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Ender Fal
Caldari
Bastage Incorporated
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Posted - 2007.04.03 20:57:00 -
[61]
 Originally by: Dr Slice
- Escape Artist
Here you have a guy that is fit for traveling, i.e. 4-7 stabs fitted. He warps away from a small to medium sized gang that fail to put enough points of scram on him and before he jumps into the next system he says something like "Haha!! Nice try nubs but you missed me!!!11"
And right into the next gang that has several battlecruisers/command ships with around 700 scan res and 9 points of scram and web fitted.
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monkeyduck
Mithril Inc
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.04.03 21:03:00 -
[62]
- The I NEVAH Lose Pirate
No matter the situation, he always has a spin that makes it appear (atleast to himself) that he has won. This includes partying with his exotic dancers in the station as he gets camped in or losing prey because "they were just too much carebear for me to handle and I'm allergic to carebear." All along those from the outside read with raised eyebrows trying to comprehend what exactly is running through his mind while others sharing the collective hive mind with 'I NEVAH Lose' nod and agree with vacant stares. The newer individuals to this collective mind randomly scream "CAREBEAR!," "NOOB!" and other attempts at derogatory terms in a turrets-like manner as they experience temporary rejection from integration into the hive.
 I <3 you all.
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Masta Killa
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.03 23:56:00 -
[63]
I'm sure everyone's seen these types, god I love & hate them.
-The noname alliance fleet
I got no problem with 30 man fleets but when they get attacked by 8 ppl and all warp the fk out, something's not right.
-The arrogant beta player
Everyone's talked to one of those, god I hate them. They've played for so many years and they've got so many exaggerated stories but they never do undock from that station in jita.
-The elitist alliance member
His words are so big, his ships are so awesome and everything he does is so epic.
Yet, in 2-3 years of being in the same alliance his number of kills don't match a real pvper's monthly quota.
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Devian 666
Ocean Dynamics
Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2007.04.04 00:57:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Masta Killa
-The elitist alliance member
His words are so big, his ships are so awesome and everything he does is so epic.
Yet, in 2-3 years of being in the same alliance his number of kills don't match a real pvper's monthly quota.
I had one of those smacking away at how ebil I am because I had a thread on destroying high sec pos's. He posted on an alt first then pulled out his Curse Alliance main and did the come out to 0.0 and fight. Rather sad really and missed the point completely.
The following is my own hybrid.
- The recruiting channel 1.5 month uber pvper who gets the sudden urge to leave his corp.
This type of pod pilot tells everyone how great he is at pvp and his 150m isk proves it. After his locator agent details have been pasted in the recruiting channel he then states that 26 jumps is too far to travel to 1v1 and that he actually has 1b isk. When the two piratey types openly discuss war decing his corp, 5 minutes later he askes how to quit his corp in the same channel.
"If you had a gang of 81127 kestrals you could alpha strike Tranquility Server into a smoking hole in the ground" |
Thread Winner
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.04.04 01:24:00 -
[65]
The Master Merchant
When killed he will promptly brag about how much he made from the insurance of that ship and how much he will make in the next 3 minutes that it will make any amount of his you destroyed infinitely insignificant. Even though it seems that the 6 mill ransom for his ship was just too much. . .
The Merchant will proceed to smack you until the point has been made over nine thousand times that your kill didn't matter
This goes out to you bill andrex.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.04.04 02:17:00 -
[66]
I went to Jita and shouted YARR and I got 500 responses of "lolzor carebear!"
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Thread Winner
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.04.04 02:26:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
I went to Jita and shouted YARR and I got 500 responses of "lolzor carebear!"
Pics or it didn't happen.
And I have seen some shops in my time so I will know if its been shopped
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Devian 666
Ocean Dynamics
Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2007.04.04 03:09:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Thread Winner
The Master Merchant
When killed he will promptly brag about how much he made from the insurance of that ship and how much he will make in the next 3 minutes that it will make any amount of his you destroyed infinitely insignificant. Even though it seems that the 6 mill ransom for his ship was just too much. . .
The Merchant will proceed to smack you until the point has been made over nine thousand times that your kill didn't matter
This goes out to you bill andrex.
Yeah I've got one of those cut and pasted in my bio. Aparently ships are free if you have the bpo. Aparently a rich industrialist flying a rookie ship  and the frozen corpse is stored in either osmeden or maut if I remember correctly.
"If you had a gang of 81127 kestrals you could alpha strike Tranquility Server into a smoking hole in the ground" |
Freakdevil
Gallente
Death Monkey's With Knives
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Posted - 2007.04.04 03:42:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Thread Winner
The Master Merchant
When killed he will promptly brag about how much he made from the insurance of that ship and how much he will make in the next 3 minutes that it will make any amount of his you destroyed infinitely insignificant. Even though it seems that the 6 mill ransom for his ship was just too much. . .
The Merchant will proceed to smack you until the point has been made over nine thousand times that your kill didn't matter
This goes out to you bill andrex.
Actually Bill makes his isk stealing mods from corp m8s
I expect 250M in my wallet soon or you can kiss your Freighter goodbye loser.
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Thread Winner
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.04.04 04:06:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Freakdevil
Originally by: Thread Winner
The Master Merchant
When killed he will promptly brag about how much he made from the insurance of that ship and how much he will make in the next 3 minutes that it will make any amount of his you destroyed infinitely insignificant. Even though it seems that the 6 mill ransom for his ship was just too much. . .
The Merchant will proceed to smack you until the point has been made over nine thousand times that your kill didn't matter
This goes out to you bill andrex.
Actually Bill makes his isk stealing mods from corp m8s
I expect 250M in my wallet soon or you can kiss your Freighter goodbye loser.
Oh Snap!
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Kylana Darkfate
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.04.04 05:06:00 -
[71]
Edited by: Kylana Darkfate on 04/04/2007 05:03:38
Wow, the past few months tiller has been *****ing like a 18 year old emo kiddie. Did the real one sell his account or something?
And to the guy who doesn't like RP'ers, this is a mmoRPG you freaking inbred moron! Get off the computer daddy gave you for Christmas, stop using mommy's credit card, and try to learn something before you get back on the internet!
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"You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley."
...Well how about the Dread Pirate Kylana? ^_^ |
Ki An
Gallente
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2007.04.04 07:25:00 -
[72]
-The Foreigner-
Usually found in Empire, around major mission or trade hubs. If agressed or camped will start shouting unintelligible phrases in local, clearly directly translated using babelfhis. These may include such gems as "You agress care you shot" or "Mineral stone burglar not errand if by use!1!"
-The Short Fuse-
Can be pirate or carebear. Have the ability to type and spell under normal circumstances. If defeated in combat will abuse local channel with badly spelled smack, often making no sense. Seems to degrade his mental age depending on his mood.
-The Obvious Alt-
After a war has been declared, tons of Obvious Alts will suddenly apply to your corp. These are all a few days old, claiming to be "rly good pvpr" and want to "kick sum careber ass lol", seemingly oblivious to the fact that 1. you don't have to spell like an 8-year-old to be a pirate and 2. if you spell like an 8-year-old you're unlikely to be admitted. These guys will keep applying even when rejected 10+ times, figuring your CEO will make a mistake sooner or later.
/Ki
Remember, kids:
Beware: I'm a "viscous pirate"! |
Icy Z
Superstars from Outer Space
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Posted - 2007.04.04 09:59:00 -
[73]
- The "there is no gals in EVE" sayer
Just becauze they have neva seen a gal nakid dont mean they dont exist.
much ♥ to ya'll, and take it icy Z |
Caius Sivaris
Minmatar
Dark Nexxus
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Posted - 2007.04.04 10:26:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Tom Shandy
Whos tiller and what is his relavence ?
He's EVE numero uno mission runner. Or at least for a time really was.
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ry ry
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Posted - 2007.04.04 11:13:00 -
[75]
Edited by: ry ry on 04/04/2007 11:11:40
The Returning Idiot.
After killing off a perfectly decent character 2 years ago, has returned to EVE and managed to re-subscribe with some random trial account cached in the browser instead of his real account. Player now can't decide whether to keep the new character and start again, or go back to the original character that ended up with 14 willpower on creation. lose/lose situation.
knows the ropes, but is confused by the changes. spent hours making new insta sets before realising he could warp to 0.
Yes. i got owned by a browser. there is no hope for me.
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Gneeznow
Minmatar
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.04.04 11:56:00 -
[76]
Originally by: tiller
- The yellow dude
Scared of losing his precious access to nub space the yellow dude wonÆt commit to a life of crime. Instead he will pod one guy and spend the next 3 weeks chaining npcÆs. My god... thats fun ?.
I was laughing at this one, then i realised, thats me :-\
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sesanti
Minmatar
Universal Exports
Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2007.04.04 12:20:00 -
[77]
The Phsychologist
He will tell you all the reasons as to why a certain group of players behave that way and probably how they are like in Real Life based on their career choice. Pirates are phsycopaths / 12 year-old kids with no life / future murderes or rapers, Carebears are sore loser guys whose wives sleep with anyone else when they turn around.
Would make Freud look like a n00b and tell him on the face "1 4/N 7h3 Roxror"!
The Alliance boss
He thinks he can boss you around like if the game was a real life job. When you join his corp/alliance, you are no longer owner of your account and your playing time. No. You have to be a slave just because of the "gift" of becoming part of their corp/alliance. He thinks he owns your ass. He establishes quotas you have to fill and if you do not, you're out of there in shame.
The Veteran Dev.
He is a developer in Real Life. He knows exactly how eve is programmed, network and hardware configured, what is wrong with it and how to fix it. He claims EVE devs are n00bs and that HE could do it all better and faster. Even though the most complex task he has done on real life was "SELECT * FROM Schema.Table" or a 20-lined "If Then Else". And even then, their code comes back from QA with more bugs than lines.
The EVE-is-what-I-play player.
If he rats, EVE is a ratting game and the rest is build around it, to support ratting. If he mines, the same. If he pirates, eve is a ruthless PVP game. If he carebears, PVP exists only to maintain the economy. If he... get the picture, right?
The "please CCP" player
He creates random posts complaining about something with the following style
- Introduction
- Completely partial view of some game style and/or change in game and explanation of problem.
- The final phrase "Please CCP..." <do this so we can blah blah blah> hoping that a DEV will the se wrong in their ways and change everything back.
And finally those who cannot realize this game is just a.... videogame and nothing else...
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The ShadowMaster -
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Thread Winner
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.04.04 12:36:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Icy Z
Edited by: Icy Z on 04/04/2007 10:37:43
- The "there is no gals in EVE" sayer
Just becauze they have neva seen a gal nakid in RL, dont mean they dont exist.
THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!
All girls who touch the internet become dudes or bulbous blobs there is no other option and no inbetween point. It is a fact! 
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Agent Li
Galactic Defence Consortium
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Posted - 2007.04.04 13:13:00 -
[79]
Yarr Master Yarr -
This character drives around in a carrier so as to sharply reduce the odds of being ganked. Otherwise, this person spends too much time on the Forums, claiming that low sec is so dangerous, women don't exist on the Internet, etc.
When anyone with any experience knows that low sec is fairly safe, especially from Yarr Master Yarr.
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Horza Otho
Minmatar
Infortunatus Eventus
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Posted - 2007.04.04 14:15:00 -
[80]
Things that ANNOY Horza Otho.
Useless posts.
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DarkElf
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.04.04 14:26:00 -
[81]
Originally by: Horza Otho
Things that ANNOY Horza Otho.
Useless posts.
i found it rather entertaining. best use for this forum tbh.
DE
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SleepingBuddah
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Posted - 2007.04.04 14:26:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Horza Otho
Things that ANNOY Horza Otho.
Useless posts.
Useless post.
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phishstik
Gallente
Hammer Of Light
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Posted - 2007.04.04 14:27:00 -
[83]
-The "?!?!?!?!" traveler-
Is totally astonished that someone is shooting at him. Usually just joined a corp/alliance.
Starts with - "?!?! wtf?" in local, then
"stop shooting! im neutral!!?!!"
Once ship is popped - "?!?! why you do that??"
When podded Evemail reads "?!?!?!?! my corp/alliance is coming to kill you now!!!! Your standings have been lowered!!!!!"
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Nidhoggur
The Movement
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Posted - 2007.04.04 14:34:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Icy Z
Edited by: Icy Z on 04/04/2007 10:37:43
- The "there is no gals in EVE" sayer
Just becauze they have neva seen a gal nakid in RL, dont mean they dont exist.
Heh.
Still, it's a pretty safe bet that when someone comes into local/public channels and goes on about their *******, they are in fact not female.
Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Conuion Meow ([email protected]) |
Horza Otho
Minmatar
Infortunatus Eventus
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Posted - 2007.04.04 16:02:00 -
[85]
Originally by: SleepingBuddah
Originally by: Horza Otho
Things that ANNOY Horza Otho.
Useless posts.
Useless post.
Post with your main kthnx
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Baaldor
Caldari
Igneus Auctorita
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Posted - 2007.04.04 19:32:00 -
[86]
----Rules Enforcer----
The guy that reminds you that destroying his BS was against the rules of engagement, because he was not in a combative posture, nor was a willing PVP participant. And did not warrant an act of aggression......which I will be reported to CCP and be banned immediately!
Is this guy playing the same game we are? WTF
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Letava
Gallente
Svefn-G-Englar
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Posted - 2007.04.04 20:59:00 -
[87]
Originally by: "tiller"
- The REAL PVPer
Every night the same... æwaaaa real men live in 0.0 best of the best sir yes sirÆ. Hrm, been there, got the tee-shirt. If 0.0 interested me guess where I would be... yup 0.0. IÆm in low sec, itÆs where I want to be, if you have a problem with it... toughski
Originally by: "tiller"
- The MERC lol nubs
The MERC, ex pirate, unable to adapt to changes in the game can no longer face the pressures of a pirate life and instead follows what can only be seen as a æcarebear CEOsÆ orders to a life of war decs and being fluffy in high sec. You make me sick.
I'm sure you don't give a **** what I think, any more than I do for you, but that's just completely hypocritical. You're in low sec because you want to be, people in my corp are in high sec because we want to be. It's not because we can't 'handle' low sec any more than because you can't survive in 0.0. We get good fights, we have fun, and we don't have to bugger around with hauler alts 
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Lithalnas
Amarr
Hadean Drive Yards
Archaean Cooperative
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Posted - 2007.04.04 21:10:00 -
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- Gender laws of /b/
Men are Men
Girls are Men
Children are the FBI
Seriously, I only know of a few girls in all the games I play, and the only reason I know they are girls is through the Teamspeak. All of them have no interest in 'online creeps' so gentlemen, cancel your erections.
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Hadean Drive Yards
The EvE inflation, 80 Macro miners, 1.5b isk/day |
monkeyduck
Mithril Inc
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.04.04 21:28:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Lithalnas
All of them have no interest in 'online creeps' so gentlemen, cancel your erections.
Exactly; most women hide themselves until they know what types of maturity levels they are dealing with in regards to their company. In another game I play we have an alliance and 3 of the 5 guilds are lead (leaders and officers) by women.
I lol'd at your Children are the FBI
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Silver Sheath
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Posted - 2007.04.04 21:37:00 -
[90]
Edited by: Silver Sheath on 04/04/2007 21:35:20
EVE has the lowest amount of female players in an MMO that I've ever seen. Probably because it's a space sim, at least, that why my g/f doesn't like it. Plus, if you're on Vent or TS they're like (assuming they don't know, and think you're male) "Hey man, funny, but get your girlfriend off the mic. We need your help." Witnessed that one, lol.
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