Originally by: Le Skunk

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Edited by: Le Skunk on 03/04/2007 08:33:36
Let me tell you a story

A story about two noobs, happily ratting in their cruisers out in 0.0

One in a maller, on in an arbitrator. Trying to take down some rats and earn a little isk to boost their tiny wallets. Its a struggle to take em down, but working together in the spirit of the game, striving for something better. Happily chatting with the people in local.

The warp gate fires.

Whos this in local? A chap name KaiH From the E N I G M A alliance.The noobs are under heavy fire from the rats and turn to leave, they try to scoop their drones, they cant afford any new ones. Whats this uncloaking from the side. Its kaih in an arazu.

Look away if your faint hearted..... HE DAMPED, SCRAMED , AND GANKED THE NOOBS!!

I just happened to be in system, and i heard the wail of anguish at the lost ships.

The privateer alliance will wardec an enemy alliance/corp for you for the simple cost price of the dec. No profit for us. (message me for detail)

In this case though, the noob could only afford a few isk. He couldnt afford a war dec. He was just going to have to trudge off and suck it up. The little man crushed YET AGAIN UNDER THE FOOT OF A BULLY BOY ALLIANCE. KaiH quoted that "... he was a hero in his alliance chat"

This was too much. A sickeningly blaze act of passing noob-violence. At this point the privatteer alliance stepped in. Taking the noobs nominal isk payment, we covered the rest ourselves and have war decced the E N I G M A alliance.

KaiH the 'hero noob killer' is now KOS in all of empire. And the rest of his alliance shall also pay for harboring such a vile specimin. Their autopilot buttons will rust solid and their mining lasers shall fall silent.

SKUNK

*small print*

The privatter alliance is a non profit making organisation. For more information on the privateer alliance, whether in view to joining us, or taking advantage of cost price wardeccing - please feel free to mssg Le Skunk or Sorted.

"...this noob pulversing is getting out of hand... somebodys got to do something about it"

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