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Le Skunk
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.03 08:25:00 -
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Edited by: Le Skunk on 03/04/2007 08:33:36
Let me tell you a story
A story about two noobs, happily ratting in their cruisers out in 0.0
One in a maller, on in an arbitrator. Trying to take down some rats and earn a little isk to boost their tiny wallets. Its a struggle to take em down, but working together in the spirit of the game, striving for something better. Happily chatting with the people in local.
The warp gate fires.
Whos this in local? A chap name KaiH From the E N I G M A alliance.The noobs are under heavy fire from the rats and turn to leave, they try to scoop their drones, they cant afford any new ones. Whats this uncloaking from the side. Its kaih in an arazu.
Look away if your faint hearted..... HE DAMPED, SCRAMED , AND GANKED THE NOOBS!!
I just happened to be in system, and i heard the wail of anguish at the lost ships.
The privateer alliance will wardec an enemy alliance/corp for you for the simple cost price of the dec. No profit for us. (message me for detail)
In this case though, the noob could only afford a few isk. He couldnt afford a war dec. He was just going to have to trudge off and suck it up. The little man crushed YET AGAIN UNDER THE FOOT OF A BULLY BOY ALLIANCE. KaiH quoted that "... he was a hero in his alliance chat"
This was too much. A sickeningly blaze act of passing noob-violence. At this point the privatteer alliance stepped in. Taking the noobs nominal isk payment, we covered the rest ourselves and have war decced the E N I G M A alliance.
KaiH the 'hero noob killer' is now KOS in all of empire. And the rest of his alliance shall also pay for harboring such a vile specimin. Their autopilot buttons will rust solid and their mining lasers shall fall silent.
SKUNK
*small print*
The privatter alliance is a non profit making organisation. For more information on the privateer alliance, whether in view to joining us, or taking advantage of cost price wardeccing - please feel free to mssg Le Skunk or Sorted.
"...this noob pulversing is getting out of hand... somebodys got to do something about it"
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Swirled
Amarr
The JORG Corporation
FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.03 08:32:00 -
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Edited by: Swirled on 03/04/2007 08:28:40
1st
Bravo BTW =]
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Mantra
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Posted - 2007.04.03 08:33:00 -
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You're honourable intentions are an example to us all. ^_^
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I am a soldier. I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight..
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Shen Liu
Swift Retribution
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Posted - 2007.04.03 08:37:00 -
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 Originally by: Le Skunk
Edited by: Le Skunk on 03/04/2007 08:23:33
In this case though, the noob could only afford a few isk. He couldnt afford a war dec. He was just going to have to trudge off and suck it up. The little man crushed YET AGAIN UNDER THE FOOT OF A BULLY BOY ALLIANCE. KaiH quoted that "... he was a hero in his alliance chat"
This was too much. A sickeningly blaze act of passing noob-violence. At this point the privatteer alliance stepped in. Taking the noobs nominal isk payment, we covered the rest ourselves and have war decced the E N I G M A alliance.
Following that principle you will end up declaring war on yourselves? No?
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Mori Felding
Minmatar
Void Spiders
Fate Weavers
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Posted - 2007.04.03 08:39:00 -
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Quote:
Following that principle you will end up declaring war on yourselves? No?
At their current pace of wardecs I wouldnt be surprised if that happened. 
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Lex Kram
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Posted - 2007.04.03 08:44:00 -
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*snip* Posting with an unidentified character and characters in NPC corporations in this forum is prohibited. If you wish to participate in the discussions here, be sure to have your corporation and or alliance status ticked in your forum settings. -Ivan K ([email protected])
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Ivan Kirilenkov
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.04.03 08:48:00 -
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Please remember to post with your alliance or corp ticker shown.
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Le Skunk
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.03 08:50:00 -
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Originally by: Ivan Kirilenkov
Please remember to post with your alliance or corp ticker shown.
Oww - he was saying something nice about us :( Why is it always the nice ones who get ISD spanked :(
SKUNK
"omg im on a 4-1 nice/nasty response ratio.... somethings amiss"
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Shen Liu
Swift Retribution
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Posted - 2007.04.03 09:01:00 -
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Edited by: Shen Liu on 03/04/2007 09:00:50
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: Shen Liu
Following that principle you will end up declaring war on yourselves? No?
We tried this and the 100mill didnt leave our account but was refunded when the error message rejected the dec. I spent 23hours solid wardeccing ourselfs and the isk is now in a CCP account, to stop them from nerfing wardecs.
Your humour is so outdated 1/10
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Le Skunk
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.03 09:06:00 -
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Edited by: Le Skunk on 03/04/2007 09:03:55
Originally by: Shen Liu
Originally by: Le Skunk
Originally by: Shen Liu
Following that principle you will end up declaring war on yourselves? No?
We tried this and the 100mill didnt leave our account but was refunded when the error message rejected the dec. I spent 23hours solid wardeccing ourselfs and the isk is now in a CCP account, to stop them from nerfing wardecs.
Your humour so outdated 1/10
I was only valiantly attempting to rescue YOUR attempt at a joke which indeed I have heard perhaps only 58 times now. Anyhows trolling is bad. I smell the whiff or a noob pulveriser on you! *finger hovers over wardec button*
SKUNK
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Mangus Thermopyle
Chosen Path
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.04.03 09:27:00 -
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Privateer, the griefer of mission runners and miners, talk about saving the little man?
Do you have a buggy calender? Surely you ment to post this thread 3 days earlier!
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Blue Stratos
Amarr
Setenta Corp
Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.03 09:28:00 -
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Someone needs to gag you
Privateers are welcome to war dec, but really don't need to hear about it every time u do
Originally by: CCP Sharkbait
think the problem is found. last startup now.
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Ventosus
x13
Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.04.03 09:42:00 -
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Edited by: Ventosus on 03/04/2007 09:38:49
Quote:
Privateers are welcome to war dec, but really don't need to hear about it every time u do
COAD?
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I will win Eve
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Darc Kaahar
Gallente
Feel Good Inc.
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.03 09:48:00 -
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Originally by: Blue Stratos
Someone needs to gag you
Privateers are welcome to war dec, but really don't need to hear about it every time u do
Good Jesus someone needs to gag you, all you ever do is post utter crap in any thread you see, do you actually play the game or do you just troll the forums all your waking life?
Good to see the Privateers taking a stand for the little guys, much respect
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Blue Stratos
Amarr
Setenta Corp
Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.03 09:58:00 -
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Originally by: Darc Kaahar
Originally by: Blue Stratos
Someone needs to gag you
Privateers are welcome to war dec, but really don't need to hear about it every time u do
Good Jesus someone needs to gag you, all you ever do is post utter crap in any thread you see, do you actually play the game or do you just troll the forums all your waking life?
Good to see the Privateers taking a stand for the little guys, much respect
Yes, utter crap as in things u don't want to read n tbfh i dont much care, privateers are an alliance full of idiots whoi want to war dec everyone ganking missions runners, everytime a pvp gang coems to empire looking for them, they run and dock, even when its even numbers
So how about u go troll me sumwhere else?
Originally by: CCP Sharkbait
think the problem is found. last startup now.
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hedfunk
Caldari
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.03 09:58:00 -
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Edited by: hedfunk on 03/04/2007 10:03:41
So you pay for a wardec instead of a new Drake for me! Elton is not pleased! He may be forced to serenade you into submission.
EDIT: They nerfed Elton again! 190BYTES to big, 
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Darc Kaahar
Gallente
Feel Good Inc.
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.03 10:11:00 -
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Originally by: Blue Stratos
Originally by: Darc Kaahar
Originally by: Blue Stratos
Someone needs to gag you
Privateers are welcome to war dec, but really don't need to hear about it every time u do
Good Jesus someone needs to gag you, all you ever do is post utter crap in any thread you see, do you actually play the game or do you just troll the forums all your waking life?
Good to see the Privateers taking a stand for the little guys, much respect
Yes, utter crap as in things u don't want to read n tbfh i dont much care, privateers are an alliance full of idiots whoi want to war dec everyone ganking missions runners, everytime a pvp gang coems to empire looking for them, they run and dock, even when its even numbers
So how about u go troll me sumwhere else?
Oh they dock up everytime is it? And you know this how, you're watching every fight the privateers are in I guess? Impressive considering you are spamming nonsense on the forums all the time as well 
What do you care what the Privateers do anyway? Did they gank you to many times?
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Jin Steele
Port Royal Independent Kontractors
Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.04.03 10:27:00 -
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Originally by: Blue Stratos
Originally by: Darc Kaahar
Originally by: Blue Stratos
Someone needs to gag you
Privateers are welcome to war dec, but really don't need to hear about it every time u do
Good Jesus someone needs to gag you, all you ever do is post utter crap in any thread you see, do you actually play the game or do you just troll the forums all your waking life?
Good to see the Privateers taking a stand for the little guys, much respect
Yes, utter crap as in things u don't want to read n tbfh i dont much care, privateers are an alliance full of idiots whoi want to war dec everyone ganking missions runners, everytime a pvp gang coems to empire looking for them, they run and dock, even when its even numbers
So how about u go troll me sumwhere else?
Thats a tad hypocritical isnt it? We dont give a rats ass about what you have to say, you dont care what they have to say. Neither of you will leave the forums, so deal with it.
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Chienka
CAOD posting corp.
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Posted - 2007.04.03 10:27:00 -
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Edited by: Chienka on 03/04/2007 10:24:22
GoGo Privyteers!
And stratos, honestly, go away already. This forum has had more than enough of your lame trolling.
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Darc Kaahar
Gallente
Feel Good Inc.
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.03 10:34:00 -
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Originally by: Jin Steele
Originally by: Blue Stratos
Originally by: Darc Kaahar
Originally by: Blue Stratos
Someone needs to gag you
Privateers are welcome to war dec, but really don't need to hear about it every time u do
Good Jesus someone needs to gag you, all you ever do is post utter crap in any thread you see, do you actually play the game or do you just troll the forums all your waking life?
Good to see the Privateers taking a stand for the little guys, much respect
Yes, utter crap as in things u don't want to read n tbfh i dont much care, privateers are an alliance full of idiots whoi want to war dec everyone ganking missions runners, everytime a pvp gang coems to empire looking for them, they run and dock, even when its even numbers
So how about u go troll me sumwhere else?
Thats a tad hypocritical isnt it? We dont give a rats ass about what you have to say, you dont care what they have to say. Neither of you will leave the forums, so deal with it.
Who's this 'we' are you speaking on behalf of other people? Did you have a big chat with them about this thread, I bet you did
So what's your point, if you didn't 'give a rats ass about what I had to say' then why did you reply?
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Blue Stratos
Amarr
Setenta Corp
Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.03 11:25:00 -
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SMACK THREAD
10/10
^_^
Originally by: CCP Sharkbait
think the problem is found. last startup now.
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Saltire
System-Lords
E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.04.03 11:42:00 -
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OH GOD NO THE STATION CAMPERS FROM JITA! zOMG HELP ME!!!111ELEVENTYONEONEONE112334
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Arrow Jumpdrive
Minmatar
Sicarri Covenant
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.03 11:52:00 -
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Edited by: Arrow Jumpdrive on 03/04/2007 11:51:45
Edited by: Arrow Jumpdrive on 03/04/2007 11:50:42
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privateers are an alliance full of idiots whoi want to war dec everyone ganking missions runners, everytime a pvp gang coems to empire looking for them, they run and dock, even when its even numbers
Really ?.
Oh, and someone should gag you for your moronic statement of "idiots". I see your "proof or stfu" in your sig. So, you clueless smart ass, please feel free to visit our gallery for proof... and stfu.
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Tunnas
The Necromongers
E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.04.03 12:06:00 -
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Edited by: Tunnas on 03/04/2007 12:05:59
Edited by: Tunnas on 03/04/2007 12:05:48
E N I G M A welcomes the war, but unfortunatly we are mostly flashy red, and are KOS anyways and not able to go into empire ;)
and btw Quote:
Look away if your faint hearted..... HE DAMPED, SCRAMED , AND GANKED THE NOOBS!!
rofl that's my boy 
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ShogunAssassin
System-Lords
E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.04.03 12:06:00 -
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Blah Blah Blah.
First off, if the n00bs had even tried they couldve killed the arazu, anyway what they hell do they expect in syndicate ( prod the most pirate infested space in eve)
Secondly, we will be waiting for you, oh and just a little hint you wont find us in empire.
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"Naaah, lets make tyres illegal! That'll slow the buggers down!"
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Sorted
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.03 12:17:00 -
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Originally by: ShogunAssassin
Blah Blah Blah.
First off, if the n00bs had even tried they couldve killed the arazu,
Your saying 2 crusier noobs with belt aggro could of pwnd the Araz pilot? - I dont want to fly with that guy.....
Learn More: Privateers Recruitment
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Kainan Mai
Amarr
The Necromongers
E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.04.03 12:19:00 -
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"Their autopilot buttons will rust solid and their mining lasers shall fall silent."
Mining lasers?! I take offense to that.. sir!
*Picks up the good ol' armoured glove*
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Grivent Travior
Gallente
System-Lords
E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.04.03 12:35:00 -
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Pew Pew!
Now if i could only get into Empire :)
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Felysta Sandorn
Caldari
Murder of Crows
E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.04.03 12:38:00 -
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That's nothing... I went out in to lowsec the other day, cried for help in a belt (in my Pilgrim), and in came a caracal... I killed him, he wanted a rematch, came back in a destroyer... I killed that just as his mate showed up in a Drake... I was about to kill that (in structure) when the pilot ejected (free drake), then back in the belt, I called for help again, and in came another caracal and thorax. I killed the thorax and looted his ship, then hunted down the caracal and popped that too with some hilarious local and private chat banter! :)
Anyway, I think I speak for the whole of ENIGMA when I say bring it... We're having an alliance-wide effort to get our sec-status' up now so we can move to empire to destroy the Privateer scum!
Or at least I am, and my friendly alt is already kitting up to bring the fight to you and watch you all dock in Jita 4-4...
Killing With Ease
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Cpt Pugwash
Rubra Libertas Militia
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Posted - 2007.04.03 12:41:00 -
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Originally by: Blue Stratos
Originally by: Darc Kaahar
Originally by: Blue Stratos
Someone needs to gag you
Privateers are welcome to war dec, but really don't need to hear about it every time u do
Good Jesus someone needs to gag you, all you ever do is post utter crap in any thread you see, do you actually play the game or do you just troll the forums all your waking life?
Good to see the Privateers taking a stand for the little guys, much respect
Yes, utter crap as in things u don't want to read n tbfh i dont much care, privateers are an alliance full of idiots whoi want to war dec everyone ganking missions runners, everytime a pvp gang coems to empire looking for them, they run and dock, even when its even numbers
So how about u go troll me sumwhere else?
Isn't this Standard Xelas policy?
Movies: Make Mine a Bob Light
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