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faffner
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Posted - 2007.04.04 03:41:00 -
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1. Do not reply here(without my permission) because it will exclude you from the bounty
2. Contact me online I have no life in RL and can play 23/7
3. I see myself as one of the oldest and richest player in eve. Research agents have given me and my other chars about 80 billions isk in bpo and I play alone and there are only me in my corps. I am very generous to other players that do as i want to. The original players Hitgirl and Zcinner are exampel of players that I have sponsored with billions of isk to do work for me.
4. Now I have a problem with corp Exit 13 that are stealing cans from chars mining for me and killing them. Xeom,CheeZel X are exampel of char in exit 13 that I want to have shot down and would be happy if you pod them too.
5. If you feel that you and your mates can do that contact me online and we can make a deal, I do not accept kill mails or things like that, I want to be with you when you shoot down members of Exit 13. For Xeom it applyes even if he leaves exit 13.
Happy hunting
Faffner
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sicarri Covenant
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.04 03:46:00 -
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Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 04/04/2007 03:42:50
"I'm the guy that got 75b isk and I'm feeling generous... send me 15M isk and I'll give you back 20M!" 
Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking ... ~Liz Kali
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Thread Winner
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.04.04 04:05:00 -
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 Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 04/04/2007 03:42:50
"I'm the guy that got 75b isk and I'm feeling generous... send me 15M isk and I'll give you back 20M!"
No bounty for you.
Oh wait. . .
dammit 
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xeom
Exit 13
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Posted - 2007.04.04 04:09:00 -
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crap im scared
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"Those nuclear missiles are for domestic heating." - Scagga
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faffner
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Posted - 2007.04.04 04:20:00 -
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*snip* Be nice. -Conuion Meow ([email protected])
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Lucitia
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Posted - 2007.04.04 04:41:00 -
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Option 1: Perhaps you should hire some escorts on your mining operations instead of walking down a dark minmatar alley with a bag full of isk and then act shocked that you got robbed.
Option 2: Alternatively you could pay us 1 Billion isk (monthly) to 100% guarantee on leaving your mining operation alone.
Option 3: Take a chance hire someone who will miss us and we will still shoot your miners, and in PVP you will be primary and we will Pod you repeatedly even if it means using smartbombs to destroy the loot to guarantee your death.
Thankyou for your time,
Your friendly E-13 Carebear Exterminator.
Contact me for more details on how you can make your payment to us.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sicarri Covenant
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.04 04:54:00 -
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Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 04/04/2007 04:50:45
Originally by: Lucitia
Option 1: Perhaps you should hire some escorts on your mining operations instead of walking down a dark minmatar alley with a bag full of isk and then act shocked that you got robbed.
Oh, why you gotta drag minmitar into this? 
It was probably a snooty Gallentean
Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking ... ~Liz Kali
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xeom
Exit 13
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Posted - 2007.04.04 04:55:00 -
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Nah 1b is too much look 100m every two weeks man and you set.
PS:this only covers me
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"Those nuclear missiles are for domestic heating." - Scagga
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Alexi Johns
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2007.04.04 05:10:00 -
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Originally by: faffner
2. Contact me online I have no life in RL and can play 23/7
this made me lol then rofl
maybe he could spend some isk on manners or a few social skillbooks, tbh i think you guys should sell bookmarks to his mining haunts to other pirates instead 
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Kylana Darkfate
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.04.04 05:39:00 -
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OctoberSnow got their asses handed to them once because some insanely rich person hired mercenaries to take them out.
Those with the most ISK rule this game.
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"You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley."
...Well how about the Dread Pirate Kylana? ^_^ |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sicarri Covenant
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.04 05:39:00 -
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I usually don't take ransoms, but I say lets go get him and hold him upside down by his feet and shake him till all his money falls out 
Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking ... ~Liz Kali
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faffner
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Posted - 2007.04.04 05:44:00 -
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Quote:
Those with the most ISK rule this game.
True Insan3 ****** with some friends of mine a few years back and told me after "respect, you were the first that realy did something about me"
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faffner
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Posted - 2007.04.04 05:57:00 -
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Edited by: faffner on 04/04/2007 05:54:42
Originally by: Alexi Johns
Originally by: faffner
2. Contact me online I have no life in RL and can play 23/7
this made me lol then rofl
maybe he could spend some isk on manners or a few social skillbooks, tbh i think you guys should sell bookmarks to his mining haunts to other pirates instead
yeah I've been on sick-leave from work for 6 years now, this is the funniest thing I can do 24/7
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sicarri Covenant
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.04 06:06:00 -
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Originally by: faffner
Edited by: faffner on 04/04/2007 05:54:42
Originally by: Alexi Johns
Originally by: faffner
2. Contact me online I have no life in RL and can play 23/7
this made me lol then rofl
maybe he could spend some isk on manners or a few social skillbooks, tbh i think you guys should sell bookmarks to his mining haunts to other pirates instead
yeah I've been on sick-leave from work for 6 years now, this is the funniest thing I can do 24/7
23/7.... 1 hour DT each night
Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking ... ~Liz Kali
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faffner
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Posted - 2007.04.04 06:42:00 -
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Originally by: Lucitia
Option 1: Perhaps you should hire some escorts
Option 2: Alternatively you could pay us 1 Billion isk (monthly) to 100% guarantee on leaving your mining operation alone.
Option 3: Take a chance hire someone who will miss us and we will still shoot your miners, and in PVP you will be primary and we will Pod you repeatedly even if it means using smartbombs to destroy the loot to guarantee your death.
Thankyou for your time,
Your friendly E-13 Carebear Exterminator.
Contact me for more details on how you can make your payment to us.
Or perhaps I can spend 10 billion isk in making life in eve not so funny for those that shoot on people that mine.
If you have alot of isk it does not feel so hard to pay perhaps 10 billion isk to have fun
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Warrio
Ruin Inc.
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Posted - 2007.04.04 06:43:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: faffner
Edited by: faffner on 04/04/2007 05:54:42
Originally by: Alexi Johns
Originally by: faffner
2. Contact me online I have no life in RL and can play 23/7
this made me lol then rofl
maybe he could spend some isk on manners or a few social skillbooks, tbh i think you guys should sell bookmarks to his mining haunts to other pirates instead
yeah I've been on sick-leave from work for 6 years now, this is the funniest thing I can do 24/7
23/7.... 1 hour DT each night
The upkeep on an e-Peen this big takes at least 1 hour per day you know.
Yarr etc. |
Lucitia
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Posted - 2007.04.04 07:06:00 -
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"Ok Faffner - you win, spend 10 billion isk on mercs to hunt us down, yeah teach us a lesson, spank us baby yeah yeah come on harder harder, what you want me to squel like a Gallente love child, oink oink does that do it for yeah... ooh you so bad"
Faffner, Faffner wake up, wake up you have overdosed snorting mining crystals again.
Do your worst, I dare you 
Lots of Love (In a purely Man and slaver hound way)
E-13 Your Carebear Population Control Expert
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faffner
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Posted - 2007.04.04 07:13:00 -
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Originally by: Lucitia
Faffner, Faffner wake up, wake up you have overdosed snorting mining crystals again.
Do your worst, I dare you [:pirate:
Lots of Love (In a purely Man and slaver hound way)
E-13 Your Carebear Population Control Expert
About a year ago I put a 240 millions bounty on xoria krint, only for fun, he wanted to go to empire as a nice man with + sec and high bounty on him.
The result was that he had to to to 0.0 to hide because all of his friends wanted that bounty money
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Mc Bane
Caldari
DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2007.04.04 07:55:00 -
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Damn son, seems like you made this thread just to bragg about your huge money bin. you could have just contacted one of the corps on the merc list.
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faffner
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Posted - 2007.04.04 08:06:00 -
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Originally by: Mc Bane
Damn son, seems like you made this thread just to bragg about your huge money bin. you could have just contacted one of the corps on the merc list.
No I want Exit 13 to know why they are beeing hunted down and who are behind it. Now they even know who in their own corp is responsible for it.
They can go where they want to but they always have to think "is anybody near me going to hold me in place so an other can shoot me down"
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Lucitia
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Posted - 2007.04.04 08:14:00 -
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E-13 Press Anouncment....
To all Combat pilots,
It has come to our attention that a few pilot have nearly been destroyed in engagments against Faffner the following message is a guide on how to engage him.
1. Warp in at 100mks
2. Align directly for the furtherest Celestial object
3. Fire at Target when destroyed immediatly warp out
4. Warp immediatly or the resulting explosion of hot air will devestate half the system, this cannot be emphasised enough.
5. Returning to loot is a waste of time, target usually contains nothing but the hot air that was destroyed in the resulting explosion.
6. Disable hearing implants to withstand a Level 5 whine and idle and unfilled threats.
7. Once whine has died down go back to step 1.
That is all.
E-13
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Thut'ankh Amon
Exit 13
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Posted - 2007.04.04 08:19:00 -
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Dear faffner,
thank you for having intrest in our corporation and in services we provide, we are very happy you seem satisfied enough to provide us with fresh targets.
When you are successfull in your hireing mercs please mail me so we can jumpclone to empire in order to find them.
Thank you for choosing Xeom harrasment option.
Thut'ankh Amon
Director of Customer Relations Department
Originally by: Noluck Ned
*Notify* Concord is on their way to help you, just hang in there, they are waiting for overlord to respawn |
Milo Deadstar
Minmatar
Exit 13
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Posted - 2007.04.04 08:31:00 -
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Oh Noes! 
/me disbands corp and stays docked for 6 months!
Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Sahwoolo Etoophie ([email protected])
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Basileus
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Posted - 2007.04.04 09:15:00 -
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Are you the fat guy that gets mentioned in the Nightfreeze story? I think you are
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Agama
Exit 13
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Posted - 2007.04.04 09:36:00 -
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Originally by: faffner
Edited by: faffner on 04/04/2007 08:05:36
Originally by: Mc Bane
Damn son, seems like you made this thread just to bragg about your huge money bin. you could have just contacted one of the corps on the merc list.
No I want Exit 13 to know why they are beeing hunted down and who are behind it. Now they even know who in their own corp is responsible for it.
They can go where they want to but they always have to think "is anybody near me going to hold me in place so an other can shoot me down"
That is what happened to insan3, a char that said that he wanted to join his corp came close enough to hold him and zcinner came in and shoot him down
This is pretty good. Just when we were going to war dec someone for the hell of it....Xeom annoys a nice big fat cat carebear. \o/
By all means hire a few mercs. The more the merrier. But please oh please be in the gangs so we don't have to worry who to call primary.... because you know.... some times we get confused who to shoot at. 
Heck....who doesn't like some good 'ol fashioned pew pew. 
'Death solves all problems- no man, no problem' J.V. Stalin, 1918
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DarkElf
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.04.04 10:41:00 -
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Let me know when you'll be fighting exit13 and i'll bring Veto in to help them, i mean err help you.
DE
courtesy of Raggii |
baron corrino
Gallente
The Scope
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Posted - 2007.04.04 11:08:00 -
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XEOM, behave you naughty naughty boy...
And the rest of you exit 13... I'm dissapointed,.. ;)
p.s. Na, grief this guy for all your worth, hate rich people thinking they are the bomb!!
Oh noes, I replied without permission, no bounty for me I guess!!
(Oh and hi all at exit13, you are missed ;P)!!
Faffner, good luck and enjoy exit 13, your in for one hell of a good time, something to remember and cherish ;)
Fly safe all
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kublai
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.04.04 11:11:00 -
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The dutcher approves of old, angry and bitter men with big fat wallets.
The dutchess is also single for marriage.
Signature removed - please email us with a link to find out why - Serathu ([email protected]) |
vonakaNBuster
Minmatar
The Movement
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Posted - 2007.04.04 11:15:00 -
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i have very good experience fighting those ppl, throw me a message in game with intel about what youre willing to offer, and we can have a talk.
vonakanbuster
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Dionisius
Gallente
SpearMint Rhino GentleMen's Club
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Posted - 2007.04.04 11:31:00 -
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Originally by: Lucitia
"Ok Faffner - you win, spend 10 billion isk on mercs to hunt us down, yeah teach us a lesson, spank us baby yeah yeah come on harder harder, what you want me to squel like a Gallente love child, oink oink does that do it for yeah... ooh you so bad"
Faffner, Faffner wake up, wake up you have overdosed snorting mining crystals again.
Do your worst, I dare you
Lots of Love (In a purely Man and slaver hound way)
E-13 Your Carebear Population Control Expert
Whats your problem with gallente people?Didn't we help you against the evil amarrians? HMMM?!
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What we have here is total lack of respect for the law...
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