By examining Bumblefck's portrait I say he looks like a down-to-earth kind of man with a mind for business. He likes to keep his appearance neat and tidy and goes down well with the ladies. He also has a liking for plain metal or chromed surfaces.

This is certainly true +1


But you also get a -1 for not inserting a Freddie Mercury gag

What's a Freddie Mercury?

Teranul seems to know kung fu and that she can stab u with chop sticks a mile away

Rebal is wishing he'd brought his shades....

Natalya is a member of a women's rugby team?

TigerXtrm: "dat ass, damn."

Reyold Bengali: I'm Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and the last word out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that?

Irani enjoys going to raves and taking massive amounts of X. Also, her favorite sentence is probably "I like it when the glowstick glows.".

What was he looking at?

Stinko McCoy - Ok, wtf happened last night and why is my face like this. I swear if i find pictures on the internet....

Stinko McCoy - Ok, wtf happened last night and why is my face like this. I swear if i find pictures on the internet....

Hello, I'm Krystal, and I'll be serving you today.

Hello! I'm a serial killer. Like my sunglasses; they're transition lenses!

Nomzi Nomnialli looks like she is taking a complex (and irritating) situation and trying to analytically find the optimal solution. It (the solution) seems to involve pew.

Bart Starr is the man who knew too little

Xercodo looks constipated.

DaLove Machine is Commander Shepard, and this is his favorite store on the Citadel.

Xercodo is saying "Dude..........I know Kung fu"

Eugene Spencer was wondering if he had accidentally applied the secret hair-grow gop to his face instead of his head once he looked in the mirror the next morning. At least the beard went well with his awesome leather jacket.
Still, what is it with these psychedelic wallpapers in Gallente Stations, he thought, as he gently stroked his Slaver Hound Puppy.

Irani Firecam looks too peppy for her tatoo

Just for you, this is me without the tattoo.

Carmine is a mature and experienced woman. She's done many things some of them illegal in all 4 empires.
She also has some sweet tatoos.

Carmine Lady composes operas formed solely from the recorded screams of her victims. They are surprisingly popular.

(God-dammit!)

Grimpack is most definatily a bitter man. Very bitter man, whose about to **** off and explode.

Grimpak,

You had a difficult childhood and you father even managed to take you an eye when he popped the champaign at your 18th anniversary.

I feel for you.

Grimpak has seen some rough times.

Logan LaMort is a well known and trusted drug dealer to the Gallentean celebrity community, but recently started getting high on his own supply and owes more than he cares to think about to a Minmatar smuggling crew. He will be dead in a month.

Whoa.. We have Kane here (Joseph Kucan)

Logan LaMort is a well known and trusted drug dealer to the Gallentean celebrity community, but recently started getting high on his own supply and owes more than he cares to think about to a Minmatar smuggling crew. He will be dead in a month.

You look like the oposite, like you just pissed in his cheerios and are waiting till he finishes eating to tell him.

You look like the oposite, like you just pissed in his cheerios and are waiting till he finishes eating to tell him.

Bronden looks like a very nice trustworthy fellow until you notice he is a Gallente with the Caldari Flag as his background !
Traitor ! Boo !

"Hello, I am father McMallyy" Not shown, Little Timmy.

Edit* Ninjaed again.

Bronden Neopatus was literally a poster boy for the Gallente Federation in his early twenties, but now funds his booster habit by selling official secrets to the Caldari. His two girlfriends both work in the adult entertainment industry - neither knows about the other.

Bruno Capri has just spotted you urinating on his car, and he is not happy at all.

Vargo sees himself leading the empire, but has trouble focusing on his goals...

Vargo reveals his whitebread upbringing with his stereotyping of Bruno Capri by automatically assuming that Bruno lives in the kind of neighborhood where people pee on other people's cars.

Osiris Dagda is an Icon - and you all agree.

Logan LaMort stole my BF's face and attached it to his body. True story. You look very much like him, and if your chin was a biiit wider you'd be spot on.

Alezra: I have a triple your ISK-scheme running in Jita. Trust me!

Erichk Knaar, "Get the rocket launchers, this is gonna be a biggie." hardened emilitary type, seen lots of bad **** and kicked its ass. Often seen smoking expensive Ammarian cigars, and hunting down the worst of the worst. Because nothing else really brings the thrills anymore.

Titus Phook: Send more tanks to the eastern front and make them push forward!

Devil's Call is not fond of portrait sessions when there are better things to do.


Severius tries to hide his head in shame, still unable to explain the human butt-print that permanently appeared on his forehead.

Ingvar is amused remembering what he did to the last forum troll!!

Well the troll wasn't really amused tbh.