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Sunforge
EVE University Ivy League
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Posted - 2017.01.09 09:11:21 -
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To do my bit to end the tyranny, I went to the doctors and he prescribed me anti-oppressants!
BTW I blame vandals for that joke, it wasn't me wot did it. Honest. |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
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Posted - 2017.01.11 01:48:12 -
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This may just be the seed capital needed to start another awful jokes thread....
What was the Scorpion's favorite song? Rokh You Like a Hurricane.
Start the bubble machine!
-Lawrence Welk
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Vortexo VonBrenner
Raumfahrer Spiff Rakett Piloot Anslutning
2624
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Posted - 2017.01.12 01:35:48 -
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rimshot
EvE security zones in pictures
EvE quick reference pdf
EvE links
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Rana Ash
Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2017.01.12 08:37:21 -
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When i was little my father hit me witha camera, i still have flashbacks |
Sunforge
EVE University Ivy League
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Posted - 2017.01.12 08:53:31 -
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People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now.
The voices in my head told me to post this. Mind you they also tell me to buy chocolate, so it can't all be bad.
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Rana Ash
Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2017.01.12 09:40:42 -
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
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Posted - 2017.01.12 19:58:57 -
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(OP, you've created a monster....)
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet.
Start the bubble machine!
-Lawrence Welk
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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
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Posted - 2017.01.13 16:21:22 -
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This thread is two-thirds of a pun.
PEE EWW.
Relatively Notorious By Association
My Many Misadventures
I predicted FAUXs
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Rana Ash
Gradient Electus Matari
399
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Posted - 2017.01.14 23:40:18 -
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
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Posted - 2017.01.15 17:21:31 -
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I wondered why the ball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Start the bubble machine!
-Lawrence Welk
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Jinn McKellin
Templis Training Academy Templis CALSF
40
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Posted - 2017.01.15 19:20:42 -
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How to spot a blind man on a nudist beach?
Well it's not hard, really...
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Krin Dessat
Far Runner
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Posted - 2017.01.16 20:04:18 -
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If at first you dont succeed, then maybe skydiving isnt for you |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
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Posted - 2017.01.18 00:43:41 -
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I'd like to die in my sleep like my dad did. -Oh, he died quietly did he? No, he was an airline pilot, actually there was a lot of yelling and screaming. |
Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Legio De Mortem
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Posted - 2017.01.19 09:47:20 -
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Even though I'm proud of my Father for inventing the rear view mirror we're not as close as we appear
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
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Rana Ash
Gradient Electus Matari
404
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Posted - 2017.01.19 11:04:05 -
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"My neighbor's in the guinness book of records. He's had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone's throw away, in fact." |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
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Posted - 2017.01.19 20:58:15 -
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I really, really love pi. I know, it's irrational. |
Rana Ash
Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2017.01.19 22:50:53 -
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Why did you have to start this Khergit, i can't quit
My doctor thinks IGÇÖm taking hallucinogenic drugsGǪ how do I know?GǪ letGÇÖs just say a little bird told me. |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
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Posted - 2017.01.20 00:54:13 -
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It wasn't me, it was Sunforge. I'd never do something as heinous. It's worse that humming [censored, not going to do it to you] and giving everybody a horrible earworm.
I'm out of new ammo, have to recycle this one from an old thread:
Once there was a boy with a wooden eye and a girl with bad buck teeth. Neither one ever could get at date. One day the boy asked the girl, "Do you want to go on a date?" The girl answered, "Would I!" And the boy said, "Buck teeth, buck teeth!" |
Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Legio De Mortem
3578
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Posted - 2017.01.20 01:36:08 -
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A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation for a local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
4836
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Posted - 2017.01.20 03:46:36 -
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There once was an inflatable boy, with an inflatable family, who lived in an inflatable house and went to an inflatable school. One day he took a pin to school. The principal called him into the office. "Son, I'm very disappointed in you. You've let me down, the school down, and most of all, you've let yourself down." |
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Rana Ash
Gradient Electus Matari
410
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Posted - 2017.01.20 10:21:34 -
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I'll deal with Sunforge in time
My father was a man of few words and I remember him saying to me, GǣSonGǪ |
Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Legio De Mortem
3583
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Posted - 2017.01.20 13:20:55 -
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Rana Ash wrote:I'll deal with Sunforge in time My father was a man of few words and I remember him saying to me, GǣSonGǪ Sorry to go ingame here but are gradient still kicking? Had lots of fun with them over the years
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
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Rana Ash
Gradient Electus Matari
410
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Posted - 2017.01.21 10:27:59 -
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I was a trapeze artistGǪ. but I was let go. |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
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Posted - 2017.01.22 00:11:21 -
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I hope I die in my sleep like my dad did. -Oh, he passed away peacefully, did he? No, not really. He was an airline pilot and there was a lot of screaming. |
Rana Ash
Gradient Electus Matari
412
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Posted - 2017.01.22 11:02:46 -
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I was sitting in traffic the other dayGǪ and I got run over. |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
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Posted - 2017.01.22 15:25:08 -
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I'm so bright mama always calls me son. |
Rana Ash
Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2017.01.23 08:06:48 -
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My uncle was crushed by a piano; his funeral was very low key. |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
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Posted - 2017.01.26 03:46:21 -
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This one courtesy/discourtesy of my friend from Perth, Australia. Not for the squeamish or not tasteless.
Guy's girlfriend invites him to have dinner with her mum and dad. He doesn't want to go, but no way around it. No dinner-- no girlfriend.
::Guy sits down at dinner table with girlfriend, mum, and scowling dad, family dog comes in and lies down under the dinner table.:: Mum: Oh, and these are my special baked beans. My grandmum's recipe! Try some. Guy: [Oh god, I can't eat beans, they give me instantaneous horrible gas. No way out of it, though. Good-bye girlfriend, I'll just make my own way out the door...!] Umm, yummy! [Oh no, here it comes....] ::Discrete gas release, foul smell:: Dad: Spot! Get out from under there! Guy: [What the... I'm saved! They think it's the dog!] ::Has another spoonful:: Really good, Mrs. Girlfriend's Mum! ::Another pressure release, malodorous:: Dad: Spot! What'd I say? Get out from under there! Guy: [Feeling confident now, ready to make an impression on mum and dad, has a generous amount of beans] Really, these have got to be the best baked beans I have ever had! ::Equalizes internal and external atmospheric pressure, quietly but none too fragrantly.:: Dad: Spot! How many times I got to tell you? Git out from under there before he s***s on you! |
Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Legio De Mortem
3680
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Posted - 2017.01.28 09:10:46 -
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Your debt will stay with you if you can't budge it
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
4885
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Posted - 2017.01.31 21:41:35 -
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Minmatar guys to captured Amarr: "You have two choices: A sharp stick in the eye or five holes in your head." Amarr: "I'll take the five holes in the head. I've already got those." |
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