MadMuppet
A Better Corp Name
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Posted - 2017.02.27 02:27:31 -
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You have to ask?
No, seriously though, this game is a combination of happiness and pure abject rage.
I only play anymore for the laughs, and to spread my knowledge to other that are wanted to play this adventure to experience it (see signature).
If you want to experience getting your head bashed in, repeatedly, but are smart enough to learn from the experience and mellow enough to enjoy the lesson, the welcome to the sandbox. Open a Quafe and kick back to the mayhem that is about to confront you.
If you are the type to throw the controller across the room because you lost a whole 45 minutes of play... go elsewhere. This game will kick you in the @$$, chop off bits of your emotional anatomy, pure-a it in a blender, and then sell it on eBay for $500. There is no running back from the graveyard to recover your stuff.
Did you just spend three weeks building something, or working to buy something, and then lose it in 30 seconds? WELCOME TO THE CLUB! Want to cry about it on the forum? Welcome to another club, the club of war decs and bounties... Oh sure, you can cry about it and threaten to leave... but everybody will laugh at you and show you to the door... all the while CCP repeatedly giving you the EULA or non-moderation warnings... and everybody else laughs.
You still here?
You sure?
OK, so now a bit of reality: I work in IT. I often ask new hires if they play video games. Often they say yes. When I ask what games, they tell me.
Here lies my interest. A person that says yes... they often expound on the games they play.
Once in a while, I find an MMO player.
What MMOs?
Most say WoW, some say various, but I just nod and smile and try to carry on with the interivew...
But often, the hardcore guys say, "Wait, what do YOU play !?!?"
Pause. Smirk. I look them in the eyes and say, "Eve Online"
I wish I could have a camera. Half look at me like I'm a sadist, the other half look at me in fear.
I WAS THERE!
LOL!
-MadMuppet
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