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Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
30318
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Posted - 2017.04.01 13:46:37 -
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It NEEDS to happen.
Every part of a game helps to tell a story =ƒôò
Where is Angry CONCORD guy when you need him
Osprey =ƒÜÇ
GëíGïüGëí GÖÑ
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Merende Macaco
Tr0pa de elite.
Ghost Legion.
21
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Posted - 2017.04.01 13:51:50 -
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CCPls
MAKE IT SO |
Yang Aurilen
The Mjolnir Bloc
The Bloc
1407
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Posted - 2017.04.01 13:53:20 -
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The best april fools if this is all actually true.
Post with your NPC alt main and not your main main alt!
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Myxx
Black Eclipse Corp
780
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Posted - 2017.04.01 13:55:34 -
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that is hilarious, but now you need to actually turn it into something real. This is something I want. |
Akira Kata
AkiCo LLC
19
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Posted - 2017.04.01 14:10:47 -
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Coworkers already think I'm a sociopath for playing EVE (and constantly undermining their careers just for lulz), so adding a cannibalistic game element would seal that deal. 
Anyway, as a former Slurm drinker, the Quafe ingredients are only incrementally more disturbing... |
Amator Phasma
DEFCON.
The Initiative.
29
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Posted - 2017.04.01 14:21:46 -
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Nice try  |
Dark Lord Trump
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
473
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Posted - 2017.04.01 14:40:42 -
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Balance question: Why does the Supercharged Blue Pill give only a 1,337% bonus to shield boosting, while the Supercharged Exile give a 9,001% increase to armor repair? Doesn't this further the already prevalent armor supercapital meta as now Apostles will be much harder to kill than Minokawas, as well as clearly favor armor tanking in general? Also, will there be side effects to these boosters? You use the same art as the Antipharmakon boosters, so I guess not?
I'm going to build a big wall that will keep the Gallente out, and they're going to pay for it!
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Esnaelc Sin'led
Never Surrender.
No Handlebars.
91
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Posted - 2017.04.01 14:50:39 -
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Forgot it was April's Fool.
And thought, wtf ccp.
Would be nice though, if corpses could be salvageable to get parts of implants, if not entire implants. |
Buggs LeRoach
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
9
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Posted - 2017.04.01 14:51:36 -
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Dark Lord Trump wrote:Balance question: Why does the Supercharged Blue Pill give only a 1,337% bonus to shield boosting, while the Supercharged Exile give a 9,001% increase to armor repair? Doesn't this further the already prevalent armor supercapital meta as now Apostles will be much harder to kill than Minokawas, as well as clearly favor armor tanking in general? Also, will there be side effects to these boosters? You use the same art as the Antipharmakon boosters, so I guess not?
wow this guys corpse obviously will have extra large amounts of NaCl and lacrimix making it one of the most valuable ever !! |
Kolmogorow
Freedom Resources
365
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Posted - 2017.04.01 14:59:48 -
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Haha, if they know that their machines have been slightly modified and have a new unexpected use case?  |
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MadMuppet
A Better Corp Name
1292
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Posted - 2017.04.01 16:09:21 -
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You need to make this as both an isk sink, but also for the laughs.
This message brought to you by Experience(tm). When common sense fails you, experience will come to the rescue. Experience(tm) from the makers of CONCORD.
"If you are part of the problem, you will be nerfed." -MadMuppet
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Ms Michigan
Aviation Professionals for EVE
Virtus Crusade Protectorate
111
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Posted - 2017.04.01 16:16:02 -
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HAHA! Nice. Almost had me, but when I saw those combat boosting amount ...dead giveaway. Love the OMG thing. Didn't even catch that till the comments.
Good to see the CCP I love is still around. Nice joke. o7 |
Milla Goodpussy
Federal Navy Academy
547
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Posted - 2017.04.01 16:19:25 -
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i thought this was real.
i hate you ccp
i really really hate you |
SnakeTheBest
Brothership Of EVE
The Initiative.
2
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Posted - 2017.04.01 16:23:25 -
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PUTOS CCP !!!!!
now you have to make it happen !!!!!!
haganlo real kabrones !!!! |
Jenn aSide
Absolute Massive Destruction
Test Alliance Please Ignore
15477
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Posted - 2017.04.01 16:31:55 -
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Screw April fools, I want this for real. |
Zeke Harthura
Templis Training Academy
Templis CALSF
2
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Posted - 2017.04.01 16:35:00 -
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I like the armor rep booster amount cause it's OVER 9000!!!!! |
Yosif Veaulore
Lost Stars Inc.
0
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Posted - 2017.04.01 16:37:14 -
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Been waiting a long time for this  |
Spacing Cowboy
Ordo Drakonis
Circle-Of-Two
90
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Posted - 2017.04.01 17:13:16 -
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Finally, a proper way to dispose of my , used up... corpse's ..
Started to stink a little in the "left overs" hanger..
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Pergatory Aligery
Unsung Heroes
2
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Posted - 2017.04.01 17:32:16 -
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I think we as the community should demand compensation for your lies CCP. some of us have been waiting for this for years. compensation = you accually do this!!!! corporation april fools is a waste of resources how about accually working on something and not lieing to your community again and again.... |
Cade Windstalker
1209
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Posted - 2017.04.01 17:54:31 -
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I'll be honest, I'd think this might actually be real except there's no option to not reprocess the corpses, and we all know some CCP employees love their corpse collecting :P |
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Zer'Adul
Operation WormBear
Absence of Light
5
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Posted - 2017.04.01 18:10:16 -
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Just going to leave this here... |
Penance Toralen
Compass Fox
38
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Posted - 2017.04.01 18:58:49 -
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with all the fine work coming out of the art dept these days, will this update also include new exotic dancers? |
Avaelica Kuershin
Paper Cats
328
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Posted - 2017.04.01 20:06:54 -
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It's good. April 1st it may be, but fits nicely with what New Eden really is. Especially the dodgy Quafe. |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
777
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Posted - 2017.04.01 20:20:12 -
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I know this is fake, but we in the RP community really, really, really want some way to "manufacture" Slaves and Freed Slaves out of people and Slaves, respectively. Make it so, CCP. |
Soldarius
O C C U P Y
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1598
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Posted - 2017.04.01 20:44:19 -
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I CALLED IT! Years ago I said that some day my corpse collection would be worth something! Now the day has come to reap my rewards!
--Checks date--
Drat.
http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
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CoffinQueen
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
18
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Posted - 2017.04.01 21:36:12 -
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Nice one, CCP
Nobody tried to take me for a ride today, so thanks for doing the job and making me smile  |
Lexia Nova
GeneSia-IRC
Axiom Vocation Alliance
13
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Posted - 2017.04.01 21:46:44 -
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I was going to come here and say - is this a joke? Didnt realise what day of the year it was.
GG CCP it was quite convincing for the first part! But slowly got more unbelieveable as it went on. 5/10 |
Zircon Dasher
351
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Posted - 2017.04.01 22:01:20 -
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To bad this new structure can't pull forum posts instead. I guess CCP was thinking about over abundance of material killing the markets?
Nerfing High-sec is never the answer. It is the question. The answer is 'YES'.
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StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
631
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Posted - 2017.04.01 22:35:29 -
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No Thanks. I'll wait for the corpse launcher.
Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
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Jack Reaper Jones
ShekelSquad
Interhole Revenue Service
1
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Posted - 2017.04.01 23:25:49 -
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Seriously tho, #whencorpselauncher |
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