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Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
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Posted - 2017.05.17 21:17:29 -
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Natural CloneKiller wrote: Your
kek
Behold, the asteroid belt in which I mine my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
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Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
2961
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Posted - 2017.05.18 19:11:25 -
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Deep Blue with P I R A T?
That's shitter talk.
I don't like shitters.
Behold, the asteroid belt in which I mine my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
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Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
2964
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Posted - 2017.05.18 20:09:06 -
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Khromius wrote:rex largo wrote:
[20:26:54] Khromius > o/ [20:26:59] Lord Razpataz > hey [20:27:11] Khromius > pirat say they want your fort gone [20:27:21] Khromius > i can't control them mate i'm sory [20:27:27] Lord Razpataz > any particular reason for it? [20:27:32] Khromius > didn't ask [20:27:44] Khromius > something about them being tired of devils [20:28:55] Lord Razpataz > so they want to disband us? cant be more inactive :P [20:34:02] Khromius > honestly mate i don't know [20:34:46] Lord Razpataz > kk, I'm guessing you guys will stay out of this? [20:36:15] Khromius > of course [20:36:21] Khromius > pirat doesn't need us [20:39:05] Lord Razpataz > was thinking more the other way, we need you [20:49:41] Lord Razpataz > but yeah, I understand. [20:49:50] Lord Razpataz > I need to go, RL is calling [20:49:59] Khromius > we're deep blue with PIRAT [20:50:14] Khromius > we won't be sticking our nose in one way or another [20:50:32] Lord Razpataz > rgr [20:50:47] Lord Razpataz > cya around o/
looks to me like we just asked for help....
You're a gang of whiny babies. What "merc" group puts up an in house Fortizar in hisec and then goes all but inactive? Leaving Ralph King-Griffin of all people to troll the forum threads of other merc groups in your absence... If it weren't for our blue standings I would have gone after your assets a long time ago based on the diarrhea that this guy posts on the forums. PIRAT then decide they've had enough of you and move to remove your space toys so you come to me asking for help. I tell you that I'm blue to both sides and will not get involved, meanwhile thinking in the back of my head "About time Ralph gets a boot in his ass". Why would I stick my nose in to save your assets when you clearly don't care about them yourselves? Why would I ruin a great relationship with PIRAT for a group of guys who don't even play the game anymore save for a guy that annoys the **** out me? You little crybabies need to grow up and take ownership of your space lives and actions.
Bummer.
Behold, the asteroid belt in which I mine my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
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Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
2965
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Posted - 2017.05.18 21:41:41 -
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Lew Dicrous wrote:gnshadowninja wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:Friendship is the best ship in the game!
also: 8/10 - would dunk again. I found your conversation with Khromius interesting, probaby best not to threaten people over something they wern't even interested in because it suddenly makes it interesting If you view that conversation as a threat, then I can see why so many of you are so susceptible to "sand-in-the-hoo-ha syndrome."
Indeed. Some of the vagina boulders I've seen being hurled here are practically planetary in dimension.
I also object to Ralph being singled out as a raging gobshite. I've worked hard over the years to ensure that you are all provided with the worst kind of gobshitery, and to not get so much as a mention hurts more than words can convey.
Behold, the asteroid belt in which I mine my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
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Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
2966
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Posted - 2017.05.18 22:06:52 -
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Natural CloneKiller wrote:Mortlake wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:gnshadowninja wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:Friendship is the best ship in the game!
also: 8/10 - would dunk again. I found your conversation with Khromius interesting, probaby best not to threaten people over something they wern't even interested in because it suddenly makes it interesting If you view that conversation as a threat, then I can see why so many of you are so susceptible to "sand-in-the-hoo-ha syndrome." Indeed. Some of the vagina boulders I've seen being hurled here are practically planetary in dimension. I also object to Ralph being singled out as a raging gobshite. I've worked hard over the years to ensure that you are all provided with the worst kind of gobshitery, and to not get so much as a mention hurts more than words can convey. TBH mate I've never heard of you.
Keketty kek.
Behold, the asteroid belt in which I mine my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
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Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
2982
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Posted - 2017.05.19 17:29:36 -
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I became active because someone said I could pod Shirley Titless and I didn't but I did get this Russian guy and now I can move on and my therapist says I can have access to root vegetables again.
Macaroon?
Behold, the asteroid belt in which I mine my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
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Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
2986
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Posted - 2017.05.19 20:57:29 -
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I may leave a t¦¦u¦¦r¦¦d¦¦ tip in the bowl.
Undecided.
Behold, the asteroid belt in which I mine my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
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Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
2986
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Posted - 2017.05.19 21:02:28 -
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Fybs wrote:Mortlake wrote:I may leave a turd in the bowl.
Undecided. Iv already done that. Plus i used the last of the toilet paper....
I wouldn't have you any other way.
Behold, the asteroid belt in which I mine my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
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Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
3005
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Posted - 2017.05.21 13:21:52 -
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So, when's the sequel 'The Bag of Bhizeba' coming out?
Chuckle.
Behold, the asteroid belt in which I mine my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
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Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
3018
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Posted - 2017.05.22 05:58:08 -
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Omar Alharazaad wrote:Mort, I thought it was going to be 'The Fondling of Balle'? I need to get my sources checked. And that other thing.
Something something Arshat...
Behold, the asteroid belt in which I mine my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
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Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
3023
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Posted - 2017.05.24 19:50:44 -
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Drink, feck, arse, girls...
Behold, the asteroid belt in which I mine my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
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Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
3042
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Posted - 2017.05.25 20:12:03 -
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Saeger1737 wrote:Ralph, just got kicked from IKR for passing Intel to you.
Raz kicked me for passing wind.
Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
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Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
3084
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Posted - 2017.06.08 20:09:20 -
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Walmart monoclol poor, are you still talking?
Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
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Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
3092
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Posted - 2017.06.16 14:50:09 -
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Someone said 'lube'.
Hi.
I'm ready.
I hope you like squid, because I brought a bucket.
Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
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Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
3097
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Posted - 2017.06.17 06:42:10 -
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Omar Alharazaad wrote:No time for witty rejoinders. Apparently Koalas are pretty spry when sufficiently motivated. I did not know this.
I read your post and immediately an image of Harty Dean-Stanton in a bath full of eggs popped into my head.
I don't think you're good for me, Omar.
Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
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Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
3099
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Posted - 2017.06.20 07:29:23 -
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Kaely Tanniss wrote:Raz all but gave up when the watchlist went. It bothered me to see he wasn't willing to adapt.
Utter fishwank.
Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
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