I think the moral of the story is that no real mercs should have blues. If you would have just stuck to murdering and extortion (from now on referred to as 'THE PLAN') there would have been a large happy and continuous stream of good content for all, but no no, you had to get all squishy squishy with each other. Now look, ouchy feelings everywhere.

You are all to blame.

I've devised a list of corrective actions that will get all things merc back into proper order:

1 - NO BLUES (none, never, nope, nada and so on).
2 - Pick a time and a stationless system.
3 - Everyone with ouchy feelings, that works for/with someone with ouchy feelings, knows someone with ouchy feelings or just wants to help cure these ouchy feelings - meet at the sun in the chosen system at the chosen time.
4 - Work this poop out. Really, fix it. Repeat every day for a week if you have to, but get it all out.
5 - Part as comrades with arms, not blues, not hub humping wanky wankies (whatever the label was)
6 - Don't team up A & B against C & 3 or any of that. Stand alone under your own banner and have at it against all others.
7 - Don't bring neutral logi

That should about cover it.

It happens..

I can't let a Jam post kill this gem of a thread.

I f***ing hate you all for dragging me back into this forum, btw. But alas, even my shame at posting here cannot overcome my thirst for the pristine tears shed on these boards daily. Now I find myself sneaking peeks at c&p between fleets or during long timer grinds to see if there are any salty little golden stars to light my path to the next bucket. I know it's so wrong but it just feels so right. I try to hide it but part of me just wants to bust out and yell from the mountaintop: "THIS IS WHO I AM! THESE ARE MY POSTS!" but they'd never understand. So it remains my......OUR dirty little secret. Maybe someday when EvE is a more tolerant place....someday......

As of last night, not only that he has an eyepiece but he has a new lossmail too. Courtesy of VMG.

Flame on my minions!

I do not have to modify other people's quotes. Your answer speaks volumes...



How nice of you, you started baking cookies! No thanks, I had one last night, while you were getting pwned

You are not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?

Ohh forget it, why do I even bother answering to you... it is useless.

Kaely this guy is like the Devil's mascot, feels the need to shout about every little thing they do like we should all care.

Best to ignore him, Saeger & Dom have more interesting posts and that's saying something.

I was about to ask how it was possible to **** a fish, but I'm honestly terrified that Mort actually knows.