| Pages: [1] 2 3 4 :: one page |
| Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
MrPops
   |
Posted - 2004.01.06 08:31:00 -
[1]
Me ofcourse! a combination of wholesome good looks, Caldari schooling, and wealth to spare.
What else can you ask for?
I'm currently looking for a borderline nymphomaniac, preferably of Gallente blood. Those religious Amarr women drive me crazy at night. They have this habit of mumbling prayers to their emperor while I sleep. I tend to get a little jealous since I want to be the emperor at least while we are in bed.
Getting back to the subject...
I'm looking for a fine Gallente woman to merge our genetic material. Please post your pics and what you plan to do with my fortune.
"The human species suffers from a dimensional limitation. They are not able to understand that matter and mind are just one aspect of something more fundamental. We must strive to expand our perspective so we can see what our true reality is."
Deep toughts by Mr.Pops, while consuming large quantities of Blue Pill and staring at the EVE gate in Genesis.
|
Hardin
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 09:11:00 -
[2]
No self respecting Gallente wench could ever fancy a Caldari! 
|
MrPops
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 09:16:00 -
[3]
 Quote:
No self respecting Gallente wench could ever fancy a Caldari!
LOL 
"The human species suffers from a dimensional limitation. They are not able to understand that matter and mind are just one aspect of something more fundamental. We must strive to expand our perspective so we can see what our true reality is."
Deep toughts by Mr.Pops, while consuming large quantities of Blue Pill and staring at the EVE gate in Genesis.
|
Ma'at
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 09:47:00 -
[4]
Edited by: Ma'at on 06/01/2004 09:49:03
you look like a n&zi tank commander...
so yeah, i would do ya 
|
jason hill
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 09:51:00 -
[5]
lets just cut the crap mate ...u aint gonna pull even if you had a bag of bistot hanging from your n*b
"THE HUMAN SHIELD" |
Miso
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 09:52:00 -
[6]
Quote:
No self respecting Gallente wench could ever fancy a Caldari!
That is entirely correct.
Amarr = for the money and the tortured pain
Minmatar = for the stacked pants
Caldari = small winky's and personal hygeine issues
Gallente = articulate and sensitive lovers, not really my style
And believe me, I'm an expert in tthis field
--------------------------------------------
Dead
|
Joshua Calvert
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 09:53:00 -
[7]
Miso, I keep telling you, it was COLD that night.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Wren
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 10:17:00 -
[8]
...I figured the Minmatar would have the edge in zen and tantric types of experiences as well...
--------------------------------------------------
|
MrPops
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 10:21:00 -
[9]
Quote:
Quote:
No self respecting Gallente wench could ever fancy a Caldari!
That is entirely correct.
Amarr = for the money and the tortured pain
Minmatar = for the stacked pants
Caldari = small winky's and personal hygeine issues
Gallente = articulate and sensitive lovers, not really my style
And believe me, I'm an expert in tthis field
Who said Minnatar had stacked pants? all their winky's got cut off since slaves were not allowed to winky winky.
So you judge the rest of Caldari because of your experience with Josh?
Gallente women sensual and sensitive lovers? Do we live in the same universe? Gallente women are the Paris Hilton's of EVE. Self absorved, materialistic, rich, into fashion, a curious taste for protein delicacies, and completely empty in the coco. I will admit they are hot though.
Amarr remind me of old Earth catholic school girls, all talk and no action. What we like to call a winky tease
"The human species suffers from a dimensional limitation. They are not able to understand that matter and mind are just one aspect of something more fundamental. We must strive to expand our perspective so we can see what our true reality is."
Deep toughts by Mr.Pops, while consuming large quantities of Blue Pill and staring at the EVE gate in Genesis.
|
Moe Sczyzlak
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 11:01:00 -
[10]
I'm Caldari and, as you can see, very handsome in a brutish, gorilla kind of way. So Miso, you can't pass judgement after just one encounter. Please convo me and we'll set something up.
|
Pychian Vanervi
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 11:06:00 -
[11]
Quote:
Caldari = small winky's and personal hygeine issues
Well it does get cold in my cabin, but the rubber doll never complains.
-----------------------------
It's all about the fortune and glory, fortune and glory!
|
Marcus Aurelius
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 11:09:00 -
[12]
Edited by: Marcus Aurelius on 06/01/2004 11:09:32
Well, can i nominate myself ?
Even tho Caldari, i use named expanders on my BS to have enough space for my winky 
And i look good too.
|
IZON
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 11:11:00 -
[13]
'I'm the Gellente missile crises baby'
"...master! there's a guy in the south village called IZON, he is a Ninja!" |
Miso
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 11:31:00 -
[14]
Quote:
I'm Caldari and, as you can see, very handsome in a brutish, gorilla kind of way. So Miso, you can't pass judgement after just one encounter. Please convo me and we'll set something up.
One encounter with caldari men? Are you joking? I've had more caldari men than you've knock backs in nightclubs  They are small downstairs and all smell of sour milk. 
And Josh, yes it was very cold that night, but it doesn't explain why when you first undressed I thought you were a girl...nevermind sweetie, I soon managed to warm you up Amazing what a bit of friction can do....
--------------------------------------------
Dead
|
Luc Boye
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 12:11:00 -
[15]
Not all Gallente are sensitive, wanna demonstration?
--
2004.12.29 23:33:40combatMining Pollution Cloud hits you, doing 140.0 damage. |
Hardin
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 12:15:00 -
[16]
Quote:
Quote:
I'm Caldari and, as you can see, very handsome in a brutish, gorilla kind of way. So Miso, you can't pass judgement after just one encounter. Please convo me and we'll set something up.
One encounter with caldari men? Are you joking? I've had more caldari men than you've knock backs in nightclubs They are small downstairs and all smell of sour milk.
And Josh, yes it was very cold that night, but it doesn't explain why when you first undressed I thought you were a girl...nevermind sweetie, I soon managed to warm you up Amazing what a bit of friction can do....
Mi so horny!
|
Jovin Ketils
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 12:56:00 -
[17]
Quote:
Miso, I keep telling you, it was COLD that night.
Josh hun,
be careful, Lianhaun might be around. I have a hunch that she might not be pleased with this new fancy of yours.
Love, Jovin
|
Maud Dib
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 12:56:00 -
[18]
Quote:
Quote:
I'm Caldari and, as you can see, very handsome in a brutish, gorilla kind of way. So Miso, you can't pass judgement after just one encounter. Please convo me and we'll set something up.
One encounter with caldari men? Are you joking? I've had more caldari men than you've knock backs in nightclubs They are small downstairs and all smell of sour milk.
And Josh, yes it was very cold that night, but it doesn't explain why when you first undressed I thought you were a girl...nevermind sweetie, I soon managed to warm you up Amazing what a bit of friction can do....
You do know I'm going to gank you for the sour milk thing right?
|
Miso
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 13:28:00 -
[19]
Maud, only Jade ganks me 
--------------------------------------------
Dead
|
Maud Dib
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 13:34:00 -
[20]
Quote:
Maud, only Jade ganks me
Things change, it's back over the couch for you.
|
Khal St
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 13:41:00 -
[21]
Quote:
They are small downstairs and all smell of sour milk.
Tut Tut, us Caldari men need the proper stimulation to encourage us Miso... don't blame Josh for your Gallente Wench techniques not doing it for him...
/Activates 'Miso Invunerability Shield 1'
lets hope my cap lasts.....
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
|
Hardin
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 13:45:00 -
[22]
Oh my!
What have you done!
|
Miso
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 13:45:00 -
[23]
Oh I did it for him Khal, its just that I ended up saluting a matchstick as opposed to a flag pole...
I think its a race thing...
--------------------------------------------
Dead
|
Khal St
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 13:52:00 -
[24]
Minmatar.. Pah!,
Girllente more like....
Miso is heading for a Caldari spanking me thinks...
...Maybe that was her plan all along
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
|
Miso
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 13:55:00 -
[25]
I don't fancy being spanked by a load of knuckle draggers
Anyway, women spank best.
--------------------------------------------
Dead
|
Khal St
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 14:03:00 -
[26]
Maud... you have my sympathies, no wonder your in the corp fridge comfort eating if all those Jericho women are on your case all the time!
Knuckle draggers... Huh!
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
|
Miso
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 14:32:00 -
[27]
Quote:
Maud... you have my sympathies, no wonder your in the corp fridge comfort eating if all those Jericho women are on your case all the time!
I like to make a rod for his back...
--------------------------------------------
Dead
|
Nemesis I
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 14:35:00 -
[28]
Miso care to add a further analysis of the sub races...
|
Badger
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 15:12:00 -
[29]
Edited by: Badger on 06/01/2004 15:13:24
Well, I got have the looks and I have the ISK, what more could be wanting?
B
Badger
Admiral of Ethics
Hadean Drive Yards
"Fear shouldn't hurt, just never put your hand into a bag of angr |
Jim Diggery
|
Posted - 2004.01.06 15:13:00 -
[30]
Miso,
I think you need to try a few more Caldari men out, you have only touched the service luv.
Anyways, matchsticks can be fun, especially if you like playing with fire.
|
| |
|
| Pages: [1] 2 3 4 :: one page |
| First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |