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MrPops
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Posted - 2004.01.06 08:31:00 -
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Me ofcourse! a combination of wholesome good looks, Caldari schooling, and wealth to spare.
What else can you ask for?
I'm currently looking for a borderline nymphomaniac, preferably of Gallente blood. Those religious Amarr women drive me crazy at night. They have this habit of mumbling prayers to their emperor while I sleep. I tend to get a little jealous since I want to be the emperor at least while we are in bed.
Getting back to the subject...
I'm looking for a fine Gallente woman to merge our genetic material. Please post your pics and what you plan to do with my fortune.
"The human species suffers from a dimensional limitation. They are not able to understand that matter and mind are just one aspect of something more fundamental. We must strive to expand our perspective so we can see what our true reality is."
Deep toughts by Mr.Pops, while consuming large quantities of Blue Pill and staring at the EVE gate in Genesis.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2004.01.06 09:11:00 -
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No self respecting Gallente wench could ever fancy a Caldari! 
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MrPops
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Posted - 2004.01.06 09:16:00 -
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No self respecting Gallente wench could ever fancy a Caldari!
LOL 
"The human species suffers from a dimensional limitation. They are not able to understand that matter and mind are just one aspect of something more fundamental. We must strive to expand our perspective so we can see what our true reality is."
Deep toughts by Mr.Pops, while consuming large quantities of Blue Pill and staring at the EVE gate in Genesis.
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Ma'at
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Posted - 2004.01.06 09:47:00 -
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Edited by: Ma'at on 06/01/2004 09:49:03
you look like a n&zi tank commander...
so yeah, i would do ya 
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jason hill
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Posted - 2004.01.06 09:51:00 -
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lets just cut the crap mate ...u aint gonna pull even if you had a bag of bistot hanging from your n*b
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.06 09:52:00 -
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No self respecting Gallente wench could ever fancy a Caldari!
That is entirely correct.
Amarr = for the money and the tortured pain
Minmatar = for the stacked pants
Caldari = small winky's and personal hygeine issues
Gallente = articulate and sensitive lovers, not really my style
And believe me, I'm an expert in tthis field
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.01.06 09:53:00 -
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Miso, I keep telling you, it was COLD that night.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Wren
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Posted - 2004.01.06 10:17:00 -
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...I figured the Minmatar would have the edge in zen and tantric types of experiences as well...
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MrPops
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Posted - 2004.01.06 10:21:00 -
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Quote:
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No self respecting Gallente wench could ever fancy a Caldari!
That is entirely correct.
Amarr = for the money and the tortured pain
Minmatar = for the stacked pants
Caldari = small winky's and personal hygeine issues
Gallente = articulate and sensitive lovers, not really my style
And believe me, I'm an expert in tthis field
Who said Minnatar had stacked pants? all their winky's got cut off since slaves were not allowed to winky winky.
So you judge the rest of Caldari because of your experience with Josh?
Gallente women sensual and sensitive lovers? Do we live in the same universe? Gallente women are the Paris Hilton's of EVE. Self absorved, materialistic, rich, into fashion, a curious taste for protein delicacies, and completely empty in the coco. I will admit they are hot though.
Amarr remind me of old Earth catholic school girls, all talk and no action. What we like to call a winky tease
"The human species suffers from a dimensional limitation. They are not able to understand that matter and mind are just one aspect of something more fundamental. We must strive to expand our perspective so we can see what our true reality is."
Deep toughts by Mr.Pops, while consuming large quantities of Blue Pill and staring at the EVE gate in Genesis.
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Moe Sczyzlak
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Posted - 2004.01.06 11:01:00 -
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I'm Caldari and, as you can see, very handsome in a brutish, gorilla kind of way. So Miso, you can't pass judgement after just one encounter. Please convo me and we'll set something up.
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Pychian Vanervi
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Posted - 2004.01.06 11:06:00 -
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Caldari = small winky's and personal hygeine issues
Well it does get cold in my cabin, but the rubber doll never complains.
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It's all about the fortune and glory, fortune and glory!
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Marcus Aurelius
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Posted - 2004.01.06 11:09:00 -
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Edited by: Marcus Aurelius on 06/01/2004 11:09:32
Well, can i nominate myself ?
Even tho Caldari, i use named expanders on my BS to have enough space for my winky 
And i look good too.
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IZON
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Posted - 2004.01.06 11:11:00 -
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'I'm the Gellente missile crises baby'
"...master! there's a guy in the south village called IZON, he is a Ninja!" |
Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.06 11:31:00 -
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I'm Caldari and, as you can see, very handsome in a brutish, gorilla kind of way. So Miso, you can't pass judgement after just one encounter. Please convo me and we'll set something up.
One encounter with caldari men? Are you joking? I've had more caldari men than you've knock backs in nightclubs  They are small downstairs and all smell of sour milk. 
And Josh, yes it was very cold that night, but it doesn't explain why when you first undressed I thought you were a girl...nevermind sweetie, I soon managed to warm you up Amazing what a bit of friction can do....
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Luc Boye
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Posted - 2004.01.06 12:11:00 -
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Not all Gallente are sensitive, wanna demonstration?
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2004.12.29 23:33:40combatMining Pollution Cloud hits you, doing 140.0 damage. |
Hardin
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Posted - 2004.01.06 12:15:00 -
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I'm Caldari and, as you can see, very handsome in a brutish, gorilla kind of way. So Miso, you can't pass judgement after just one encounter. Please convo me and we'll set something up.
One encounter with caldari men? Are you joking? I've had more caldari men than you've knock backs in nightclubs They are small downstairs and all smell of sour milk.
And Josh, yes it was very cold that night, but it doesn't explain why when you first undressed I thought you were a girl...nevermind sweetie, I soon managed to warm you up Amazing what a bit of friction can do....
Mi so horny!
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2004.01.06 12:56:00 -
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Miso, I keep telling you, it was COLD that night.
Josh hun,
be careful, Lianhaun might be around. I have a hunch that she might not be pleased with this new fancy of yours.
Love, Jovin
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.06 12:56:00 -
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Quote:
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I'm Caldari and, as you can see, very handsome in a brutish, gorilla kind of way. So Miso, you can't pass judgement after just one encounter. Please convo me and we'll set something up.
One encounter with caldari men? Are you joking? I've had more caldari men than you've knock backs in nightclubs They are small downstairs and all smell of sour milk.
And Josh, yes it was very cold that night, but it doesn't explain why when you first undressed I thought you were a girl...nevermind sweetie, I soon managed to warm you up Amazing what a bit of friction can do....
You do know I'm going to gank you for the sour milk thing right?
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.06 13:28:00 -
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Maud, only Jade ganks me 
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.06 13:34:00 -
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Maud, only Jade ganks me
Things change, it's back over the couch for you.
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Khal St
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Posted - 2004.01.06 13:41:00 -
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They are small downstairs and all smell of sour milk.
Tut Tut, us Caldari men need the proper stimulation to encourage us Miso... don't blame Josh for your Gallente Wench techniques not doing it for him...
/Activates 'Miso Invunerability Shield 1'
lets hope my cap lasts.....
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Hardin
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Posted - 2004.01.06 13:45:00 -
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Oh my!
What have you done!
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.06 13:45:00 -
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Oh I did it for him Khal, its just that I ended up saluting a matchstick as opposed to a flag pole...
I think its a race thing...
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Khal St
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Posted - 2004.01.06 13:52:00 -
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Minmatar.. Pah!,
Girllente more like....
Miso is heading for a Caldari spanking me thinks...
...Maybe that was her plan all along
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.06 13:55:00 -
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I don't fancy being spanked by a load of knuckle draggers
Anyway, women spank best.
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Khal St
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Posted - 2004.01.06 14:03:00 -
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Maud... you have my sympathies, no wonder your in the corp fridge comfort eating if all those Jericho women are on your case all the time!
Knuckle draggers... Huh!
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.06 14:32:00 -
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Maud... you have my sympathies, no wonder your in the corp fridge comfort eating if all those Jericho women are on your case all the time!
I like to make a rod for his back...
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Nemesis I
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Posted - 2004.01.06 14:35:00 -
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Miso care to add a further analysis of the sub races...
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Badger
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Posted - 2004.01.06 15:12:00 -
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Edited by: Badger on 06/01/2004 15:13:24
Well, I got have the looks and I have the ISK, what more could be wanting?
B
Badger
Admiral of Ethics
Hadean Drive Yards
"Fear shouldn't hurt, just never put your hand into a bag of angr |
Jim Diggery
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Posted - 2004.01.06 15:13:00 -
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Miso,
I think you need to try a few more Caldari men out, you have only touched the service luv.
Anyways, matchsticks can be fun, especially if you like playing with fire.
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var'ulfur
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Posted - 2004.01.06 15:18:00 -
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i am me thier is nothing to say. either you like me or not but im always thier at your shoulder in a fight.
talk is cheap the cost of action is enormus
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.06 15:20:00 -
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Maud... you have my sympathies, no wonder your in the corp fridge comfort eating if all those Jericho women are on your case all the time!
Knuckle draggers... Huh!
Miso likes to talk big but notice who she's always firting with? Yep mostly Caldari with an Amarr thrown in for good measure.
Remember who not her hottie of the week nominations, Myself and Darth Solo.
Miso needs Caldari love bad she's just trying to sound tough.
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Khal St
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Posted - 2004.01.06 15:25:00 -
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You hurt the ones you spank the most...
It goes something like that i think...
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.06 15:28:00 -
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Miso likes to talk big but notice who she's always firting with? Yep mostly Caldari with an Amarr thrown in for good measure.
Remember who not her hottie of the week nominations, Myself and Darth Solo.
Miso needs Caldari love bad she's just trying to sound tough.
Caldari seem to find me irresistable. I can't help that. And the more I abuse them, the more they like it.
There is more than one way to turn on a woman Maud. Not smelling of sour milk is one, but apart from physical attraction, there is also intellectual attraction and personality. The Caldari men I flirt with turn me on in those ways.
There is still nothing quite like a tanned, toned minmatar for the physical
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Khal St
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Posted - 2004.01.06 15:34:00 -
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There is still nothing quite like a tanned, toned minmatar for the physical
Shhh... you know it upsets Hardin when you say things like that!
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2004.01.06 15:39:00 -
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"Forum Fighting For Maud Dib's Emancipation!"
... That's a nicer name for "Let's Get Maud Laid!" Fund or is it just me? :s
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Khal St
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Posted - 2004.01.06 15:47:00 -
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Theres a fund?????
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Sequin
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Posted - 2004.01.06 16:05:00 -
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I'm nominating myself for Bachelor of the year, i'm handsome, rich, and use just enough hairgel. I'm also not lacking in the pants, unlike my jealous Caldari counterparts. Hell, i'm almost prettier than Miso..
^A Raem Civre Original
EVE-Trade, for your buying and selling needs. A Voogru original.
[i]Redon > evol and mass have a GM helping them with everything
Redon > notice how they always get ships replaced and none of us cant <--- Hurray for teamwork!
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We are evil exploiters! |
Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.06 16:08:00 -
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"Forum Fighting For Maud Dib's Emancipation!"
... That's a nicer name for "Let's Get Maud Laid!" Fund or is it just me? :s
So I've become a cause. Is that or  ?
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.06 16:12:00 -
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Quote:
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Miso likes to talk big but notice who she's always firting with? Yep mostly Caldari with an Amarr thrown in for good measure.
Remember who not her hottie of the week nominations, Myself and Darth Solo.
Miso needs Caldari love bad she's just trying to sound tough.
Caldari seem to find me irresistable. I can't help that. And the more I abuse them, the more they like it.
There is more than one way to turn on a woman Maud. Not smelling of sour milk is one, but apart from physical attraction, there is also intellectual attraction and personality. The Caldari men I flirt with turn me on in those ways.
There is still nothing quite like a tanned, toned minmatar for the physical
Hey khal she just admited you turn her on. Go for it.
PS Use the riding crop, she loves that.
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.06 16:20:00 -
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Maud, I'd appreciate it if you didn't make me look so cheap on the forums. I'm a respected member of the community and seen as a moral guardian and chaste servant of virtue.
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Sequin
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Posted - 2004.01.06 16:23:00 -
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moral guardian and chaste servant of virtue.
Must be Miso's sister.
^A Raem Civre Original
EVE-Trade, for your buying and selling needs. A Voogru original.
[i]Redon > evol and mass have a GM helping them with everything
Redon > notice how they always get ships replaced and none of us cant <--- Hurray for teamwork!
b]
We are evil exploiters! |
Amun Isusaka
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Posted - 2004.01.06 16:37:00 -
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\o/ <o/ <o> \o> \o/
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Khal St
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Posted - 2004.01.06 16:54:00 -
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Edited by: Khal St on 06/01/2004 17:01:46
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Maud, I'd appreciate it if you didn't make me look so cheap on the forums. I'm a respected member of the community and seen as a moral guardian and chaste servant of virtue.
Awwwww c'mon.... honestly Miso... 'chaste & virtue' in the same sentence... wash your mouth out!!!
The crop you say Maud, i thought a cruise missile was more to Miso's taste?
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.07 13:30:00 -
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Quote:
Edited by: Khal St on 06/01/2004 17:01:46
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Maud, I'd appreciate it if you didn't make me look so cheap on the forums. I'm a respected member of the community and seen as a moral guardian and chaste servant of virtue.
Awwwww c'mon.... honestly Miso... 'chaste & virtue' in the same sentence... wash your mouth out!!!
The crop you say Maud, i thought a cruise missile was more to Miso's taste?
That's not why she needs to wash her mouth out.
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.07 14:08:00 -
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That's not why she needs to wash her mouth out.
Can you expand on that further Maud?
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Khal St
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Posted - 2004.01.07 14:09:00 -
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Really? I thought that Amarrian royal knees up thing was just a rumour...
..well that would explain the 'medical treatment' i suppose
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Archain
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Posted - 2004.01.07 14:16:00 -
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Most eligible of 2004? I don't think I even need to say his name....
http://myeve.eve-online.com/chr/serv.asp?s=512&c=150784350
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.07 14:24:00 -
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Quote:
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That's not why she needs to wash her mouth out.
Can you expand on that further Maud?
I would love to but if I did Eris would have to lock this thread and the only thing I want her locking is my pod door behind her as she walks in.
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.07 14:26:00 -
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I would love to but if I did Eris would have to lock this thread and the only thing I want her locking is my pod door behind her as she walks in.
Now that is wishful thinking...
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.07 14:54:00 -
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I would love to but if I did Eris would have to lock this thread and the only thing I want her locking is my pod door behind her as she walks in.
Now that is wishful thinking...
You could joinus you know.
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:08:00 -
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Miso, I keep telling you, it was COLD that night.
Josh hun,
be careful, Lianhaun might be around. I have a hunch that she might not be pleased with this new fancy of yours.
Love, Jovin
He shouldn't worry about CA anymore..
This is not a hijack
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:10:00 -
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"Forum Fighting For Maud Dib's Emancipation!"
... That's a nicer name for "Let's Get Maud Laid!" Fund or is it just me? :s
Well, if he's more loyale then Joshua, which is not hard, then I'm game
This is not a hijack
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:10:00 -
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Edited by: Lianhaun on 07/01/2004 15:11:20
i feel clicky today
This is not a hijack
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:11:00 -
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I'm in so much trouble.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:13:00 -
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I'm in so much trouble.
Yep
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:18:00 -
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I'm in so much trouble.
trouble is an understatement, sweet honey bun who soon will be rotting in my cargo hold or dressed up as a girl doll to play with!
This is not a hijack
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:21:00 -
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If you must dress me up as a doll again, can you please color coordinate my panties with my socks this time?
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:25:00 -
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Josh, I have told you many times again, you can be honest about your sexual preferances. I have seen the odd remark, the way you look at my clothes, my undies and my nailpolish damnit!
This is not a hijack
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:27:00 -
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"Love is in the air!"
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NYMPHO HUNTER
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:46:00 -
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Edited by: NYMPHO HUNTER on 07/01/2004 15:47:34
Interesting ! A Caldari man, never thought of that! Sounds Tasty
Poking bunnies with the best of them! |
NYMPHO HUNTER
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:49:00 -
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Josh, I have told you many times again, you can be honest about your sexual preferances. I have seen the odd remark, the way you look at my clothes, my undies and my nailpolish damnit!
ROFL If you ever do catch him in that I want a picture!
Poking bunnies with the best of them! |
Reptar
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Posted - 2004.01.07 16:07:00 -
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well that criteria fits me exactly
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.07 16:27:00 -
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Quote:
Quote:
"Forum Fighting For Maud Dib's Emancipation!"
... That's a nicer name for "Let's Get Maud Laid!" Fund or is it just me? :s
Well, if he's more loyale then Joshua, which is not hard, then I'm game
Everybody is more loyal than josh.
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.01.07 16:36:00 -
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I though the reason my ears were hot was due to my headphones when using TeamSpeak.
I was wrong.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Jash Illian
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Posted - 2004.01.07 16:41:00 -
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Between Lian's and Josh's rather vivid commentary, I'll have to step out for a bit.
Need to go find some Bacardi 151 and a belt sander to thoroughly erase that image from my mind.
I mean its like you want corporations to oblige each other like its sex or something. Pffft I would rather **** my enemy.- Rohann
Be careful out there. That other guy waiting in the queue for the gate MIGHT be a baby-munching frock-burner, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!- Lallante |
Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.07 18:29:00 -
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Quote:
Quote:
"Forum Fighting For Maud Dib's Emancipation!"
... That's a nicer name for "Let's Get Maud Laid!" Fund or is it just me? :s
Well, if he's more loyale then Joshua, which is not hard, then I'm game
Ok where shall I pick you up? This isn't a repeat of your first night in Evo is it?
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.08 13:47:00 -
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Lianhaun was supposed to tell me where to pick her up but never did.
PS Please no more mentions of Josh and his panties.
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SithEwok
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Posted - 2004.01.08 22:52:00 -
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Edited by: SithEwok on 08/01/2004 22:53:49
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Me ofcourse! a combination of wholesome good looks, Caldari schooling, and wealth to spare.
What else can you ask for?
a hard pipe hittin' Galentean N***a named SithEwok. I mean.... look at my cheekbonze oh look at me lips, what a chin/jawline. Almost as good lookin as me irl.
(the bed head goes away after showers i take in 0.0 space.) I don't drop the soap cause spartan hears it from miles away.
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2004.01.08 23:04:00 -
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Archain -
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Most eligible of 2004? I don't think I even need to say his name....
http://myeve.eve-online.com/chr/serv.asp?s=512&c=150784350
With that voice? Viceroy? Archain - I tend to agree. That video and log - killed me! ROFL...
NEWay back to the subject - I think the person who should be man of 2004 should be someone who stands out. Notorious figures stand out. Besides Viceroy i'd say Tank CEO. He's about as notorious and stand out like a blood stain in the snow. I've only seen him once while cruising the stars, but the darn it if the forums aren't FILLED with complaints about him
Posting for Numbnutz |
Kagutsuchi
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Posted - 2004.01.08 23:13:00 -
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<<< This gizza is hot, u lot are not!
(except a few fine lady char's gracing the board)
(must remember this is a game)
A freind by your side is like an army at your back. |
I'PeE OnMyseLF
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Posted - 2004.01.09 01:18:00 -
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Miso
That is entirely correct.
Amarr = for the money and the tortured pain
Minmatar = for the stacked pants
Caldari = small winky's and personal hygeine issues
Gallente = articulate and sensitive lovers, not really my style
And believe me, I'm an expert in tthis field
You're telling me that you, Miso, have never had sexual intercourse with a Jovian? 
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MrPops
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Posted - 2004.01.09 02:41:00 -
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All the self declared man eaters took the spotlight. Looks like I'll have to kidnap some nice Gallente women after I feed them some protein delicacies spiked with designer boosters.
"The human species suffers from a dimensional limitation. They are not able to understand that matter and mind are just one aspect of something more fundamental. We must strive to expand our perspective so we can see what our true reality is."
Deep toughts by Mr.Pops, while consuming large quantities of Blue Pill and staring at the EVE gate in Genesis.
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Ariell Lucinwind
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Posted - 2004.01.09 03:03:00 -
[74]
Is it me or did J.F. steal the thread without telling me 
I feel so, so, so left out of the excitement and dropped of from the loop.
Did I miss much anyways or we still talking about Maud and small things 
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Taliah
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Posted - 2004.01.09 03:23:00 -
[75]
Quote:
Archain -
Quote:
Most eligible of 2004? I don't think I even need to say his name....
http://myeve.eve-online.com/chr/serv.asp?s=512&c=150784350
With that voice? Viceroy? Archain - I tend to agree. That video and log - killed me! ROFL...
Viceroy for Most eligible of 2004
Sorry...
[ 2004.01.04 22:06:43 ] Main > anyone selling the Charisma blueprint? |
Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.09 13:47:00 -
[76]
Quote:
Is it me or did J.F. steal the thread without telling me
I feel so, so, so left out of the excitement and dropped of from the loop.
Did I miss much anyways or we still talking about Maud and small things
It's more that you have a strangely large mouth.
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Khal St
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Posted - 2004.01.09 14:01:00 -
[77]
Maud, to keep your spirits up....
Quote:
`How`s life treating you Norm?`
`Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.`
(The Best Norm Peterson quotes from `Cheers`!)
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.01.09 16:06:00 -
[78]
Quote:
Lianhaun was supposed to tell me where to pick her up but never did.
PS Please no more mentions of Josh and his panties.
I'm around Stain/Curse, but you'll die getting there ( most likely). You allready wub me that much?
This is not a hijack
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.09 16:59:00 -
[79]
Quote:
Quote:
Lianhaun was supposed to tell me where to pick her up but never did.
PS Please no more mentions of Josh and his panties.
I'm around Stain/Curse, but you'll die getting there ( most likely). You allready wub me that much?
I have been in a "few' fights before. Ok I probably would die on my way there but I might take somebody to hell with me.
Everybody love's you lianhaun. It's all Miso ever talks about. In fact she's got the KIA guys working on a Lianhaun love doll.
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.01.09 17:02:00 -
[80]
Miso really wants my frozen corpse
This is not a hijack
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.09 17:21:00 -
[81]
Quote:
Miso really wants my frozen corpse
TBH I think she wants it a little warmer.
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.09 17:22:00 -
[82]
I've bought these for you maud. They are in the corp hangar...
Maud's Special Pants
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Dead
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Khal St
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Posted - 2004.01.09 17:25:00 -
[83]
... no really make it stop....
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.01.09 17:25:00 -
[84]
Those shorts rock, do they have them for girls with matching bra's?
This is not a hijack
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.09 17:32:00 -
[85]
According to the ad they are:
"PERFECT FOR THE DANCE FLOOR, MARDI GRAS, HOLIDAYS OR WORKING OUT"
Maud, they are so perfect for you!!
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Dead
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.09 17:34:00 -
[86]
Quote:
I've bought these for you maud. They are in the corp hangar...
Maud's Special Pants
Miso you keep getting me confused with Hardin. Caldari men buy things for their women to wear. Now don't make me put the smack down.
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.09 17:35:00 -
[87]
You could really work up a sweat in those pants Maud... think about it, in the gym, pumping away...
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Dead
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.01.09 17:38:00 -
[88]
Quote:
Quote:
I've bought these for you maud. They are in the corp hangar...
Maud's Special Pants
Miso you keep getting me confused with Hardin. Caldari men buy things for their women to wear. Now don't make me put the smack down.
I think we could really work together as a couple, I'm running out of spiced wine btw
This is not a hijack
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.09 17:39:00 -
[89]
Lian, they are Ghay pants...
Maud, has, well, certain leanings.
Let me put it this way... the pants are very appropriate.
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Dead
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.01.09 17:40:00 -
[90]
I can just imagine it allready, Josh and Maud running of with one another.
This is not a hijack
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Khal St
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Posted - 2004.01.09 17:51:00 -
[91]
Quote:
I can just imagine it allready, Josh and Maud running of with one another.
For the love of all things decent and tasteful... please ladies!!!
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.09 17:58:00 -
[92]
Quote:
I can just imagine it allready, Josh and Maud running of with one another.
Miso is just angry because she thinks you are flirting with me. She like's to talk tough but she turns into a giggly little schoolgirl around me.
Spiced wine it is. Anything else?
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.09 18:02:00 -
[93]
I see you're wearing the pants though Maud...
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Dead
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.01.09 18:03:00 -
[94]
Maud and I running off together?
Don't be silly.
He isn't rich enough.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.01.09 18:05:00 -
[95]
but..but.. I thought that...I knew of Stain..but..money too?
This is not a hijack
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.01.09 18:06:00 -
[96]
Lian, my love, you're rich, good-looking and Caldari.
Nothing can compete with you. Not even Miso and Jade in a hot adult clinch.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.09 18:07:00 -
[97]
Quote:
I see you're wearing the pants though Maud...
Sorry to disappoint but I'm a boxer man myself. Ummm not enough room in tighty whiteys.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2004.01.09 18:10:00 -
[98]
Quote:
I can just imagine it allready, Josh and Maud running of with one another.
Oh my imagine the headlines.
I think they are suited however!
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.01.09 18:10:00 -
[99]
Quote:
Lian, my love, you're rich, good-looking and Caldari.
Nothing can compete with you. Not even Miso and Jade in a hot adult clinch.
I always fall for your smoothe talking.
*looks dreamy*
meet me in dss later tonight
This is not a hijack
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.01.09 18:13:00 -
[100]
Quote:
Quote:
I can just imagine it allready, Josh and Maud running of with one another.
Oh my imagine the headlines.
I think they are suited however!
No they are not! Only if I say so!
This is not a hijack
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2004.01.09 18:21:00 -
[101]
"Sorry to disappoint but I'm a boxer man myself. Ummm not enough room in tighty whiteys."
Oh come on, i thought Miso explained already she meant Darth Solo's butt is big, not yours. Stop taking it so personally. :s
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.09 18:54:00 -
[102]
Why is every day pile on me day? Come to think of it FE is nicer to me than you guys. All FE ever do is shoot at me.
I would go gank n00bs but I can''t ever find hardin.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.09 18:56:00 -
[103]
Quote:
Quote:
Lian, my love, you're rich, good-looking and Caldari.
Nothing can compete with you. Not even Miso and Jade in a hot adult clinch.
I always fall for your smoothe talking.
*looks dreamy*
meet me in dss later tonight
Curses foiled again.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.09 18:58:00 -
[104]
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
I can just imagine it allready, Josh and Maud running of with one another.
Oh my imagine the headlines.
I think they are suited however!
No they are not! Only if I say so!
No worries I only like women who are soft, rounded and smell good. Josh isn't rounded and I hear he dosen't smell so good. Thats what Miso says anyway.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2004.01.09 19:06:00 -
[105]
Edited by: Hardin on 09/01/2004 19:08:11
Quote:
I would go gank n00bs but I can''t ever find hardin.
Hehe... I have to be elusive... got a bunch of godamn angry Minnies chasing me around
Just imagine the old earth show 'Benny Hill'
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.01.09 19:07:00 -
[106]
If any of those Minmatar's wish to find Hardin, please contact me ingame.
I know where he keeps his favourites slaves.
Current location price: 150M isk.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Hardin
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Posted - 2004.01.09 19:12:00 -
[107]
Phew 150 mill... I don't think all the Minnies together have that much cash... so I am safe for now...
More worried about Jovin coming looking for child support really!
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LocalHost
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Posted - 2004.01.09 20:12:00 -
[108]
Is this is my competition then just wire the money now!
|Father of 1|Master of All| |
Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2004.01.09 21:02:00 -
[109]
Hardin, I am still waiting:
Hardin's Fancy
Love, Jovin
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Hardin
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Posted - 2004.01.09 21:09:00 -
[110]
Mmmmmmm.....
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Khal St
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Posted - 2004.01.10 00:29:00 -
[111]
Maud, I'm reliably informed you started this whole 'maudy pants' thing by parading around J.F. HQ in some rather gaudy unmentionables...
im soooo disapointed man....
Hardin you see a Caldari man is more than satisfied with a Caldari woman, they dont go for the heart, they go straight for where it really hurts... the wallet!!!
Gallentes seem exotic at first but then its 'why you dont buy me hybrids no more'
(cos' I like Girls Girls Girls # sounding in the background)
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.12 14:11:00 -
[112]
Quote:
Maud, I'm reliably informed you started this whole 'maudy pants' thing by parading around J.F. HQ in some rather gaudy unmentionables...
im soooo disapointed man....
Hardin you see a Caldari man is more than satisfied with a Caldari woman, they dont go for the heart, they go straight for where it really hurts... the wallet!!!
Gallentes seem exotic at first but then its 'why you dont buy me hybrids no more'
(cos' I like Girls Girls Girls # sounding in the background)
Sadly Khal I believe you have been mislead by the wild fantasy world that exists only in Miso fever crazed mind. The only person that dances around the Jericho HQ is Jovin. In fact she did it last night.
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Khal St
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Posted - 2004.01.12 14:39:00 -
[113]
Quote:
Sadly Khal I believe you have been mislead by the wild fantasy world that exists only in Miso fever crazed mind. The only person that dances around the Jericho HQ is Jovin. In fact she did it last night.
Whats to be done with the girl and her penchant for flashing, shiny things....
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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