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Professor Dronotnik Dronotnik inc. 0	Posted - 2017.06.08 05:25:38 - [1] - Quote Muhahahaha! The cluster thought i was gone! You all thought i died 16 years ago when that damnable lone condor pilot destroyed my Dronotnikca station! Fools! You didn't even take into consideration that i could've have been blown clear of the destruction and saved by Guristas scavengers looking to steal my drone research! For 16 years i had to live among braindead pirates so that i could continue my research. eagerly waiting the day that i! PROFESSOR DRONOTNIK - could reemerge and start up my plans for cluster wide domination once again! Muhahahaha! Thats right! Professor Dronotnik is back! Badder than ever! My loyal legions will bring doom and destruction to the insignificant peons of this galaxy and make way for my new Dronotnikca! But where to start? The Federation? The Empire? The State? The Republic? Or does it matter? I intend to dominate every corner of New Eden! Dronotnikca will start off as a humble city but expand! And EXPAND! INTO A CLUSTER WIDE POWER. Theres nothing you can do to stop it! We will start small! Acity! Then a entire system! The constellation! The region! THE ENTIRE CLUSTER! Not even you immortal Capsuleers can stop my genius plans for domination! Dronotnikca is the future and i will be the king of it! And thanks to upwell, my plans can start off to a booming start! I will erect a Factory to expand my military power in drones and by transmitting the correct frequencies, of that of a Rogue drone queen. I can attract the deadly hordes of Rogue drones to make refuge in it! They will see me as their rightful master! The wheels are in motion Capsuleers! Your doom is nigh! Muhahahahahaha! Theme
Julianni Avala Ishukone-Raata Corporate Investment Bank Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 325	Posted - 2017.06.08 05:31:14 - [2] - Quote I often thought some select individuals were displaying capsuleer dementia to a degree that couldn't be surpassed. I couldn't have been more wrong. Be well, Mister Dronotnik. I hope you get the treatment you need soon. Chief Financial Officer, Head Diplomat I-RED GalNet Site -- ((OOC: Journey to Purpose- Julianni's Character Blog, last updated 05.06))
Professor Dronotnik Dronotnik inc. 0	Posted - 2017.06.08 05:33:43 - [3] - Quote Julianni Avala wrote: I often thought some select individuals were displaying capsuleer dementia to a degree that couldn't be surpassed. I couldn't have been more wrong. Be well, Mister Dronotnik. I hope you get the treatment you need soon. The only treatment i need is too see Dronotnikca standing tall and proudly! Casting its shadow over everything! Then i will be "Well" Theme
Utari Onzo Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque 1756	Posted - 2017.06.08 05:39:09 - [4] - Quote Practically giving a licence to anyone these days. I thought the rigorous mental and physical training was meant to weed out individuals like this, not promote more? "Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"
Professor Dronotnik Dronotnik inc. 0	Posted - 2017.06.08 05:44:36 - [5] - Quote Utari Onzo wrote: Practically giving a licence to anyone these days. I thought the rigorous mental and physical training was meant to weed out individuals like this, not promote more? A license? To be a mad genius? Boy there is no license for that! You have to be professor Dronotnik to be a mad genius! Something you capsuleers will soon learn when my smarts bring you demigods below me and my drone legions! Theme
Julianni Avala Ishukone-Raata Corporate Investment Bank Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 326	Posted - 2017.06.08 05:45:49 - [6] - Quote I think perhaps the newer and less expensive clone capabilities have cut back on more extensive testing, Mister Onzo. Worrisome, really. The last thing we all need is more of this mess. Chief Financial Officer, Head Diplomat I-RED GalNet Site -- ((OOC: Journey to Purpose- Julianni's Character Blog, last updated 05.06))
Elmund Egivand Sebestacny Circle 2482	Posted - 2017.06.08 05:50:24 - [7] - Quote Utari Onzo wrote: Practically giving a licence to anyone these days. I thought the rigorous mental and physical training was meant to weed out individuals like this, not promote more? The screening of potential candidates has been lax for a very long time (the fact that I'm writing this should be a testament to that). Oftentimes the relevant bodies seem to skip psych evaluations entirely. Now, we have Alpha-grade clones and the whole 'we do checks and balances' charade got flushed down the loo. A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Professor Dronotnik Dronotnik inc. 0	Posted - 2017.06.08 05:54:23 - [8] - Quote MORONS! Have you not figured out that I'm NOT one of YOU?! You go on about the rigorous testing it takes to be a Capsuleer but you fail at understanding I'm not one of you! If this is the average intelligence of Capsuleers, then my plans to dominate the cluster will go by with a breeze! Theme [Is not a capsuleer]
Julianni Avala Ishukone-Raata Corporate Investment Bank Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 326	Posted - 2017.06.08 06:13:54 - [9] - Quote Hm, I didn't think baseliners had access to our communication networks here. At least, not to post for themselves. Chief Financial Officer, Head Diplomat I-RED GalNet Site -- ((OOC: Journey to Purpose- Julianni's Character Blog, last updated 05.06))
Elmund Egivand Sebestacny Circle 2482	Posted - 2017.06.08 06:30:37 - [10] - Quote Julianni Avala wrote: Hm, I didn't think baseliners had access to our communication networks here. At least, not to post for themselves. Oh, they do read. Some special cases, like Fabuleaux, do post too. I recall he isn't Empyrean. A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Julianni Avala Ishukone-Raata Corporate Investment Bank Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 326	Posted - 2017.06.08 06:39:54 - [11] - Quote I suppose we learn something new every day. I knew they read them, but didn't realize they had the access to post. Thank you for the information, Mister Egivand. Who is this "Fabuleaux" you speak of? Chief Financial Officer, Head Diplomat I-RED GalNet Site -- ((OOC: Journey to Purpose- Julianni's Character Blog, last updated 05.06))
Elmund Egivand Sebestacny Circle 2482	Posted - 2017.06.08 06:52:29 - [12] - Quote Fabuleux, spelling mistake on my part, is an aspiring fashion designer who plans to do business with capsuleers. He has posted here recently. A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Julianni Avala Ishukone-Raata Corporate Investment Bank Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 326	Posted - 2017.06.08 06:54:27 - [13] - Quote Ah, I just found the threads. I must have skipped over them by mistake. Thank you again. Chief Financial Officer, Head Diplomat I-RED GalNet Site -- ((OOC: Journey to Purpose- Julianni's Character Blog, last updated 05.06))
Diana Kim State Protectorate Caldari State 3230	Posted - 2017.06.08 07:01:04 - [14] - Quote Professor Dronotnik wrote: MORONS! Have you not figured out that I'm NOT one of YOU?! You go on about the rigorous testing it takes to be a Capsuleer but you fail at understanding I'm not one of you! If this is the average intelligence of Capsuleers, then my plans to dominate the cluster will go by with a breeze! While I myself feel dissatisfied with the average intelligence of Capsuleers, looking how many dumb... fellas... fell... for gallente propaganda and are fighting for such criminal and inhuman oppressing regime known as Gallente Federation, I might inquiry about what were you thinking about while making such... interesting, if not... revealing claims? I could describe such sort of... declaration... only as a highly unprofessional. Wait... wait wait, are you from the Federation yourself by a chance? That would explain... a lot. Sending legions to bring doom and destruction sounds very familiar if we look at Gallente Federation or Minmatar Republic. In any way, I'd like to notify you, that all your attempts at subjugating Caldari State will be in vain. Want to try this? Come at us. It will be your undoing. GLORY TO THE STATE! Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us. In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Mizhir TURN LEFT HYDRA RELOADED 75440	Posted - 2017.06.08 07:09:24 - [15] - Quote Professor Dronotnik wrote: MORONS! Have you not figured out that I'm NOT one of YOU?! You go on about the rigorous testing it takes to be a Capsuleer but you fail at understanding I'm not one of you! If this is indeed true then I am not sure if I should admire your bravery or pity your stupidity. It is like going unarmed to a gunfight and admitting it up front. Death rides a fast C4mel
Aria Jenneth Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque 3999	Posted - 2017.06.08 07:17:54 - [16] - Quote I'd add an "Also: Bwahahaha!" but here it would just be redundant.
Professor Dronotnik Dronotnik inc. 0	Posted - 2017.06.08 07:23:47 - [17] - Quote Diana Kim wrote: While I myself feel dissatisfied with the average intelligence of Capsuleers, looking how many dumb... fellas... fell... for gallente propaganda and are fighting for such criminal and inhuman oppressing regime known as Gallente Federation, I might inquiry about what were you thinking about while making such... interesting, if not... revealing claims? I could describe such sort of... declaration... only as a highly unprofessional. Wait... wait wait, are you from the Federation yourself by a chance? That would explain... a lot. Sending legions to bring doom and destruction sounds very familiar if we look at Gallente Federation or Minmatar Republic. In any way, I'd like to notify you, that all your attempts at subjugating Caldari State will be in vain. Want to try this? Come at us. It will be your undoing. GLORY TO THE STATE! Ha! You idiotic girl! If you knew how to read you would have learned in that announcement that i desire to destroy the federation along with every other goverment! That is the only way Dronotnikca can exist! As the sole power of the Cluster! The Caldari will be perfect subjects to Dronotikca due to their simple drone liek way of thinking! It will be so easy for me ot reprogram you! Bwahahaha! Bow before Professor Dronotnik and get it over with already! Mizhir wrote: If this is indeed true then I am not sure if I should admire your bravery or pity your stupidity. It is like going unarmed to a gunfight and admitting it up front. Don't undererstimate me Capsuleer! For i have a IQ of 300! I will outsmart every tactic you immortals have at your disposal and crush all opposition to the future of Dronotikca! You do not scare me! For it is you will be afraid of! Professor Dronotnik! Bwahahaha Aria Jenneth wrote: I'd add an "Also: Bwahahaha!" but here it would just be redundant. ..... Theme [Is not a capsuleer]
Yarosara Ruil Haighare Pirates 1026	Posted - 2017.06.08 07:26:06 - [18] - Quote If only we had a pesky blue hedgehog to stop him!
Julianni Avala Ishukone-Raata Corporate Investment Bank Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 328	Posted - 2017.06.08 07:28:44 - [19] - Quote Professor Dronotnik wrote: For i have a IQ of 300! I mean this with no offense, but it should be "an IQ". I would recommend fixing that before parties point it out in an attempt at humiliating you. I will edit this post, if you like, should you decide to correct the small mistake. I can also forward you the name of a psychologist who may be able to help you with the state of mind you're currently in. I'm genuinely concerned you're in need of help. Chief Financial Officer, Head Diplomat I-RED GalNet Site -- ((OOC: Journey to Purpose- Julianni's Character Blog, last updated 05.06))
Professor Dronotnik Dronotnik inc. 1	Posted - 2017.06.08 07:33:45 - [20] - Quote Julianni Avala wrote: Professor Dronotnik wrote: For i have a IQ of 300! I mean this with no offense, but it should be "an IQ". I would recommend fixing that before parties point it out in an attempt at humiliating you. I will edit this post, if you like, should you decide to correct the small mistake. I can also forward you the name of a psychologist who may be able to help you with the state of mind you're currently in. I'm genuinely concerned you're in need of help. Foolish girl! You are incapable of understanding the brilliance behind Dronotnikca dialect! Remove your ignorance at once and i may show you mercy once i replace the CEOs of the 8 megas with my own personnel management drones! Lets see how I-RED will enjoy working for Ishukone when they become Professor Dronotnik's new pet! Theme [Is not a capsuleer]

Elmund Egivand Sebestacny Circle 2482	Posted - 2017.06.08 07:40:26 - [21] - Quote Professor Dronotnik wrote: Julianni Avala wrote: Professor Dronotnik wrote: For i have a IQ of 300! I mean this with no offense, but it should be "an IQ". I would recommend fixing that before parties point it out in an attempt at humiliating you. I will edit this post, if you like, should you decide to correct the small mistake. I can also forward you the name of a psychologist who may be able to help you with the state of mind you're currently in. I'm genuinely concerned you're in need of help. Foolish girl! You are incapable of understanding the brilliance behind Dronotnikca dialect! Remove your ignorance at once and i may show you mercy once i replace the CEOs of the 8 megas with my own personnel management drones! Lets see how I-RED will enjoy working for Ishukone when they become Professor Dronotnik's new pet! But can your drones do a dance number? Transmit 3 minute vid of Isi Egivand conducting three 'Spidersquid' repair drones in performing what looked to be the arachnid version of a ballet. With mid-air spins and all A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Julianni Avala Ishukone-Raata Corporate Investment Bank Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 328	Posted - 2017.06.08 07:41:23 - [22] - Quote Professor Dronotnik wrote: Foolish girl! You are incapable of understanding the brilliance behind Dronotnikca dialect! Remove your ignorance at once and i may show you mercy once i replace the CEOs of the 8 megas with my own personnel management drones! Lets see how I-RED will enjoy working for Ishukone when they become Professor Dronotnik's new pet! Of course. God's Blessings, sir. I will pray for you. Chief Financial Officer, Head Diplomat I-RED GalNet Site -- ((OOC: Journey to Purpose- Julianni's Character Blog, last updated 05.06))
Halcyon Ember Repracor Industries 474	Posted - 2017.06.08 08:03:21 - [23] - Quote I feel my popcorn budget is going to be high this month
Lasairiona Raske Raske Holdings 465	Posted - 2017.06.08 09:07:58 - [24] - Quote eats popcorn crazy month on the comms. Are you a devil or an angel Sent here from heaven or from hell? Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles Can't find my way out of your spell
Valerie Valate Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik 2332	Posted - 2017.06.08 10:54:35 - [25] - Quote I, Professor V.Valate, *Greatest Sani Sabik capsuleer philosopher of the modern era* , do hereby cast doubt upon your academic qualifications, and also suggest that whatever your field of study is, it is one that lacks prestige. Furthermore, Hurr. Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Nauplius Hoi Andrapodistai 828	Posted - 2017.06.08 11:32:06 - [26] - Quote Professor Dronotnik: Do you believe in God, the Amarr God, the Red God, the Blood God? Have your researches uncovered any lost, dark occult powers of interest?
Nauplius Hoi Andrapodistai 828	Posted - 2017.06.08 11:40:49 - [27] - Quote Aria Jenneth wrote: I'd add an "Also: Bwahahaha!" but here it would just be redundant. I had a nightmare the other day that Aria Jenneth had started to append the "Also: Bwahahaha!" message to everything I said once again.
Halcyon Ember Repracor Industries 477	Posted - 2017.06.08 11:47:07 - [28] - Quote Nauplius wrote: Aria Jenneth wrote: I'd add an "Also: Bwahahaha!" but here it would just be redundant. I had a nightmare the other day that Aria Jenneth had started to append the "Also: Bwahahaha!" message to everything I said once again. Just set it as your signature. Queen of Chocolate
Naraish Adarn Alexylva Paradox 151	Posted - 2017.06.08 13:21:44 - [29] - Quote well seems like someone skipped on their daily medication. Sorry to inform you dr. Dotoknik? but delusions of grandeur are half a isk for a dozen in here. as for domination of the cluster bit good luck with that since there are probably more qualified folk intent on same that will no doubt surpass you.
Casserina Leshrac Sanguine Illuminations M.A.D. Consortium 268	Posted - 2017.06.08 15:14:10 - [30] - Quote Lasairiona Raske wrote: eats popcorn crazy month on the comms. That's I am switching out the rice to be thrown at my wedding to popcorn. That way I can justify the expense and enjoy the antics of GalNet today. *We stand at the Abyss, drawing the Patterns of Fate - Casserina Leshrac, Savant, Sani Sabik.*



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