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Tassi
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.05.21 20:08:00 -
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Edited by: Tassi on 21/05/2007 20:12:29
Hello,
today is a great day for the Infinitus Odium Research laboratories! Today our highly skilled scientist Flaming Sambuka discovered how The Brain of Smashkill works.
He told me its quite easy but please have a look at how the "Leader" of Smash sees their intellectual power:
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Cloudrunner > do you have a brain cell?
Flaming sambuka > aye
Flaming sambuka > many
Flaming sambuka > do you?
NuNu Dagobah > we have 3 each
NuNu Dagobah > 1 is used to smack talk your ass
NuNu Dagobah > 1 is used to pvp
NuNu Dagobah > and the other is to make coffe in the morning
It seems that NuNu Dagobah is the selfproclaimed leader of SMASH.
Quote:
Flaming sambuka > are you the smash ceo like i was told?
Cloudrunner > hi
NuNu Dagobah > yes im the CEO
I guess its no big deal to get called a "ThreeBrainCeller" by his CEO!? Afterall thats two more cells than the average INFOD member has, or not  ?
At this point I would also like to highlight a couple of my master scientist's findings, in case you are not able to withstand hardo-ghey smacktalk look away ^^
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Ckain Nefarion > excuse me Flame, its not polite to talk with your mouth full, plz take my *little wiener* out of it first
Cloudrunner > INFOD = WINDALICKERS
*(small edit because SMASHKILL do not care about profanity)*
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SuperSoldierOBC > F U TAKE THAT ISTAR AND SHOOVE IT WERE SUN DONT SHINE
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NuNu Dagobah > no your stupid
These are all people that got invited into the conversation between NuNu and Flaming Sambuka. Now you might think, why is there so much hate? Afterall INFOD dancinglessons are here to provide fun for everyone!
Well, Flaming Sambuka tried to get a copy of the killmail that got stolen by rats. Why does SMASHKILL hold back killmails? Is there any logical reason behind this move?
I am going to tell you. Yes there are two reasons:
1. Unlike INFOD they are no gentlemen nor sportsmen.
2. SMASHKILL refused to synchronise their killboard(s) with INFOD and are not posting lossmails.
If you are interested in the chatlog you can find it here
So, enough talking about dirt. Lets get to the shiny stats :)
These stats show INFOD kills since we moved to The Forge and Geminate, including our Allies help.
Overall stats:
INFOD kills: 1955 losses: 116
Important stuff:
Battleship kills: 227 losses: 34
Battlecruiser kills: 184 losses: 16
Capsule kills: 657 losses: 18
Carrier kills: 3 losses: none
Dreadnought kills: 1 losses: none
Freighter kills: 2 losses: none
Haulers kills: 172 losses: 1
Please do not hesitate to send me any killmail that you might think is missing on our killboard. Thanks!
PS: I have pics of Sato doing weird things with her shower head ;)
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Tassi
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.05.21 20:24:00 -
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Originally by: Gabba
Arent most of those kills gatecamping low sec? I noticed you mention Geminate and The Forge as one. And seeing as you count SmashKill as one, could you give us a full list of your allies?
I dont really care about killstats much, but i am interrested who and how many allies you guys have.
I do not know wether we have more kills while camping low security systems in The Forge or killing SMASHKILL fleets in Geminate.
However, we have had major fleet battles versus SMASHKILL which by my knowledge always turned out in favor of INFOD and its Allies.
INFOD close Allies:
COW
Anarchy Empire
INFOD manlove Allies, Supporting INFOD with exotic dancers:
BoB
Couple of BoB members already have made me offers for Sato's pics. Titans, motherships ... I will get it all 
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Tassi
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.05.21 20:48:00 -
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Originally by: EzSnake
Flame threads w/ faked numbers...get a clue 
Send me all killmails that are missing on our board, please! I will add every single one of them, as long as you do not fake any.
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Tassi
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.05.21 20:59:00 -
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Originally by: Mirirar
Although we're not in SMASH anymore -- left because we actually wanted some fights -- we've been killing some INFOD lately -- but they're not showing up on the INFOD kb.
Who can I evemail them to?
Mail them to me.
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Tassi
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.05.21 21:25:00 -
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My name actually is "Tassi" and not "tasti" NuNu.
Maybe you need to change the "smacktalk your arse" cell for a spelling cell?
On another note, if you really are interested on how the war goes. I would like to inform you that INFOD is now able to dock at the SMASH station 8MG-  
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Tassi
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.05.22 08:39:00 -
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Originally by: Snowcrow
Tassi: posting this logs tells much more about you and your corp than about Smashkill, that's for sure...
Oh yes I am sure, does that tell you that we are 12 year olds living in our mothers basement? I bet it does 
I would also like to mention that these chatlogs are currently being investigated by GM's, they thought that a couple of what was said is not appropriate in eve, dunno why 
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