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Nathan Jameson
Talocan Dominion
Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.12.31 18:31:00 -
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Dear Faithful Admirer,
I am humbled by your tireless admiration and trailing of my persona. Not every forum reader has the spirit and the stomach to "Like" every single one of my questionable posts on these here forums, some that even I had forgotten I'd crafted in my oft-inebriated states. Indeed, I've found myself "Liked" by you as often as 11 times in a single day--incidentally, the same number of times my virile body can fantasize to the pleasing form of Lianda Burreau's last-known-photograph. (We shall be together someday, my love; just you wait and see.)
It only pains me to know that we have never met--nay, nor shared a single word of communications. I can only wonder if perhaps you are no more than fevered splinter of my own brain, signing on late at night while my conscious mind is asleep and boosting my self-confidence in secret. Yet, when I awake, everything is as it should be, and the neighbors have not complained of any unusual noises. More so than normal, of course. Even my dog views me with no more suspicion and distrust than average and wets my slipper with the customary amount.
I found it all too easy to fall into a daily routine, an easy assumption that your love and affection would always be there for me. But already, you see, doubts begin to slowly take root. The seconds drag by slowly for those three hours I am offline each night; who else might have you been "Liking" while my back has been turned? What other forums have you been secretly browsing, while I blissfully bask in the conviction your thumbs-up are only for me? General Discussion? Out of Pod? *shudder* COAD???
An envious fury suddenly fills my bones, and I find myself whispering maddened promises to the darkness. That should I ever discover your unfaithfulness, my fury would know no bounds. That I would finally be forced to undock, having fitted not one but TWO Civilian railguns to my trusty Ibis, and lay waste to the first unpiloted Shuttle I came across. (Pray do not hate me, noble shuttle, for it was love that decreed your destruction.)
Yet even now I pray, secret admirer, that I have only been foolish and temperamental; and that your love and devotion for me has been as faithful as the first day I learned of your marvelous existence.
Write speedily and allay the fears of this jealous and foolish man.
Yours ever,
Nathan
P.S. If this is about that autographed Justin Bieber album I waited eight hours in line to get, you're not getting your grubby little mitts on it. |
Loraine Gess
Confedeferate Union of Tax Legalists
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Posted - 2011.12.31 18:40:00 -
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The first three paragraphs are about exactly what I was going to write...
...And the last three. |
Taedrin
Kushan Industrial
282
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Posted - 2011.12.31 18:47:00 -
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Unbelievable.
Here I thought that Destination SkillQueue truly admired me, and me alone. And lo, I discover that he's been playing us both for fools. It takes time and dedication to like 36 of my posts from almost 3 months ago - ordered chronologically in but an hour. I am upset, nay - outraged over his infidelity. I thought that he cared for me for my intellectual responses and witty retorts. But it seems that he will wag his tail for any poster who trolls these forums.
We must have our revenge, I say. |
Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate
420
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Posted - 2011.12.31 19:01:00 -
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Posting in another thread about this DSQ.
May this post spam end some day |
FlinchingNinja Kishunuba
Perkone
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.12.31 19:15:00 -
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I feel so used and dirty... |
Keat0n
The Pakk Syndicate
Capax Infinitus
14
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Posted - 2011.12.31 19:17:00 -
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Nearly posted this exact thread in general discussion. |
Xayder
The 9th Legion
9
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Posted - 2011.12.31 19:52:00 -
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tl:dr ? |
Krixtal Icefluxor
Bison - Ammatar Thunder
Thundering Herd
176
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Posted - 2011.12.31 20:54:00 -
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They are probably looking into code change to allow 'Like' every 30 seconds only or something.
It is a new issue being examined..................
OMG He Spent His Free-áAURUM !
God is simply-áthe very extraordinary power of the Universe to organize Itself as percieved.
-á-á- Lee Smolin "Three Roads to Quantum Gravity" |
Zag'mar Jurkar
QC Steel Industries
3
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Posted - 2011.12.31 21:34:00 -
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Posting in a Destination SkillQueue thread. |
Taedrin
Kushan Industrial
289
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Posted - 2011.12.31 21:36:00 -
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Oh god, he must liked us all again. |
Xenuria
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
Hearts And Minds Alliance
116
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Posted - 2011.12.31 23:01:00 -
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I thought it was just me...  
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
112
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Posted - 2011.12.31 23:21:00 -
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Yeah I thought that was a bit weird too. |
Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
69
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Posted - 2011.12.31 23:51:00 -
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Likes are likes. So what if some weirdo I've never met wants to like me. Who am I to sneer at free likes?
Man, do I feel like such a dirty little forum *****.
Surrender is still your slightly less painful option. |
Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
Hearts And Minds Alliance
197
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Posted - 2012.01.01 00:52:00 -
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And here I was thinking the sharp spike in likes was due to my recent escalation of good posting 
Black Man with Goggles |
Axel Greye
Nova Ardour
39
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Posted - 2012.01.01 01:04:00 -
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How to troll everyone before 2012.
Accomplished. |
Soon Shin
Abyssal Heavy Industries
Narwhals Ate My Duck
34
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Posted - 2012.01.01 02:34:00 -
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Who is this DSQ, this mysterious person who has been liking my posts, which I admit aren't very good to be worthy of one.  |
Aggressive Nutmeg
66
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Posted - 2012.01.01 05:07:00 -
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Our first 'Like' bot?
Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana. |
RubyPorto
Profoundly Disturbed
RED.Legion
1050
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Posted - 2012.01.01 07:23:00 -
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It's a little bit of code you stick in your browser bar that likes every post on any page you visit. So.... yeah....  |
Aiwha
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
80
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Posted - 2012.01.01 08:53:00 -
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Dear destiny, thank you for your giving me even more internet points to *****.
All my love, Aiwha.
Regards,
LCpl. Aiwha |
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
212
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Posted - 2012.01.01 10:25:00 -
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Xenuria wrote:I thought it was just me...
This ^^^
Quite disappointed now...
Lady Spank for C&P moderator. |
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
2583
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Posted - 2012.01.01 13:03:00 -
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Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:They are probably looking into code change to allow 'Like' every 30 seconds only or something.
It is a new issue being examined..................
Oh, I assume we can quote you on this, Mr CCP?
GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí
you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
GÇö Karath Piki |
Themick Mccoy
9
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Posted - 2012.01.01 14:00:00 -
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Getting a like from DSQ is akin to having your mother rooting for you at a sporting event...you're embarrassed as hell, but at the same time glad it happened.
I'm a noob! If you catch me ingame, don't bother with a ransom, I ain't paying! I'm still learning the pvpies, plus, I'm a Jew. |
J Kunjeh
205
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Posted - 2012.01.01 14:30:00 -
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So my question is, when is someone going to pod this clown for being so damn annoying? It was cute, for about 1 day, but now I just fume every time I see a notification that she/he/it is liking one of my posts from 6 months ago.
"The world as we know it came about through an anomaly (anomou)"
(The Gospel of Philip, 1-5)-á |
Kietay Ayari
Rogue Elements.
302
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Posted - 2012.01.01 15:30:00 -
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Really? People posting in here angry about getting liked spammed which is just a tiny pop up notification but take the time to actually write in here? I want to call it ironic just to use the word wrong. ;D
Ferox #1 |
Kagan Storm
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
41
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Posted - 2012.01.01 15:30:00 -
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I wana marry DSQ 
My ego is the the size of my carriers jump range. |
J Kunjeh
208
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Posted - 2012.01.01 15:36:00 -
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Kietay Ayari wrote:Really? People posting in here angry about getting liked spammed which is just a tiny pop up notification but take the time to actually write in here? I want to call it ironic just to use the word wrong. ;D
Well, maybe you could become DSQ's Eve pen-pal and keep she/he/it busy so there's no time to like spam? Sounds like a good solution to me.
"The world as we know it came about through an anomaly (anomou)"
(The Gospel of Philip, 1-5)-á |
Kietay Ayari
Rogue Elements.
302
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Posted - 2012.01.01 15:43:00 -
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I would like that, it is just the right amount of non violent overtone silly that I enjoy. ;D
Ferox #1 |
Themick Mccoy
14
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Posted - 2012.01.01 15:57:00 -
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DSQ is watching us kiddies!
On a truthful note, I think it is a nice gesture and people need to not be so serious.
I'm a noob! If you catch me ingame, don't bother with a ransom, I ain't paying! I'm still learning the pvpies, plus, I'm a Jew. |
Zifrian
Deep Space Innovations
167
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Posted - 2012.01.01 16:10:00 -
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LOL 49 likes yesterday 
I thought I was special!
Maximze your Industry Potential! - Get EVE Isk per Hour!
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Written Word
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
197
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Posted - 2012.01.01 17:11:00 -
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Botting
Fun for all ages. |
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