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Xiu Ju
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Posted - 2007.05.22 21:08:00 -
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Well ive decided to come here for some advice and also the fact the most people here aren't 50+ years old and under stand sarcasm that takes place in alot of online chat sites (msn/myspace etc)
Heres how it went down.
Built my mom a comp, tested it for a bit went on myspace and forums. I didn't care that she could then log into them for i have nothing to hide... well she saw some comments and didn't realize the sarcasm in them and now thinks im bi and a good friend of mine is ***...
Just had an argument with her and i have no idea how i will get her to not believe this. Now option one would be to get a girl and well "accidentally" get walked in on. Then still lies the fact that she thinks im bi and could have relationships with both...
What to do? i have no idea im lost here, she completely believes it and i cant sway her and get her eyes out from behind the aircraft carrier that is obviously blocking her sight.
ugg, not good... not good...
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Empress Aphrodite
Soar Angelic
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Posted - 2007.05.22 21:12:00 -
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Eek, can you not point her in the direction of other, similar, sarcastic comments on other profiles/in other places? Perhaps the 'orientation' section on your profile?
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Hypatia Iola
Caldari
Central Defiance
Terror In The System
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Posted - 2007.05.22 21:14:00 -
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has she disowned you? is she going to disown you? has she said anything to make you think she's super ****ed? does she still wuv you?
honestly don't worry about it, unless you REALLY are concerned that you might actually be, it will blow over in not too long...
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Xiu Ju
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Posted - 2007.05.22 21:15:00 -
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Edited by: Xiu Ju on 22/05/2007 21:14:08
she wont believe anything i said and when i laughed about it at first shes like
"well your reaction to this doesn't ease my mind at all"
EDIT: For the guy that squeezed inbetween that other guy and my post, i am NOT *** in any way shape or forum. She did say she was going to move my computer next to hers or something like that.
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Shalia Ripper
Caldari
High4Life
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.22 21:15:00 -
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Edited by: Shalia Ripper on 22/05/2007 21:15:51
If you read it on the internet it must be true. 
Talk to this person. If it vital to you that they do not think you are ***, explain that the comments were in jest and you are straight.
If the person does not believe you, at least you tried.
Oh, I missed the mom part. HAHA. You have nothing to worry about. My mom is very religious (of the no sex before marriage, homosexuality is a sin next to murder and so on) and she saw a pic of me kissing another guy. Just fooling around drunk at a club (my now ex-GFU took the pic for Christ's sake) and now things have been more than tense with my family for well over a year.
It is their problem, not mine. I am happy with what I am (inebriated man kisser ) and if they have a problem with that, screw em.
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Crimsonjade
Zer0 ToLeRaNcE
Terror In The System
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Posted - 2007.05.22 21:16:00 -
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may want to wait and see how see thinks she could *turn you* back into a straight guy.... if involves free cars and money.. id pretend im *** to at that age :)
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.05.22 21:24:00 -
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This thread violates many levels of decency, not to mention rules. 
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Xiu Ju
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Posted - 2007.05.22 21:25:00 -
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 Originally by: Shalia Ripper
Edited by: Shalia Ripper on 22/05/2007 21:15:51
My mom is very religious (of the no sex before marriage, homosexuality is a sin next to murder and so on)
My mom exactly and tbh homosexuality is messed up imo so i guess i share some of the same views as her but still she will always think of me differently and i dunno if i can live knowing when i sit down to dinner that she thinks im ***.
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Hypatia Iola
Caldari
Central Defiance
Terror In The System
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Posted - 2007.05.22 21:37:00 -
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Edited by: Hypatia Iola on 22/05/2007 21:36:26
just words of warning here:
the more you try to convince her you're not, the more fake/forced it'll seem, thus the more she'll think you're ***. the ONLY thing you can do is just tell her: look, i'm not, believe it or don't, i'm gonna go do" whatever it is you do. (edit: and then actually go do whatever!)
seriously though either you're mom's a flake or that was some obscure sarcasm...
in case of the former, ol well, flake it is. in case of the latter, that'll learn ye to use clearer sarcasm!
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DaHeaVYFo
DEATH'S LEGION
Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.05.22 21:40:00 -
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lalala - I said what what in the butt? :->: clear cache for next user 
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Zirth
Caldari
Dragonian Freelancers
CORE.
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Posted - 2007.05.22 21:42:00 -
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Edited by: Zirth on 22/05/2007 21:41:56
Leave the door open and start ****ing to straight **** when she comes to bring milk and cookies.
It's complicated though. You can't really prove it in anyway. As much as she catches you with girls, she'll still think your bi. And anything you say to her will just be something along the lines of 'he's embarressed', or 'he doesn't want to dissapoint me' (not that being *** is dissapointing imo)
Think your best bet is to goto the source and start explaining todays culture and what those comments actually ment.
Btw, you think homosexuality is messed up but got a good friend who is bi?
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Ixianus
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Posted - 2007.05.22 21:52:00 -
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You should be all like "Im straight mom." "Ill prove it to you." And then grab her and do her from behind, yeah, hot. And you should be like "See mom, I told you I was straight" and smack here around.
Really though, who cares, let her think what she wants. Doesnt matter much.
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The Pointless
Gallente
Lacks a Point Ltd
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Posted - 2007.05.22 21:54:00 -
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Originally by: Ixianus
You should be all like "Im straight mom." "Ill prove it to you." And then grab her and do her from behind, yeah, hot. And you should be like "See mom, I told you I was straight" and smack here around.
Really though, who cares, let her think what she wants. Doesnt matter much.
x.X As the OP already stated, his family is pretty much bordering on homophobic, if not already there.
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Miss Anthropy
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.05.22 21:56:00 -
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Originally by: Ixianus
You should be all like "Im straight mom." "Ill prove it to you." And then grab her and do her from behind, yeah, hot. And you should be like "See mom, I told you I was straight" and smack here around.
Really though, who cares, let her think what she wants. Doesnt matter much.
You really really need to seek urgent help. Either that or you've been reading far too much Freud and have misinterpreted him to a drastic extent.
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Xiu Ju
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Posted - 2007.05.22 22:00:00 -
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Edited by: Xiu Ju on 22/05/2007 22:00:06
Originally by: Zirth
Btw, you think homosexuality is messed up but got a good friend who is bi?
She thinks hes bi/*** which he is not.
Well i think after talking to her for a good while she thinks im not ***, as shes trying to now say that she didnt say i was ***. She still thinks my friend is *** but thats her problem
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Clipped Wings
Gallente
LFC
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Posted - 2007.05.22 22:04:00 -
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Maybe I just failed reading into this, but you never stated your age. I'm assuming, that since your mother's opinions hold this much influence over you, that you're living at her place. And no, that's neither a snide remark or a stab at you, just to get that clear.
My initial impression is that your mother's pretty concerned about getting grandchildren - for some reason, parental homophobia tends to come down to that.
Assuming that, and from the fact you're pretty intent on proving your straightness, I'd guess some of your upbringing was marked by that.
There isn't really an easy solution, although there is an obvious answer;
Time.
In the end, she'll find out that you're not into guys (assuming you're not trying to climb into a closet right now), and whichever way, she *should* accept you, regardless of whether you play for one or the other side. You're still her son; and if sexuality matters more to her than your wellbeing, my only suggestion is to pack your stuff and get the hell out. That kind of parentage won't really help anyone.
Long story cut short, there's a whole lot to say, but if you're straight, and worried that your mother doesn't accept you due to the (mistaken) impression you're into your own gender, let it rest and give it a while. Time will vindicate you.
Cheers, and good luck, whereever you find it.
-Clipped Wings of LFC
"I believe in the theoretical benevolence, and practical malignity of man."
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Ixianus
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Posted - 2007.05.22 22:09:00 -
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Why is it such a stigma to be ***. Which is the point of my original post, though a little incestual action never hurt an argument of straightness.
Who cares what she thinks. Who cares if she thinks youre into big burly men with hairy asses and big muscles, just because you like you know, bein held and its all comforting, but youre totally not ***, its just like you like being in a burly man's arms and all you know.
Let her think what she wants, it doesnt matter.
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Clipped Wings
Gallente
LFC
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Posted - 2007.05.22 22:14:00 -
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Originally by: Ixianus
Why is it such a stigma to be ***. Which is the point of my original post, though a little incestual action never hurt an argument of straightness.
Who cares what she thinks. Who cares if she thinks youre into big burly men with hairy asses and big muscles, just because you like you know, bein held and its all comforting, but youre totally not ***, its just like you like being in a burly man's arms and all you know.
Let her think what she wants, it doesnt matter.
Comparatively, I agree, being homosexual has less of a stigma to it than incestuous rape, but you may have overshot the issue somewhat.
Assuming the OP's post isn't a troll attempt (and I go with that angle), it obviously matters to him, so I've gotta disagree with you. It might not matter in a few years, but that's a long time to wait for someone that need an answer.
As for the burly guy thing...*shudders*
I've never really understood the attraction to the bear-type, but hey. As long as you're good with what you do, go for it.
-Clipped Wings of LFC
"I believe in the theoretical benevolence, and practical malignity of man."
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Ixianus
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Posted - 2007.05.22 22:21:00 -
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Originally by: Clipped Wings
Originally by: Ixianus
Why is it such a stigma to be ***. Which is the point of my original post, though a little incestual action never hurt an argument of straightness.
Who cares what she thinks. Who cares if she thinks youre into big burly men with hairy asses and big muscles, just because you like you know, bein held and its all comforting, but youre totally not ***, its just like you like being in a burly man's arms and all you know.
Let her think what she wants, it doesnt matter.
Comparatively, I agree, being homosexual has less of a stigma to it than incestuous rape, but you may have overshot the issue somewhat.
Assuming the OP's post isn't a troll attempt (and I go with that angle), it obviously matters to him, so I've gotta disagree with you. It might not matter in a few years, but that's a long time to wait for someone that need an answer.
As for the burly guy thing...*shudders*
I've never really understood the attraction to the bear-type, but hey. As long as you're good with what you do, go for it.
So...... The prudent thing to do is bring her into the whole world of *** terminology and tell her a million times youre straight, cause thatl totally dissolve any suspicion. My point is, it doesnt matter, and I am not wrong in it.
If you like men, who cares, if you dont, who cares. What someone else says about you doesnt change what you in fact are. And honestly, the fact that this made it to the forums makes me think the op is ***, otherwise why be so afraid of it.
If all that fails though, go for incest, and send me some piccies. ;)
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.05.22 22:34:00 -
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I suggest you tell her that its a way of taunting others on the internet; she should understand the context, being so conservative, the notion of calling others names to get a rise out of each other. It would be no different than calling someone stupid, or ugly, etc.
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Mtthias Clemi
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Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.05.22 22:34:00 -
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Well it might not matter, but to someone relying on their mother for a place to live it might matter....
Also my brother asked me when i was coming out (about being ***) to my parents, i just replied "Oh... tomorrow probably" everyone laughed... and we are catholic! Humor is such a rare thing these days
(was a result of me having lots of friends who are girls, im not *** mind, im just an evil deceiving bastard who likes to control those around him, and being friends with girls gives me this opportunity, as it enables me to use them as weapons)
Unlucky, just go of and have as much sex as you can.. thats the solution to any problem.
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.05.22 22:37:00 -
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Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
Well it might not matter, but to someone relying on their mother for a place to live it might matter....
Also my brother asked me when i was coming out (about being ***) to my parents, i just replied "Oh... tomorrow probably" everyone laughed... and we are catholic! Humor is such a rare thing these days
(was a result of me having lots of friends who are girls, im not *** mind, im just an evil deceiving bastard who likes to control those around him, and being friends with girls gives me this opportunity, as it enables me to use them as weapons)
Unlucky, just go of and have as much sex as you can.. thats the solution to any problem.
Halfway through your post, I was , then I read the punch line and was  . There are many things in this world to pretend to be, don't pretend to be that. 
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Xiu Ju
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Posted - 2007.05.22 22:38:00 -
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Edited by: Xiu Ju on 22/05/2007 22:38:13
Well i guess time heals everything then and tbh the more i think about it the more i don't care... just annoys me slightly like when people say i cheat in stuff (accused of throwing the ball when i went golfing like wtf?)
Well i will just have to see how it plays out.
Also for the record i am relying on my mother for a place to live :)
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Mtthias Clemi
Gallente
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.05.22 22:41:00 -
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Originally by: Derovius Vaden
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
Well it might not matter, but to someone relying on their mother for a place to live it might matter....
Also my brother asked me when i was coming out (about being ***) to my parents, i just replied "Oh... tomorrow probably" everyone laughed... and we are catholic! Humor is such a rare thing these days
(was a result of me having lots of friends who are girls, im not *** mind, im just an evil deceiving bastard who likes to control those around him, and being friends with girls gives me this opportunity, as it enables me to use them as weapons)
Unlucky, just go of and have as much sex as you can.. thats the solution to any problem.
Halfway through your post, I was , then I read the punch line and was . There are many things in this world to pretend to be, don't pretend to be that.
I don't get it... punch line... what are you on about?!?!
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.05.22 22:50:00 -
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Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
Originally by: Derovius Vaden
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
Well it might not matter, but to someone relying on their mother for a place to live it might matter....
Also my brother asked me when i was coming out (about being ***) to my parents, i just replied "Oh... tomorrow probably" everyone laughed... and we are catholic! Humor is such a rare thing these days
(was a result of me having lots of friends who are girls, im not *** mind, im just an evil deceiving bastard who likes to control those around him, and being friends with girls gives me this opportunity, as it enables me to use them as weapons)
Unlucky, just go of and have as much sex as you can.. thats the solution to any problem.
Halfway through your post, I was , then I read the punch line and was . There are many things in this world to pretend to be, don't pretend to be that.
I don't get it... punch line... what are you on about?!?!
Hamster Fighting Machines
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Mtthias Clemi
Gallente
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.05.22 22:53:00 -
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Originally by: Derovius Vaden
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
Originally by: Derovius Vaden
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
Well it might not matter, but to someone relying on their mother for a place to live it might matter....
Also my brother asked me when i was coming out (about being ***) to my parents, i just replied "Oh... tomorrow probably" everyone laughed... and we are catholic! Humor is such a rare thing these days
(was a result of me having lots of friends who are girls, im not *** mind, im just an evil deceiving bastard who likes to control those around him, and being friends with girls gives me this opportunity, as it enables me to use them as weapons)
Unlucky, just go of and have as much sex as you can.. thats the solution to any problem.
Halfway through your post, I was , then I read the punch line and was . There are many things in this world to pretend to be, don't pretend to be that.
I don't get it... punch line... what are you on about?!?!
Hamster Fighting Machines
Right don't pretend to be a hamster fighting machine, gotcha!
Oh wait, did you think i meant i was pretending to be *** when i had all the girls ad friends? cus im not, i just have loads of girls as friends..
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ry ry
StateCorp
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Posted - 2007.05.22 22:55:00 -
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men. women. both remarkably similar when it comes down to it.
as it were.
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ry ry
StateCorp
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Posted - 2007.05.22 22:56:00 -
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oh! and the OP is clearly homosexual.
skip on, dorothy.
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Chia Mulholland
Mulholland Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.05.22 23:24:00 -
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Who's the guy in your sig? 
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Marquis Dean
Demise and Vestige
9th Fleet
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Posted - 2007.05.22 23:28:00 -
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This thread made me chuckle. Well less so the thread, more just some of the replies.
I'm so glad I live among tolerant (i.e: informed) people.
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Marquis I have to admit, without you there wouldn't be much laughter in these forums.
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