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Stradiot
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.05.31 22:07:00 -
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Dear Respectable Sirs and Madams of the splendiferous Eve Universe,
It has come to my attention after some considerable time fraternizing with the player entity known as Goonswarm that fundamental societal differences betwixt they and I has doomed our relationship together; while I am a cultured adult who extends his honorable conduct to the lawless reaches of this internet spaceship video game, the unfortunate souls who have let their morals slip to the darkside have surely offended the one true God and also Jesus. In conclusion buttes; furthermore,
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Stradiot
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.05.31 22:13:00 -
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Originally by: cal nereus Edited by: cal nereus on 31/05/2007 22:06:59 Edited by: cal nereus on 31/05/2007 22:06:45 You're right, Goons would take comments like "savage" and "racist" as compliments. I know a Goon IRL. He's... annoying to say the least, but very intelligent (hard to believe, but true). He annoys others intentionally, with full knowledge of the consequences. Much of what most of the Goons do to gain their hated reputation in EVE is totally intentional, and they throw respect out the window in exchange for what is fun to them: being a nuisance and having a ball messing with others. Goonswarm is like an alliance of 3,000 griefers and maybe 500+ others. I guess the OP is either one of those 500+ others, or he's one of the 3,000 in which he truly IS loyal to Goonswarm and this is just another attempt at confusing us in a grand scheme of EVE-wide griefing. In which case: awesome, dude. :D You totally got me.
I <3 Goons!
We of the Goonswarm community are elitist intellectuals that have carefully woven our intricate internet pseudo-personas in order to offend the common sensibilities of the highly respectable average Eve player. We do so to highlight their own narrowminded and genuinely hateful or xenophobic tendencies. Furthermore,
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Stradiot
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.06.01 04:11:00 -
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BoB is having a pos-spamming party this week to celebrate our failure cascade.
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Stradiot
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.06.01 04:12:00 -
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Originally by: Elmo Noguchi
Originally by: CrispyKritters Edited by: CrispyKritters on 01/06/2007 04:07:04
Edited by: CrispyKritters on 01/06/2007 04:06:28
Originally by: Erichk Knaar

I wasn't arguing about stereotypes. They are what they are. I was commenting on the fact that the only people who think the word N****r is funny are Klansmen and bloated, ignorant, mollycoddled, first-world youth.
You edited, you sneaky goon.
No, obviously they haven't. However, the point stands. Chinese isk farmer is not the same as N****r...
Since you sound somewhat serious... I'll give you a somewhat serious answer. You argue all high and mighty about racism but yet you stereotype: by linking "goons/goonies" as racist immature homophobes.
You are also stereotyping about "goons" as being "first-world" spoiled "youths", neglecting the fact that maybe some of them are third world diseased and dirty immigrants.
As a diseased immigrant I object to this goon bigotry and tyranny. 
Greetings fellow diseased immigrant. Watchu got? I got teh AIDS.
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Stradiot
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.06.01 04:14:00 -
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Originally by: Terket
Originally by: CrispyKritters Edited by: CrispyKritters on 01/06/2007 04:07:04
Edited by: CrispyKritters on 01/06/2007 04:06:28
Originally by: Erichk Knaar

I wasn't arguing about stereotypes. They are what they are. I was commenting on the fact that the only people who think the word N****r is funny are Klansmen and bloated, ignorant, mollycoddled, first-world youth.
You edited, you sneaky goon.
No, obviously they haven't. However, the point stands. Chinese isk farmer is not the same as N****r...
Since you sound somewhat serious... I'll give you a somewhat serious answer. You argue all high and mighty about racism but yet you stereotype: by linking "goons/goonies" as racist immature homophobes.
You are also stereotyping about "goons" as being "first-world" spoiled "youths", neglecting the fact that maybe some of them are third world diseased and dirty immigrants.
I don't know about you, pal, but I was under the impression that we all lived in mansions and drove Audi S8s. My world is shattering around me.
You drive yourself? Pff and you call yourself a a first-world spoiled youth. I is chauffeured. In a helicopter.
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Stradiot
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.06.01 04:28:00 -
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Edited by: Stradiot on 01/06/2007 04:27:45
Originally by: Alias11 I travel everywhere in a solid-platinum spaceship when I'm not riding middle-class people like horses
fixed for accuracy
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