I thought I'd post something interesting on the forum as there seems to be a shortage of anything of the sort:

SOMETHING INTERESTING

Just so this has a topic.

1. How does someone "reek of Carebear"? I swear, that's one of the most ridiculous uses of the English language I've ever read.

This ones easy if you know why they hate carebears. You see it all goes back to there childhoods when they liked to play with girls toys, there families where probably somewhat shocked and 'broke the habit' , leading to resent in the poor homose.. er I mean child which as we can still see clearly to this day they have projected on to the once love of there poor little lives. Obviously smell is supposed to be the sense most related to memory, so next time someone says it just think of the poor little boy snuggled up with his favourite carebear, enjoying that heady odour they now claim to hate.

2. Hulkageddon: The children doing this would be better off stripping down to their shorts and running around in circles giggling until they pass out from hyperventilation. They should then be given a glass of warm milk and ushered off to beddy-bye...after brushing their teeth.

I think this maybe somehow relates to the same childhood scarring and they now want to regress to before a time when they where propelry potty trained. You'll notice a lot of them seem to be obbsesed with pooping

3. Piracy in EVE without law enforcement: Yeah, right. Mean old piwates.

Pirates yada yada, feel sorry for the smucks, sitting on gates all day looking for noob ships to pop, all cos they think it somehow makes them tough, terrible thing peer pressure you know

4. Tippia should open The EVE Merchant University. (I so hate to compliment Tippia.)

Or write 'Post shredding 101, how to argue, win and still look like an A**'

5. How do you recruit for a corp? Duh. Use common sense. It worked for AT&T

Now Now, we learn by asking, that which is obvious to me might not be to you.

SOMETHING INTERESTING (Figured it bears repeating.)

cry moar?

I, too, like to get drunk and make posts on the internet.

I, too, like to get drunk and make posts on the internet.

I do not imbibe alcoholic beverages. They make you stupid. Over time, the brain damage is irreparable. But, how would a drunk know that?

I do not imbibe alcoholic beverages. They make you stupid. Over time, the brain damage is irreparable. But, how would a drunk know that?

I do not imbibe alcoholic beverages. They make you stupid. Over time, the brain damage is irreparable. But, how would a drunk know that?

This is all very interesting.

No.

You would say that.

This is all very interesting.

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3) I'm not sure what your point is. Pirates are mean? Duh...
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