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Tymaul
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.07 15:21:00 -
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Edited by: Tymaul on 07/06/2007 15:21:32
Good morning,
Recently I made the promise to bring the full stats of our aggressions against Submerc Inc. to the forums.
I now fulfill this promise.
The Result
The dates are from 28-05-2007 to 06-06-2007.
Rens911 Kills against Submerc Inc.:
Assault Frigate 1
Battlecruiser 0
Battleship 0
Bomber 0
Capsule 1
Carrier 0
Covert Ops Frigate 0
Cruiser 0
Destroyer 0
Elite Battlecruiser 1
Elite Cruiser 0
Elite Destroyer 0
Elite Industrial 0
Frigate 0
Heavy Assault Cruiser 0
Industrial 0
Interceptor 0
Mining Barge 0
Noobie Ship 1
Shuttle 0
Support Cruisers 0
Total Isk Value 7,440,471,176 isk
Rens911 Losses against Submerc Inc.:
Assault Frigate 0
Battlecruiser 0
Battleship 0
Bomber 0
Capsule 0
Carrier 0
Covert Ops Frigate 0
Cruiser 0
Destroyer 0
Elite Battlecruiser 0
Elite Cruiser 0
Elite Destroyer 0
Elite Industrial 0
Frigate 0
Heavy Assault Cruiser 0
Industrial 0
Interceptor 0
Mining Barge 0
Noobie Ship 0
Shuttle 0
Support Cruisers 0
Total Isk Value 0 isk
During those times we have completely held Rens, the very heart of the Submerc Inc., every day and every night without a problem.
We have removed the Submerc Inc. Industrial Backbone, without a problem.
The main corps, Submerc Inc. and Submerc Inc. have split, scattered and ran from us. When they came, they came with no conviction and were slaughtered.
At the start of this week, the only corporation in Submerc Inc. with any pvp honour, The Submerc Inc., left Submerc Inc..
We wish them nothing but the best of luck in their future travels and hope they find what they are looking for in Eve.
The Future of Submerc Inc.
SO... what next?
Are we going to continue camping Rens for the remainder of our lives?
No.
Are Submerc Inc. dead then!
No.
Are Submerc Inc. ever going to be allowed to build up in any way in 0.0 space again?
No.
For the moment, we are leaving Heimetar but we will continue to monitor the Submerc Inc. and should we feel that they have done anything of note in the
game, we will destroy it.
I am sure that some of those remaining Submerc Inc. members will be rejoicing at having survived this long against us but I can only ask you were you have
been recently.
Keep watching Submerc Inc., because we will.
We will be back, with gangs, with fleets, with Rens911.
We command your game now. As long as you remain in Submerc Inc., we make you play our way and nothing you say will really convince yourself that this isn't
true.
All Too Easy.
p.s. thanks to digi for the topic title <3
p.p.s. to the flamers and trolls not involved, I wouldn't waste your breath replying you'll just be ignored. Serious questions/comments only thanks.
p.p.p.s Won Ton > Submerc Inc. more like Subpar-mercs Inc.
-dbp
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Mih0
Caldari
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.07 15:24:00 -
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Edited by: Mih0 on 07/06/2007 15:23:17
Rens 911 , doing our bit to remove cancers from eve  
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Quasar Black
Minmatar
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.07 15:27:00 -
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Edited by: Quasar Black on 07/06/2007 15:27:02
SubMerc Inc. where quality doesn't even factor into the contract. 
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Mih0
Caldari
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.07 15:28:00 -
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im da noob in da op
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Won Ton
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.07 15:29:00 -
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 Originally by: Drake Mezcal
*snip* removed post - hutch
You should take care with your words.
What has happened to SubMerc Inc. could also happen to you.
Show us no disrespect and you have nothing to fear from us.
Run your mouth and you risk your backbone.
-dbp
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Drake Mezcal
eXceed Inc.
INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.06.07 15:33:00 -
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Is the 7b figure a joke? or a stupid mistake?
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Gaunty
Macabre Votum
INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.06.07 15:40:00 -
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So you killed an assault frig, an elite battlecruiser, a noobship and a pod for a total damage done value of over 7bil? They really got ripped off on prices! 
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Dark Shikari
Caldari
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.06.07 15:55:00 -
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Originally by: Gaunty
So you killed an assault frig, an elite battlecruiser, a noobship and a pod for a total damage done value of over 7bil? They really got ripped off on prices!
Maybe the noobship had a Vepas' invuln field fitted.
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Tymaul
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.07 16:01:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari
Originally by: Gaunty
So you killed an assault frig, an elite battlecruiser, a noobship and a pod for a total damage done value of over 7bil? They really got ripped off on prices!
Maybe the noobship had a Vepas' invuln field fitted.
Please keep in mind that these values are assigned automatically by our killboard software and may be slightly over or under the true figure, but we believe them to be accurate nonetheless.
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jam6549
SubMerc Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.07 16:02:00 -
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lol, you beat us, right. but 7 bill worth of losses? no. half a bill at most my friends
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Asuka Asami
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Posted - 2007.06.07 17:13:00 -
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Originally by: Tymaul
Originally by: Dark Shikari
Originally by: Gaunty
So you killed an assault frig, an elite battlecruiser, a noobship and a pod for a total damage done value of over 7bil? They really got ripped off on prices!
Maybe the noobship had a Vepas' invuln field fitted.
Please keep in mind that these values are assigned automatically by our killboard software and may be slightly over or under the true figure, but we believe them to be accurate nonetheless.
You killed 3 ships in total yet you believe 7 bil in damage is correct? 
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Tanis Kitieran
Amarr
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.07 17:18:00 -
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Originally by: Asuka Asami
You killed 3 ships in total yet you believe 7 bil in damage is correct?
I would put the figure closer to 8.5B.
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DeTox MinRohim
Madhatters Inc.
M. PIRE
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Posted - 2007.06.07 17:19:00 -
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Edited by: DeTox MinRohim on 07/06/2007 17:21:04
Originally by: Tymaul
Assault Frigate 1
Capsule 1
Elite Battlecruiser 1
Noobie Ship 1
Total Isk Value 7,440,471,176 isk
Erm... nevermind sorry... nothing worthy to say... (You might want to get in touch with the KB author though Your kb is probably using an old CCP dump where a small barrage is at 120m or something.)
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Mih0
Caldari
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.07 17:21:00 -
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Originally by: Tanis Kitieran
Originally by: Asuka Asami
You killed 3 ships in total yet you believe 7 bil in damage is correct?
I would put the figure closer to 8.5B.
Actually with todays prices its 8B sorry to burst your bubble man.
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Quasar Black
Minmatar
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.07 17:56:00 -
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As the pilot in TEN4 with highest number of losses to date I would like to express my disappointment in Submerc's inability to kill me. FIX pilots have killed me numerous times. FIX!! You did worse than FIX. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Bren MacKay
Shadows of the Dead
Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.07 18:02:00 -
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Edited by: Bren MacKay on 07/06/2007 18:02:08
After quickly googling Submerc's killboard (as yours were nowhere to be found) as I can help but wonder how a single t2 bc and t2 frig could cause 8bill in damage. Judging by their killboard I see a cheaply fitted absolution and vengance, t2 guns and tank, not even best namned mods for the rest.
I dont have the slightest clue who either of your corps are but I cant help but lol as this must be a joke  , unless you looted a mod worth 7.5 bill (and judging by those fits I hope to god not, no offence to the submerc guys but those fits dont really look to be the officer fitted type)
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Quasar Black
Minmatar
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.07 18:17:00 -
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Originally by: Bren MacKay
Edited by: Bren MacKay on 07/06/2007 18:02:08
After quickly googling Submerc's killboard (as yours were nowhere to be found)...
Our Killboard
Sorry about that. Its probably too new to have been trolled by Google's spiders yet.
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Karash Amerius
Amarr
O.E.C
Legionnaire Services Ltd.
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Posted - 2007.06.07 18:56:00 -
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This thread ftl :(
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Sacul
Wreckless Abandon
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.06.07 19:24:00 -
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lmao. Imagine what the total isk would be if they would have killed a hauler or a barge.
WTS iteron mk5 890 million & Hulk 7.5 billion, its a bargain!
/me runs of to adjust the kb.
The stone age didn't end because we ran out of stones!
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Janu Hull
Caldari
Order of Z Industries
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Posted - 2007.06.07 20:31:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Bren MacKay
Edited by: Bren MacKay on 07/06/2007 18:02:08
After quickly googling Submerc's killboard (as yours were nowhere to be found) as I can help but wonder how a single t2 bc and t2 frig could cause 8bill in damage. Judging by their killboard I see a cheaply fitted absolution and vengance, t2 guns and tank, not even best namned mods for the rest.
I dont have the slightest clue who either of your corps are but I cant help but lol as this must be a joke , unless you looted a mod worth 7.5 bill (and judging by those fits I hope to god not, no offence to the submerc guys but those fits dont really look to be the officer fitted type)
After reading the other responses, I find it difficult to believe you actually went and googled someone KB to confirm it...
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Karunel
Princeps Corp
YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.06.07 20:38:00 -
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Fail.
____
Originally by: elbenito
The problem with large fleet engagements is that the hamsters stop to watch.
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Bren MacKay
Shadows of the Dead
Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.07 21:22:00 -
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Originally by: Janu Hull
Originally by: Bren MacKay
Edited by: Bren MacKay on 07/06/2007 18:02:08
After quickly googling Submerc's killboard (as yours were nowhere to be found) as I can help but wonder how a single t2 bc and t2 frig could cause 8bill in damage. Judging by their killboard I see a cheaply fitted absolution and vengance, t2 guns and tank, not even best namned mods for the rest.
I dont have the slightest clue who either of your corps are but I cant help but lol as this must be a joke , unless you looted a mod worth 7.5 bill (and judging by those fits I hope to god not, no offence to the submerc guys but those fits dont really look to be the officer fitted type)
After reading the other responses, I find it difficult to believe you actually went and googled someone KB to confirm it...
if you mean what you sound like you do, would you like to tell me where else in the thread they mentioned it was an absolution and a vegance that got killed, yes I did check their killboard as I wanted to see if their was any possible way that a T2 Bc and T2 Frig could cause 8 billion isk in damage, and I came to my conclusion based on the fittings that it was impossible.
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StarCommWraith
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.06.07 21:50:00 -
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Edited by: StarCommWraith on 07/06/2007 21:53:40
Disregard that I suck nuts
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jam6549
SubMerc Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.07 21:51:00 -
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or you could of looked on the forums? List of Killboards
But yeh, I have to admit, we were shameful in that war, my corp is in a bit of a disarray atm so maybe it wasnt the best time to pull that contract.
Also, you wouldnt think I would suicide myself in an absolution with faction fittings. I ain't that stupid + i don't buy faction fittings...(the serpentis fitting on my vengeance was given to me [;)]
so yeh, thats :P
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oodin
Maelstrom Crew
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Posted - 2007.06.07 22:16:00 -
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7 bil....omfg prices in rens are insane
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Casperke
Minmatar
NED Holdings
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Posted - 2007.06.07 23:27:00 -
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/me is going to fly all of his Velators to Jita for sale.
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Night Tripper
Es and Whizz
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Posted - 2007.06.08 01:11:00 -
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boring
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Nero Winger
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.06.08 01:20:00 -
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Originally by: Tymaul
Rens911 Kills against Submerc Inc.:
Assault Frigate 1
Battlecruiser 0
Battleship 0
Bomber 0
Capsule 1
Carrier 0
Covert Ops Frigate 0
Cruiser 0
Destroyer 0
Elite Battlecruiser 1
Elite Cruiser 0
Elite Destroyer 0
Elite Industrial 0
Frigate 0
Heavy Assault Cruiser 0
Industrial 0
Interceptor 0
Mining Barge 0
Noobie Ship 1
Shuttle 0
Support Cruisers 0
Total Isk Value 7,440,471,176 isk
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7,440,471,176 isk <--- SSShmm, hmmmm, hSSSSS?
no critic but i just dont understand this number. 1AF 1 Command and 1 Noobie ships?
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Chasm Illyaki
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2007.06.08 02:56:00 -
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ok, i'm not trying to critique, but i went to Linkage . i looked at the losses for submercinc and that page only said 200mil. i may have read it wrong. but either way, 200mil or 7.5 bil, they didn't kill any of your ships, and that's admirable. and the only way submerc could refute would be to post their killboard. if there is anything to refute. good job rens |
Phoreign
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Posted - 2007.06.08 03:05:00 -
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Originally by: Nero Winger
Originally by: Tymaul
Rens911 Kills against Submerc Inc.:
Assault Frigate 1
Battlecruiser 0
Battleship 0
Bomber 0
Capsule 1
Carrier 0
Covert Ops Frigate 0
Cruiser 0
Destroyer 0
Elite Battlecruiser 1
Elite Cruiser 0
Elite Destroyer 0
Elite Industrial 0
Frigate 0
Heavy Assault Cruiser 0
Industrial 0
Interceptor 0
Mining Barge 0
Noobie Ship 1
Shuttle 0
Support Cruisers 0
Total Isk Value 7,440,471,176 isk
e
7,440,471,176 isk <--- SSShmm, hmmmm, hSSSSS?
no critic but i just dont understand this number. 1AF 1 Command and 1 Noobie ships?
newbee ships r expensive u no
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band0fdevs
Gallente
Band of Dev's
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Posted - 2007.06.08 03:22:00 -
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eve inflation well out of control :)
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Vile rat
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.06.08 05:15:00 -
[32]
This is the greatest thread on the first page.
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Noluck Ned
FATAL REVELATIONS
FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.08 06:46:00 -
[33]
For a change I agree with you.
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Manic Mole
VENOM72
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.08 07:49:00 -
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so how long was this war?
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a proud member of Venom72 & Sylph.
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jnky
Obsidian Inc.
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.08 08:12:00 -
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So did submerc accept a contract against Rens911 originally or was this just Rens911 having a bit of pew pew fun? If so why are you now going to stalk them, what did they do to rattle the hornets nest?...just curious.
I also thought submerc inc. were contracted against Fimblewinter, wheres the results for that one?
This forum moves to fast for me
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VinceNoir
Amarr
Pyrrhus Sicarii
Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.08 08:44:00 -
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Edited by: VinceNoir on 08/06/2007 08:45:25
Are you having a giraffe? Those are some bull**** stats.
Also @OP could you sort out your sig and killboard banner? You're not really coming off as a professional merc outfit tbh.
Originally by: "Shanda Captison"
Vince, you can't even spell ECM m8
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Tanis Kitieran
Amarr
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.08 10:18:00 -
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Edited by: Tanis Kitieran on 08/06/2007 10:17:32
Originally by: VinceNoir
Edited by: VinceNoir on 08/06/2007 08:45:25
Are you having a giraffe? Those are some bull**** stats.
Also @OP could you sort out your sig and killboard banner? You're not really coming off as a professional merc outfit tbh.
What should we "sort out" about our killboard banner and why doesn't it make us look like a professional mercenary corporation?
Also, what does a professional 'mercenary corporation' look like?
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Bu Jinkan
Amarr
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.08 10:21:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Tanis Kitieran
Edited by: Tanis Kitieran on 08/06/2007 10:17:32
Originally by: VinceNoir
Edited by: VinceNoir on 08/06/2007 08:45:25
Are you having a giraffe? Those are some bull**** stats.
Also @OP could you sort out your sig and killboard banner? You're not really coming off as a professional merc outfit tbh.
What should we "sort out" about our killboard banner and why doesn't it make us look like a professional mercenary corporation?
Also, what does a professional 'mercenary corporation' look like?
We need more skulls. I've been telling Won Ton about this for days.
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Aira Phlux
Convergent
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.06.08 10:30:00 -
[39]
Rens 911 are a merc corp?
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Tanis Kitieran
Amarr
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.08 10:33:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Aira Phlux
Rens 911 are a merc corp?
We kill you guys just out of the goodness of our hearts.
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welpdowns
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Posted - 2007.06.08 10:34:00 -
[41]
Edited by: welpdowns on 08/06/2007 10:32:48
wrong char
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Tymaul
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.08 10:34:00 -
[42]
I actually paid for my signature to be designed so I'm quite upset people are claiming it looks unprofessional.
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South
The Funkalistic
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Posted - 2007.06.08 10:49:00 -
[43]
If ever I need a merc corp to do my bidding I'll contact you.
Love you guys.
Love the results
Love the people that just don't know how to read into numbers
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Aira Phlux
Convergent
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.06.08 10:54:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Tanis Kitieran
Originally by: Aira Phlux
Rens 911 are a merc corp?
We kill you guys just out of the goodness of our hearts.
Ah now I understand ... I was trying to figure out who would pay you to war dec dead guys
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Pesadel0
Ordem dos Templarios
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Posted - 2007.06.08 10:59:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Tanis Kitieran
Edited by: Tanis Kitieran on 08/06/2007 10:17:32
Originally by: VinceNoir
Edited by: VinceNoir on 08/06/2007 08:45:25
Are you having a giraffe? Those are some bull**** stats.
Also @OP could you sort out your sig and killboard banner? You're not really coming off as a professional merc outfit tbh.
What should we "sort out" about our killboard banner and why doesn't it make us look like a professional mercenary corporation?
Also, what does a professional 'mercenary corporation' look like?
One that does more damage?
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Takahashi Arran
coracao ardente
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.06.08 11:09:00 -
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Edited by: Takahashi Arran on 08/06/2007 11:11:03
Sorry I don't understand how you can claim to be a pvp corp and only kill 2 ships in a week, statments like this would seem rediculousin my eyes:
Quote:
The main corps, Submerc Inc. and Submerc Inc. have split, scattered and ran from us. When they came, they came with no conviction and were slaughtered.
I am struggling to see how any of your statements can be seen as accurate - how on earth can you have destroyed their industrial backbone without harming a single industrial ship?
These are all serious questions because your statements seem absurd or based on blind assumptions about your enemy. from reading thier posts it seems liek they were just going along in a fairly shambolic disorganised fashion and you did squat to change that
If I had hired you i would not be happy with that kind of performance.
P.S your post reads like a sir molle wannabe- this is not a good thing.
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welpdowns
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Posted - 2007.06.08 11:21:00 -
[47]
Edited by: welpdowns on 08/06/2007 11:19:55
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Vinhod Arkar
United Systems Navy
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Posted - 2007.06.08 11:21:00 -
[48]
How are people not getting this??
Read current topic (as in the one you're reading now)
Read first post of this topic:
Suddenly it all makes sense.
Vin
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Tymaul
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.08 11:22:00 -
[49]
Just to clarify, Submerc Inc was hired on us, not the other way round.
-dbp
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Tanis Kitieran
Amarr
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.08 11:28:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Takahashi Arran
Edited by: Takahashi Arran on 08/06/2007 11:11:03
Sorry I don't understand how you can claim to be a pvp corp and only kill 2 ships in a week, statments like this would seem rediculousin my eyes:
As stated above, SubMerc was hired against us, and you might want to, you know, actually look at our killboard before making statements like that.
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Quasar Black
Minmatar
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.08 11:58:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Vinhod Arkar
How are people not getting this??
Read current topic (as in the one you're reading now)
Read first post of this topic:
Suddenly it all makes sense.
Vin
I was honestly expecting it to take another two pages before someone realized this was a parody thread.
Submerc losses and incompetence are real though.
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jam6549
SubMerc Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.08 12:37:00 -
[52]
Originally by: jnky
So did submerc accept a contract against Rens911 originally or was this just Rens911 having a bit of pew pew fun? If so why are you now going to stalk them, what did they do to rattle the hornets nest?...just curious.
I also thought submerc inc. were contracted against Fimblewinter, wheres the results for that one?
This forum moves to fast for me
yes we were contracted against Rens911 and, due to internal problems, did terribly badly in that contract.
Fimbulwinter was not a contract as they war decced us after we war decced their mining corp
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jam6549
SubMerc Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.08 12:43:00 -
[53]
the estimated damage done to us was : 200,660,500.00 ISK
Ships destroyed by us: None(shameful I know)
Ships destroyed by Rens 911:
1 x Noobship
1 x Pod
1 x Assault Frigate
1 x Command Ship
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Won Ton
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.08 12:48:00 -
[54]
Originally by: jnky
So did submerc accept a contract against Rens911 originally or was this just Rens911 having a bit of pew pew fun? If so why are you now going to stalk them, what did they do to rattle the hornets nest?...just curious.
I also thought submerc inc. were contracted against Fimblewinter, wheres the results for that one?
This forum moves to fast for me
I can understand your confusion due to the fact that the original post in this thread describes this as the results of "our aggressions". The fact is, it was SubMerc Inc. that initiated the war against Rens 911, and stated that they were hired by Firmus Ixion who we have been harassing for going on three weeks now quite successfully. We were (understandably) excited that such a professional and respected mercenary outfit had been hired to come after us, and looked for them everywhere, but alas, we could not locate SubMerc Inc.
I utilized my impressive smack abilities to draw them to us, however, and what you see now is in fact the result of the tremendous beating their infrastructure took at our hands.
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Necronomicon
Caldari
KIA Corp
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.08 13:28:00 -
[55]
"Your fingers are too fat to use this calculator, to obtain a calculating wand, mash your keypad....now"
Carlsberg dont make Eve Pilots, but if they did, i wouldnt be one of them.
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jam6549
SubMerc Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.08 14:41:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Won Ton
Originally by: jnky
So did submerc accept a contract against Rens911 originally or was this just Rens911 having a bit of pew pew fun? If so why are you now going to stalk them, what did they do to rattle the hornets nest?...just curious.
I also thought submerc inc. were contracted against Fimblewinter, wheres the results for that one?
This forum moves to fast for me
I can understand your confusion due to the fact that the original post in this thread describes this as the results of "our aggressions". The fact is, it was SubMerc Inc. that initiated the war against Rens 911, and stated that they were hired by Firmus Ixion who we have been harassing for going on three weeks now quite successfully. We were (understandably) excited that such a professional and respected mercenary outfit had been hired to come after us, and looked for them everywhere, but alas, we could not locate SubMerc Inc.
I utilized my impressive smack abilities to draw them to us, however, and what you see now is in fact the result of the tremendous beating their infrastructure took at our hands.
wong wong wong....you've got it all wong!
- We were not hired by FIX, I can tell you that now, but by someone else you have been harrasing
- Seems as though looking in one system isn't sufficient to find us
- The only person you killed was me(you can't really count the 5bill noob ship can you?) So that really didnt damage our infrastructure
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Tymaul
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.08 15:47:00 -
[57]
Edited by: Tymaul on 08/06/2007 15:45:50
There are no Submerc Inc.s
Goodbye.
-dbp
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Wesley Baird
Ever Flow
FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.08 16:44:00 -
[58]
I will be selling BattleCruisers at the rock bottom prices of 1 Billion each for anyone interested in this most awesome deal!!
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Won Ton
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.08 17:42:00 -
[59]
I think what all of you ignorant people out there are failing to take into account is the emotional damage we inflicted upon them. In America, had we done this to them, they could sue us for far more than a mere 7.4 billion. Please stop trolling our thread, the figure is accurate.
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Aerisa Khan
Hellfire Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2007.06.08 19:04:00 -
[60]
Here is my short list for top merc corps:
1.
2. MC (They aren't number one, because they have recently added quantity not QUALITY tbqh)
3. Rens 911
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Takahashi Arran
coracao ardente
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.06.08 19:24:00 -
[61]
I fail at eve apologies to the op whose parody went totally over my head
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Johnnie Nano
Open Season
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Posted - 2007.06.08 19:41:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Won Ton
I think what all of you ignorant people out there are failing to take into account is the emotional damage we inflicted upon them. In America, had we done this to them, they could sue us for far more than a mere 7.4 billion. Please stop trolling our thread, the figure is accurate.
Your Heavy Ion Blaster II hits [enemy] for 7.4 billion emotional damage
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Xarax
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.06.08 20:23:00 -
[63]
This thread simply oozes truthiness. It all depends on how you round the numbers.
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Nero Winger
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.06.08 20:26:00 -
[64]
Edited by: Nero Winger on 08/06/2007 20:26:32
Originally by: Phoreign
Originally by: Nero Winger
Originally by: Tymaul
Rens911 Kills against Submerc Inc.:
Assault Frigate 1
Battlecruiser 0
Battleship 0
Bomber 0
Capsule 1
Carrier 0
Covert Ops Frigate 0
Cruiser 0
Destroyer 0
Elite Battlecruiser 1
Elite Cruiser 0
Elite Destroyer 0
Elite Industrial 0
Frigate 0
Heavy Assault Cruiser 0
Industrial 0
Interceptor 0
Mining Barge 0
Noobie Ship 1
Shuttle 0
Support Cruisers 0
Total Isk Value 7,440,471,176 isk
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7,440,471,176 isk <--- SSShmm, hmmmm, hSSSSS?
no critic but i just dont understand this number. 1AF 1 Command and 1 Noobie ships?
newbee ships r expensive u no
Thx god you have enough brain and isk to use them 
/me looks at your KB statistics
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Zimi Vlasic
F.R.E.E. Explorer
EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2007.06.08 21:06:00 -
[65]
What size brain does it take to realize this is a mock thread?
Find Roid, Examine, and Excavate Explorer
Proud member of the Customer Service Coalition. |
NATMav
F.R.E.E. Explorer
EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2007.06.08 22:39:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Zimi Vlasic
What size brain does it take to realize this is a mock thread?
Smaller than a pickle but bigger than a gherkin.
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KaiH
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.06.08 23:35:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Zimi Vlasic
What size brain does it take to realize this is a mock thread?
You're new here arent you?
A splendid performance by Rens911, you just cant argue with statistics like that.
You can try, but you will fail.
The rectulum swings, who's next? CLICK CLACK CLICKETY CLACK BEEP BOOP BADOOM
-dbp
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Chasm Illyaki
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2007.06.08 23:43:00 -
[68]
1: the first rule in being a merc is...
DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WHO HIRED YOU! even if you are just war dec-ing because you want to fight. never confirm or deny to your target any contract information. let them come to their own assumptions, then they might war dec the wrong corp and guess what??? you get another contract.
2: the second rule in being a merc is...
DON'T POST ON ANY THREADS PUT UP BY YOUR TARGET!!! even if you kick their posteriors up one side of eve and down the other. it's just not professional. makes you look like 13 year olds.
3: the third and final rule in being a merc is...
KILL AT LEAST ONE SHIP DURING A WAR!!!!!!! a badger, shuttle, something. |
Theodox Gotan
Silver Snake Enterprise
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.06.09 00:15:00 -
[69]
Edited by: Theodox Gotan on 09/06/2007 00:14:57
0/10 this post fails miserably even if it is a joke =/
you wasted 30 seconds of my life... success?
p.s. this is what part of the alphabet would look like if q and r were removed.
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Tanis Kitieran
Amarr
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.06.09 00:41:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Theodox Gotan
Edited by: Theodox Gotan on 09/06/2007 00:14:57
0/10 this post fails miserably even if it is a joke =/
you wasted 30 seconds of my life... success?
You're right, your post did fail miserably. I am glad you recognized that.
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Johnnie Nano
Open Season
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Posted - 2007.06.09 02:41:00 -
[71]
There's something about this whole topic, the "We killed three ships!!" thingy, that makes me think that this thread belongs in the New Player Experience sub-forum. rather than of CAOD.
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FatKao
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.06.09 07:41:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Johnnie Nano
There's something about this whole topic, the "We killed three ships!!" thingy, that makes me think that this thread belongs in the New Player Experience sub-forum. rather than of CAOD.
I think you'd best hang out there until you get what is going on here.
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dastommy79
Artic Blue
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.09 15:50:00 -
[73]
This is the best thread ever!!!! LMAO at all the people who forgot to read page 2 and still post on page 3. Great stats guys, looks like a nice victory
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Scatim Helicon
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.06.09 19:19:00 -
[74]
The 7b figure is accurate, as the capsule was fully faction fitted.
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Scatim Helicon
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.06.09 19:21:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Tymaul
For the moment, we are leaving Heimetar
I guess that means you'll need to change your corp name?
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