MrAngry
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2007.06.10 05:17:00 -
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Edited by: MrAngry on 10/06/2007 05:17:51
so last night me n the crew r scanning W-4U13, we run through every BoB system in town, ran the gatecampers outta town, aint seem em since. had the usuial drunk preppy interceptor pilots, simple web, nos, rage torpedo and they are down then we throw them into a dumpster in the cargo, one night we puyt 8 guys in it at once, squashed em in like tuna in a can.
im working their capital POS, corps are lovin it, seeing me on my webfeed, im a damn celebrity oin this town, im like "chill the **** out" but these guys are shoving n **** trying to get a glipse of my strong self especially since im rockin a fine Moros, really shows off my frame,m
Peoiple r texting each other n **** to log on and witness this, soon musta been 1000 outside the gate ready to tkae screenshots begging to get in, BoB guys start coming in some dreads and the crews like "**** this" and jump in, start nailing BoB uypside the head, i break out the 425s we keep behind the gate, *****ing skulls all over the place. ppl love this ****, im top dog and they cant get enough of me whoopin ***,, im givin them a glimpse of my strong *** face inbetween swings of the blood soaked bat, its like a damn photo shoot.
next thing i know some guy draws a DDD, little T makes a grab and gets hit, good thing the crew wear T3 hardeners, i dont, i aint got time for that, so i go for the guy with a "son, somebody about to get their **** messed up" look on my face i see a flash but dont feel **** since im jacked up with boosters, i tackle this guy and the crew goes to work on his hull while i kick his gun down a drain. crowds gone wild,
crew locks down the system and brings in some armor reps, corps r all over me crying n **** , im like "i aint got time to repair " and sip some $1000 champage with grin opn my face, when the crew's scanners turn up they couldnt believe their eyes, turns out my jacked up hulls stopped that DDD in its tracks, like organic armor or some ****, a normal pilot wouldnt hit the bricks and died, a a DDD aint **** to 24000000 pts of coiled up hull, you dont gotta be a scientist to knopw that.
w2hen i say im fit for this ****i mean it.
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