I'd love some free isk. But, I got the feeling this won't get locked...

This was what I was thinking

You should hit me up in game again spank, im still collecting some fraps for my vid and a little bit of duo might work well, thats if your interested?
Also, any idea how long its gonna be before someone actually calls me a troll? I mean, a born and bred Yorkshireman actually giving something away for free? These guys are mad...

Also, now everyone is going to thing this is an alt to alt conversation ^__^

If I win I want a beer IRL rather than ISK, heh

Can a 3rd newbie yorkshire man join in?

Promise i'll do as im told and not cycle my guns a single time to get in on cheap killmails

Last post before lock?..

Mmmm lard

First post on the forums since I subbed, this felt important enough for me to log on for.

ta gallente 'ighsec space." "an' luminaire a' last," admiral engsten sez. "an' luminaire a' last, ma'am," t' capteeam sez, eur sleight tremor i' 'is voice. "along wi' everythin else. we'll tek thea edges, 'n then there'll be nowt gallock bur t' centa. we'll doa it, admiral." the fleet admiral pur 'a 'an' int' san' agin. "an' ther's neya doubt i' thy min' 'a' we can doa dis?" "of course not. wea'ar caldari. 'n wea'ar int' reet." the admiral smiled. t' san' 'issed as it flowed thru 'a fingers. *** aside fra t' 'iss, t' roa wor entirely silent. t' fi' jovians inside sa' 'n stared intoa t' etha. thee wor surrounded by polycarbonate windows 'a' showed t' starry space ahtside. the 'iss cem fra an open comms line. the jovians waited. *** in fowa different elevators on fowa different stations, twoa diplomats getten i' ont' top floor. 'un, whoa represented an empire faction, tuk art fra 'is pocket eur small datapadan' cracked eur joke abaht wars. tutheur, whoa represented concut, accepted t' datapad, signed it wi' 'is identity key, 'n laughed a' t' joke. the elevator ride wor long 'n t' diplomats spoke swiftly, codin 'n signin t' necessary digital back-and-forth wi' practiced 'ands. by t' tahhm thee getten art, t' fowa empires 'ed petitioned concut ta ratify an emergency capsulea militieur procedure, 'n wor naw officially a' war.

Jesus Christ Spank, just how much spam do we have to put into one thread before it gets locked?

'a' t' asteroid 'a' clowt t' ship 'ed bin reeight rich wi' t' supa rare mineral megacyte - which 'as unique qualities 'a' mek it extremely valuable i' advanced robotics 'n drone manufacturin. avin ta li' 'n fettle i' zeroa gravity year i', year art gev darieux eur distincti' inseight intoa 'i-tech assembly 'n despi' t' limited resources 'n tools a' 'is disposal, wha' 'e creyted durin those long long years 'as nivva sin bin surpassed i' originality or brilliance. a' long last t' ship entered t' ouperieur system, 44 years behin' schedule due teur t' decreased speed caused by t' impact 'n subsequent missile explosions. o'a t' years darieux 'ed invented several techniques for slowin t' ship daahn, just for dis occasion. 'is meeam method wor ta use t' stellar bodies int' system ta 'elp 'im sla daahn. even if t' propulsion system itself wor still art o' orda darieux managed ta gerr um o' t' directional thrusters ta fettle, feedin 'em wi' t' last drops o' fuel. naw 'e began ta zigzag atwixt t' systemGÇÖs planets, usin t' gravity ta 'is advantage ta gi'o'a t' ship 'n even gonneur sa far as ta enta t' atmospheear a' 'un point (protectin t' ship wi' eur 'andcrafted shield). thru these unorthodox methods darieux managed ta gi'o'a t' ship fra shootin art intoa deep space agin. by dis tahhm darieux wor an owd bloke, 'is gaunt body i' eur bad state due ta tooa much tahhm i' zeroa gravity. yet 'is spirit wor still strong 'n 'e wor unwillin ta gee oop naw 'a' 'eGÇÖd managed ta reach 'is destination. satisfyin though it wor ta be int' ouperieur system 'is situation wor still dire as t' prospects for enny kin' o' rescue wor absolutely none a' orl. 'is fate lay entirely i' 'is own 'ands 'n t' onny option wor ta try ta construct t' stargate orl by 'imself. all t' equipment needed ta construct t' stargate wor long sin destroyed or altered beyon' recognition. darieux wor forced ta start fra scratch devisin 'n buildin innovati' drones 'n robot factories. 'e centered 'is activity aroun' eur large asteroid 'a' wor conveniently close teur t' resonance point atwixt t' whi' meeam star 'n its tiny brown companion. theear, on 'a' asteroid, darieux constructed eur small assembly factory an' orl as 'is 'ooam 'n for fi' years 'e labored along wi' 'is robot friends ta complete, single-handedly, eur stargate. eur fea' 'a' 'appen eur 'andful int' whole universe could pull off, darieux performed a' t' age o' 80 GÇô white-haired, wrinkled fyass, shaky 'ands 'n orl. imagine t' surprise o' t' stargate controllers int' villooar system when eur patched up construction ship limped thru thea stargate - t' triumphant remains o' eur mission long sin considered dead 'n lost. darieux reveled int' medieur limeleight for eur while afowa launchin 'is own compenny, creodron, centered ont' blueprints creyted i' an incredible voyage lastin almost 'alf eur century. 'e died eur few years lata, 'is frail body 'n failin internal organs tooa badly damaged for clonin. bur 'is legacy remains strong ta dis day - creodron is t' biggest drone manufacturin compenny int' universe o' new eden 'n t' innovations o' its founda still dri' t' drone industry. renamin t' ouperieur system t' owd bloke star is t' least an appreciati' world can doa.

OP is at fault... we could only be posting in a thread to recieve a mere 3 iskies...

OP how much iskie we talking here?