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OlRotGut
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Posted - 2012.01.04 17:51:00 -
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Id be the guy that works on the GUI of Eve and make it more useful.
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Hung TuLo
Heavy Asset Relocation Inc
30
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Posted - 2012.01.04 17:51:00 -
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Can I be the Hampster?
I get to go on diets and get fed as well. Someone is always looking out for me. When I don't get fed people complain. They will love me. :) "In space all warriors are cold warriors" ----á General Chang-á Star Trek VI |
Sy'Taya
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2012.01.04 18:03:00 -
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... I'd like to create just another new font :-) |
Mai Khumm
Apple Construction Inc Northern Associates.
148
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Posted - 2012.01.04 18:20:00 -
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CCP Atlas wrote:Jask Avan wrote:Chribba wrote:The guy/girl that respawns the roids... You wanna be the server? We have an intern for that.. True story.
That poor bastard... James Hetfield, can you please hit the bottle again and make good music? |
SmegB
Onyx Brotherhood STR8NGE BREW
18
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Posted - 2012.01.04 18:50:00 -
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If i was a CCP Dev i would not know how to fix anything |
Sirinda
Offworld Miners and Fabricators Guild
24
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Posted - 2012.01.04 18:51:00 -
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Basement Ben. Don't want to change things too much. |
Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1406
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Posted - 2012.01.04 18:52:00 -
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I would be CCP Sreegs...that guy is sex personified. The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1497
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Posted - 2012.01.04 18:55:00 -
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i'd be the guy that pulls the plug on the servers, screw this |
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
2695
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Posted - 2012.01.04 19:02:00 -
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Only a day? hmm I guess Ill be the guy sitting by the post-it board thinking of things that could be worked on. With a laptop with eve running on it.
Then Ill arrange the postits into 4 sections like a graph ranging from least effort most impact to most effort least impact.
Chances are I'd be repeating what needs to be done already though.
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Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
291
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Posted - 2012.01.04 19:03:00 -
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Marlona Sky wrote:CCP InconceivableHis blogs are amazing and he's not afraid of any challenge, including death!
I would rather be CCP Inigo Montoya ... Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco |
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fido gotran over
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
16
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Posted - 2012.01.04 19:11:00 -
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I would be the dev over the art department and have them design a guristas carrier in the shape of a giant skull bunny with fighters launched from the mouth and evil, glowing eyes MUHAHAHA.
i would aslo have them redo the gila -- I HATE THAT HULL -- maybe even an entire new set of ships for ALL pirate ships instead of just reskins. |
BLACK-STAR
395
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Posted - 2012.01.04 19:12:00 -
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If I were a ccp dev for one day I would fix these forums.
In 1 day. And have everyone enjoy their signatures again. [img]http://www.imgbox.de/users/S7AR/star.png[/img] |
Defecanda
LulzWaffe
36
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Posted - 2012.01.04 19:55:00 -
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I would do the bare minimum of coding required for my projects, spend all day on the forums trying to be funny to my customer base, participate in fleet battles, and give T2 BPO's to all my buddies. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
1064
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Posted - 2012.01.04 21:40:00 -
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Tough decision but with that ability I would have to decline. It might not positively affect the game when a game developer wakes up the next morning with a roll of fiberglass insulation in the bed and a lot of explaining to do with friends and family.
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Marduk Nibiru
Physical Chaos Skunk Works.
43
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Posted - 2012.01.04 21:50:00 -
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Cyprus Black wrote:If I were a CCP Dev, I would cry over the terrible decisions created by upper management and the sad fact that there's nothing I can do to stop it.
That's what EVERY software developer does. |
Bane Loppknow
Aliastra Gallente Federation
29
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Posted - 2012.01.04 23:33:00 -
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I'd be Topknot. Because I myself keep my hair in a ponytail, and wonder what life would be like with a topknot instead. Also his beard is more magnificent than mine. |
Xuko Nuki
Submerged Living
2
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Posted - 2012.01.05 00:00:00 -
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So I could eat shark poop and fall into a volcano? No thanks. |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia
763
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Posted - 2012.01.05 00:49:00 -
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I was going to say the guy who has to unplug the cluster that one last time but they fired him thinking it would make the game go on forever
so I guess my choice would be the guy that has the most dirt on the boss The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
226
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Posted - 2012.01.05 00:59:00 -
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I'm pretty sure I don't have any skills that are particularly relevant to developing video games.
Although going from The Empyrean Age it looks you don't even need a coherent train of thought to be a writier for CCP, so that's an easy in |
Grey Stormshadow
draketrain
760
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Posted - 2012.01.05 01:08:00 -
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The guy responsible about fixing the forums and I would jump off from a cliff as a public favour.
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Ribaldry
40
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Posted - 2012.01.05 02:09:00 -
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I'd like to be CCP Guard... always wanted to be taller :( Be a leader and make EVE what you want it to be. -á-- CCP Navigator https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=495762#post495762 |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
292
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Posted - 2012.01.05 02:37:00 -
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I'd be Tuxford. With the push of a button I can make all the hamsters suicide... causing rivers of tears and angst among the playerbase... and all shall love me and despair!!! "Just because I seem like an idiot, doesn't mean I am one." ~Unknown |
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