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Catlos JeminJees
E.M.P. Industries
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2012.01.04 01:49:00 -
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since the forum is full of boring whines again 
Question.
If you could be a CCP dev for a day who whould you be?
I would choose Soundwave and not because he is head turd of the Bowl but because of the sexy neck beard he always has.
Who would you be? |
Jask Avan
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
62
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Posted - 2012.01.04 01:57:00 -
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Rubiks cube guy from that one video blog. Cuz rubiks cubes are awesome. |
Herping yourDerp
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
364
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Posted - 2012.01.04 02:16:00 -
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I dare not speak his name, for I am not worthy. |
Vyl Vit
Cambio Enterprises
179
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Posted - 2012.01.04 02:36:00 -
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I'd be the one with the highest take-home pay.
To her it doesn't matter much.-á It's chasms have been leapt, and she leans upon the skepticism of her chosen fate. |
Teleni Pavle
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
20
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Posted - 2012.01.04 02:44:00 -
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Who'd tomb turn into? |
Mai Khumm
Apple Construction Inc
Northern Associates.
147
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Posted - 2012.01.04 05:43:00 -
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It really dosen't matter what Dev I'd want to be. I'd like to have the ability just to **** with people. Kinda like Crowley from Good Omens, (bonus points for those of you who read good books and know who that is) but on a EVE scale...
James Hetfield, can you please hit the bottle again and make good music? |
Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1236
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Posted - 2012.01.04 06:07:00 -
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If i could be an dev, i would be one.
Unfortunately i know my place. |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
200
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Posted - 2012.01.04 06:08:00 -
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I would be the FW dev and not do anything to help them just for the delicious tears.
Threads like this generally result in anything positive.
Locked. |
Valei Khurelem
House Khurelem
107
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Posted - 2012.01.04 07:03:00 -
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. Hit on the female devs in the company
. Fix the stupid public labs that don't work anymore due to people selfishly queue spamming them
. Draw up a bunch of new ship designs that have the same statistics as the others but all look different so we can get a bit of variety in EVE going, I'd even do new industrials |
Kehro Urgus
Ab Obice Saevior
103
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Posted - 2012.01.04 07:05:00 -
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CCP Navigator, because he cleans out useless threads.  |
St Mio
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
284
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Posted - 2012.01.04 07:08:00 -
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CCP Guard, yo yo yo, word. |
Shizuken
Venerated Stars
56
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Posted - 2012.01.04 07:26:00 -
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CCP Punkturis - So I could leave a ton of "post-its" notes on her desk about what UI tweaks I would like to have.
And so I could fix the link in her EVE Gate profile to properly link the URL to her DEV Blogs:
It needs a ":" Right Here -----------v
-------------------------------------->http//www.eveonline.com/devblog.asp?a=author&p=CCP%20Punkturis<-----------
That way everyone would be able to see what a nice job she has done in the past few updates.
Ohh, and the pink "s" at the end should be included in the hyperlink. |
Marlona Sky
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
328
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Posted - 2012.01.04 07:27:00 -
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CCP Inconceivable
His blogs are amazing and he's not afraid of any challenge, including death!
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Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1238
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Posted - 2012.01.04 07:27:00 -
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fail on my part |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
1937
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Posted - 2012.01.04 07:27:00 -
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The guy/girl that respawns the roids... 
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Zircon Dasher
Zirconia Trade Group
51
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Posted - 2012.01.04 07:39:00 -
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Any dev that did not actually have to post.
If I had to deal with the primates that pass for EVE's population on a professional level.... I would quit |
oldbutfeelingyoung
VIRTUAL EMPIRE VANGUARD
Vanguard Ascendants
276
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Posted - 2012.01.04 08:33:00 -
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Zircon Dasher wrote:Any dev that did not actually have to post.
If I had to deal with the primates that pass for EVE's population on a professional level.... I would quit
CCP don,t respond when asked to,so don,t worry
We Rabble Because We Care,BC CCP doesn,t seem to care much |
Ciar Meara
Virtus Vindice
461
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Posted - 2012.01.04 08:38:00 -
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The one who sits on the right hand side of John Turbefield off course. It would be to prideful to aspire to more.
And our Lord Turbefield smothes with furious anger all who he deems prideful.
or you know, left side of punkturis...
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[img]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/janus/ceosig.jpg[/img]
[yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow] |
Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
Tactical Invader Syndicate
620
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Posted - 2012.01.04 08:39:00 -
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Guess i'll be that tall, scaly, radioactive guy that comes out of the seas and keeps stomping tokyo....wait, is he even a ccp dev?
-.- |
Jask Avan
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
73
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Posted - 2012.01.04 16:57:00 -
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Chribba wrote:The guy/girl that respawns the roids...
You wanna be the server?  |
Marduk Nibiru
Physical Chaos
Skunk Works.
43
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Posted - 2012.01.04 17:02:00 -
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I'd be the one with the gun in my mouth.
F'n hate Python.
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TuonelanOrja
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
166
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Posted - 2012.01.04 17:04:00 -
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I know she is not around anymore but I would like to be that hot blonde. Actually any female dev would be nice, just for science you know...
Not a veteran, just bitter.. |
Hirana Yoshida
Behavioral Affront
235
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Posted - 2012.01.04 17:05:00 -
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Being a Dev is pointless as anything you plan/do can be undone with a pen-stroke from above!
Now if I could be the bartender at the local haunt .. that is POWER! |
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CCP Atlas
C C P
C C P Alliance
167
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Posted - 2012.01.04 17:07:00 -
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Jask Avan wrote:Chribba wrote:The guy/girl that respawns the roids... You wanna be the server?
We have an intern for that.. True story. |
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Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
1669
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Posted - 2012.01.04 17:07:00 -
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I'd pick a female dev and do this. No I'm not proud of myself. |
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CCP Punkturis
C C P
C C P Alliance
944
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Posted - 2012.01.04 17:08:00 -
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Shizuken wrote:CCP Punkturis - So I could leave a ton of "post-its" notes on her desk about what UI tweaks I would like to have.
And so I could fix the link in her EVE Gate profile to properly link the URL to her DEV Blogs:
It needs a ":" Right Here -----------v
-------------------------------------->http//www.eveonline.com/devblog.asp?a=author&p=CCP%20Punkturis<-----------
That way everyone would be able to see what a nice job she has done in the past few updates.
Ohh, and the pink "s" at the end should be included in the hyperlink.
Thanks! I fixed it
CCP Punkturis | EVE UI Developer |
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CCP Xhagen
C C P
151
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Posted - 2012.01.04 17:21:00 -
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Ciar Meara wrote:The one who sits on the right hand side of John Turbefield off course. It would be to prideful to aspire to more.
And our Lord Turbefield smothes with furious anger all who he deems prideful.
or you know, left side of punkturis...
Interestingly enough, I sit at John's right hand side. Literally.
CCP Xhagen | CSM Project Manager |
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Cyprus Black
Tears of Redemption
NEM3SIS.
115
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Posted - 2012.01.04 17:26:00 -
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If I were a CCP Dev, I would cry over the terrible decisions created by upper management and the sad fact that there's nothing I can do to stop it.
Like my post?
Made you laugh or think?
Maybe even offended or nausiated you?
Then give a Like.
They're free and oh so easy to give. |
Meissa Anunthiel
Redshift Industrial
Rooks and Kings
256
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Posted - 2012.01.04 17:28:00 -
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that's a tough decision to make.
CCP Prism X for the ability to angry at everything all day and get away with it.
CCP Explorer for the ability to say "no" and not even be questioned about it because everyone knows it's justified.
CCP Veritas, to revel in awesomeness.
But at the end of the day, when all is considered, I'd be CCP Heimdall, because I'd have a large arsenal of weapons, a santa suit, an awesome beard, the ability to both act like a buffoon and be dead serious at the same time.
Member of CSM 2, 3, 4 and 5. Vice-Chairman of CSM 6 |
Sadayiel
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
50
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Posted - 2012.01.04 17:38:00 -
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I'll choose some random not well know Dev, then proceed most of my free time to run across the office against CCP Guard everytime he records some video shouting.
-SUICIDE GAAAANK!!
-BUMP or POINT!!! (after knock guard down)
Then proceed to take something from him and runaway!!! |
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