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met worst
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
24
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Posted - 2012.01.07 01:10:00 -
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I was checking out some **** sites and my wife walked in and I couldn't find the "X" to close the damn window fast enough and got sprung.....
I jumped through a gate in some nullsec system, bringing much needed ammo in preparation for a big op. My Prowler was met by a hostile gang of 6 Drams - camping, perhaps waiting for me based on intel from 2 neuts I passed on 2 gates earlier. Of course, Prowler was fitted for fast travel in hostile environs. Pffftttt. No problems here.
Quick check, no bubble - gogogogogogo!!!
As I aligned to my tactical I hit F1 to cloak up. As I hit F2 for MWD, my FAT FINGERS hit F1 again and with the associated lag I had decloaked at the same time as I lit up like a Christmas tree.
blap, blap, blap, deaded.
..oo00oo..
Tell us your FAT FINGERED FUCKUP in 100 words or less for your chance to win a cookie. |
1-Up Mushroom
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
1827
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Posted - 2012.01.07 01:16:00 -
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Assign Cloak to F1 and MWD to F9
5 Senses In A Person... 4 Seasons In A Year... 3 Colors In A Stoplight... 2 Poles On The Earth... ONLY 1-UP MUSHROOM!!!-á If You Like My Sig, Like Me!-áRemember EVE is EVErything! |
met worst
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
24
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Posted - 2012.01.07 01:18:00 -
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1-Up Mushroom wrote:Assign Cloak to F1 and MWD to F9
I got fat fingers not rubber fingers  |
Doc Fury
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
148
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Posted - 2012.01.07 01:20:00 -
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placing a sell order for 250bil instead of 250mil
ouch.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' |
Radelix Cisko
The Adjustment Team
19
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Posted - 2012.01.07 01:36:00 -
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Target on on gate, ctrl click, lock gate, f1
Concord |
Abdiel Kavash
Paladin Order
Fidelas Constans
286
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Posted - 2012.01.07 01:37:00 -
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Fit a cyno for a fleet to bridge reinforcements.. Ran fingers across the F keys in fight to shoot.
Ever since then, cyno goes on ctrl+F8.  |
Jason McCoy
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
9
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Posted - 2012.01.07 01:38:00 -
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shot an out of corp fleet member in a .5 system. I was a scrub and said, "watch this"
last famous words LOLOLOL pop went the stabber |
1-Up Mushroom
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
1828
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Posted - 2012.01.07 02:18:00 -
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met worst wrote:1-Up Mushroom wrote:Assign Cloak to F1 and MWD to F9 I got fat fingers not rubber fingers
You have two hands
5 Senses In A Person... 4 Seasons In A Year... 3 Colors In A Stoplight... 2 Poles On The Earth... ONLY 1-UP MUSHROOM!!!-á If You Like My Sig, Like Me!-áRemember EVE is EVErything! |
Valei Khurelem
114
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Posted - 2012.01.07 02:22:00 -
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Exercise more |
Flying ZombieJesus
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.01.07 02:30:00 -
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My son pulled out my power cord after i jumped into a wh from my static highsec entrance with my orca.
There was a single devoter on the other side. I was 3k from the exit to high sec when he pulled it out.
Also I got podded and lost +5's |
Alpheias
Euphoria Released
0ccupational Hazzard
410
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Posted - 2012.01.07 02:55:00 -
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Flying ZombieJesus wrote:My son pulled out my power cord after i jumped into a wh from my static highsec entrance with my orca.
There was a single devoter on the other side. I was 3k from the exit to high sec when he pulled it out.
Also I got podded and lost +5's
And your son whereabouts remains a mystery?
I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies
I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more |
Roosterton
Shattered Star Exiles
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
233
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Posted - 2012.01.07 03:07:00 -
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Doc Fury wrote:placing a sell order for 250bil instead of 250mil
ouch.
Better than placing a buy order for 250bil instead of 250mil. |
Rellik B00n
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
119
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Posted - 2012.01.07 03:07:00 -
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i tried to knife someone with my defibulator
my war dec solution |
Doc Fury
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
148
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Posted - 2012.01.07 03:29:00 -
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Roosterton wrote:Doc Fury wrote:placing a sell order for 250bil instead of 250mil
ouch.
Better than placing a buy order for 250bil instead of 250mil.
True dat!
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' |
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