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Battou
Caldari
Slacker Industries
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:12:00 -
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Do you have a funny or inspiring corp title? If so post it here, and lets see who has the best.
Ill start the game off.
Battou-The Wannabe Batman of Rubyor
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Guvnor RBM
Welsh Commanders
3asy Company
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:13:00 -
[2]
Title: A good example of what happens when you give power tools and a giro to a monkey...
Thats mine
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar
Heimatar Services Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:13:00 -
[3]
I don't personally but I've given some recently
...
Like
New Guy, mess with him and you will suffer carebear wrath.
Real turtles tank armor.
Real men fly Pink.
Nerfageddon!
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Marine HK4861
Caldari
Seoltachd
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:14:00 -
[4]
I Eat Cats.
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chrisreeves
Gallente
Asgard Protectorate
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:17:00 -
[5]
dr jekyll and mr jackass
kindly donated by a former alliance mate : )
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 Originally by: kieron
The Ibis was never intended to be a solo OMGWTF mission-farming PWNmobile.
"It was empty!!" |
Banana Torres
The Green Banana Corporation
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:23:00 -
[6]
Useless Smelly Fart
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Arcturius
Zandahr Corp
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:25:00 -
[7]
Hoosier Booty Daddy
Makes sense since I live in Indiana and my wife thinks I'm a stud.  
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Asimov Andies
Gallente
Red Blade Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:26:00 -
[8]
I assigned my director "Basshat"
-=#=-
Angry beer bottles make Kaemonn a sad panda
NO It's Been Touched |
AstroPhobic
Minmatar
STK Scientific
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:28:00 -
[9]
"Definition of Ghey"
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Ka5pian
Gallente
Cylon Corp
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:29:00 -
[10]
Im da boss :D
Head monkey (NO not the monkey that gives the head either.)
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pwnedgato
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:30:00 -
[11]
Biomass reprocessing lvl5
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Stop whining about BoB! Leave 0.0 and find the real fun in low sec! |
Deschenus Maximus
Amarr
Digital Fury Corporation
Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:34:00 -
[12]
My old title was "so when do I get a fancy title?", as that was one of the first questions I asked when I joined D-F-C.
My new one is "Admiral ** (fondler of small rodents)"
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Sinder Ohm
Infinite Improbability Inc
Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:38:00 -
[13]
I bubbled my own gang
(Ive gotten better though now 
Originally by: Rawne Karrde
PVP in EvE is consentual, you agree to it when you login. If you don't like it you're in the wrong game.
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Christari Zuborov
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:38:00 -
[14]
Sings to Boobies
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:41:00 -
[15]
My old corp labeled me Paparazzo for a while because I did so much screenshotting.
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You keep using that word . . . I do not think it means what you think it means |
sableye
principle of motion
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:43:00 -
[16]
chief brewery officer
Join The Fight With Promo Today |
Leilani Solaris
Gallente
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:44:00 -
[17]
My title : Dazed and Confused
Outbreak Killboard |
Jimer Lins
Gallente
Sanctuary
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:47:00 -
[18]
I have 2:
Exploration Pilot First Class (boring, has to do with the link in my sig)
And "Evil". I'm not sure how I got that one. 
SEARCh- we find sites for you! |
Arvald
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:50:00 -
[19]
TITLE: *cloaking sound*boom*add bounty*
Being attacked by arvald
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Thor Xian
EarthForce
E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:51:00 -
[20]
I've had, Dances with Slaves once...was rather amusing. *cough*
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~Fleet Admiral Thor Xian, Strategic Commander
Meet the Overlord |
Coupo
Pilots Of Honour
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:52:00 -
[21]
ive been "The Veldspar Cowboy" ever since i sung about it when i was like 3 weeks old. Got my own flash animation riding roids an all!
I Shoot first, ask questions about your veldspar mining technique later |
Cammulos
Shadow Of The Light
R i s e
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Posted - 2007.07.02 21:58:00 -
[22]
It used to be "Warmonger" having been set after smacking in local started more than a couple alliance wars... And yes, people did thank me
I think my current one is generic, but I did just recently join my current corp in R I S E. They look down on smack  so I'm having to find a way to bottle it all up inside.  My psychiatrist tells me this isn't a good thing, but oh well... 
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Naervic
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Posted - 2007.07.02 22:10:00 -
[23]
On my ex-main: Drone Humper
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Major Stormer
Caldari
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.02 22:15:00 -
[24]
"Insert advert here"
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Its just a game. Get over yourselfs.
www.eve-tribune.com
Dont get too excited now.
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sableye
principle of motion
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.07.02 22:15:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Naervic
On my ex-main: Drone Humper
Ionce give a member of my corp that was it you?
Join The Fight With Promo Today |
Martin Mckenna
D00M.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.07.02 22:19:00 -
[26]
"LOL I cant use these drones. Lader Member - D00Ms. Little manlove slave."
All jokes within the corp :)
Its about to begin.... |
Kirex
Gallente
Vale Heavy Industries
Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2007.07.02 22:20:00 -
[27]
My old one "How to fly a cap ship: 1) Buy Cap ship 2)Move across galaxy 3)Forget fuel" because when I first bought my carrier, I always forgot enough fuel to move it, and I got stranded a few times in random low sec systems when trying to move it. :/
Current one "My pod is susceptible to sentry drones" because I got podded by a carrier with sentry drones recently. :/
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Vyktor Abyss
The Abyss Corporation
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Posted - 2007.07.02 22:27:00 -
[28]
I did a lot of missions for the Gallente president corp so my director called me:
The President's Right-Hand-Shandy Man
- Ideas are my business...maybe thats why I'm always skint!
Please read my ideas |
dragonssbane
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.07.02 22:34:00 -
[29]
I gave my buddy the title "Grebil Snuffer....the killer of the inocent."
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Barry Cuda
F.R.E.E. Explorer
EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2007.07.02 22:37:00 -
[30]
I make little sticks of heaven while my corpmates f@#% drunk ****s.
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Aldir Rundal
Gallente
The Order of Chivalry
Nex Eternus
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Posted - 2007.07.02 23:33:00 -
[31]
Edited by: Aldir Rundal on 02/07/2007 23:32:44
Mine: Teh GovernatorÖ
EDIT: Aparently I should also have the title 'Director of Psycological Warfare'
I really really don't know about that one...
Or Do I?
Recruiting |
Mad Amos
WMFRR Corp
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Posted - 2007.07.02 23:40:00 -
[32]
"Beer and Pizza Runs"
Hmmm. Now that I look at it, it's kinda gross. Time to talk to my CEO.
"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." -Carl Gustav Jung |
Stanis
Gallente
4S Corporation
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.07.02 23:54:00 -
[33]
power to the emos
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aUTOKILL
Gallente
Slacker Industries
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.07.02 23:56:00 -
[34]
In this corp it started out as "Pod Boy of Rubyor". When i first joined i had **** luck witch lead to me being the only one to die in gangs
it was reciently turned into "Passive Tanker of Rubyor" after i made a comment of how *** passive drakes were.
In my old corp it was "Like a Dawg, he sniffs EVERYTHING". was a lil inside joke. heh
~~~~~~
Originally by: Demitri Klashnikov
"Wanna come back to my place for some pew pew?"
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Khe'Tradis
Amarr
Slacker Industries
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.07.03 00:00:00 -
[35]
'Butt Plug Of Rubyor'
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Anaka Totoch
Dark Knights of Deneb
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.07.03 00:06:00 -
[36]
I have two titles
"Pumped up greek legend" Dunno how i got that one but i am greek irl so i guess it had to be said
and the other "toi boy" after i got on eve the one day after a night out and proceeded to tell the whole corp on vent about said night.Needless to say statix decided to give me that title after he heard the story.
I always used to abuse my powers as "title handerer outer" if people complained they didnt have one i would make theirs "anaka's *****". serves them right for complaining.
Titles add that extra personal touch
Anaka
"'Til death, for pride and honour!" |
Druadan
Gallente
Aristotle Enterprises
Black Lotus Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.03 00:27:00 -
[37]
I love giving humorous titles to my pilots :)
A certain Jewish corpmate is entitled ''The Hebrew Hammer'', and the caveat for him being allowed to keep this title is that he must greet us with the phrase ''SHABBOT SHALOM, MOHETRKUCFER'' naturally the last word is spelled right when he greets us. (notice how you didn't need to figure out what the last word was? it's a psych thing... best profanity filter ever).
I gave my Vancouverite hockey-fan CEO the title ''No. 1 Ducks fan'', and he still hasn't noticed.
And me? Well, I'm the Triforce of Power, ruling alongside my triumvirate equals the Triforce of Wisdom and the Triforce of Courage.
"A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire |
techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2007.07.03 00:44:00 -
[38]
Well, was out can flipping and someone asked for if anyone wanted to make a million for saying "OHH, I'll LICK YOU!!!" in local. So of course I did it... and well, was instantly quoted into their BIO where the quote was followed by this:
2007.05.20 19:08:09 Combat techzer0's tongue barely scratches you, causing 3.5 damage.
And that's how I became "The Licker" 
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Hi. I'm not an alt :) |
Liang Nuren
The Refugees
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Posted - 2007.07.03 00:52:00 -
[39]
Edited by: Liang Nuren on 03/07/2007 00:50:52
Director of Smack and Admiral of the A** Pirate Fleet
Liang
Originally by: "QproQ"
When people say "Put 'stabs on your 'cane", they mean GYROSTABS"
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Ponderous Thunderstroke
Republic War Machine Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.03 00:57:00 -
[40]
"The Chairman of the Board"
Not only am I the CEO, but I've been known to light up Ventrilo with my best Sinatra tunes.
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Nadarius Chrome
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Valainaloce
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Posted - 2007.07.03 01:41:00 -
[41]
I ripped on a director a few times and got "MuthaTrucka's two dollar hoe". Kept it up and went to "MuthaTrucka's fiddy cent hoe".
Eventually I got promoted to "High-priced escort to the stars", which I'm still at today.
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Ravelin Eb
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.03 01:51:00 -
[42]
For some reason i am "The Blackest Minmatar in the West" and i honestly dont know why.
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gfldex
Evolution
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.07.03 02:10:00 -
[43]
In my former corp there was once a char with the name "Bumbe". I gave him the title "A person with a bone in his nose.", because he reminds me of that guy from Fallout 2 that happened to carry a part of his grandfather with him.
--
There are countless games in the world. There are at least as many ppl that dont like one or more rules of said games. That never stopped smart game designers from creating good games.
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Capt Rob
Minmatar
Black Omega Security
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.07.03 02:45:00 -
[44]
Edited by: Capt Rob on 03/07/2007 02:50:54
cant get to my ingame thing right now, but i do recall having quite the title
EDit: Title = rob is like bad sex, spends hours moaning but just sits there like a bump on a log
thx for the dude who posted it here
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Beef Hardslab
The 5 Amigo's LLC.
NxT LeveL
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Posted - 2007.07.03 02:47:00 -
[45]
"Durka Durka, Biatch!"
used to be "Dread Pwnzor", because of the way commander spawns would just jump in front of me and offer their goods
Why there should be a breathalyzer to login to Eve:
Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii
Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
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Ernest Graefenberg
Minmatar
Cutting Edge Incorporated
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.03 02:51:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Capt Rob
cant get to my ingame thing right now, but i do recall having quite the title
Title: rob is like bad sex, spends hours moaning but just sits there like a bump on a log
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Harpezza
Minmatar
Anguish for Antic
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Posted - 2007.07.03 03:00:00 -
[47]
Mine is 'The Ping Of Death' and the reason for it is explained by my post in This thread. |
Naervic
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Posted - 2007.07.03 03:04:00 -
[48]
Originally by: sableye
Originally by: Naervic
On my ex-main: Drone Humper
Ionce give a member of my corp that was it you?
I don't believe so it was a corporation called Crimson Wing Squadron.
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Rhaegor Stormborn
Sturmgrenadier Inc
R i s e
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Posted - 2007.07.03 03:09:00 -
[49]
Chief Petty Officer
RISE Recruitment Thread
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UPA Terf
DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2007.07.03 03:09:00 -
[50]
dumb ass of the week...
cant really remember why...
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~~*Scorn*~~ |
Jonny Warhawk
Gallente
Blood Moon Masques
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Posted - 2007.07.03 03:36:00 -
[51]
I have none. :(
- - - - -
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Vina
Caldari
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.07.03 05:02:00 -
[52]
Here's mine
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my opinion is my own. |
Rilder
Caldari
THC LTD
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Posted - 2007.07.03 05:28:00 -
[53]
"Tanks sentry guns and frigates."
Its true unfortunatly... 
Visit my blog =)http://rilderslog.blogspot.com/ |
Adrian Kerensky
Caldari
STK Scientific
M. PIRE
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Posted - 2007.07.03 05:29:00 -
[54]
Mine is:
Title: Pip Pip...Cherio!
Because I'm English.
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Splitter Macdung
Vale Heavy Industries
Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2007.07.03 05:50:00 -
[55]
"The Finnish Menace"
Its an old, old forum meme from where VHI sprung forth from.
Also: Tulta Munille! 
__________________________________
Vale Heavy Industries
We'll haul Your Stuff For Free!
MOLOTOV COALITION
...And Probably Just Set It On Fire. |
MassonA
Caldari
coracao ardente
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.07.03 06:00:00 -
[56]
ive only ever had 3 titles
massonooba
ginger
rotten thief 
no mods please |
Karanth
Gallente
Cirrius Technologies
O X I D E
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Posted - 2007.07.03 06:22:00 -
[57]
Town Drunk, Pimp and Defacto Pope.
The best titles are given by others :)
Free beer for those who mod my sig!
There is only one sig hijack that matters, the orginal and only member of the hijack squad. me. -Eris. ps Black russians are better then beer.
I'll see your beer, and raise you a goat kebab -Tirg
I'll take that pint and raise you two -Timmeh
I bet 2 goats, 1 pint and a bag of slugs -Lordharold
I grab it all, cook it/eat and drink it all and say thank you. -Pirlouit
I'll call your bluff, and go all in on 3 locks of Hutch's hair. -Incognus
I'll see that bet, depending on where the hair came from. -Rauth
*pushes the other mods out of the way* Mmmm, bree - Karass
Bree & goat kebabs!!! I'm in!! - Yips
IT WAS ME, MUHAHAHA. -Hango
How did I miss free BREE!!? -Kaemonn
always fashionably late - Deckard |
Gerome Doutrande
Rue Morgue
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Posted - 2007.07.03 06:27:00 -
[58]
I used to have "cheese eating surrender monkey"
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Shalia Ripper
Caldari
High4Life
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.03 07:17:00 -
[59]
Buttered Studmuffin.
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IDesert FoxI
Unknown-Heroes
KA0S Theory
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Posted - 2007.07.03 07:33:00 -
[60]
Director of confectionary science
_________________________________________
EVE Tribune |
Gealbhan
Caldari
The SAS
The Kano Organisation
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Posted - 2007.07.03 07:56:00 -
[61]
"Batteries not included."
"Concentrate all your fire on one target, when it is destroyed, move on to the next. That is how you secure victory". - Tactica Imperium. |
Riho
Gallente
Magnificent Beavers
Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2007.07.03 08:09:00 -
[62]
Elbonian Bear
:D
ppl who rad dilbets comic kno who elbonians are :D
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Sig killed by MODs.... reworking it
Great being Gallente... aint it ?
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YARRRR, sig hijack! -HornFrog
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WiZZyWiGG
Black Nova Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.07.03 08:16:00 -
[63]
I still dont have one
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Dapanman1
Amarr
Beets and Gravy Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.07.03 09:09:00 -
[64]
Well at Beets we generally give clever titles which are mainly quotes taken completley out of context. Some of the better ones:
Aronad > cause i like to beet off?
Gix Firebrand > What is this ISK you speak of?
RabidOne > The guy was black so i couldn't see him.
Quebber > i have the power of many men :P
The Pie > It's a pretty sweet looking vagina
Out of all of them Pie's is probably my favorite, with Rabid being a close second...
Oh and check my sig, that was all Gravyz, corp chat was immobilized with laughter for at least 20 minutes after he made that...
Beets, you're among friends. |
Sinder Ohm
Infinite Improbability Inc
Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2007.07.03 11:20:00 -
[65]
So who won?
Originally by: Rawne Karrde
PVP in EvE is consentual, you agree to it when you login. If you don't like it you're in the wrong game.
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SFShootme
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.07.03 11:30:00 -
[66]
"Trigger Happy"
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Tho shall give Life, for Life. |
Pisi Mopsu
NET Profit Trading
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Posted - 2007.07.03 11:34:00 -
[67]
My title was given to me by my CEO, and very close friend xh'etan:
Etan's Love Toy (Used often), Partner
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Darkwolfi
Conisor Excavations Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.07.03 11:54:00 -
[68]
DJ Swallows
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Caldo
Pilots Of Honour
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Posted - 2007.07.03 12:01:00 -
[69]
Corp Giraffe
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Granmethedon III
High4Life
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.03 12:04:00 -
[70]
Originally "Deputy Assistant Vice Tea Boy", but recently I got a promotion to straight up "Assistant Vice Tea Boy"! Go me!
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Naiko NakataH
Shadow Assasins
The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.07.03 12:14:00 -
[71]
USB Line - Ill show you later
only the coolest people will get it.
-Fortune favours the bold |
Tarala MalKhor
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Posted - 2007.07.03 12:46:00 -
[72]
I ended up with 'Ninja Nuke Pod' after taking on 4x Sansha Battleships in a n00b frigate....
*BOOM*... Pod... Yarrrrrr... warp-back-to-station... Return in frigate... *BOOM* Pod.... Yarrrrrr...
(rinse and repeat)
In the end I got bored with flying back thru the complex - so I just ended up tackling the battleship... in the pod...
PodBump FTW
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Le Bon
Gallente
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.07.03 12:53:00 -
[73]
Pos Donkey
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Vando
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:30:00 -
[74]
Doesn't yet realise there's a game that comes with the forums
--
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John McFly
Ganja Labs
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:47:00 -
[75]
"I dont inhale, I swear"
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ShadowFox 07
Gallente
Shadows of the Dead
Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:54:00 -
[76]
My corp title used to be "you can party in my ass anytime"
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Danton Marcellus
Nebula Rasa Holdings
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Posted - 2007.07.03 15:59:00 -
[77]
Mystic, short, sweet and vague.
Also Known As |
Hank Jones
Gallente
Anything Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.03 16:40:00 -
[78]
The Big Kahuna
* * * * * * *
does it worry anyone that the brains behind Eve live at the top of the longest volcano in the world? |
Krugerrand
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:00:00 -
[79]
Rather long...
Sounds like a yummy, salty potato chip. Not Bald in Real Life. Store Manager, Starbases
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Na'Kunni
Amarr
RSP Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:02:00 -
[80]
"The Insane One" used to be mine
But I don't have one in RSP just yet
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Mari Onette
Amarr
Gottland Production Transport Mines
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:08:00 -
[81]
Mari Onette: Puller of strings.
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I am in blood! Stepp'd in so far that, should I wade no more, it would be as tedious as going over.
-MacBeth |
Cypherous
Minmatar
Liberty Rogues
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:10:00 -
[82]
Master of "in pod" warefare
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Liberty Rogues Website
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Kaynard Stormwalker
Stormriders
Fimbulwinter
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Posted - 2007.07.03 17:34:00 -
[83]
Edited by: Kaynard Stormwalker on 03/07/2007 17:34:56
Edited by: Kaynard Stormwalker on 03/07/2007 17:33:37
Maraca Craker :P
(with "ck", but the forum filter doesnt allow it =(
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Talon Calais
Gallente
Nubs.
D-L
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Posted - 2007.07.03 18:06:00 -
[84]
Mine's forum filtered.
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Lone Bear
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.07.03 18:23:00 -
[85]
Chewbacca
Wonder why?
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Nairoz Tyferion
Caldari
The Graduates
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.07.03 18:44:00 -
[86]
Interstellar Garbage Man
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Sacul
Wreckless Abandon
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.07.03 18:58:00 -
[87]
COO, Director of Monopoly and DrunkZ with GunZ.
Mauna Kea:
*Warning: -200% performance modifier due to alcohol infusion. <The way of the drunken warrior>.
The stone age didn't end because we ran out of stones!
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Battou
Caldari
Slacker Industries
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.07.03 21:54:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Khe'Tradis
'Butt Plug Of Rubyor'
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Lol
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captain kikaz
Paradox v2.0
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.07.05 20:38:00 -
[89]
obsessive collector of corpses
my collection is up to 7.5k so far and rising daily
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