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tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.03 04:45:00 -
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Edited by: tiller on 03/07/2007 04:48:30
Yup, I'm actually quite upset.
Yesterday at work I sawed my finger, had to visit hospital, and now have a large bandage covering.... wait for it..
MY SMARTBOMB FINGER 
I'm actually quite worried about how the local carebear population is going to grow out of control.
Maybe CCP can make a exception to EULA and let me use F1-F8 keyboard macros until I'm ok again as my alt, Doctor BBQ, sat at gate last night and repeatedly missed everthing.
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Channel KLEPTO for info.
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pwnedgato
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.03 04:50:00 -
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I'll send you my right hand feel free to use it as you wish just wash it off before sending it back carebear blood gets pretty sticky ----- Stop whining about BoB! Leave 0.0 and find the real fun in low sec! |

Inferno Minion
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Posted - 2007.07.03 05:03:00 -
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Edited by: Inferno Minion on 03/07/2007 05:03:14
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Alinutza
Amarr Rubra Libertas Militia
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Posted - 2007.07.03 05:06:00 -
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Edited by: Alinutza on 03/07/2007 05:05:15 Hmm you might want to reconsider loaning your right hand to Tiller. He might not use it to kill Carebears...It might be sticky when he is done with it...but it might not be Carebear blood that he needs to wash off after he uses it. Gank you very Much COME AGAIN!!! |

pwnedgato
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.03 05:09:00 -
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Edited by: pwnedgato on 03/07/2007 05:07:54 so I cut my hand off at the wrist and got it into an envelope but the bleeding won't stop... normally in anime it would stop by now and i'm getting a little worried ----- Stop whining about BoB! Leave 0.0 and find the real fun in low sec! |

Ogdru Jahad
Amarr Hookers and Black Jack Flaming Hookers
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Posted - 2007.07.03 05:12:00 -
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omg! bohoo!
please refer to these words in your sig. -
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Incantare
Caldari Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.03 05:32:00 -
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You have another hand don't you. Unless you touch yourself when killing carebears, well in that case, nevermind.
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Dane Hur
Caldari x13 Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.07.03 05:36:00 -
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Get a G15 keyboard and set a macro F1-F8, easy.
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Kala Veijo
Purple Cloud
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Posted - 2007.07.03 05:52:00 -
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Eve is saved \o/
New signature? I liked those lego pirates more.
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tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.03 05:52:00 -
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Originally by: Incantare You have another hand don't you. Unless you touch yourself when killing carebears, well in that case, nevermind.
, how did you know  
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Channel KLEPTO for info.
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MC Smith
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Posted - 2007.07.03 05:54:00 -
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Gotta hate those anti-pirate saws.
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Awox
Minmatar QUANT Corp. Southern Connection
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Posted - 2007.07.03 06:05:00 -
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I wrote a F1-F8 macro, using AutoIt. After hearing from some corp mates that it may be a EULA violation I prompty petitioned to check, the GM who replied to me said that was perfectly fine.
So, write your macro, petition, see what you get.  - AwoxEveUtils (EVELauncher, ShiftWindows, ScratchPad) script for AutoIt scripting language!
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Nolene
War Crimes
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Posted - 2007.07.03 06:09:00 -
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Nerf Those Saws! Totally unbalanced. Hope it's nothing serious...i almost sliced my finger off cutting a bagle in half...perhaps one of those darwin moments for me, but hey, it happens. Train your left hand to do what your right can no longer provide!
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.03 06:38:00 -
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Tiller, I've sent a note to Lego(tm) on your behalf requesting that the child-proofing be improved to prevent these kinds of accidents.
When your hand heals, feel free to look me up for a fight - I'm still not sure why you're turning down virtually free ISK. :(
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Remul
Gallente Gallente Free Company
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Posted - 2007.07.03 06:46:00 -
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Edited by: Remul on 03/07/2007 06:46:18 So, you sawed your hand at work? Yup, those leggy assistants can be a right B***h to saw in half.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari Chaos Reborn
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Posted - 2007.07.03 09:12:00 -
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zOMG my pod is finnaly safe to travel through low sec again \o/
Just messin. Hope your finger heals quick. Them carebears need to be kept in check
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Mortanius
Caldari kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.03 09:19:00 -
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If i sawed off my only good eve online finger, i would be forced to grow 6 fingers on one hand or get 3 seperate girlfriends to compensate for the loss. Such is a tragedy.
I hope the above happens immediately or good luck follows you from this point on tiller. I have a feeling you will need it in due time  "I don't really think that I slept, as much as I forgot being awake" |

Zephyr Zhang
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.03 10:03:00 -
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Unlucky Tiller, did you ask the doctor if you could still
"wtfbbq carebears in empire still?"
Would love to of heard his reply lol
Zephyr Out ---------------------------------------
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Amanda Shadowsword
Caldari kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.03 10:05:00 -
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Never fear the rest of Klepto will be keeping your ships warm while tiller gets sorted =================================
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Fedaykinn
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.03 10:26:00 -
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Hah well have to do the smartbombing on your behalf tiller lol
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Kaaii
Caldari Equilibrium LLC FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.03 10:53:00 -
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And on an unrelated note..
Hey tiller, with 9 pages the bestof
how come your name doesn't appear once?
Slipping? 
"Id rather fall beside 10 Lions, than stand with 1000 sheep.."
Trading 101
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Zephyr Zhang
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.03 11:04:00 -
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Originally by: Kaaii
And on an unrelated note..
Hey tiller, with 9 pages the bestof
how come your name doesn't appear once?
Slipping? 
cause we are all evil pirates and no one likes us except for fellow Klepto's?
Zephyr Out ---------------------------------------
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Lavraen
Minmatar Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.07.03 11:26:00 -
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You'll just have to use your other hand...
As for playing Eve it could be a problem...
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Templer Relleg
Endgame.
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Posted - 2007.07.03 11:33:00 -
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Uhm. Why should we even care if you sawed off your leg? Seriously. This kind of posts have nowhere home in C&P. Go away.
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Raoul Endymion
Gallente x13 Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.07.03 12:16:00 -
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Edited by: Raoul Endymion on 03/07/2007 12:15:17
Originally by: Templer Relleg Uhm. Why should we even care if you sawed off your leg? Seriously. This kind of posts have nowhere home in C&P. Go away.
yes please, go away templer...like back to wow or pokemon online, and stay there...pretty please with sugar on the ******* top.
...on a side note, tiller...try to use superglue next time, works like a charm..
x13 Website ~ x13 Killboard ~ x13 Recruitment |

pwnedgato
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.03 12:16:00 -
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Originally by: Templer Relleg Uhm. Why should we even care if you sawed off your leg? Seriously. This kind of posts have nowhere home in C&P. Go away.
no you go away first ----- Stop whining about BoB! Leave 0.0 and find the real fun in low sec! |

tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.03 12:16:00 -
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Edited by: tiller on 03/07/2007 12:16:37
Originally by: Templer Relleg Uhm. Why should we even care if you sawed off your leg? Seriously. This kind of posts have nowhere home in C&P. Go away.
oh boohoo
I use my finger to kill people by the 1000 with smartbombs, which I cannot do atm, thus I'm posting about it here. (I guess I also have the right being the CEO of the largest pirate corp in eve)
I suggest I recently bombed you as you seem quite upset.    
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Channel KLEPTO for info.
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Zell
Caldari The Black Raptors
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Posted - 2007.07.03 12:17:00 -
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Originally by: Zephyr Zhang
Originally by: Kaaii
And on an unrelated note..
Hey tiller, with 9 pages the bestof
how come your name doesn't appear once?
Slipping? 
cause we are all evil pirates and no ...cares.. except for fellow Klepto's?
/fixed...
A coward dies a thousand times, the brave die just once.. |

Raoul Endymion
Gallente x13 Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.07.03 12:18:00 -
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Originally by: tiller
oh boohoo
I use my finger to kill people by the 1000 with smartbombs, which I cannot do atm, thus I'm posting about it here.
I suggest I recently bombed you as you seem quite upset.    
like the other day, you pwned my alt, but revenge was sweet...well kinda atleast :/
x13 Website ~ x13 Killboard ~ x13 Recruitment |

tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.03 12:21:00 -
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Edited by: tiller on 03/07/2007 12:19:54
Originally by: Raoul Endymion
Originally by: tiller
oh boohoo
I use my finger to kill people by the 1000 with smartbombs, which I cannot do atm, thus I'm posting about it here.
I suggest I recently bombed you as you seem quite upset.    
like the other day, you pwned my alt, but revenge was sweet...well kinda atleast :/
What revenge was that ?, I don't think I've exploded for some time.. (well a few weeks at least )
edit: ohh the 4 carriers and nyx you jumped on us, yeah that was a nice move 
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