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arkarsk
Provenance.
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Posted - 2007.07.14 04:42:00 -
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If you need help or you were unjustly war decced (in an attempt to ransom you) evemail me and we just might shoot people for you free of charge.
We're bored.
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Ariella Macha
Pulsar Productions Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.14 05:00:00 -
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Ten years ago a ***** commando unit was sent to prison by a Caldari State court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Jita underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Provenance.
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Akihoshi
Mining and Research Industrial Organisation
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Posted - 2007.07.14 05:00:00 -
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Edited by: Akihoshi on 14/07/2007 05:00:25
Ten years ago / In 23331, a ***** commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Luminaire underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Provenance.
Sorry I couldn't help myself 
Drat! looks like somsone beat me to it
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Eldwinn
The Tierijev Compact
Prime Orbital Systems
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Posted - 2007.07.14 05:05:00 -
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Ten years ago a ***** commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Amarr underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Provenance.
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Mimiru
Gallente
Shiva
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.07.14 05:19:00 -
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Ten years ago a ***** commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Gallente adult film industry underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers and harlots of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Provenance.
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Kar Strike
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.14 05:23:00 -
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Edited by: Kar Strike on 14/07/2007 05:23:10
Ten years ago a ***** commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Poitot underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers and harlots of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Provenance.
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arkarsk
Provenance.
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Posted - 2007.07.14 05:30:00 -
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Bein Glorious
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.14 05:43:00 -
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dyin' for bush's oil profits! |
Mud Pandemonium
Minmatar
Umbra Congregatio
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.07.14 05:44:00 -
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Edited by: Mud Pandemonium on 14/07/2007 05:44:29
Ten years ago a ***** commando unit was sent to Galuga by Konami Computer Entertainment for a mission to stop Red Falcon. These men promptly escaped from a fictional archipelago off the coast of New Zealand to Super Mario Brothers World 1 Level 2 underground. Today, still wanted by MAME users, they survive as Mad Dog and Lance. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Contra.
We had our words, a common spat.
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat.
My name is Mud. |
Glumpumpkin
House Elf Liberation Front
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Posted - 2007.07.14 05:53:00 -
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Ten years ago a ***** commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Poitot underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Provenance.
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Mud Pandemonium
Minmatar
Umbra Congregatio
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.07.14 06:06:00 -
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My signature is now the A-TEAM van.
Look what you've done.
We had our words, a common spat.
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat.
My name is Mud. |
Raevenor
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.14 06:33:00 -
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 Originally by: Mud Pandemonium
My signature is now the A-TEAM van.
Look what you've done.
I congratulate your interior decorator.
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MrTriggerHappy
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.07.14 08:26:00 -
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Ten years ago a ***** commando unit was sent to prison by concord court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Minmatar underground. Today, still wanted by Concord, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Provenance
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My Comments in no way reflect my corp or alliance |
Murina
Gallente
The JORG Corporation
FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.14 11:02:00 -
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Ten years ago a ***** commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Gallente adult film industry underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers and harlots of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Provenance.
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SexxxSlave
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Posted - 2007.07.14 11:04:00 -
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cliches are boring....
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Atreides Horza
toxicology
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Posted - 2007.07.14 11:07:00 -
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Is this one of those threads where everyone adds a word to create a story?
If so, my word is:
cutlet
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sophisticatedlimabean
Gallente
FATAL REVELATIONS
FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.14 11:09:00 -
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Edited by: sophisticatedlimabean on 14/07/2007 11:15:14
Ten years ago a adult p*rn making unit was sent to prison by a juvinille court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a botty boy slave pen to the Gallente adult film industry underground. Today, still wanted by their big daddys, they survive by selling ther butts and making a fortune. If you have a colon, if no one else can reach it, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Provenance.
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Mythologist
Twisted Attitude
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2007.07.14 11:12:00 -
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Ten years ago a ***** commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Rens underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Provenance.
:)
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Von Kretschmer
Minmatar
Save our Souls
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Posted - 2007.07.14 11:21:00 -
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Please feel free to dec us if u dont get any response form this this post as we have been war deccing corps & alliance and killing them in empire for ages (As seen on eve tv ) We wait 2 hear from u 
WE ARE 505 
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Savesti Kyrsst
Minmatar
White-Noise
Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.07.14 11:29:00 -
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Ten years ago a ***** baking unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security patisserie to the Hek underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as freelance pastry-chefs and soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Provenance.
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Chasm Illyaki
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.14 11:30:00 -
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Originally by: Mud Pandemonium
Edited by: Mud Pandemonium on 14/07/2007 05:44:29
Ten years ago a ***** commando unit was sent to Galuga by Konami Computer Entertainment for a mission to stop Red Falcon. These men promptly escaped from a fictional archipelago off the coast of New Zealand to Super Mario Brothers World 1 Level 2 underground. Today, still wanted by MAME users, they survive as Mad Dog and Lance. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Contra.
dude, yours was the best...
MUD WINS THIS THREAD 
http://repo.griefwatch.net/?p=pilot&pilot=Chasm%20Illyaki |
Grimpak
Gallente
Trinity Nova
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.14 11:43:00 -
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Originally by: Mud Pandemonium
Edited by: Mud Pandemonium on 14/07/2007 05:44:29
Ten years ago a ***** commando unit was sent to Galuga by Konami Computer Entertainment for a mission to stop Red Falcon. These men promptly escaped from a fictional archipelago off the coast of New Zealand to Super Mario Brothers World 1 Level 2 underground. Today, still wanted by MAME users, they survive as Mad Dog and Lance. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Contra.
/win
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truth about EVE: Quote:
"Guns are fine, boost players"
Quote:
"Players are fine, boost guns"
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ajduB
Minmatar
EVE Empowerment League Navy
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.07.14 12:05:00 -
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This post started out funny, now its just sad.
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Red Gabba
JuBa Corp
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Posted - 2007.07.14 12:53:00 -
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Originally by: ajduB
This post started out funny, now its just sad.
Now its just spam
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Chasm Illyaki
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.14 13:14:00 -
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Originally by: arkarsk
If you need help or you were unjustly war decced (in an attempt to ransom you) evemail me and we just might shoot people for you free of charge.
We're bored.
well, i don't need your help, but i know some one who does. contact the guys at ANZEC. they seem to have a problem with repo industries (we are running out of targets, ANZEC won't undock.) you should help them. from what i hear, those repo guys are real a-holes. you can totally take them.
by the way, this is what a killboard is supposed to look like when you are good at what you do. Shoot first, shoot some more, keep shooting and then MAYBE ask questions. |
northwesten
Amarr
Trinity Corporate Services
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Posted - 2007.07.14 15:59:00 -
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what out guys for posting about commando etc. May get a suprise email saying you spamming from mods lol
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Alias11
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.14 16:23:00 -
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Ten years ago a ***** commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Orvolle underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Provenance.
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Vaine Amarr
Amarr
Upright Citizens Brigade
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Posted - 2007.07.14 16:52:00 -
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Ten years ago a ***** commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Orvolle underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Provenance.
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It's great beeing Amarr, ain't it?
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Chirinako
Caldari
Legionari
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.07.14 16:57:00 -
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Sorry to be a cynic but how exactly do you define an "unjust empire war"?
"LIEK PMGZSL THAT BIG CORPORATION WAR DECCED MY LITTLE CORPORATION ON INTERNET SPACESHIPS THEY'RE CHEAT0R1NG LIEK H4X"
It's a game, there's no "just" and "unjust". Only people to kill you and people for you to kill. Who cares how you do it as long as your enemy ends up dead
The object of war is not to die for your country. It's to make your enemies die for theirs.
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Lone Whon
Amarr
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.07.14 17:10:00 -
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We are 505
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xRazoRx
The xDEATHx Squadron
Legion of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2007.07.15 09:36:00 -
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Edited by: xRazoRx on 15/07/2007 11:20:05
Ten years ago a ***** commando unit was sent to prison by BoB court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Aridia underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Provenance.
Death is only the beginning... |
Per Bastet
Amarr
B.O.O.M
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Posted - 2007.07.15 11:13:00 -
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Ten years ago a ***** commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Bittanshal underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Provenance.
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marakor
Gallente
The Scope
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Posted - 2007.07.15 12:37:00 -
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Originally by: sophisticatedlimabean
Edited by: sophisticatedlimabean on 14/07/2007 11:16:35
Ten years ago a adult p*rn making unit was sent to prison by a juvinille court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a butt boy slave pen to the Gallente adult film industry underground. Today, still wanted by their big daddys, they survive by selling ther butts and making a fortune. If you have a colon, if no one else can reach it, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Provenance.
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Disturbed very very disturbed
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Cythrawl
Caldari
Central Defiance
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Posted - 2007.07.15 13:21:00 -
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One day ago, a post was made on the forums by a guy looking to make a name for himself. One reply later a man said something funny. Everyone decided to copy the idea for themselves. I did too. If you can't think up something original, if you have no brain, and if you can use copy and paste, maybe you can... Plagiarize.
Cythrawl
DEFY Director
Copy Cat Ninja
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Your signature image exceeds the maximum allowed dimensions of 400x120 pixels -Sahwoolo
Originally by: Black Torment
OH GOD, DROWNING IN TINFOIL
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Arekhon
Mutually Assured Distraction
Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2007.07.20 08:18:00 -
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One day ago, a post was made on the forums by a guy looking to make a name for himself. One reply later a man said something funny. Everyone decided to copy the idea for themselves. I did too. If you can't think up something original, if you have no brain, and if you can use copy and paste, maybe you can... Plagiarize.
Cythrawl
DEFY Director
Copy Cat Ninja
errr.... Arekhon
BEES Pilot
Bad Copy Cat Ninja
"Where are you guys going in your battleships?"
"We are going to camp in Amamake; kill 500 carebears and 1 NPC"
"Why are you gonna kill an NPC?"
"See, nobody cares about the carebears!"
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Tetsujin
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.20 08:33:00 -
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Originally by: Arekhon
If you can't think up something original, if you have no brain...
hehehe "have no brain" ahhaha good one
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.20 12:14:00 -
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Ten years ago a ***** commando unit was sent to prison by concord court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Minmatar underground. Today, still wanted by Concord, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Provenance
Seriously.
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