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Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.14 21:11:00 - [1] Readers and fans: The fight that began an epic struggle against tyranny can be found in its original form at this link. There are quite a few war updates in it, up to the last page, but this minor dispute has changed in scale. The bounty on Dodiez is still unclaimed, and I think there is a counter-bounty on me that one of her champions have put out, but I'm not sure. The last several weeks have been an ongoing series of running battles, bounties, assassination and murder attempts, threats, theft, mercenary intervention, jump clone sabotaging, taunting, smack-talking, more theft, and planning. This struggle is a landmark fight in the battle for primacy between men and women. That is to say, a man's right to lay claim to orange soda, and the woman's right to steal it. I take you, mercenary or pirate that you might be, to the scene last night, where a devious plot was unfolding... Burger King, 2200 local, Friday night. Despite having watched Transformers the previous week, Dodiez and I were in such awe over the movie that we had plans to see it again. After several of my dinner suggestions, which ranged from me making dinner, to leftovers, to a restaurant, to anything at all, Dodiez' indecisiveness won the day, and I screeched the tires of my Sypder convertible to swing sharply into the parking lot of Burger King to end the dinner debate. Burger King has orange soda in its soda fountain, and both Dodiez and I were going to drink it for dinner. As soon as her back was turned, my cunning trap unfolded! I filled her cup with ice and sprite, topping it with just enough orange soda to color it orange, so that I might deny her that tangy goodness that she had previously stolen from me. I, of course, took great pleasure in enjoying my 100% orange soda. My meal was doubly and triply enhanced in pleasure at the consternation on her face as she vainly tried to derive pleasure from this unfulfilling substitute - she didn't note that her "orange soda" tasted different. As our meal drew to its conclusion, I couldn't contain my grin. When she inquired what the evil smile was for, I placed our drinks side by side and let her taste them both, and chuckled merrily as her eyes grew wide in shock and horror as realization dawned upon her of the violation I had imposed on her drink. Readers...if you too are suffering because the woman in your house steals your orange soda (given that this is Eve, who the constituency in Crime and Punishment is, and how many of you are 13-23 year olds with massive internet egos and a girlfriend named Palmela Handerson)..that mightnot be many of you...but if you DO exist, I urge you to FIGHT for your right to claim dominance over such a precious commodity. Accounts may be shared, beds and showers, but the orange soda is sacrosanct. Fight!
Arouu	Posted - 2007.07.14 21:19:00 - [2] Epic win! first! __-__-__-__ ~Arouu~
ArchVonBaron The Black Ops	Posted - 2007.07.14 21:21:00 - [3] Orange Soda tastes nasty. But I did lol reading that :).
Golden Helmet Caldari Team Americas D-L	Posted - 2007.07.14 21:25:00 - [4] GO CURZON GO!
Jerkasaurus	Posted - 2007.07.14 21:37:00 - [5] So, you guys went on a date?
Ryan Darkwolf Amarr Viziam	Posted - 2007.07.14 21:56:00 - [6] Curzon...I would love to take the bounty...but as I am currently in the middle east without a proper connection to EvE...I cannot commit the final acts of assassination. I have of course asked some of my comrades to help for they too have felt the shame and anger of having their orange and other sodas taken by their female counterparts. Women...we love you in many ways.....but taking soda is the last straw....no pun intended ----------------------------------------------- Burning with wrath, He stepped down from the Heavens To judge the unworthy, To redeem the pure.
An Anarchyyt Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.07.14 22:03:00 - [7] Those who control the Oranges, control the empire.
LaVista Vista Corporate Research And Production Pty Ltd Zzz	Posted - 2007.07.14 22:06:00 - [8] Surely pepsi max > Orange.
Dr Cron Northern Lights Number 5	Posted - 2007.07.14 23:34:00 - [9] zzzzz shut up already <sig>oh noez did I forgot a smiley face in my post?</sig>
Jinmie	Posted - 2007.07.14 23:50:00 - [10] Originally by: Dr Cron I'm about as much of a somebody as this alt
Dr Cron Northern Lights Number 5	Posted - 2007.07.15 00:12:00 - [11] Originally by: Jinmie Originally by: Jinmie I almost make as much sense as this Orange Soda thread in a Crime Forum on a Online space ship game <sig>oh noez did I forgot a smiley face in my post?</sig>
Daravel Caldari Winds of Dawn	Posted - 2007.07.15 00:21:00 - [12] I love yo curzonnnnnnnnnnnnn Ill send you orange soada.. yeh>????????? oj gawdddd
Investigador Caldari Hator inc	Posted - 2007.07.15 01:03:00 - [13] Originally by: Dr Cron Edited by: Dr Cron on 15/07/2007 00:31:04 seriously, isn't this a bit off topic? A true roleplayer would have talked of Quaffe normal and Quaffe Ultra, and would have screeched their Guardian-Vexor's warp drive on a Quaffe company owned station :D Yeah, true roleplayers can be a bit lame at times......
MASTER SMAMMAH	Posted - 2007.07.15 03:18:00 - [14] Outstanding. And funny. Can't wait for the sequel.
Beor0d Congregatio	Posted - 2007.07.15 03:28:00 - [15] Originally by: MASTER SMAMMAH Outstanding. And funny. Can't wait for the sequel. _______________________ Mining makes mad
Onwyn Orbatsuu International Multi-Player Consortium Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.07.15 05:13:00 - [16] fight the good fight brother! never give up! never surrender!
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.07.15 05:32:00 - [17] You guys are horrible. You are condoning his actions and advocating murder! As revenge...I stole his sandwich. Yes, I stole it and ate it up before he realized it. As I am posting this, I realize that all of the posts have been about food. Orange soda, cupcakes, sandwiches, cookies...etc. I guess there's something universal about food. Women buy it and cook it, men steal it. Epic struggle against tyranny? Yeah, my struggle...Curzon is bossy as all hell. Good thing he's my sweet baboo. :)
ArchVonBaron The Black Ops	Posted - 2007.07.15 06:01:00 - [18] Originally by: Dodiez You guys are horrible. You are condoning his actions and advocating murder! As revenge...I stole his sandwich. Yes, I stole it and ate it up before he realized it. As I am posting this, I realize that all of the posts have been about food. Orange soda, cupcakes, sandwiches, cookies...etc. I guess there's something universal about food. Women buy it and cook it, men steal it. Epic struggle against tyranny? Yeah, my struggle...Curzon is bossy as all hell. Good thing he's my sweet baboo. :) Dont have sex with him for a week and he'll be giving you orange soda :P
Tridgit Infortunatus Eventus Cruel Intentions	Posted - 2007.07.15 06:45:00 - [19] Quote: Good thing he's my sweet baboo. :) u just got owned monkey boy << Mercenary >> - - !INEVE is currently recruiting! - -
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.07.15 08:02:00 - [20] Originally by: ArchVonBaron Originally by: Dodiez You guys are horrible. You are condoning his actions and advocating murder! As revenge...I stole his sandwich. Yes, I stole it and ate it up before he realized it. As I am posting this, I realize that all of the posts have been about food. Orange soda, cupcakes, sandwiches, cookies...etc. I guess there's something universal about food. Women buy it and cook it, men steal it. Epic struggle against tyranny? Yeah, my struggle...Curzon is bossy as all hell. Good thing he's my sweet baboo. :) Dont have sex with him for a week and he'll be giving you orange soda :P A week? That's asking for a bit much...I can't hold out that long...
Arouu	Posted - 2007.07.15 08:02:00 - [21] Edited by: Arouu on 15/07/2007 08:01:58 Originally by: LaVista Vista Surely pepsi max > Orange. Fanta Icy Lemon > Coca-Cola > Fanta Orange > LOADS OF OTHER DRINKS > any type of Pepsi __-__-__-__ ~Arouu~
Na'Kunni Amarr RSP Enterprises	Posted - 2007.07.15 11:44:00 - [22] Originally by: Dodiez You guys are horrible. You are condoning his actions and advocating murder! As revenge...I stole his sandwich. Yes, I stole it and ate it up before he realized it. As I am posting this, I realize that all of the posts have been about food. Orange soda, cupcakes, sandwiches, cookies...etc. I guess there's something universal about food. Women buy it and cook it, men steal it. Epic struggle against tyranny? Yeah, my struggle...Curzon is bossy as all hell. Good thing he's my sweet baboo. :) Don't you cook his meals? maybe add something to "spice" his next meal up with?
Nicho Void Gallente Hyper-Nova	Posted - 2007.07.16 15:16:00 - [23] Edited by: Nicho Void on 16/07/2007 15:16:07 Originally by: Dodiez Originally by: ArchVonBaron Originally by: Dodiez You guys are horrible. You are condoning his actions and advocating murder! As revenge...I stole his sandwich. Yes, I stole it and ate it up before he realized it. As I am posting this, I realize that all of the posts have been about food. Orange soda, cupcakes, sandwiches, cookies...etc. I guess there's something universal about food. Women buy it and cook it, men steal it. Epic struggle against tyranny? Yeah, my struggle...Curzon is bossy as all hell. Good thing he's my sweet baboo. :) Dont have sex with him for a week and he'll be giving you orange soda :P A week? That's asking for a bit much...I can't hold out that long... QFT. Curzon wins. ---------------
Investigador Caldari Hator inc	Posted - 2007.07.16 22:15:00 - [24] Originally by: Arouu Edited by: Arouu on 15/07/2007 08:05:08 Edited by: Arouu on 15/07/2007 08:01:58 Originally by: LaVista Vista Surely pepsi max > Orange. Fanta Icy Lemon > Coca-Cola > Fanta Orange > LOADS OF OTHER DRINKS > any type of Pepsi Originally by: Investigador Originally by: Dr Cron Edited by: Dr Cron on 15/07/2007 00:31:04 seriously, isn't this a bit off topic? A true roleplayer would have talked of Quaffe normal and Quaffe Ultra, and would have screeched their Guardian-Vexor's warp drive on a Quaffe company owned station :D Yeah, true roleplayers can be a bit lame at times...... A true RP'er would know it was spelled Quafe ¼_¼ Ouch >.<
Dodiez Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs	Posted - 2007.07.16 23:56:00 - [25] Originally by: Nicho Void Edited by: Nicho Void on 16/07/2007 15:16:07 Originally by: Dodiez Originally by: ArchVonBaron Originally by: Dodiez You guys are horrible. You are condoning his actions and advocating murder! As revenge...I stole his sandwich. Yes, I stole it and ate it up before he realized it. As I am posting this, I realize that all of the posts have been about food. Orange soda, cupcakes, sandwiches, cookies...etc. I guess there's something universal about food. Women buy it and cook it, men steal it. Epic struggle against tyranny? Yeah, my struggle...Curzon is bossy as all hell. Good thing he's my sweet baboo. :) Dont have sex with him for a week and he'll be giving you orange soda :P A week? That's asking for a bit much...I can't hold out that long... QFT. Curzon wins. Honestly? He always does. Good thing he's my sweet baboo?
Admiral Shallow Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2007.07.17 00:14:00 - [26] Originally by: Dodiez Originally by: Nicho Void Edited by: Nicho Void on 16/07/2007 15:16:07 Originally by: Dodiez Originally by: ArchVonBaron Originally by: Dodiez You guys are horrible. You are condoning his actions and advocating murder! As revenge...I stole his sandwich. Yes, I stole it and ate it up before he realized it. As I am posting this, I realize that all of the posts have been about food. Orange soda, cupcakes, sandwiches, cookies...etc. I guess there's something universal about food. Women buy it and cook it, men steal it. Epic struggle against tyranny? Yeah, my struggle...Curzon is bossy as all hell. Good thing he's my sweet baboo. :) Dont have sex with him for a week and he'll be giving you orange soda :P A week? That's asking for a bit much...I can't hold out that long... QFT. Curzon wins. Honestly? He always does. Good thing he's my sweet baboo? lol thats cute my ex used to call me her babycake >.< lol BTW You Suck
H Zandramus H Zandramus Corp Blood Raiders Alliance	Posted - 2007.07.17 02:45:00 - [27] lolz nice __________________________ Your signature exceeds the guidelines for forum signature graphics - Jacques'
Fortuk Monmouth MetaForge Ekliptika	Posted - 2007.07.17 03:58:00 - [28] not another one! curzon, that is a definate lol, u win at yet another thread on the eve forums hmm, i may actually have to collect on one of these bounties, who has the larger one on their head, i need some iskiesssss!!! thanks for the eve mails about my name curzon and dodiez, I have been forgetting about my forays to the east coast, ahhhh the fun.... ----------------------------------------------------------------- Sc0rpion > wont argue about the raven though..."hi we're ccp and
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.07.17 05:18:00 - [29] The largest bounty is on me, but I put it there, Dodiez didn't. 50 million to pod her, 5 billion to blow me up. =p I got more orange soda. She took one. She called from the kitchen, "Guess what I've got?" Its ok. :) I stole her pets in Guild Wars, and hocked them for petty cash. Shhhh. I actually didn't want to post this one because she doesn't know, and she'll be mad when she reads it. All I have to say is, "Dodiez...don't be mad, pets are useless. And besides, you KNOW what you don't want me to post here. Be nice!"
Golden Helmet Caldari Team Americas	Posted - 2007.07.17 06:09:00 - [30] Originally by: Curzon Dax All I have to say is, "Dodiez...don't be mad, pets are useless. And besides, you KNOW what you don't want me to post here. Be nice!" POST IT POST IT POST IT!!

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