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Angellyne	Posted - 2007.07.19 17:04:00 - [61] "Joo betta run before da polices come."
Rhaegor Stormborn Sturmgrenadier Inc R i s e	Posted - 2007.07.19 17:05:00 - [62] Don't fly what you can not afford to lose. RISE Recruitment Thread
Kir'ian	Posted - 2007.07.19 17:05:00 - [63] #1? Probably "Don't talk about ISK sellers... just block 'em." or.. "Don't hit on the 'girlie' pilots. They may not be all that 'girlie'." or.. "No one has a 'main' that is a Titan pilot... NO ONE!"
Xarax Reikoku Band of Brothers	Posted - 2007.07.19 18:58:00 - [64] That which does not kill you, only postpones the inevitable. This is why we have clones. _______
uNtOldPAIN Minmatar Covert Nexus Apoapsis Multiversal Consortium	Posted - 2007.07.19 19:04:00 - [65] Dont touch what is in the can. You dont need the 1pc of ammo.
Sharupak Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun	Posted - 2007.07.19 19:10:00 - [66] The first rule of eve is... Find something to constantly whine about! _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude.
Sharupak Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun	Posted - 2007.07.19 19:10:00 - [67] The first rule of eve is... Find something to constantly whine about! _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude.
Brazero Amarr Noble House	Posted - 2007.07.19 19:20:00 - [68] Rule #1 Don't start stupid threads on the forums Originally by: Rodj Blake CCP are planning to give Amarrians some "oomph" Unfortunately, "oomph" is the sound one makes when kicked repeatedly in the ribs.
Stitcher Caldari legion of qui Freelancer Alliance	Posted - 2007.07.19 20:11:00 - [69] Check my bio in-game for all the EVE rules you will ever need. ***
Sebesto Minmatar Destination Unknown	Posted - 2007.07.19 20:27:00 - [70] First rule of eve is: Don't go into low sec in a ship you cannot afford to lose. I've ransomed people who just got their new shiny battlecruiser/battleship/covetor and could not pay the ransom with the reason of "I just got this a hour ago! I have only 2mil isk left!"
Jim McGregor	Posted - 2007.07.19 20:31:00 - [71] Eve has rules? --- Originally by: CCP Wrangler You're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, thats what hello kitty online is for.
Prometius Caldari Dark Nebula Gallente Division Dark Nebula Galactic Empire	Posted - 2007.07.19 20:41:00 - [72] rule #1, never accept a gang invite from someone you don't know
Laboratus Gallente BGG League of Abnormal Gentlemen	Posted - 2007.07.19 20:47:00 - [73] Originally by: Zorakk Originally by: N Re don't fly what you can't afford to lose :) This is rule one unless you plan on scraping out a living in secure space. And the number 1 lesson in eve is "there is no secure space"... So the rule number 1: Originally by: N Re don't fly what you can't afford to lose :) Still stands... ___ P.S. Post with your main. Mind control and tin hats
Stitcher Caldari legion of qui Freelancer Alliance	Posted - 2007.07.19 20:49:00 - [74] Rule 1: Do Not Act Incautiously When Confronting Little Bald Wrinkly Smiling Men. ***
Kimiko Kurosawa The Krugerrand Groupies	Posted - 2007.07.19 20:52:00 - [75] Number 2: The Larch. The Larch
Kruel Blunt Force Syndicate	Posted - 2007.07.19 21:15:00 - [76] If you can't win in Eve, create 10 alts and whine on the forums. CCP will nerf whatever is bothering you.
Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2007.07.19 21:23:00 - [77] 1) Just because you're a "nice guy" irl doesn't mean you can't think like a predator. 2) You are not your ship. You are not your isk. You are just another geek playing internet space ships. Relax. 3) Everyone playing Eve is just another geek playing internet space ships. Who cares what they think? Do what you want. 4) Lose a ship on purpose at least once a month. 5) Give something to a noob at least once a month. 6) Never post drunk. 7) Smack comes in many varieties. Block is one size fits all. 8) In order for you to win, someone else has to lose. Sometimes it's just your turn in the barrel. 9) In Dantes Inferno - The Directors Cut, there is a special level of hell reserved for people who use RMT sites. There you are forced to an eternity of WoW fishing while stupid Chuck Norris memes loop forever in local chat. Every time you catch a fish a night elf 70 levels higher than you jumps out, one shots you, LOLs, then does their stupid dance on your body to the that Rick Astley song everyone keeps linking to. It's a particularly bad level of hell. Probably why it was edited out of the original version. 10) IT'S A GAME ------------------- WE'RE SORRY, SOMETHING HAPPENED
XxAngelxX Amarr Viper Squad Triumvirate.	Posted - 2007.07.19 21:28:00 - [78] Warp Core Stabilizers save lives. --------------------------------------
Linle	Posted - 2007.07.19 21:30:00 - [79] Originally by: XxAngelxX Warp Core Stabilizers save lives. 0MG you use stabs? Your are such a n00b. You must really be the worst at pvp!!!!!!111!1
XxAngelxX Amarr Viper Squad Triumvirate.	Posted - 2007.07.19 21:33:00 - [80] Originally by: Linle Originally by: XxAngelxX Warp Core Stabilizers save lives. 0MG you use stabs? Your are such a n00b. You must really be the worst at pvp!!!!!!111!1 Carrying on from that, never post with your main on Eve-O --------------------------------------
1337h4x	Posted - 2007.07.19 21:35:00 - [81] Originally by: XxAngelxX Warp Core Stabilizers save lives. You must not have a life then
Mari Onette Amarr Gottland Production Transport Mines	Posted - 2007.07.19 21:42:00 - [82] If your situation seems unfair, you aren't thinking hard enough about ways to take advantage of it. Expensive modules are no substitute for a couple friends in expendable ships. No, Scams are not exploits. Got lag? leave jita/motsu Just because you can fly a battleship doesn't mean you should. ------ I am in blood! Stepp'd in so far that, should I wade no more, it would be as tedious as going over. -MacBeth
Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2007.07.19 21:50:00 - [83] Originally by: 1337h4x Originally by: XxAngelxX Warp Core Stabilizers save lives. You must not have a life then 3) Everyone playing Eve is just another geek playing internet space ships. Who cares what they think? Do what you want. ------------------- WE'RE SORRY, SOMETHING HAPPENED
Kaaii Caldari Equilibrium LLC	Posted - 2007.07.19 21:52:00 - [84] "The only good goon is a dead goon...." "Id rather fall beside 10 Lions, than stand with 1000 sheep.." Trading 101
The Hooch Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2007.07.19 21:53:00 - [85] Don't buy what you don't the skills to defend. Don't fly into an area you know you can't get out of. Don't start a fight you can't get away from. Don't whine if you don't read the first three. Don't buy implants and fly into a known war zone or pirate area. Do, train a balanced character, not just guns and missiles.
WarGod Viper Squad Triumvirate.	Posted - 2007.07.19 21:54:00 - [86] Originally by: XxAngelxX Originally by: Linle Originally by: XxAngelxX Warp Core Stabilizers save lives. 0MG you use stabs? Your are such a n00b. You must really be the worst at pvp!!!!!!111!1 Carrying on from that, never post with your main on Eve-O ok i'll post with my main. If you use a WCS you are a carebear with 3 arms... and a burnt hand!! yeh i went there, and what!? o.- You Know!
Xiaodown Lyran Procurement	Posted - 2007.07.19 21:56:00 - [87] Originally by: Kimiko Kurosawa 3# Thou shall not visit Rancer. QFT. What the hell does that system even exist for? And why does the autopilot always take you through there by default. I swear to god, if you autopilot from Juungashi to Sobaseki, the autopilot will find a way to take you through rancer. -- Lyran procurement is offering tritanium compression services for 0.0 alliances. Low prices, 25:1 compression. Click for Details...
Brunswick2 coracao ardente Triumvirate.	Posted - 2007.07.19 22:16:00 - [88] When in doubt, right click O RLY? - Kreul
Sali Macbeth	Posted - 2007.07.19 23:12:00 - [89] Edited by: Sali Macbeth on 19/07/2007 23:12:53 You will spend your day at work reading and dreaming about 1v1 pvp set ups...but when you log in it's gank or be ganked

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