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Animus Xodus
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:49:00 -
[151]
 Originally by: Angellis Lostarot
You know...every MMO I have played, whenever something has gone wrong we end up pointing fingers to the hamsters...
Ladies...gentlemen...our furry creatures deserve nothing but our love and compassion. Let us not dwell on hate and blame but instead look to the real issue...which is...
Hamsters should not be the ones keeping the servers running in the first place!
Well said sir! Freedom for the hampstahs!
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Farscape Hw
Black Omega Security
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:49:00 -
[152]
Originally by: Agif
Well said Farscape. 
thank you, i worked all night on that reply.
but hey, lets give props to ccp, when the server dies, weve got forums to go to and waste more time.
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NoliLatial
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:49:00 -
[153]
Anyone else get the mental image a some poor guy futily trying to start his lawnmower?
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Zanpt
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:49:00 -
[154]
Originally by: Agif
Edited by: Agif on 18/07/2007 06:40:07
Originally by: Zanpt
Originally by: Agif
Originally by: Zanpt
The countdown to startup finished, but then "Connection failed".
Now status is "unknown".
Pitiful.
Pitiful - Noob stfu if you are annoyed by this then you are a noob as this is the norm.
Not a noob, dood. I'm a programmer and I know this is crappy programming. Anywhere outside the game business it would probably get them all fired. I know it would in the industries where I have worked. And it just goes on, and on, and on, repeating and repeating and repeating. A sign of intelligence is not necessarily to be perfect but to learn from one's mistakes and not repeat them.
Check this fool out~~~~~~~~~~
You sir fail at :-
Eve
Life
The internet
That's a laugh! It's not my fault you are a very sick puppy and an apologist for all of CCP's faults. Not that you're entitled to any illumination, but I've done very well in Eve, I've done very well in life, and I'm one of the few people who has written a full-blown Web server, in my case for a mainframe. I've been doing software design and implementation for over 40 years and Internet server programming for more than ten years. My guess is that you can't legally go out and drink yet.
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Agif
World Order
The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:50:00 -
[155]
Originally by: Eytre
Originally by: Brutor Shaun
Will everybody chill out!
No matter what you were doing, when you got booted your ship will have emergency warped to safety.
Missing a few SP isn't that important.
IT'S ONLY A GAME!!!!!
Ah another whining ****** who defends the other whining *******
It's a service that we pay for, in the good faith that it will work properly.
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PhalanxPrime
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:50:00 -
[156]
Most of my internet sites dont work or are down. hmmmm .... Guy made a thread on al queda attacks that occured on internet today...... hope its wrong..... espn.com just came back up..... thos is weird.
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Necro EvilZombie
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:50:00 -
[157]
Originally by: Farscape Hw
ffs im getting tierd of this, i spent the last 15 mins trying to figure out whats wrong with my isp, and this is the 2nd time ive tried to post this reply....
56k FTL sucka! 
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Concrete Slab
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:51:00 -
[158]
lets all cross our fingers, look at the bright side,it could be a lot worse,i mean.....it could.......right?
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Dred'Pirate Jesus
Amarr
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:51:00 -
[159]
http://www.candystand.com/play.do?id=18047
Pass some time..
Originally by: David Hackworth
ò If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly.
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Agif
World Order
The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:51:00 -
[160]
Originally by: Zanpt
My guess is that you can't legally go out and drink yet.
o.0 so this kinda remark leaves you at what age>?
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SonOTassadar
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:51:00 -
[161]
Originally by: Angellis Lostarot
You know...every MMO I have played, whenever something has gone wrong we end up pointing fingers to the hamsters...
Ladies...gentlemen...our furry creatures deserve nothing but our love and compassion.
I beg to differ. Hamsters are mean, vicious little creature that should be enslaved for our benefit.
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Griffin -- 100,000 ISK
ECM - Multispectral Jammer Is -- 20,000 ISK
Standard Missile Launcher Is -- 10,000 ISK
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Mud Pandemonium
Minmatar
Umbra Congregatio
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:52:00 -
[162]
CCP! Stop!
The starters farked and you're gonna flood the damn thing. The battery is dry because someone didn't pay attention when then alternator went south. The fuel filter needs to be replaced and the lines need to be flushed because some kids from down the street whizzed in the tank.
Go get the trickle charger, some fuel system treatment and a can of ether.
We had our words, a common spat.
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat.
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Farscape Hw
Black Omega Security
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:52:00 -
[163]
Originally by: Necro EvilZombie
Originally by: Farscape Hw
ffs im getting tierd of this, i spent the last 15 mins trying to figure out whats wrong with my isp, and this is the 2nd time ive tried to post this reply....
56k FTL sucka!
necro dont make me tell everyone what you just said on ts about black ppl
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Morgain dVher
Minmatar
The Rat Pack
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:52:00 -
[164]
starting up ... 658 seconds.
By the way, a big hug to Mother Moon.
She needs it.
So do the forum mods.
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Kushman
Gallente
Errant Knight industries
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:53:00 -
[165]
Anyone else feeling like the devs made a button that just runs the server start msg. to buy time? i feel like it always takes 30 min and 4 attempts before the server start actually happens =/ I've been playing eve for a few years now and I feel like now more than ever eve is experiencing critical failure on a soon to be weekly basis. perhaps work on existing features is in order before more ingredients are added to the eve stew.
-Kush 
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Zanpt
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:53:00 -
[166]
Originally by: Concrete Slab
lets all cross our fingers, look at the bright side,it could be a lot worse,i mean.....it could.......right?
Sure it could. The startup countdown could keep resetting indefinitely... oh, wait
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Concrete Slab
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:53:00 -
[167]
TS you noobs are so poor !! lol...<3
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Richard Aiel
Caldari
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:53:00 -
[168]
lol every time i load EVE to log in the "starting up" time is longer than the last...
First time it was 3 min, then 4 min 35 sec, now 5 min 30 sec...
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Yay! I can come up with good ideas too!
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=548436&page=2 |
Angellis Lostarot
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:54:00 -
[169]
Originally by: Mud Pandemonium
CCP! Stop!
The starters farked and you're gonna flood the damn thing. The battery is dry because someone didn't pay attention when then alternator went south. The fuel filter needs to be replaced and the lines need to be flushed because some kids from down the street whizzed in the tank.
Go get the trickle charger, some fuel system treatment and a can of ether.
I LAWLED! 
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Morgain dVher
Minmatar
The Rat Pack
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:54:00 -
[170]
If anyone sees my t2 drones, they were lost one jump from futz, please adopt them and love them as I have.
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Agif
World Order
The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:54:00 -
[171]
Originally by: Zanpt
Originally by: Concrete Slab
lets all cross our fingers, look at the bright side,it could be a lot worse,i mean.....it could.......right?
Sure it could. The startup countdown could keep resetting indefinitely... oh, wait
Yet another unhappy customer 2 sec il grab you a link for WOW mb ud like that.
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Concrete Slab
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:55:00 -
[172]
oh yeah and for anyone who was crying to the mods,they dont get paid to hear your BS,so why even put your 2 cents in the coin jar?
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Eytre
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:58:00 -
[173]
Originally by: Concrete Slab
oh yeah and for anyone who was crying to the mods,they dont get paid to hear your BS,so why even put your 2 cents in the coin jar?
UHHHH... Voulenteers don't get payed, but if they did, I'm sure it would be for listening to us whine.
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Violine Ming
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:58:00 -
[174]
CCP: You want answers?
Annoying Customer: I think I'm entitled to them.
CCP: You want answers?
Annoying Customer: I want the truth!
CCP: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a universe that has servers. And those servers have to be started by men with hamsters. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Annoying Customer? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for your lost Skillpoints and you curse the CCP. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that this outage, while tragic, probably allowed some hamsters to catch a breather. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, allows our hamsters to have a break...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me to keep on feeding that hamster. You need me to feed that hamster.
We use words like servers, unexpected, problems...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent dodging the real issue. You use 'em as an excuse. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very game I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get your own )(*&@!) hamster and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
I was bored, what can I say....
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Concrete Slab
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:58:00 -
[175]
i hope you guys are happy all this time wasted just so you could do something while the server started up.............."safe sex sex alone" try it next time instead of crying on the fourms
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Zanpt
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:59:00 -
[176]
Logged in! Now to see what I've lost.
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Farscape Hw
Black Omega Security
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.07.18 07:00:00 -
[177]
Originally by: Helene Mythrana
I *DEMAND* Webcams to be installed in those Serverrooms so everyone can see if all the hamsters are running smoothly and are still ok!
Heart rate and oxygen level monitoring should be mandatory in these days, why oh why are there *no* intentions to fix this with the next patch(tm) ?
No sh*t, i'd really like to watch those chronically overpaid and insomnic programmers squirm to get the server up again 
Honestly, give those guys a break (obviously the server took one of those,too) and let's hope servers go up some time this...hmmmm...day would be cool 
according to necro they are all black hamsters and decided to take a break, then went to the toilet, then another break
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stock holder
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Posted - 2007.07.18 07:01:00 -
[178]
am i the only one that remembers certain mmo's crashing and taking over 4 days to "restart"
it will come back online when its resolved...till then grab a beer, watch some youtube and relax  |
Richard Aiel
Caldari
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2007.07.18 07:01:00 -
[179]
Why do I get the feeling that the programmers are poor pale ppl that havent seen the light of day since EVE went live, hacking away at their keyboards like ppl in the movies do (even when they dont need to type to do what they are doing) and when they press the wrong key, the server goes down and the Overmaster breaks out the whip to "encourage" them to work faster
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Yay! I can come up with good ideas too!
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=548436&page=2 |
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Rauth Kivaro
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.07.18 07:03:00 -
[180]
Folks, please be civil to each other. Regardless of your opinions about the current situation, CCP, ISD, or my ancestry, let's keep this thread flame free.
Me, I lost connection just after jumping in 0.0 in a very expensive covops, so I can certainly sympathise with everyone concerned about the situation. 
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