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Kulmid
Nubs. D-L
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Posted - 2007.07.20 08:49:00 -
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well recently me and my friend noticed some what seemed to be macro missioners. and today we decided to convo on, he got the ball rolling and joked around with him a bit, then I stepped in here (excuse the large ammount of typos, its 5am here):
missioner > hello? me > I heard you are discussing business with one of my employees missioner > yes me > well sorry but hes out of his legal right to speak with you me > so I'll take over from here missioner > ok, nice to talk with you
At this point, I'm just messing with him
me > what kinda deal are we talking about here? me > cause I got a lot of hits to pay for me > and I need to make sure the cash I get is clean missioner > yes . the isk is come from the missons me > ok well what kind of deal are we talking about here? me > my informants say they don't know much about you me > how can I be sure your business is clean? missioner > sorry, my english was not so good to understanding you well me > I'm talking about the cash here me > my people say they don't know much about you me > I need the cash missioner > you mean you need isk? me > and I need it fast me > yes missioner > yes, the isk is clean . it only comes from the missons me > ok, well how much can you provide me with? missioner > how much of isk do you need? me > I need all the ISK you can make me > I got a lot of **** to pay for me > I need it fast me > and I need it to keep commin me > don't be an unreliable source me > or I may have to put it a hit out on you missioner > i can provide you 3000m one day me > ok well lets get this transaction rolling me > transfer me the ISK so I know your good for it me > once I see you really do have the kinda ISK we are talking about me > we'll look into doing business missioner > i have the isk for sure , but how can i show you now?
At this point I'm wondering if he will actually fall for it
me > jsut transfer it to my walelt me > wallet* me > once I see you got what we are talking about me > you'll be reimbursed me > and we will look into doing business missioner > if i transfer the isk to your wallet , then how do you pay for that ? me > I'll give it back to you me > I jsut need to see you have it missioner > sorry , but how can i trust of you ? me > because I'm a respectable business man me > I need a flow of ISK that is constant me > if I rip you off, I lose a business partner me > you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours missioner > but im not know your history me > and I don't know yours me > someone has to initiate the transaction me > for all I know, you don't even have the ISK me > tell you what me > we'll cut a deal me > you show my 1000m and I'll assume your good for the rest? me > how abotu taht? missioner > we can trading in a same station, then i can show you my money, but not put the buttom accept. me > taht means nothing me > I can type 9999m ISK in there me > doesn't mean I have it me > so, you transfer me 1000m ISK me > and I'll assume you have 3000m me > ok? missioner > well if you can type 9999m on my screen , i will trust you:) me > that doesn't matter me > I'm just telling you me > I can type anything I want, it does not mean I actually have it me > until I press accept, it won't change it me > besides, that takes too long missioner > really ? where are you in? me > I need the ISK fast me > if you cannot provide me with what I need me > I understand, I'll go to someone else missioner > ok, i will transfer 1000m to you wallet . but when will you give me back it? me > right away me > soon as I see you have it
and then he gives me 1bil ISK and I block him and close the chat
~~~~~ Success is the happy feeling you get between the time you do something and the time you tell a woman what you did. Originally by: CCP Wrangler There's no greater honor than winning.
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Boomershoot
Caldari Insurgent New Eden Tribe Deus .Ex. Machina
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Posted - 2007.07.20 08:57:00 -
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weird story...grats however for 1b made out of a succesfull scam \o/ ----------------------------------------------- Forum Warfare - Rank (4) - Level V Forum Warfare Specialist - Rank (9) - Level III Armor Flame Compensation - Rank (5) - Level IV |

Strife Phoenix
Acerbus Vindictum
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Posted - 2007.07.20 08:57:00 -
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haha :D
Somehow I feel you could have gotten all of his money if you continued with the social engineering part a bit longer..
ACERBUS-VINDICTUM - Revelare Pecunia! |

Devian 666
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.07.20 08:57:00 -
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You rock. May his starving farm animals curse you with their snouts.
I agree I don't have the features to be a holoreel star. Most people have missed the point that this is Mobsters Online and that carebears are at the bottom of the foodchain. |

Kulmid
Nubs. D-L
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Posted - 2007.07.20 08:58:00 -
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Originally by: Strife Phoenix haha :D
Somehow I feel you could have gotten all of his money if you continued with the social engineering part a bit longer..
meh, I agree, but its 5am and I'm ******* tired
~~~~~ Success is the happy feeling you get between the time you do something and the time you tell a woman what you did. Originally by: CCP Wrangler There's no greater honor than winning.
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Strife Phoenix
Acerbus Vindictum
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Posted - 2007.07.20 09:01:00 -
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Originally by: Kulmid
Originally by: Strife Phoenix haha :D
Somehow I feel you could have gotten all of his money if you continued with the social engineering part a bit longer..
meh, I agree, but its 5am and I'm ******* tired
Oh and btw, great scamming though.. You followed my motto (last words in sig) to the letter :D
ACERBUS-VINDICTUM - Revelare Pecunia! |

Kesh McCall
Caldari Eagle Technologies
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Posted - 2007.07.20 09:31:00 -
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Macro Missioner eh ? That "Macro" can even talk like a decent person .. wow the chinese AI surly is advanced.
WHat you busted, if at all is a farmer... And at no point hes stating that hes selling the ISK for RL cash either.
So waht you actually did is scam someone out of 1 bil ISK, good enough ...
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars
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Kulmid
Nubs. D-L
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Posted - 2007.07.20 09:35:00 -
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Originally by: Kesh McCall Macro Missioner eh ? That "Macro" can even talk like a decent person .. wow the chinese AI surly is advanced.
WHat you busted, if at all is a farmer... And at no point hes stating that hes selling the ISK for RL cash either.
So waht you actually did is scam someone out of 1 bil ISK, good enough ...
good point Edited to "Mission Farmer" and I was careful to not let him say anything about selling it for ISK, just incase CCP might then justify taking the ISK from me
~~~~~ Success is the happy feeling you get between the time you do something and the time you tell a woman what you did. Originally by: CCP Wrangler There's no greater honor than winning.
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XrayZ
Euphoria Foundation
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Posted - 2007.07.20 11:01:00 -
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i dont understand what kind of biznez are u talking about? and why would he just give u 1bil?
man... why dont i find ppl like this? that just gives away theyŚr isk  --------------------------------------
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Zhett Haukes
Insult to Injury
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Posted - 2007.07.20 11:05:00 -
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That is classic! Good job.
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Althea Nar'agh
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.07.20 11:24:00 -
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Proof || STFU !!!
Wire me the 1b so i can see you have it, and i will post here confirming you are not a liar... And offcourse i will reimburse you after... -------------------------- War. War never changes EvE Training Monitor - A Google Gadget Now with wallet data. |

Nocturnal Avenger
The Ankou The Reckoning.
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Posted - 2007.07.20 11:32:00 -
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Originally by: Althea Nar'agh Proof || STFU !!!
Wire me the 1b so i can see you have it, and i will post here confirming you are not a liar... And offcourse i will reimburse you after...
That's not a good deal.
I'll reimburse with 10% interest... 
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Zeonos
Amarr Fairtrade Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.07.20 11:43:00 -
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give me one, and ill send 3 back. you need them!
Look I Hijacked a sig!! -Kaemonn <3 Kaemonn -Zeonos A sunset with Kaemonn... how nice... -Wachtmeister In Eve-Online Forum Hijack Signature! -Ivan K This space is reserved for moderator hijacking, Need more colors!
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Brisco County
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Posted - 2007.07.20 12:00:00 -
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Why block him if he was willing to pay another 2 bills?
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Bryg Philomena
Green Lantern Corps
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Posted - 2007.07.20 12:31:00 -
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from what I saw, had you returned it, he would have sent you so much isk every day? Or was I reading something wrong. If that was it, wouldnt the long term goal of paying it back been more effective?
Anyhow nice scam.
and someone in this thread has the same sig as me... I love!
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???
Your signature image exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Sahwoolo Etoophie |

hUssmann
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.07.20 13:24:00 -
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Excellent stuff.
Ginger Magician > You are merely an effective ganker of haulers who runs at the first sign of combat. |

Don Z0LA
Caldari TunDraGon
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Posted - 2007.07.20 13:32:00 -
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Edited by: Don Z0LA on 20/07/2007 13:32:27 obviously that guy expected to sell that isk for $ or really has some brain malfunction :/ dunno maybe he should be banned too :)
edit: spelling :/
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LMAAAOOOO
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Posted - 2007.07.20 14:00:00 -
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Originally by: Don Z0LA Edited by: Don Z0LA on 20/07/2007 13:32:27 obviously that guy expected to sell that isk for $ or really has some brain malfunction :/ dunno maybe he should be banned too :)
edit: spelling :/
I hope you dont mind if I jackoff to your sig. _______________________________________________
Originally by: murder one lmaaaoooo has made it into my sig.
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jimmyjam
Turbulent
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Posted - 2007.07.20 14:59:00 -
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Good story that was indeed a wierd convo tbh.
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DarkElf
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.07.20 15:06:00 -
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wtf? never knew making isk was that easy. Not much of a scammer myself but always makes me laugh when ppl lose money from sheer stupidity.
DE
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Kulmid
Nubs. D-L
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Posted - 2007.07.20 18:26:00 -
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Originally by: XrayZ i dont understand what kind of biznez are u talking about? and why would he just give u 1bil?
man... why dont i find ppl like this? that just gives away theyŚr isk 
I just assumed this guy was an ISK seller, so obviously he thought I was going to buy 3000m ISK a day, wihtout my ever saying anything like this
~~~~~ Success is the happy feeling you get between the time you do something and the time you tell a woman what you did. Originally by: CCP Wrangler There's no greater honor than winning.
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.07.20 19:36:00 -
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Originally by: Kulmid Edited by: Kulmid on 20/07/2007 18:22:16 well recently me and my friend noticed some what seemed to be missioner farmers (if not then I scammed some idiot out of 1bil, that works too). and today we decided to convo on, he got the ball rolling and joked around with him a bit, then I stepped in here (excuse the large ammount of typos, its 5am here):
*snip* Posting of chatlogs is not allowed in C&P other than in the Pirate Stories Thread -TheDagda ([email protected])
sad....
nevertheless: convo
and then he gives me 1bil ISK and I block him and close the chat
I think you just profited from a macrominer and didn't report them to CCP; I hope they deal with you accordingly.
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DarkElf
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.07.20 20:05:00 -
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Originally by: Derovius Vaden
Originally by: Kulmid Edited by: Kulmid on 20/07/2007 18:22:16 well recently me and my friend noticed some what seemed to be missioner farmers (if not then I scammed some idiot out of 1bil, that works too). and today we decided to convo on, he got the ball rolling and joked around with him a bit, then I stepped in here (excuse the large ammount of typos, its 5am here):
*snip* Posting of chatlogs is not allowed in C&P other than in the Pirate Stories Thread -TheDagda ([email protected])
sad....
nevertheless: convo
and then he gives me 1bil ISK and I block him and close the chat
I think you just profited from a macrominer and didn't report them to CCP; I hope they deal with you accordingly.
wow that's a really advanced macro. it almost sounded like a real person 
DE
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.07.20 20:33:00 -
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Originally by: DarkElf
Originally by: Derovius Vaden
Originally by: Kulmid Edited by: Kulmid on 20/07/2007 18:22:16 well recently me and my friend noticed some what seemed to be missioner farmers (if not then I scammed some idiot out of 1bil, that works too). and today we decided to convo on, he got the ball rolling and joked around with him a bit, then I stepped in here (excuse the large ammount of typos, its 5am here):
*snip* Posting of chatlogs is not allowed in C&P other than in the Pirate Stories Thread -TheDagda ([email protected])
sad....
nevertheless: convo
and then he gives me 1bil ISK and I block him and close the chat
I think you just profited from a macrominer and didn't report them to CCP; I hope they deal with you accordingly.
wow that's a really advanced macro. it almost sounded like a real person 
DE
Tiller Alt.
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KD.Fluffy
The Refugees
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Posted - 2007.07.20 21:16:00 -
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considering that the isk you ripped is his lively hood in china most likely, its kinda sad 
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LMAAAOOOO
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Posted - 2007.07.20 21:18:00 -
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Originally by: KD.Fluffy considering that the isk you ripped is his lively hood in china most likely, its kinda sad 
No they deserve it, lets hope they die from hunger _______________________________________________
Originally by: murder one lmaaaoooo has made it into my sig.
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KD.Fluffy
The Refugees
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Posted - 2007.07.20 22:35:00 -
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Quote: No they deserve it, lets hope they die from hunger
Yeah people deserve to be so poor and have such ****ty job oportunities that the best way for them to make money is by farming isk all day......
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.07.20 22:48:00 -
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Originally by: KD.Fluffy
Quote: No they deserve it, lets hope they die from hunger
Yeah people deserve to be so poor and have such ****ty job oportunities that the best way for them to make money is by farming isk all day......
Better be careful empathizing with the farmers there Fluffy, you might get called out as a farmer yourself. Chinese people don't have emotions, and <insert uneducated racist slander here>.

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Golden Helmet
Caldari Team Americas
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Posted - 2007.07.20 23:13:00 -
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Edited by: Golden Helmet on 20/07/2007 23:13:11
Originally by: Derovius Vaden
Originally by: DarkElf
Originally by: Derovius Vaden
Originally by: Kulmid Edited by: Kulmid on 20/07/2007 18:22:16 well recently me and my friend noticed some what seemed to be missioner farmers (if not then I scammed some idiot out of 1bil, that works too). and today we decided to convo on, he got the ball rolling and joked around with him a bit, then I stepped in here (excuse the large ammount of typos, its 5am here):
*snip* Posting of chatlogs is not allowed in C&P other than in the Pirate Stories Thread -TheDagda ([email protected])
sad....
nevertheless: convo
and then he gives me 1bil ISK and I block him and close the chat
I think you just profited from a macrominer and didn't report them to CCP; I hope they deal with you accordingly.
wow that's a really advanced macro. it almost sounded like a real person 
DE
Tiller Alt.
You, my good sir, are a ree tard (damned profanity filter), a troll alt, and the kind of person we really need to start exterminating right after birth.
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Human Cattle
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Posted - 2007.07.20 23:18:00 -
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I can't believe this is real, nobody just gives away one billion isk to a fast-talking stranger hoping they give it back.
do they?!
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