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Sir Dancealot
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Posted - 2007.07.23 22:20:00 -
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Inspiration
Originally by: Incantare
Thread does not deliver. I was expecting a story, funny, surprising or otherwise interesting. Instead I got to read Kehmor's smacking. Awesome.
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Micheal Dietrich
Cynical Cartel
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Posted - 2007.07.23 22:22:00 -
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Just outta curiousity, just how were you planning on breaking a leg?
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Micheal Dietrich
Cynical Cartel
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Posted - 2007.07.23 22:27:00 -
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Originally by: Sir Dancealot Inspiration
Damn the dummy who leaned out of the car and the kickboxer made me cringe.
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Llerrad Gabemid
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.07.23 22:45:00 -
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ahh... the ironic economic exploitation of socialism  --- Welcome to Bonertown Population 0
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Rei Sara
Kopenhagen's Bloody Buccaneers
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Posted - 2007.07.23 23:00:00 -
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Originally by: Derovius Vaden Mr. Office Worker can spend the next 40 years of his life in the same position, while Ms. Nurse smartens up and applies to a privately owned and operated nursing facility. Said Nurse than cuts off Mr. Office worker in her nice shiny Bentley, Mr. Office Worker snaps due to roadrage, murderer's Ms. Nurse and marries some 300lb Columbian inmate named Jesus in the dank recesses of the local jail.
Everyone wins. 
You're a twisted, evil person.
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Layrex
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.07.24 16:59:00 -
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Edited by: Layrex on 24/07/2007 17:03:10
Originally by: Mr Jay
Originally by: Layrex Edited by: Layrex on 23/07/2007 16:15:39 This is whats wrong with Britain.
I'm a Nurse and I work 13 hour shifts often without a break for a measly 18k a year when someone with an office or builders job earns 30k!
I also have to put up with the most heart rendering/sickest things you'd ever see in your life. The only thing that keeps me going is my passion to help people.
Get a grip.
YOU should've tried harder during your education.
Say hello to Mr. Office Worker 
I got B's in all my A levels thankyou. I just really wanted to be a nurse. When I go home at the end of the day i know i've made a difference.
You also have no idea how offensive that is. Would you call a 3 year uni course with 4 weeks a year off not working hard in education?? Working a 13 hour placement then going home and writing an essay. If that's not trying hard I don't know what is.
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.07.24 17:21:00 -
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Originally by: Layrex Edited by: Layrex on 24/07/2007 17:03:10
Originally by: Mr Jay
Originally by: Layrex Edited by: Layrex on 23/07/2007 16:15:39 This is whats wrong with Britain.
I'm a Nurse and I work 13 hour shifts often without a break for a measly 18k a year when someone with an office or builders job earns 30k!
I also have to put up with the most heart rendering/sickest things you'd ever see in your life. The only thing that keeps me going is my passion to help people.
Get a grip.
YOU should've tried harder during your education.
Say hello to Mr. Office Worker 
I got B's in all my A levels thankyou. I just really wanted to be a nurse. When I go home at the end of the day i know i've made a difference.
You also have no idea how offensive that is. Would you call a 3 year uni course with 4 weeks a year off not working hard in education?? Working a 13 hour placement then going home and writing an essay. If that's not trying hard I don't know what is.
Giving birth is harder, I'd say. 
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Bistot Kid
The First Thing You'll Ever See
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Posted - 2007.07.24 17:45:00 -
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Are you demented? Give up Eve for starters.
If you're considering breaking a leg to play more of it, there's something seriously wrong with your priorities in life.
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.07.24 17:50:00 -
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Originally by: Bistot Kid Are you demented? Give up Eve for starters.
If you're considering breaking a leg to play more of it, there's something seriously wrong with your priorities in life.
Atleast he did't consider breaking his hand, a man without fap is a man without hope. 
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Ione Hunt
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.07.24 17:52:00 -
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Why not break BOTH your legs, and one week before they're healed, break your amrs...that'll allow you to play eve for weeks...yay \o/  _______________
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Micheal Dietrich
Cynical Cartel
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Posted - 2007.07.24 17:55:00 -
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Originally by: Ione Hunt Why not break BOTH your legs, and one week before they're healed, break your amrs...that'll allow you to play eve for weeks...yay \o/ 
Well if he broke both arms it would make it hard to play eve especially if they put him in some funky cast or something. Maybe he could go play in traffic or something and hope for just a couple of broken ribs which would make it near impossible to lift anything heavy if thats part of his job description.
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.07.24 18:05:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: Ione Hunt Why not break BOTH your legs, and one week before they're healed, break your amrs...that'll allow you to play eve for weeks...yay \o/ 
Well if he broke both arms it would make it hard to play eve especially if they put him in some funky cast or something. Maybe he could go play in traffic or something and hope for just a couple of broken ribs which would make it near impossible to lift anything heavy if thats part of his job description.
I suppose the risk of death associated with broken ribs has completely been forgotten in your brillant scheme...
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Micheal Dietrich
Cynical Cartel
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Posted - 2007.07.24 18:10:00 -
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Originally by: Derovius Vaden
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: Ione Hunt Why not break BOTH your legs, and one week before they're healed, break your amrs...that'll allow you to play eve for weeks...yay \o/ 
Well if he broke both arms it would make it hard to play eve especially if they put him in some funky cast or something. Maybe he could go play in traffic or something and hope for just a couple of broken ribs which would make it near impossible to lift anything heavy if thats part of his job description.
I suppose the risk of death associated with broken ribs has completely been forgotten in your brillant scheme...
Only if it punctures a vital organ.....
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Bistot Kid
The First Thing You'll Ever See
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Posted - 2007.07.24 18:25:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich Only if it punctures a vital organ.....
By the sounds of it, he could empty a nailgun into his head and still miss a vital organ! 
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Copine Callmeknau
Celestial Janissaries Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.25 01:54:00 -
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Quite possibly the greatest idea of all time 
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Originally by: Patch86 Depressing as hell though. By the end, you feel like someone's eaten your kitten.
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