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SHC Derek
We Know Derek
Derek Knows Us
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:42:00 -
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Edited by: SHC Derek on 25/07/2007 18:44:32
Today, a lifetime's work comes to fruition. The fatherly hand of Derek extends over numerous shepherdless corps, and unites them in the light of his tache. Today, High Sierra still knows Derek. Today...
Derek Knows YOU!
Derek's first proclamation is to declare war on Pandemic Legion. These scurvy pirates must be eliminated for the good of future Dereklings, who deserve the right to frolic in peace!
Some may say that deccing an outlaw corp is useless. They are wrong! This tactic will serve to minimise, nay completely eliminate DEREK casualties! At the same time, securing the borders of highsec space against the pirate menace will prove a simple matter. With these bold new tactics, hopefully many more will flock to the banner of Derek in future.
If you have any doubts, remember: just ask High Sierra. He knows Derek!
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GO MaZ
Spartan Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:43:00 -
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/signed
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M'buku
Minmatar
Black Nova Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:43:00 -
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Edited by: M''buku on 25/07/2007 18:43:39
So who's the to kill Mazziliu?
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SasRipper
DIE WITH HONOUR
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:44:00 -
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DEREK!
*snip* Sas has spoken this tread shall be locked. |
Iwishai Wazahero
Scrofulous Wealth
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:44:00 -
[5]
All hail the 'tache!
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Righteous Fury
Slacker Industries
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:47:00 -
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hay guys, wuts going on in here?!
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Anton March
Yiotul Fighters
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:48:00 -
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It has begun!!
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Tiz M'Ralda
No One Important
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:48:00 -
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o7
DEREK > All.
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Proud member of the [DEREK] Alliance. |
Brunswick2
coracao ardente
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:48:00 -
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\o/ derek ftw
O RLY? - Kreul |
Raivi
Explosion Matrix
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:49:00 -
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Edited by: Raivi on 25/07/2007 18:53:58
The thousand corps of the DEREK alliance descend upon you!
Our mustaches will blot out the sun!
:{D
Explosion Matrix: Nostrum Nomen est Ridiculum |
Shamis Orzoz
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:50:00 -
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Vando, SHC will rot your brain.
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Karunel
Princeps Corp
YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:50:00 -
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Edited by: Karunel on 25/07/2007 18:50:55
All hail the glorious leader.
Edit:
 Quote:
Vando, SHC will rot your brain.
Someone in CAOD saying SHC will rot someone's brain, I'm sure you appreciate the irony. 
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Originally by: elbenito
The problem with large fleet engagements is that the hamsters stop to watch.
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Iwishai Wazahero
Scrofulous Wealth
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:50:00 -
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Originally by: Righteous Fury
hay guys, wuts going on in here?!
The Mighty One has unveiled his face, and now walks amongst us. Derek has let free the Moustache of Greatness.
And verily will Pandemic Legion grow fat and bloated on the corpses of the brethren, yet we shall not die.
Derek. For now and forever.
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Bu Jinkan
Amarr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:51:00 -
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posting in a played out SHC meme thread
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Beef Hardslab
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:51:00 -
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There can be only one.
Why there should be a breathalyzer to login to Eve:
Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii
Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
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Torshin
Prophets Of a Damned Universe
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:52:00 -
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hai derek. You are too sexy
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Backdoor Bandit - Unofficial leader of the new 'Post with your main or STFU' campaign.
I'm Shinra and I'm the champion of Eve. |
Torshin
Prophets Of a Damned Universe
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:53:00 -
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Originally by: Bu Jinkan
posting in a played out SHC meme thread
we don't need that CAOD **** on SHC. GO back to eve-o
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Backdoor Bandit - Unofficial leader of the new 'Post with your main or STFU' campaign.
I'm Shinra and I'm the champion of Eve. |
Zephirz
Cruoris Seraphim
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:53:00 -
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hail derek and the great stache
zephirz
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Vando
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:54:00 -
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Originally by: Shamis Orzoz
Vando, SHC will rot your brain.
But I can taste the rainbow, and it tastes goooood 
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Bu Jinkan
Amarr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:54:00 -
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Originally by: Torshin
Originally by: Bu Jinkan
posting in a played out SHC meme thread
we don't need that CAOD **** on SHC. GO back to eve-o
You must be confused. I *am* on eve-o.
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Torshin
Prophets Of a Damned Universe
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:55:00 -
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Originally by: Bu Jinkan
Originally by: Torshin
Originally by: Bu Jinkan
posting in a played out SHC meme thread
we don't need that CAOD **** on SHC. GO back to eve-o
You must be confused. I *am* on eve-o.
sorry, it was a joke. See on SHC when trolls like you post people tell them to get that CAOD **** outta here.
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Backdoor Bandit - Unofficial leader of the new 'Post with your main or STFU' campaign.
I'm Shinra and I'm the champion of Eve. |
Vando
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.07.25 18:56:00 -
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Originally by: Bu Jinkan
Originally by: Torshin
Originally by: Bu Jinkan
posting in a played out SHC meme thread
we don't need that CAOD **** on SHC. GO back to eve-o
You must be confused. I *am* on eve-o.
The Derek announcement thread is effectively an SHC embassy, thus you are posting on SHC soil. GET OUT!
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Saladin
Minmatar
Eternity INC.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.07.25 19:01:00 -
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Edited by: Saladin on 25/07/2007 19:05:03
I think the joke is overdone guys, at this point you all look like you belong to an obscure cult. Stop drinking the Kool-Aid and start growing up.
Whats after Derek Knows you? Derek Loves you? Derek works in Mysterious Ways? Derek wants you to be quiet about that incident in the confession booth?
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Lord Loom
Loom Service
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Posted - 2007.07.25 19:02:00 -
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Originally by: Saladin
Whats this 'derek' thing that everyone is going on about? I think the joke is overdone guys, at this point you all look like you belong to an obscure cult. Don't drink the Kool-Aid and grow up.
fail 
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KEEP TRY!!!
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Iwishai Wazahero
Scrofulous Wealth
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Posted - 2007.07.25 19:04:00 -
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Originally by: Saladin
you all look like you belong to an obscure cult.
Appearances can be deceptive!!
(just not in this case)
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Torshin
Prophets Of a Damned Universe
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Posted - 2007.07.25 19:05:00 -
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Edited by: Torshin on 25/07/2007 19:05:22
Originally by: Saladin
Whats this 'derek' thing that everyone is going on about? I think the joke is overdone guys, at this point you all look like you belong to an obscure cult. Don't drink the Kool-Aid and grow up.
this guy obviously doesn't know derek
even hammerhead says he knows OF derek
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Backdoor Bandit - Unofficial leader of the new 'Post with your main or STFU' campaign.
I'm Shinra and I'm the champion of Eve. |
Beef Hardslab
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.25 19:05:00 -
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Originally by: Saladin
Whats this 'derek' thing that everyone is going on about? I think the joke is overdone guys, at this point you all look like you belong to an obscure cult. Don't drink the Kool-Aid and grow up.
Huh?
Why there should be a breathalyzer to login to Eve:
Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii
Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
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Raivi
Explosion Matrix
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Posted - 2007.07.25 19:06:00 -
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Originally by: Saladin
Whats this 'derek' thing that everyone is going on about? I think the joke is overdone guys, at this point you all look like you belong to an obscure cult. Don't drink the Kool-Aid and grow up.
But.... but....
The Kool-Aid is 'Purplesaurus Rex' flavour!
Explosion Matrix: Nostrum Nomen est Ridiculum |
Frools
Chaos Reborn
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Posted - 2007.07.25 19:08:00 -
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herro!
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Kery Syander
DNR
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Posted - 2007.07.25 19:08:00 -
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Epic announcement from an epic alliance.
I expect Pandemic Legion to fold easily under the full weight of Derek.
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