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jimmyjam
Divine Heresy
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Posted - 2007.08.07 21:12:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax Went to the liquor store to buy a bottle of Amarone (great wine!) for a dinner party at my house. Dodiez shows up at the counter with a bottle of Live Wire (Orange Mountain Dew - tastes like pixie-stix!!).
My eyes boggled...I haven't been able to find Live Wire in ages, and it beats the poo out of plain orange soda. Think orange soda + caffeine + extra sugar.
I bought two bottles of it; one for her, one for me.
In the parking lot, Dodiez dropped her bottle on the ground, where it promptly went flat of course. I snatched it up, on the verge of haranguing her for letting such precious goodness be tainted, and she casually says, "I don't care, I have another bottle."
.........
Now, lets be clear on something. I bought it. I bought both of them. She ganked my Live Wire. WTF?!?
She seems to gank your drinks alot need to sort that out. ----------------------------------------------- Do you serve a purpose , or purposely serve |

Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.08.07 21:47:00 -
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Originally by: Wind Ictiva ok before start throwing big words around. lets get the facts straight. she only threatened you with drinking the live wire, right? so basically no crime has been commited (other than the unfortunate loss of carbonation in the other bottle).
also we must bear in mind that it was indeed dodiez who found the beverage and brought it to your attention. had she not done that, you would have missed out on the delicacy altogether.
so im sorry mr. dax, but you dont have a case. dismissed.
PS for the lamers flaming here, get your ugly troll faces back to GD.
NOT AGAIN!! Damn your tasty deliciousness, Live Wire!
I like you, Wind. *kisses*
Yes, there would have been no consuming of aforementioned soda unless I would have found it; therefore Finders Keepers and all of that. Obviously, we know that it doesn't matter who PURCHASES the said soda; Curzon established that when I "stole" the Fanta goodness.
And yes, I'm sure the bounty still stands. *sob* I was almost suicided a bit ago, however said noob couldn't break my tank. RAWR! I guess he took the bounty thought to extreme.
and for everyone else trolling...don't be mean, you mean meanies!
And yes, Curzon is wonderful on long winter nights and all the other nights too. He's cuddly. And he sings to me all the time. I get live parodies whenever I want. Peaches & cream. He said it...can't believe he said it, but there it is, in black and white.
However, to keep me on topic...I deserved that soda, I found it. Yes, he bought it, however, he would have had NONE if I had not been trolling about the store. He's lucky I didn't gank it all.
Besides...mine was all flat.
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Psyco Groupie
Ardent Adversary Anvil.
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Posted - 2007.08.07 22:36:00 -
[33]
Curzons posts make me smile... awwwwww 
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Jimer Lins
Gallente Sanctuary
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Posted - 2007.08.07 23:17:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax Edited by: Curzon Dax on 07/08/2007 19:38:46 Ah...I loled at the guy up ^
Dodiez and I get along like peaches and cream. Pretty much always have. :)
These are just parodies to give the twitch players who troll this particular forum (and you other folks too) a little brevity. =)
I don't think she knows about this latest accusation yet. =p
*EDIT* And yes, we were in gang. I've filed a petition for exploit but haven't heard back yet.
The response on THAT petition should be interesting. Hope you don't end up docked on the couch. ;)
SEARCh- we find sites for you! |

Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.08.07 23:34:00 -
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Originally by: Jimer Lins
Originally by: Curzon Dax Edited by: Curzon Dax on 07/08/2007 19:38:46 Ah...I loled at the guy up ^
Dodiez and I get along like peaches and cream. Pretty much always have. :)
These are just parodies to give the twitch players who troll this particular forum (and you other folks too) a little brevity. =)
I don't think she knows about this latest accusation yet. =p
*EDIT* And yes, we were in gang. I've filed a petition for exploit but haven't heard back yet.
The response on THAT petition should be interesting. Hope you don't end up docked on the couch. ;)

Good idea.
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Liang Nuren
The Refugees
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Posted - 2007.08.08 00:20:00 -
[36]
Hahaha.. thread delivers. Nice rant on the flames btw.
Liang
Originally by: "QproQ"
When people say "Put 'stabs on your 'cane", they mean GYROSTABS"
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Jamikest
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2007.08.08 00:27:00 -
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Curzon:
Being such an older player than myself, I feel slightly embarassed to be reminding you of the following:
When in gang and you jettison your cargo, you DO NOT have the luxury of an aggression timer when your gang mate picks up your jettisonned loot. Your petition, I will wager, will be denied due to this simple rule most of us have learned early on.
My sympathies go out to you as you have been swindled by an O-Thief (ORANGE). Next time do NOT accept random gang invites. You are lucky she did not make off with your ship (car).
--out of character--
If you dont get Dax's threads, it is not because he is in the wrong thread. It's because you lack a sense of humor. That is all.
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Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.08.08 02:07:00 -
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Originally by: Jamikest Curzon:
Being such an older player than myself, I feel slightly embarassed to be reminding you of the following:
When in gang and you jettison your cargo, you DO NOT have the luxury of an aggression timer when your gang mate picks up your jettisonned loot. Your petition, I will wager, will be denied due to this simple rule most of us have learned early on.
My sympathies go out to you as you have been swindled by an O-Thief (ORANGE). Next time do NOT accept random gang invites. You are lucky she did not make off with your ship (car).
--out of character--
If you dont get Dax's threads, it is not because he is in the wrong thread. It's because you lack a sense of humor. That is all.
I love Eve players, they have such a great imagination. Seriously, putting this into the context of Eve and how everyone runs with it is just great. That's why he posts these things.
However!
I am not an O-theif. I am an O-excavator, because I found something that is not even made anymore. He should be effing grateful! And we were in my Inty. I'm not just some girl who needs a chauffeur, I like to be in the ****pit. Hell, who doesn't?
P.S. I'm going to buy more tomorrow and hide it. And I'm not gonna share.
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Rilder
Caldari THC LTD
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Posted - 2007.08.08 02:17:00 -
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Originally by: Dodiez I'm not just some girl who needs a chauffeur, I like to be in the ****pit. Hell, who doesn't?
Bloody hell Curzon is lucky...
/end perverted mind
Visit my blog =)http://rilderslog.blogspot.com/ |

Filthy Pierre
Gallente Laughing Fox Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.08.08 02:54:00 -
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Dax, you need to be very wary of this problem.
Unchecked it can lead to what I call the "Free Money" syndrome wherein the perpetrator will start looting the bowl you put your small change in before you undressed for the night.
I was a victim of this for a few months before I put a stop to it. She particularly liked shiny golden dollar coins. I only figured it out when I started having no change for a soda at work all of a sudden..
First it's your soda, then your dessert, then it's your small change, who knows where it will end...?
FP
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.08 04:19:00 -
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Originally by: Filthy Pierre Dax, you need to be very wary of this problem.
Unchecked it can lead to what I call the "Free Money" syndrome wherein the perpetrator will start looting the bowl you put your small change in before you undressed for the night.
I was a victim of this for a few months before I put a stop to it. She particularly liked shiny golden dollar coins. I only figured it out when I started having no change for a soda at work all of a sudden..
First it's your soda, then your dessert, then it's your small change, who knows where it will end...?
FP
Oh my...
OH MY!
I'm not the only one with a change dish. And she DID swindle out of my change cup. I didn't even think of it at the time, but all the pieces of the puzzle are starting to mesh together in a diabolical scheme the likes of which will make the GHSC heist look like stealing lunch money from the crippled kid at school!!!!!!
You sir, are an insightful genius!
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Cyrax Blackwell
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Posted - 2007.08.08 04:21:00 -
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Sheer brilliance!
Live Wire is the only Mt. Dew I liked :(
hrm.. did you check to see if its out of date?
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2007.08.08 04:30:00 -
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I could care less about the mountain dew gank personally... it's the sweatshirt one that hurts!!
I have none left  ____________________ Hi. I'm not an alt :) |

Dodiez
Gallente ScaryScaryNoobs
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Posted - 2007.08.08 04:39:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Filthy Pierre Dax, you need to be very wary of this problem.
Unchecked it can lead to what I call the "Free Money" syndrome wherein the perpetrator will start looting the bowl you put your small change in before you undressed for the night.
I was a victim of this for a few months before I put a stop to it. She particularly liked shiny golden dollar coins. I only figured it out when I started having no change for a soda at work all of a sudden..
First it's your soda, then your dessert, then it's your small change, who knows where it will end...?
FP
Oh my...
OH MY!
I'm not the only one with a change dish. And she DID swindle out of my change cup. I didn't even think of it at the time, but all the pieces of the puzzle are starting to mesh together in a diabolical scheme the likes of which will make the GHSC heist look like stealing lunch money from the crippled kid at school!!!!!!
You sir, are an insightful genius!
I never stole your change!
except that one time...
and the Live Wire was not out of date; it was tasty and delicious.
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Viper ShizzIe
Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.08.08 05:03:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Dodiez
and the Live Wire was not out of date; it was tasty and delicious.
=o
WTB: Fresh Live Wire.
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.08.08 05:51:00 -
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Originally by: Viper ****zIe
Originally by: Dodiez
and the Live Wire was not out of date; it was tasty and delicious.
=o
WTB: Fresh Live Wire.
WTT: Fresh Live Wire for Fresh Crystal Pepsi.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Viper ShizzIe
Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.08.08 06:26:00 -
[47]
Originally by: An Anarchyyt
Originally by: Viper ****zIe
Originally by: Dodiez
and the Live Wire was not out of date; it was tasty and delicious.
=o
WTB: Fresh Live Wire.
WTT: Fresh Live Wire for Fresh Crystal Pepsi.
I have 6 bottles of Pepsi Blue in my basement.
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Zero Legion
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Posted - 2007.08.08 06:52:00 -
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Where do yall live? Its in stores a plenty in Colorado. *Drinks some Live Wire* Does anyone remember what that grappy g*****Dew was called?
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We are nothing, formless and void. We are a lack of all. Alone we are powerless, together we are unstoppable. WE ARE LEGION!!!! |

Zero Legion
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Posted - 2007.08.08 06:53:00 -
[49]
^ Says G then R then A then P then E Which is weird, I like G then R then A then P then E flavored soda, and I like mtn dew, but I hated that stuff
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We are nothing, formless and void. We are a lack of all. Alone we are powerless, together we are unstoppable. WE ARE LEGION!!!! |

Boonaki
Caldari Knights of Chaos Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.08.08 06:56:00 -
[50]
Pod her. Fear the Ibis of doom!
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Viper ShizzIe
Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.08.08 07:21:00 -
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Originally by: Zero Legion Where do yall live? Its in stores a plenty in Colorado. *Drinks some Live Wire* Does anyone remember what that grappy g*****Dew was called?
Pitch black.
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Matuk Grymwal
Impartial Predjudices
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Posted - 2007.08.08 08:20:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax Oh my...
OH MY!
I'm not the only one with a change dish. And she DID swindle out of my change cup. I didn't even think of it at the time, but all the pieces of the puzzle are starting to mesh together in a diabolical scheme the likes of which will make the GHSC heist look like stealing lunch money from the crippled kid at school!!!!!!
You sir, are an insightful genius!
The net is closing! As soon as the jade falcon crows at midnight it's all over for you. You may as well self destruct all your ships, donate your cash to some random noob and trash all your items....at least you will deny her the satisfaction. ---------- Life isn't fair. Get over it. |

Belial Tempter
Amarr Twisted Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.08 08:48:00 -
[53]
/me thinks long and hard about the above rant, then directs Curzon to Out of Pod Experience

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Willow Whisp
Sadist Faction
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Posted - 2007.08.08 09:49:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Curzon Dax*EDIT* And yes, we were in gang. I've filed a petition for exploit but haven't heard back yet.[/quote
Did she get a cellphone call just before she ganked your soda?
I bet you she invited an in-law to the gang without your knowledge - It's game mechanics! you were in gang with someone at-war and didn't know it  ...
Sadist Faction is recruiting
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3Lance
Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.08.08 11:00:00 -
[55]
funnaay...[/sarcasm]
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Lavraen
Minmatar Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.08.08 11:49:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Curzon Dax *ahem* Ran out of room...
But yes, that was tongue in cheek. Parodies / off the wall things, and anything in general to lighten the mood of an otherwise too dedicated community.
And to the guy up there who said, "Do you even play this game?"
Well, on occasion. When the servers are up. Feel free to look me up for a personal demonstration of my adequate ability to pilot a ship in Eve. 
Yep it's all about you.
Thanks for giving the community your patronising input... again.
Perhaps your literary skills could be better utilised elsewhere, like on Jupiter. Or maybe you feel you are the next JK rowling and that the community needs your constant input of song lyrics and obscure threads in order to survive.
Another case of Roman Emperor syndrome?
I eagerly await your tediously verbose, needlessly eloquent and waffling reply. Generally without a point, but usually including the highly original insult "You're all 13 year old kids" Why not upgrade to the "You're all noobs" insult at no extra cost...
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Gladiator Jonny
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2007.08.08 11:58:00 -
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Originally by: Lavraen
Originally by: Curzon Dax *ahem* Ran out of room...
But yes, that was tongue in cheek. Parodies / off the wall things, and anything in general to lighten the mood of an otherwise too dedicated community.
And to the guy up there who said, "Do you even play this game?"
Well, on occasion. When the servers are up. Feel free to look me up for a personal demonstration of my adequate ability to pilot a ship in Eve. 
Yep it's all about you.
Thanks for giving the community your patronising input... again.
Perhaps your literary skills could be better utilised elsewhere, like on Jupiter. Or maybe you feel you are the next JK rowling and that the community needs your constant input of song lyrics and obscure threads in order to survive.
Another case of Roman Emperor syndrome?
I eagerly await your tediously verbose, needlessly eloquent and waffling reply. Generally without a point, but usually including the highly original insult "You're all 13 year old kids" Why not upgrade to the "You're all noobs" insult at no extra cost...
Awww nasty person cant give us a smile huh. Its comedy. Not the usual stuff but ffs its more entertaining than most stuff on this forum 
/me waits for evil comeback
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Cheyenne Shadowborn
Caldari Citizens of E.A.R.T.H. E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2007.08.08 12:15:00 -
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Quick, to the Buffmobile!
Can't engage tractor beams on someone else's can of soda? wtf? --
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Lavraen
Minmatar Racketeers
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Posted - 2007.08.08 12:18:00 -
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Originally by: Gladiator Jonny
Originally by: Lavraen
Originally by: Curzon Dax *ahem* Ran out of room...
But yes, that was tongue in cheek. Parodies / off the wall things, and anything in general to lighten the mood of an otherwise too dedicated community.
And to the guy up there who said, "Do you even play this game?"
Well, on occasion. When the servers are up. Feel free to look me up for a personal demonstration of my adequate ability to pilot a ship in Eve. 
Yep it's all about you.
Thanks for giving the community your patronising input... again.
Perhaps your literary skills could be better utilised elsewhere, like on Jupiter. Or maybe you feel you are the next JK rowling and that the community needs your constant input of song lyrics and obscure threads in order to survive.
Another case of Roman Emperor syndrome?
I eagerly await your tediously verbose, needlessly eloquent and waffling reply. Generally without a point, but usually including the highly original insult "You're all 13 year old kids" Why not upgrade to the "You're all noobs" insult at no extra cost...
Awww nasty person cant give us a smile huh. Its comedy. Not the usual stuff but ffs its more entertaining than most stuff on this forum 
/me waits for evil comeback
Comedy? I bet you like Victoria Wood and other totally nauseating comedians.
Personally, I'd rather eat broken glass whilst rubbing a cheese grater over my eyeballs, than read any of Curzon's comedy. If I want that style of comedy I'll put a Tellytubby DvD on...
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Templer Relleg
Endgame. Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.08.08 12:34:00 -
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Curzon,
while i understand the frustration with somebody taking YOUR soda, i think theres a better way to fix it.
Drink a proper soda! I will suggest Pepsi Max, which is tha best!
This way you will see that she haven to buy her own soda, while you shop a soda she doesnt like. Also, bobby trap your cokes: http://youtube.com/watch?v=fMH1FxuOE-4 http://youtube.com/watch?v=-UXMjiTmseE http://youtube.com/watch?v=l7Z818lnTK0
Lots of insipiration 
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