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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.07 03:23:00 -
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Went to the liquor store to buy a bottle of Amarone (great wine!) for a dinner party at my house. Dodiez shows up at the counter with a bottle of Live Wire (Orange Mountain Dew - tastes like pixie-stix!!).
My eyes boggled...I haven't been able to find Live Wire in ages, and it beats the poo out of plain orange soda. Think orange soda + caffeine + extra sugar.
I bought two bottles of it; one for her, one for me.
In the parking lot, Dodiez dropped her bottle on the ground, where it promptly went flat of course. I snatched it up, on the verge of haranguing her for letting such precious goodness be tainted, and she casually says, "I don't care, I have another bottle."
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Now, lets be clear on something. I bought it. I bought both of them. She ganked my Live Wire. WTF?!?
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Omae Gaw'd
Gallente
VMF-214 Blacksheep
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Posted - 2007.08.07 03:41:00 -
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I take it you didn't read the warning saying the parking lot was Low-sec did you?
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Corwain
Gallente
Kamite
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Posted - 2007.08.07 03:49:00 -
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I find your songs to be funnier TBH.
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Arvald
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.08.07 03:55:00 -
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web, scram and ransom her
forum warrior in training
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PCaBoo
Newbies On Xstacy
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Posted - 2007.08.07 04:24:00 -
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 Originally by: Curzon Dax
Went to the liquor store to buy a bottle of Amarone (great wine!) for a dinner party at my house. Dodiez shows up at the counter with a bottle of Live Wire (Orange Mountain Dew - tastes like pixie-stix!!).
My eyes boggled...I haven't been able to find Live Wire in ages, and it beats the poo out of plain orange soda. Think orange soda + caffeine + extra sugar.
I bought two bottles of it; one for her, one for me.
In the parking lot, Dodiez dropped her bottle on the ground, where it promptly went flat of course. I snatched it up, on the verge of haranguing her for letting such precious goodness be tainted, and she casually says, "I don't care, I have another bottle."
.........
Now, lets be clear on something. I bought it. I bought both of them. She ganked my Live Wire. WTF?!?
I hope she doesn't fly a thorax.
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missquid
Minmatar
Taurus Inc
Karnal Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.08.07 10:51:00 -
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It must be magic dating you.
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Peter Powers
Master Miners
Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.07 11:12:00 -
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are you drunk?
Master Miners are recruiting! |
hellsknights
Phoenix Navy
Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.08.07 11:21:00 -
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Just a question....do you even play this game????
How in the hell does this belong in crime and punishment.
Then again, such a horible thread is a crime and us the readers get punished by reading it.
Hells
Let me liberate you of your T2 mods. T2 mods are dropping in price, because of invention?? No its because of pirates. |
Rilder
Caldari
THC LTD
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Posted - 2007.08.07 11:27:00 -
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She didn't get concorded?!?!?!?
SPLOITS!!!!
Visit my blog =)http://rilderslog.blogspot.com/ |
Atasy Huopian
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Posted - 2007.08.07 11:42:00 -
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Is that bounty still on her head? If so you may want to up it for that. I mean really live wire is a rare commonidty these days. The only way to get it is through contracts.
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Malcanis
High4Life
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.07 11:45:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
Went to the liquor store to buy a bottle of Amarone (great wine!) for a dinner party at my house. Dodiez shows up at the counter with a bottle of Live Wire (Orange Mountain Dew - tastes like pixie-stix!!).
My eyes boggled...I haven't been able to find Live Wire in ages, and it beats the poo out of plain orange soda. Think orange soda + caffeine + extra sugar.
I bought two bottles of it; one for her, one for me.
In the parking lot, Dodiez dropped her bottle on the ground, where it promptly went flat of course. I snatched it up, on the verge of haranguing her for letting such precious goodness be tainted, and she casually says, "I don't care, I have another bottle."
.........
Now, lets be clear on something. I bought it. I bought both of them. She ganked my Live Wire. WTF?!?
Do the fine, manly thing: use some soda water and Tang to scam her.
CONCORD provide consequences, not safety; only you can do that. |
Lance Hawke
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2007.08.07 11:48:00 -
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chocolate rain
**I move away from the mic to breathe in |
Gladiator Jonny
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2007.08.07 11:49:00 -
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Lol, some of you guys take this way too seriously 
Made me laugh, who cares where it goes however. She commited a crime > therfore it belongs in C&P.
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Dark Assassinator
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.08.07 12:18:00 -
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OH NOES...teh Live Wire has been 'sploded
*As the soda fell flat..one thousand souls cried out in pain...and were then silent*
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Fifth Horseman
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Posted - 2007.08.07 12:39:00 -
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Have you tried whining in Out Of Pod experience about it?
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Wind Ictiva
Delta Kappa Gamma
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Posted - 2007.08.07 12:46:00 -
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ok before start throwing big words around. lets get the facts straight. she only threatened you with drinking the live wire, right? so basically no crime has been commited (other than the unfortunate loss of carbonation in the other bottle).
also we must bear in mind that it was indeed dodiez who found the beverage and brought it to your attention. had she not done that, you would have missed out on the delicacy altogether.
so im sorry mr. dax, but you dont have a case. dismissed.
PS for the lamers flaming here, get your ugly troll faces back to GD.
Originally by: Admiral Love
Hmm creating a thread like this is perhaps a little like sitting naked with bleeding balls in a pool of piranhas. I Won't do it again - most of you guys are pretty nasty.
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Rilder
Caldari
THC LTD
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Posted - 2007.08.07 13:11:00 -
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Originally by: Fifth Horseman
Have you tried whining in Out Of Pod experience about it?
You do know he's just flaunting the fact that he gets it on with something other then his right hand on a regular basis. 
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Sandra Jones
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Posted - 2007.08.07 13:32:00 -
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.07 14:57:00 -
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Ah...aha. Ahahahaha.
For those of you familiar with my other threads and stories, cover your eyes. ><
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If you haven't covered your eyes, I'm speaking to you. You're here flaming in this thread because the only thing that your 13 year old mind understands is killmails and counterstrike. Believe it or not, there is more to life than a forum filled with stories about ganking, your first day of pirating, or getting blobbed at a gate, intersperced with the occasional "zomg, I got suicide ganked."
I humbly request that you refrain from posting in the forums until you learn a little decency, and there's a word out there called, um..."tries to remember..." oh yeah! Its called "respect." I'm presuming that you don't know what it means because you haven't learned its utility yet, so here's from the dictionary, a simple definition that you should be able to grasp: to show regard or consideration for.
Now, why would I be telling you this? Its rather simple.
Flaming/trolling/making fun of someone, in an attempt to elevate your own online status, while trolling at the communicative level of a 13 year old txtspking kiddie ganking counterstrike twitch loser from the suburbs who role-plays that he lives in Harlem between alternating longing gazes between the Matt Damon and Jenna Haze posters on your wall whilst you cover up your disturbing confusion about sexual preference by boisterously creating noise elsewhere...
Well, it just kind of goes to show what kind of person you are. I realize that this is an age old adage, but let me toss it out there again.
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
Now, presuming you already know this, you should undertake one of three courses of action.
1. Your parents are abusive, and you treat other people as you're used to being treated. If this is the case, I would encourage you to contact social services, or FIA at the earliest opportunity, so that they might remove you from your home for your own welfare; I'm sure that there is a kind and nuturing family out there for you somewhere. One day, with therapy, you might find that you can be a productive and contributing member of a community, perhaps even this one.
2. Your parents don't abuse you, but they don't discipline you either. Which means that you actually think that its OK to be rude and abrasive to everyone you meet. Respect, common sense, self-discipline, integrity...these words are simply words to you, not personal values. On the one hand, I sympathize with your plight that your parents should abandon your raising to strangers on the internet, but on the other hand, your survival instincts should have kicked in long ago and taught you otherwise. I urge thus: As soon as your parents get home, march upstairs from your basement kingdom (hide the Matt Damon poster first, trust me) and furiously confront your parents for failing to instill values in you. Demand that they retailor their parenting methods to raise an upright young man, not the depraved future online predator that they currently have in training.
3. You're not actually 13 and living at home, but are desperately trying to convince everyone that you encounter that you ARE because you had a bad childhood and unconsciously want to relive your younger years. If this is the case, I humbly express my condolences for you; I had a bad childhood too. I urge you seek a trauma counselor and professional attention, and look forward to the day when you can overcome these challenges and communicate on an adult level. =)
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Everyone else, you can uncover your eyes now. :)
This is a continuation of the Orange Soda thievery; the other epic-length posts are around here somewhere, but I never bookmarked them. If you don't follow the story, welcome to Crime and Punishment, and I urge you to look up the other two stories for reference. And details on the unclaimed bounties on Dodiez. 
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.07 15:01:00 -
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*ahem* Ran out of room...
But yes, that was tongue in cheek. Parodies / off the wall things, and anything in general to lighten the mood of an otherwise too dedicated community.
And to the guy up there who said, "Do you even play this game?"
Well, on occasion. When the servers are up. Feel free to look me up for a personal demonstration of my adequate ability to pilot a ship in Eve. 
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arghhhhhhhh
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Posted - 2007.08.07 15:14:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
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Flaming/trolling/making fun of someone, in an attempt to elevate your own online status, while trolling at the communicative level of a 13 year old txtspking kiddie ganking counterstrike twitch loser from the suburbs who role-plays that he lives in Harlem between alternating longing gazes between the Matt Damon and Jenna Haze posters on your wall whilst you cover up your disturbing confusion about sexual preference by boisterously creating noise elsewhere...
the irony............
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Zkillz kun
Beets and Gravy Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.08.07 15:25:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
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literacy... on my internets... THIS IS MADNESS. on another note, everything this man says is true.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.07 15:37:00 -
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Originally by: arghhhhhhhh
Originally by: Curzon Dax
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Flaming/trolling/making fun of someone, in an attempt to elevate your own online status, while trolling at the communicative level of a 13 year old txtspking kiddie ganking counterstrike twitch loser from the suburbs who role-plays that he lives in Harlem between alternating longing gazes between the Matt Damon and Jenna Haze posters on your wall whilst you cover up your disturbing confusion about sexual preference by boisterously creating noise elsewhere...
the irony............
I don't have a Jenna Haze poster, just a Matt Damon poster. 
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Saint Lazarus
C R Y O
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Posted - 2007.08.07 15:55:00 -
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Originally by: missquid
It must be magic dating you.
so true, makes meh glad im a guy (and straight)
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mortitia sith
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.07 17:53:00 -
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hmm this sounds like a pre emptive case of can switching .
if i were you i would instantly go back to the store , and stock up on the precious dew .if cargo is filled , do several runs then , no courierservices in case of breaking the packages .
and perhaps donate a new bottle , once and a while to dodiez ? you ll have plenty in reserve , and it might aid you to protect some other brews in the future .
other option is to stock up on other , less yummie beverages , and let those roam freely in station , so dodiez gets saturated all the time on sugarly fluids so you can open the dew safely afterwards .
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Jimer Lins
Gallente
Sanctuary
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Posted - 2007.08.07 17:59:00 -
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Sounds a little like there was some kind abuse of gang mechanics at work here. You guys were together when you got the live wire, right?
Did she leave gang or anything while en route to the car? Or invite someone else to gang with her? 
SEARCh- we find sites for you! |
The Hooch
Minmatar
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.07 18:59:00 -
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In short, you lost Sov 3 over the other bottle, and she looted you.
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Joseph Boscorelli
Caldari
New Frontiers
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Posted - 2007.08.07 19:11:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
Went to the liquor store to buy a bottle of Amarone (great wine!) for a dinner party at my house. Dodiez shows up at the counter with a bottle of Live Wire (Orange Mountain Dew - tastes like pixie-stix!!).
My eyes boggled...I haven't been able to find Live Wire in ages, and it beats the poo out of plain orange soda. Think orange soda + caffeine + extra sugar.
I bought two bottles of it; one for her, one for me.
In the parking lot, Dodiez dropped her bottle on the ground, where it promptly went flat of course. I snatched it up, on the verge of haranguing her for letting such precious goodness be tainted, and she casually says, "I don't care, I have another bottle."
.........
Now, lets be clear on something. I bought it. I bought both of them. She ganked my Live Wire. WTF?!?
The long winter nights must simply fly by 
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Gindar
Wreckless Abandon
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.07 19:17:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
Ah...aha. Ahahahaha.
You're here flaming in this thread because
your first day of pirating, or getting blobbed at a gate, intersperced with the occasional "zomg,
Its called "respect." I'm presuming that you don't know what it means because you haven't learned its utility yet, so here's from the dictionary
trolling at the communicative level of a 13 year old
boisterously creating noise
Well, it just kind of goes to show what kind of person you are.
Your parents are abusive
One day, with therapy
they don't discipline you either
desperately trying to convince everyone
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Everyone else, you can uncover your eyes now. :)
Dodiez.
thread delivers.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.07 19:38:00 -
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Edited by: Curzon Dax on 07/08/2007 19:38:46
Ah...I loled at the guy up ^
Dodiez and I get along like peaches and cream. Pretty much always have. :)
These are just parodies to give the twitch players who troll this particular forum (and you other folks too) a little brevity. =)
I don't think she knows about this latest accusation yet. =p
*EDIT* And yes, we were in gang. I've filed a petition for exploit but haven't heard back yet.
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