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Selquita
Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.08.16 08:15:00 -
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Edited by: Selquita on 16/08/2007 08:15:07 For nearly two months now, IAC and FIX alliances (plus allies), have been embroiled within a bloody war. Each side has taken heavy losses in both ships and starbase towers.
The culmination of these attacks brought forth the destruction of a FIX momthership that was still in production. A terrible, tragic loss which we sacrificed many kittens in order to save.
However, today, tomorrow, and the day after will see the greatest losses from FIX and and BOB as we finally unveil our secretest plan.
Before IAC began their invasion of Querious, we had put into production approc twenty titans. These ships were to be our grandest weapons in our take over of all of EVE. Not just to combat IAC and friends, but to completely eliminate all of Goons, BOB, Jita, and that little .4 dead end system just south of of the .5 system.
Unfortunately, the great and noble Jovious Marginus, former member of FIX and current CEO of some corporation who's name I've forgotten, has seen fit to release our diabolical plans to the rest of the EVE community.
Thus, for the next three days, starting today, we will be losing titans at roughly two per minute, every hour.
It is truly a sad and terrible day for all of our FIX brothers and sisters.
However, as a FIX diplomat between my alliance and the 'Save the Veldspar' union, we will be setting up new headquarters for our alliance in 1.0 space. It is our hope that through rigorous negotiations, we can come to some manner of understand with the tritanium bearing members of our great EVE universe.
Thank you to those who were bitter and disgruntled at FIX, and to those who lost ships to help further our cause. Without you, these new and prosperous ties to Veldspar would not have been possible.
Fly safe, and be well.
-Disclaimer- The view expressed in this monologue are most likely thrust upon the poster via brainwashing by the greater isk farming community. Furthermore, they are probably false and inspired by above legal limits of alcohol. =) ====================================
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SSDD24
Gallente Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.08.16 08:19:00 -
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Edited by: SSDD24 on 16/08/2007 08:19:40 congrats!!! i heard upplingur is free.
PS Rens 911 need some pets of their own.
IAC MILF series!!!! Episodes 1 and 2 out now!!!! |
Orin Fatch
The Collective Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.08.16 08:20:00 -
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ummm. what? ---- ALL YOUR LOOTZ ARE BELONG TO US! |
Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.08.16 08:22:00 -
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Jovius Marginus is a big meanie, and am I the only one who thinks this milf thing is tacky ;\
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DeWieKat
Rage and Terror Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.08.16 08:24:00 -
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hmmm, whats the purpose of this tread?
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Tarantelita
Ragna Rok Corp
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Posted - 2007.08.16 08:28:00 -
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You should get banned for this kind of crapy topics, you are one of many that makes the forums this dat to look like cirkus (you know, cirkis there clowns works).
And i hope Fix dies for that
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Droewa
Dark Centuri Inc. Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.08.16 08:29:00 -
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A sad day indeed. I guess it's much easier to blame others for your own mistakes. If it was allowed I'd post the chat logs from Jita local with out currently disgruntled EX FIX pilot shouting in local for a MOM BPC.
yea it's OUR fault. *sigh* this guy made many other mistakes too. but no need to get into it.
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Jane Spondogolo
NoobWaffe
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Posted - 2007.08.16 08:30:00 -
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Originally by: Tarantelita You should get banned for this kind of crapy topics, you are one of many that makes the forums this dat to look like cirkus (you know, cirkis there clowns works).
And i hope Fix dies for that
huh? ______ Unrepentant Southern Federation Cheerleader.
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Selquita
Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.08.16 08:32:00 -
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Addendum:
Through recent scientific breakthroughs and invention circuits, Amarrian scientists have discovered sarcasm and humor tech 2 breakthroughs.
Utilizing a delicate balance of alcohol and insomnia, they managed to actually make the Amarrian prime minister smile.
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Basically, I''ve been drinking, and there's a rather comical situation occurring with the FIX killboards and the afore mentioned former FIX member.
If you can't laugh at yourself, then there really isn't any excuse to laugh at anyone else. =) ====================================
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Jane Spondogolo
NoobWaffe
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Posted - 2007.08.16 08:33:00 -
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Originally by: SSDD24 Edited by: SSDD24 on 16/08/2007 08:19:40 congrats!!! i heard upplingur is free.
PS Rens 911 need some pets of their own.
Rens 911 are goon pets. Who are RA pets, who are AAA pets, who are fighting sometimes Xenobytes, who are also fighting BOB, meaning AAA are BOB pets, and BOB are FIX pets.
Meaning Rens 911 are Fix pets. ______ Unrepentant Southern Federation Cheerleader.
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Kirah Ovai
Altcenaries
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Posted - 2007.08.16 08:33:00 -
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If this is supposed to be funny, I have to inform you, that you utterly failed.
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Selquita
Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.08.16 08:35:00 -
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Originally by: Jane Spondogolo
Originally by: SSDD24 Edited by: SSDD24 on 16/08/2007 08:19:40 congrats!!! i heard upplingur is free.
PS Rens 911 need some pets of their own.
Rens 911 are goon pets. Who are RA pets, who are AAA pets, who are fighting sometimes Xenobytes, who are also fighting BOB, meaning AAA are BOB pets, and BOB are FIX pets.
Meaning Rens 911 are Fix pets.
Drats! You've seen through our cleverly disguised subterfuge and smoke. Thus, we must call upon our CCP dev friends to ensure that your clone's memory is erased and all saved log files of these conversations are thusly deleted.
Our people will pod.. er.. contact, your people. =) ====================================
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cal nereus
Bounty Hunter - Dark Legion Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.16 08:36:00 -
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I knew it. ---
Grismar.net |
Selquita
Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.08.16 08:37:00 -
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Originally by: Kirah Ovai If this is supposed to be funny, I have to inform you, that you utterly failed.
I wasn't actually attempting to succeed. ====================================
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Boomershoot
Caldari Insurgent New Eden Tribe Deus .Ex. Machina
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Posted - 2007.08.16 08:55:00 -
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there is blood in my alcholic system :O ----------------------------------------------- Forum Warfare - Rank (4) - Level V Forum Warfare Specialist - Rank (9) - Level III Armor Flame Compensation - Rank (5) - Level IV |
Berrik Radhok
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.08.16 08:56:00 -
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good god just die already and screw off to empire so the rest of us can forget about you just like all the others who didn't measure up in the end
Originally by: Khavi Vetali
Oh don't worry, the goons are just as suicidal with their battleships as they are with their frigates.
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Sokratesz
Paradox v2.0 Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.08.16 08:56:00 -
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thread does not deliver
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Minigin
Ganja Labs
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Posted - 2007.08.16 09:02:00 -
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there is a lack of win in this thread.
MINIGIN! now posting in "limegreen"
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Mr Broker
Station Gremlings
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Posted - 2007.08.16 09:16:00 -
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Originally by: Selquita I wasn't actually attempting to succeed.
siad fix about the war
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Selquita
Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.08.16 09:18:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Broker
Originally by: Selquita I wasn't actually attempting to succeed.
siad fix about the war
said Selquita about the thread. ====================================
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Dr Paithos
Minmatar Republic Deep Space Institute
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Posted - 2007.08.16 09:21:00 -
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Much like your posting!!!one
Hurf Durf.
Originally by: RedFall How dare you try to argue my point with your so called "evidence". I don't need any, I have truthiness on my side.
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Lady Caeser
Open Fist of Castallus
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Posted - 2007.08.16 09:38:00 -
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Originally by: Selquita
Originally by: Mr Broker
Originally by: Selquita I wasn't actually attempting to succeed.
siad fix about the war
said Selquita about the thread.
I like your bosoms. -------------------------------------- What are you looking at? -------------------------------------- |
sakana
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.08.16 10:27:00 -
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aha aha ahaaaa...... ------------
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Tequilapepper
Amarr Xoth Inc Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.08.16 11:11:00 -
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Reading tip: today on our killboard were posted tons of fake moms and titans fake mails, that now are deleted, lol.
This is for those who had no clue what the irony of this post was ;)
Regards
Teq
XOTH is recruiting
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Wild Rho
Amarr Endgame.
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Posted - 2007.08.16 11:17:00 -
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Originally by: Tequilapepper Reading tip: today on our killboard were posted tons of fake moms and titans fake mails, that now are deleted, lol.
This is for those who had no clue what the irony of this post was ;)
Regards
Teq
Cheers for the summary, I was able to read down as far as Droewas post and kinda got stuck at his sig
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Terex193
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Posted - 2007.08.16 11:17:00 -
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this is gonna b soo mean,but ur just mad cuz we are better
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Ishtar1
Paradox v2.0 Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.08.16 11:24:00 -
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Of course it all makes sence now!
The kittens, the war and the 20 odd titan losses on your killboard
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Won Ton
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.08.16 11:41:00 -
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While one or two of Rens 911's members may be from Goonfleet, Rens 911 is an independent organization with an independent agenda.
Unlike MC, who wouldn't actually go after BoB under any circumstances, we'd happily go after GoonSwarm for a very modest price.
It's true though, we've been known to go after FIX for fun.
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Incinate
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.08.16 11:42:00 -
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Originally by: Selquita fix stuff
I believe you still owe me isk from when u left the game last
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Selquita
Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.08.16 12:22:00 -
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Originally by: Incinate
Originally by: Selquita fix stuff
I believe you still owe me isk from when u left the game last
You must be thinking of that other Selquita who was gone for nearly two years, was in ImpTech, and borrowed money from you. It's an easy mistake to make. I'll refrain from taking offense. ====================================
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