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Dora
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Posted - 2004.02.05 01:17:00 -
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It has been a long cold winter.... Time to warm up to some of Eve's finest female cuties!
Post your entries here and include our reasons why you should be choosen. State your turn-ons and turn-offs. If you haven't got anything clever to say, ask a friend to make something up for you. We reward wit and beauty.
Prizes will be awarded on the 25th of the month, so enter now! You will have the title of Miss Feburary 2004 forever...
Good luck to all!
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Dora
CEO Playboy Enterprises
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: playboy_ |
Atinia
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Posted - 2004.02.05 01:24:00 -
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Edited by: Atinia on 05/02/2004 01:24:55
Well, simply put there's beauty in simplicity and I am simply beautiful  And a kickass Courier  Oh and there's that peace in the universe, food and love for all and such 
A. |
Eversucks
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Posted - 2004.02.05 01:39:00 -
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If you don't like me, you're a Puff.
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Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2004.02.05 01:43:00 -
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C'mon Heff, you know I'm good for it 
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Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2004.02.05 01:49:00 -
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Edited by: Carmen Electra on 05/02/2004 03:11:12
Oh ya
Turn ons:
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PvPers, rich pirates, with big ...battleships
Long romantic voyages through 0.0 space
Turn offs:
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Miners, carebears, minmitar guys.
Scientists 
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Alexis Machine
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Posted - 2004.02.05 01:50:00 -
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I like Fast ships, smack talking pirates, and boosters. In my spare time I collect biomass, and target practice on secure containers.
Vote for me, or I'll put powdered polytextiles in your mashed patatos.
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Dtai'kai'-dte sa-de nau'gkon dtain'aun bpi-de.
if you don't wake up, i'll have to stop kissing you. all that flailing has made you sleepy. you rest while i untie you. stay here until they find you. My hand made mannequin. i won't let them get you. they'll know you're mine by the fingerprints on your throat. isn't she lovely? isn't she wonderful? like the *****s that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design. |
Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2004.02.05 01:52:00 -
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 Quote:
I like Fast ships, smack talking pirates, and boosters. In my spare time I collect biomass, and target practice on secure containers.
Vote for me, or I'll put powdered polytextiles in your mashed patatos.
Hey hun, you're still gorgeous, but Miss Feb. is MINE 
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Alexis Machine
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Posted - 2004.02.05 01:54:00 -
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Quote:
Hey hun, you're still gorgeous, but Miss Feb. is MINE
We'll see. Whoever wins, up for a one nighter in the cargohold of my Mammoth? over 12k hold. Large enough for all the toys. 
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Dtai'kai'-dte sa-de nau'gkon dtain'aun bpi-de.
if you don't wake up, i'll have to stop kissing you. all that flailing has made you sleepy. you rest while i untie you. stay here until they find you. My hand made mannequin. i won't let them get you. they'll know you're mine by the fingerprints on your throat. isn't she lovely? isn't she wonderful? like the *****s that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design. |
Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2004.02.05 01:57:00 -
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Edited by: Carmen Electra on 06/02/2004 17:59:24
Quote:
Quote:
Hey hun, you're still gorgeous, but Miss Feb. is MINE
We'll see. Whoever wins, up for a one nighter in the cargohold of my Mammoth? over 12k hold. Large enough for all the toys.
My Bestower has 8k cargo hold, will that work 
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Alexis Machine
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Posted - 2004.02.05 01:58:00 -
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Lmfao. Smooth move babe.
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Dtai'kai'-dte sa-de nau'gkon dtain'aun bpi-de.
if you don't wake up, i'll have to stop kissing you. all that flailing has made you sleepy. you rest while i untie you. stay here until they find you. My hand made mannequin. i won't let them get you. they'll know you're mine by the fingerprints on your throat. isn't she lovely? isn't she wonderful? like the *****s that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design. |
Veridet Faulk
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Posted - 2004.02.05 02:28:00 -
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Im still kinda upset with you guys,, but Ill throw my hat in againe...
Veridet Faulk
"Well I have seen the contestants and I feel that I am especially attracted to Veridet Faulk. I know that she is a member of the Polaris Corporation that operates inside Jove space, and JovianĘs are particularly hideous, but she is different. I feel particular heart warming friendliness from herą if you know what I mean"- Playboy Enterprises
Forum Rules | EVE Online Support |
Alexis Machine
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Posted - 2004.02.05 02:30:00 -
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Quote:
Im still kinda upset with you guys,, but Ill throw my hat in againe...
OOooOOO Another cutie.. care to join me and carmen in the cargohold?
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Dtai'kai'-dte sa-de nau'gkon dtain'aun bpi-de.
if you don't wake up, i'll have to stop kissing you. all that flailing has made you sleepy. you rest while i untie you. stay here until they find you. My hand made mannequin. i won't let them get you. they'll know you're mine by the fingerprints on your throat. isn't she lovely? isn't she wonderful? like the *****s that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design. |
Veridet Faulk
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Posted - 2004.02.05 02:35:00 -
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Quote:
OOooOOO Another cutie.. care to join me and carmen in the cargohold?
Are you sure your woman enough for me hun? |
Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2004.02.05 02:45:00 -
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Quote:
Quote:
OOooOOO Another cutie.. care to join me and carmen in the cargohold?
Are you sure your woman enough for me hun?
Alexis prolly is, but I can take you for sure
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Alexis Machine
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Posted - 2004.02.05 02:46:00 -
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Quote:
Are you sure your woman enough for me hun?
Only one way to test it now isn't there? Just don't let me forget to unchain you from the fedo cage.
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Dtai'kai'-dte sa-de nau'gkon dtain'aun bpi-de.
if you don't wake up, i'll have to stop kissing you. all that flailing has made you sleepy. you rest while i untie you. stay here until they find you. My hand made mannequin. i won't let them get you. they'll know you're mine by the fingerprints on your throat. isn't she lovely? isn't she wonderful? like the *****s that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design. |
Lomithrandra
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Posted - 2004.02.05 02:48:00 -
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Lets keep it clean please.
...and I dont know why you are even entering when I am here!
_____________________________
Lomithrandra
Lead Forum Moderator
[ Forum Rules ] |
Alexis Machine
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Posted - 2004.02.05 02:53:00 -
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Quote:
Lets keep it clean please.
...and I dont know why you are even entering when I am here!
Clean...clean.. we can be clean...I think..
If you weren't amarrian I'd invite you too.
Ahh WTH.. *sends you a CLEAN invite*
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Dtai'kai'-dte sa-de nau'gkon dtain'aun bpi-de.
if you don't wake up, i'll have to stop kissing you. all that flailing has made you sleepy. you rest while i untie you. stay here until they find you. My hand made mannequin. i won't let them get you. they'll know you're mine by the fingerprints on your throat. isn't she lovely? isn't she wonderful? like the *****s that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design. |
Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2004.02.05 03:05:00 -
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Lomithandra could use her super powers to give us all isk though, right?
She's hot too....
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Dagny Taggart
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Posted - 2004.02.05 05:17:00 -
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:)
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Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2004.02.05 06:25:00 -
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Quote:
:)
ur pic needs moar light 
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Dagny Taggart
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Posted - 2004.02.05 07:08:00 -
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You need less silicon ;)
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Gothic Beauty
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Posted - 2004.02.05 07:11:00 -
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My time has come. I'm the chosen one.
U will not regret this.
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Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2004.02.05 07:13:00 -
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Quote:
You need less silicon ;)
someone jealous of my +10 implants? 
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Alexis Machine
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Posted - 2004.02.05 07:19:00 -
[24]
Quote:
My time has come. I'm the chosen one.
U will not regret this.
Centerfold material right there.
/votes for gothic beauty.
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Dtai'kai'-dte sa-de nau'gkon dtain'aun bpi-de.
if you don't wake up, i'll have to stop kissing you. all that flailing has made you sleepy. you rest while i untie you. stay here until they find you. My hand made mannequin. i won't let them get you. they'll know you're mine by the fingerprints on your throat. isn't she lovely? isn't she wonderful? like the *****s that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design. |
Dagny Taggart
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Posted - 2004.02.05 07:19:00 -
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Quote:
ur pic needs moar light
Maybe a dictionary too.
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china doll
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Posted - 2004.02.05 08:00:00 -
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Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
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Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2004.02.05 08:16:00 -
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Quote:
Quote:
ur pic needs moar light
Maybe a dictionary too.
why all the hate I love everybody
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Alexis Machine
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Posted - 2004.02.05 08:34:00 -
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Quote:
why all the hate I love everybody
One word. Amarrian.
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Dtai'kai'-dte sa-de nau'gkon dtain'aun bpi-de.
if you don't wake up, i'll have to stop kissing you. all that flailing has made you sleepy. you rest while i untie you. stay here until they find you. My hand made mannequin. i won't let them get you. they'll know you're mine by the fingerprints on your throat. isn't she lovely? isn't she wonderful? like the *****s that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design. |
Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2004.02.05 08:52:00 -
[29]
Quote:
Quote:
why all the hate I love everybody
One word. Amarrian.
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.02.05 09:55:00 -
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I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Amber Dextrous
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Posted - 2004.02.05 09:59:00 -
[31]
Edited by: Amber Dextrous on 05/02/2004 10:00:09
Hi All,
To find out what true multi-tasking is, pick me
Turn ons:
A guy with a big weapon
Dirty Gallante girls
Turn offs:
A guy with no ammo in his big weapon
Good Gallante girls
Take care
Amber Dextrous
___________________
Good with both hands!!
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.02.05 10:04:00 -
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Alexis Machine gets my vote...
Zowie!
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Dead
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Gale Izzard
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Posted - 2004.02.05 10:06:00 -
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Let me mother you heff
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GoGo Yubari
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Posted - 2004.02.05 11:16:00 -
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Good girls go to heaven, Gallante girls go everywhere ...
Turn on: sex in the*****pit of a Rifter with MWDs
Turn off: sex on planets
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Hitgirls
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Posted - 2004.02.05 11:23:00 -
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Look in my eyes im horny for you....
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Lelana
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Posted - 2004.02.05 11:25:00 -
[36]
Who won last month?
"Am I pretty?" - Lelana xx |
Sybian Mistress
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Posted - 2004.02.05 12:18:00 -
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Power, Money and Fast Ships, I want it all and I dont care how I use you to get it
Step aside honey's I'm taking this title. |
P3gasus
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Posted - 2004.02.05 12:56:00 -
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im in !
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Hercules will kick your ass for me, so watch out ;) |
Fausto
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Posted - 2004.02.05 13:17:00 -
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So when will good looking girls start posting?
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<brainpodder> |
Shintoko Akahoshi
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Posted - 2004.02.05 14:34:00 -
[40]
Quote:
Alexis Machine gets my vote...
Zowie!
Seconded!
There's no meaning to life when you cling only to common sense |
Dagny Taggart
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Posted - 2004.02.05 15:14:00 -
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I don't hate anyone, I am a serene Ni Kunni. I just posted a smile, because I thought some of these responses were cute, and Carmen the plastic wonder decided to comment on my picture. I didn't make it for you Carmen, I made it for me, and I think it's perfect.
I have no interest in this contest, so you two can go attack each other or someone else now.
That is all.
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Jurushy
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Posted - 2004.02.05 15:17:00 -
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hi all
i am minmatar
i like to explor the univers and meet other people. i do everythink for my frindy and i help my corpmats if i can. i hope that eve will be a better place for all people
i hate guy which kills other pilots
crime is bed and i will do my best to keep the low and hunt the outlows
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Laetitia Bella
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Posted - 2004.02.05 16:59:00 -
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I tried, and failed, to win the coveted Ms January competition, but February is as good a month as any, and with the spring air whirling its way through my auburn hair, I intend to win this one...
Turn Ons
* The gentle hum of my warm Thorax engine after a quick burn of the MWD, and getting laid upon it by a nice Caldari gent
* Projectile weapons. A hard, high velocity object travelling down a well oiled tube does wonders for the composition
Turn Offs
* Battleship pilots who boast about the size of their ship. As they say, it ain't the size that counts...
* Pilots who fly MOAs. Anyone willing to put themselves in the driving seat of a ship resembling a robotic chicken with fireworks stuck up its arse deserves a wide berth
Anyway, my few isk. Good luck to all the Gallente chicks, we was robbed last time around
Verso il cielo, volante per sempre. |
Martika
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Posted - 2004.02.05 18:25:00 -
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Turn-ons: Vinyl, leather, and lace. Disgustingly large amounts of isk, and a debenoir attitude towards using it. A sense of humour, and the ability to treat a lady like one.
Turn-offs: Bad kissers, men with no style.
I believe I am the prefect fit for PMOTM because I have been dreaming of this since I was a young lady. I would represent my nation, and the magazine with class, style, and exquisite photographs.
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Centerfold
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Posted - 2004.02.05 20:37:00 -
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The name says it all.
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BLackWitchie
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Posted - 2004.02.05 22:05:00 -
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"because im worth it!"
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Hellena
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Posted - 2004.02.05 22:37:00 -
[47]
Edited by: Hellena on 05/02/2004 22:38:52
Guess ill try it again..
Turn-ons: tachyon lasers with multi freqs, tech2 frigs, nocxium, sawa, fast vigils
Turn-offs: carbonized lead loot drops, basic anything loot drops, concord
and im a La Maison Hostess who sings at night
Not Just Another Pretty Face
La Maison Hostess |
Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2004.02.06 00:39:00 -
[48]
I still WTB +5 breast implants to make sure I win Miss. Feb.
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Kai V'laz
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Posted - 2004.02.06 00:59:00 -
[49]
*Turn-On's* -Scorpion Pilots that can overload any woman's electronics.
-Pirates that know how to show me a good time besides the amount of biomass they carry.
-Explosions, LARGE ONES. It makes me giggly inside just thinking about Bulkheads collapsing!
*Turn-offs* -Dirty men that haul ore all day and forget to wash themselves of their own filth.
-Implants, I don't want anything shiny, sharp and electronic anywhere near my sensitive parts.
-Amarr Ships, Their dirty yellow color makes me think of rotten hangnails on a Minmatar finger.
*kisses*
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Kaere Christnyakov
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Posted - 2004.02.06 01:03:00 -
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Turn ons: Bald Pirates, blood, and willing slaves
Turn offs: Amarrians, facial hair, and those dancing dashboard hula girls
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Aleda Biggs
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Posted - 2004.02.06 02:08:00 -
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I really should be chosen as Miss February 2004 because even on a bad hair day and having to apply used engine oil as make-up, I still look great.
Now where did I put that swimsuit?
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Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2004.02.06 02:12:00 -
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I hate to do this to all you girls, but I win.
we cant have links to pics not having to do with EVE. Sorry -Kristina
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Dora
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Posted - 2004.02.06 03:20:00 -
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Edited by: Dora on 06/02/2004 03:21:58
Attention! Attention!
Heff has just told me that there will be a "special" Valentine's Day award for the entrant that can articulate their best come-on lines. The come-on must be to Heff, have something to do with Eve, and end in the form of a question.
The award will be given on the 14th (of course) and the winner will not have any bearing on who the winner is at the end of the month for Miss Feb.
Good Luck! Hugs and Kisses!
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Dora
CEO Playboy Enterprises
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: playboy_ |
Atinia
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Posted - 2004.02.06 03:27:00 -
[54]
*snip* that's going alittle overboard -Kristina
A. |
Carmen Electra
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Posted - 2004.02.06 03:34:00 -
[55]
Quote:
*snip*
A.
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Louis Lane
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Posted - 2004.02.06 05:14:00 -
[56]
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
OOooOOO Another cutie.. care to join me and carmen in the cargohold?
Are you sure your woman enough for me hun?
Alexis prolly is, but I can take you for sure
After you taste my spiked heel You will want nothing but to be my Life Long slave
Although I am a Woman Beware My Blade For it is the Blade Of Righteousness.
And my Blade is raised in Honor of Xirtam
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se7en0fn1n3
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Posted - 2004.02.06 06:54:00 -
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Brains for business, body for sin.
Turn Ons:
Submissive Amarrian Princesses. You watching us.
Turn Offs:
Safe spots and "Something has started to warp scramble something."
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Kai V'laz
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Posted - 2004.02.06 08:53:00 -
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Come-on lines:
"Heff, I heard you were the Galaxy bicycle, girls strap on a MicroWarpDrive and everyone gets a ride!"
"Is that a Warp Core Stabilizer in your pants Heff? Because I can see me warp scrambling in your pants!"
"Is that a Bane Torpedoe in your pocket Heff? Or are you just happy to see me?"
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Shintoko Akahoshi
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Posted - 2004.02.06 09:07:00 -
[59]
Quote:
Edited by: Hellena on 05/02/2004 22:38:52
Guess ill try it again..
Wait! Can I change my vote? <wiggles a magic marker>
There's no meaning to life when you cling only to common sense |
Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2004.02.06 09:10:00 -
[60]
Some say I'm a bit strict, but I think they actually enjoy it.
You know who to vote for, dont you?
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage
Mail [email protected] if you have any questions. |
Busko Moonwalker
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Posted - 2004.02.06 09:30:00 -
[61]
uck gurls
Heff is like VERY VERY old :P looks like a raisin lol or even worts :D
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.02.06 09:30:00 -
[62]
Hmm, Eris...
Maud wants you Eris. Badly. Exploit him for cash, we can split it
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Lomithrandra
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Posted - 2004.02.06 10:10:00 -
[63]
Quote:
Eris Discordia
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Some say I'm a bit strict, but I think they actually enjoy it.
You know who to vote for, dont you?
Step away honey... you're no match for my Amarrian beauty.
_____________________________
Lomithrandra
Lead Forum Moderator
[ Forum Rules ] |
GoGo Yubari
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Posted - 2004.02.06 10:11:00 -
[64]
Edited by: GoGo Yubari on 06/02/2004 10:12:52
"Heff, if you bring the right modules I'll let you use my slots. Wanna party?"
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.02.06 10:12:00 -
[65]
\o/
Polaris foxy-boxy! My money is on Eris...
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Dora
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Posted - 2004.02.06 10:59:00 -
[66]
One quick thing. Heff has been excplict in his desire to keep this thread CLEAN. Please keep the come-ons tidy! (This is a mod request, or we get pulled)
Hugs and kisses....
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Dora
CEO Playboy Enterprises
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: playboy_ |
Amber Dextrous
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Posted - 2004.02.06 11:27:00 -
[67]
Quote:
So when will good looking girls start posting?
I'm here
___________________
Good with both hands!!
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Kirth Gersen
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Posted - 2004.02.06 11:39:00 -
[68]
O O, dont let Seanna catch u here in this contest
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
Ken Olsen (1926 - ), President, Digital Equipment, 1977
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Alexis Machine
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Posted - 2004.02.06 12:08:00 -
[69]
Quote:
\o/
Polaris foxy-boxy! My money is on Eris...
I got my money on whoever tells me to be clean again. \m/
But I still win.
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Dtai'kai'-dte sa-de nau'gkon dtain'aun bpi-de.
if you don't wake up, i'll have to stop kissing you. all that flailing has made you sleepy. you rest while i untie you. stay here until they find you. My hand made mannequin. i won't let them get you. they'll know you're mine by the fingerprints on your throat. isn't she lovely? isn't she wonderful? like the *****s that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design. |
Shintoko Akahoshi
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Posted - 2004.02.06 14:34:00 -
[70]
Eris wrote:
Quote:
Some say I'm a bit strict, but I think they actually enjoy it.
You know who to vote for, dont you?
Kallisti, sweetie! Kallisti!
There's no meaning to life when you cling only to common sense |
Hardin
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Posted - 2004.02.06 14:43:00 -
[71]
Quote:
Quote:
Eris Discordia
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Some say I'm a bit strict, but I think they actually enjoy it.
You know who to vote for, dont you?
Step away honey... you're no match for my Amarrian beauty.
RAWR!
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Seanna Dido
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Posted - 2004.02.06 14:49:00 -
[72]
*looks around*
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Sundri Elaption
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Posted - 2004.02.06 14:56:00 -
[73]
Hey Seanna i fought they still were giving u a face lift over in medical, oh well i'm out of the competition :P
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Mercy Regard
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Posted - 2004.02.06 16:49:00 -
[74]
Turn-Ons: Jellybeans, Lollypops, Orange Marmalade and a man who knows how to use them.
Turn-Offs: Men with no imagination for pleasure.
Pick-up Line: Heff sweetie, lemme get that deep core miner of yours fired up and you just sit back and prepare for the explosion!
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Dora
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Posted - 2004.02.06 23:04:00 -
[75]
Jellybeans...
oh my!
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Dora
CEO Playboy Enterprises
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: playboy_ |
Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2004.02.06 23:46:00 -
[76]
Mercy ME! OOO! OOO! OOO! OOO! (I feel like Horshack from "Welcome Back Kotter") Pick her! Pick her! She's a right saucy temptress that Mercy Regard!
Posting for Numbnutz |
radiant qs
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Posted - 2004.02.07 01:51:00 -
[77]
The only competition for me would be Lomithrandra, but she'll make a nice runner-up.
Turn-ons:
Pushing buttons, module-shopping, crushing ego's
Turn-offs:
Wannabes, ego's, shortsighted people
Also, nothing turns me off more than a lack of social skills.
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Alexis Machine
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Posted - 2004.02.07 06:44:00 -
[78]
Quote:
nothing turns me off more than a lack of social skills.
Social Adaptation Implant. +3 baby. rawr.
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Dtai'kai'-dte sa-de nau'gkon dtain'aun bpi-de.
if you don't wake up, i'll have to stop kissing you. all that flailing has made you sleepy. you rest while i untie you. stay here until they find you. My hand made mannequin. i won't let them get you. they'll know you're mine by the fingerprints on your throat. isn't she lovely? isn't she wonderful? like the *****s that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design. |
Slithereen
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Posted - 2004.02.07 06:51:00 -
[79]
>> Here comes the Only True Amarrian Beauty of EVE <<
Winner of numerous beauty contests all over the Empire, including the titles of Miss Domain and Miss Tash-Murkon.
Turn Ons: ISK, Amarrian men, bald heads, shady men in hoods, Amarrian battleships, Multifrequency Crystals, Tachyons and Heavy Beams.
Turn Offs: Minmatar men with clown makeup, Dominix battleships, Thorax cruisers, Veldspar asteroids, smack talking women, women with too much makeup, Carbon lead ammunition, dirty old men.
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"Is it me or the bad guys just getting totally pathetic?"---Clover, Totally Spies,
"Hope is wasted on the Hopeless."---Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
"Stars are holes in the sky from which the light of the Infinite shine through."---Confucius.
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Atea
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Posted - 2004.02.07 11:21:00 -
[80]
me... you all know my turn-ons, at least those of you who have had the pleasure of being shot down by me. :)
xxx
Atea. |
Dora
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Posted - 2004.02.07 21:23:00 -
[81]
clown makeup, DOH!
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Dora
CEO Playboy Enterprises
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: playboy_ |
Ekila Valdeni
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Posted - 2004.02.08 19:25:00 -
[82]
Well what the heck, im in ;)
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Tzellurio
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Posted - 2004.02.08 20:34:00 -
[83]
Edited by: Tzellurio on 08/02/2004 20:35:40
Looking Good So Far
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Tracy Bambina
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Posted - 2004.02.08 20:37:00 -
[84]
Edited by: Tracy Bambina on 08/02/2004 20:38:56
My Real Name is Tracy,
And My sister's name is Tina,
In EVE, this great game that I play;
I'm called Tracy Bambina!
I haven't played for long,
Or owned enough this game,
That's why I sing this song,
To get a little Fame!
I find Cute Men attractive,
And Big Battleships More-so,
But I'm in total Paradise,
With a Huge Torpedo!
I love all races that I see,
And for who all you people are,
But a turn off, are pilots - soft,
And Mohawks on a Minmatar!
I would fight for universal peace,
And being patriotic,
But that is Hypocritical,
And a tad Psychotic!
Some pick-up lines,
that work quite well:
Like "Excuse me, can I flirt with you?"
Or even "You have been very naughty!
Go to my room!"
But the one, that works the best,
(Over the others it soars)
"Sorry, I lost the number to my phone,
Can I borrow yours?"!
So that is what I have to say,
I hope you don't find me scary,
I hope my reasons, (and face) are good enough,
To be Miss February!
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DigitalCommunist
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Posted - 2004.02.08 23:11:00 -
[85]
Quote:
Turn ons: Russian Dictators, Javelin throwers, Hunters
Turn offs: High-pitched men, Any form of American politician (both Republican and Democrate), Chinese food
PICK HER.
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Perpetually driven, your end is our beginning.
"Can I be a consultant for EVE II?" - WhiteDwarf |
Raudka
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Posted - 2004.02.08 23:46:00 -
[86]
I like: Shaved men but not bald! 
I dislike: Bald pirates
I'm a serious girl in a serious world, so no place sadly for me in the Heff Playboy mansion.
--
Champion of user friendlieness and proper information distribution
Defender of newbies
EVE knowledgeBase |
Ylang Star
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Posted - 2004.02.08 23:55:00 -
[87]
Why not...
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." |
Gardarsdottir
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Posted - 2004.02.09 00:43:00 -
[88]
my turn-on's are big Ships and well fited frigates and turn-off¦s are rookie ships :/
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Kaaii
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Posted - 2004.02.09 04:15:00 -
[89]
Because im wearing nothing at all under my lab coat.....
"..Id rather fall beside 10 lions, then stand with One thousand sheep.."
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.02.09 13:22:00 -
[90]
Edited by: Maud Dib on 09/02/2004 13:23:37
Quote:
Hmm, Eris...
Maud wants you Eris. Badly. Exploit him for cash, we can split it
You know I was pretty sure this was the one thread that I wouldn't get mentioned in.
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Prometheus Riguus
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Posted - 2004.02.09 13:44:00 -
[91]
Edited by: Prometheus Riguus on 09/02/2004 13:45:34
I vote for "no voting", let them settle it by doing a catfight
*secretly votes for China Doll (becasue she aiming at my little frigate with her BIG BS at the moment).
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Ilianner
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Posted - 2004.02.09 14:23:00 -
[92]
Dont forget me, Im a rebel babe with attitude if not me then Alexis Machine (my long lost sister) 
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Dora
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Posted - 2004.02.09 17:33:00 -
[93]
Catfights sound cool!
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Dora
CEO Playboy Enterprises
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: playboy_ |
Alayna Sacre
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Posted - 2004.02.09 18:37:00 -
[94]
Edited by: Alayna Sacre on 09/02/2004 18:44:24
Edited by: Alayna Sacre on 09/02/2004 18:43:36
If this is the competition , Im in .
See thats my wit. Get it?
Turn-ons: 104 Dmg hits with a Light Neutron on a Velator.
Turn-offs: ****s who sleep with agents.
I enjoy starting wars between corporations I am not actually in. I also enjoy shooting people. |
Teela Belwynn
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Posted - 2004.02.09 23:01:00 -
[95]
Edited by: Teela Belwynn on 09/02/2004 23:04:35
I entered, and was beaten on the damned finish line, for the Miss January title. But since February is the special month of the year, with soon-to-be hot air whirling its way through my private regions. I intend to win this one, crushing all who oppose me in the process.
My turn ons
- Being in my warm and fussy Thorax with a male or female companion
- Big railguns, 250mm's atleast.
My turn offs
- Being all alone, without a male or female companion.
- People who don't appreciate the vibrating functions of a smartbomb (ooh, it's soo nice).
- Pilots who fly tiny frigates, their equipment can't simply satisfy my needs.
As I said previously, I'm still 100% pure Arkonor.
And here's my special Valentine's Day entry.
Dear Heff,
You are the most mesmerizing male hot stuff in the universe, all others pale in comparison to the might and beauty of your being, and I really adore, you do you adore me?
[ ] Yes [ ] No
You flew straight and true from the Playboy mansion,
docked onto my station,
and into my heart.
With all my love,
Teela Belwynn
♥Teela's Galaxy! |
china doll
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Posted - 2004.02.10 11:25:00 -
[96]
I'm aiming cause I want more of that 30 year old (or was it 100 year old) Whisky.
Next time Prometheus, bring that whisky yourself and not send some lousy engineer of yours to do man's job... :roll:
Br
China Doll
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Prometheus Riguus
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Posted - 2004.02.10 12:19:00 -
[97]
well I have never seen that engineer since, so he cant be that bad
As a matter of fact, there were reports that right after he came aboard your ship, the*****pit windows got steamed/foggy. Initially we belived he had done some pipe work, and blew some steam accidentially..... euhmmm... think I will stop the story there
* hides behind his chair awaiting incomming fire from China
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Volette
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Posted - 2004.02.10 12:51:00 -
[98]
Quote:
Edited by: Teela Belwynn on 09/02/2004 23:04:35
I entered, and was beaten on the damned finish line, for the Miss January title. But since February is the special month of the year, with soon-to-be hot air whirling its way through my private regions. I intend to win this one, crushing all who oppose me in the process.
My turn ons
- Being in my warm and fussy Thorax with a male or female companion
- Big railguns, 250mm's atleast.
My turn offs
- Being all alone, without a male or female companion.
- People who don't appreciate the vibrating functions of a smartbomb (ooh, it's soo nice).
- Pilots who fly tiny frigates, their equipment can't simply satisfy my needs.
As I said previously, I'm still 100% pure Arkonor.
And here's my special Valentine's Day entry.
Dear Heff,
You are the most mesmerizing male hot stuff in the universe, all others pale in comparison to the might and beauty of your being, and I really adore, you do you adore me?
[ ] Yes [ ] No
You flew straight and true from the Playboy mansion,
docked onto my station,
and into my heart.
With all my love,
Teela Belwynn
After that i don't have a chance, and your right smartbombs feel sooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooood.
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Miss Nobody
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Posted - 2004.02.10 13:22:00 -
[99]
I like to hang out in my hangar, caring for the many Homeless who's squatting there.
I really hate the people who's using them as a commodity. Shame on you.
"Hey! I need those two implants, I really do." |
Busko Moonwalker
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Posted - 2004.02.10 13:49:00 -
[100]
:P wonders how many girls trapped in male bodys there are out there.
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Chepe Nolon
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Posted - 2004.02.10 14:26:00 -
[101]
Quote:
After that i don't have a chance, and your right smartbombs feel sooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooood.
Being Volette's corpmate, I feel it as my duty to warn all of you of her smartbombs!
And there is too few blond Caldari girls in this competition, so my vote has to go to her!
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Volette
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Posted - 2004.02.10 14:49:00 -
[102]
You know you let a sb off one beside a gate and you never live it down
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Tessa Corpius
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Posted - 2004.02.10 23:27:00 -
[103]
Well here goes my application for Miss February.
Occupation:
Riding on (oops did I say on, I meant in) my long, hard, and ribbed Iteron to every pleasure hub in the Fabas region. I'm a proffesional dancer, and yes its honest work. I am also the corps fashion expert. *giggles*
Turn-Ons:
1. Bumpin 'n' grindin in the roid fields with the boys.
2. BIG missles. Especially torpedoes, they got the girth and just don't quit.
3. Heff-Sexiest man in the game.
4.And last but not least Gangs. Nothing gets me going quite like huge gangs warpin in and bangin me around.
Turn OFFs:
1. Zombie Inc. Those boys don't play nice, and always mess up my hair when I jump into their system.
2. NoOb Alts. They don't talk much and are always tattle telling on ya for being naughty. And they always look at me like Im a piece of meat. I do have a brain guys.
3. Shuttles, they remind me of midgets, and midgets scare me.
The best reason I can think of why I should be chosen is that its been my lifelong dream to be Miss Playboy of the Month.
I've worked very hard to get this sexy. I mean geez look at my sister Shaelin and you'll know what I mean. She might as well shave her head and join the Army.
Oh ya I also wish for world peace, and I want to stop the killing of defenseless baby roids.
Thankyou very much.
*giggles*
"*giggles* Oops I dropped my pen." |
Tessa Corpius
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Posted - 2004.02.10 23:47:00 -
[104]
Almost forgot my pickup line:
"Hey Heff is your rear view mirror broke, lemme fix it so you can see whoes c0ming."
"*giggles* Oops I dropped my pen." |
Steini OFSI
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Posted - 2004.02.10 23:49:00 -
[105]
I should be chosen, not only because I have a pretty face and 34 DD ******* with a perfect waste, but I'm also excel in convincing people and scored a healthy 24 on my latest charisma test.
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Nessa Alcarin
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Posted - 2004.02.11 03:45:00 -
[106]
Hey, what about me?
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Chimera 1
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Posted - 2004.02.11 07:14:00 -
[107]
Turn ons: Leather, thongs, big t!t$, nice legs, firm @$$. oh and lingerie.
If i was crowned i would strive for world piece.
what do you mean it doesn't go there? it fits doesn't it?
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Marid
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Posted - 2004.02.11 08:01:00 -
[108]
Quote:
:P wonders how many girls trapped in male bodys there are out there.
Count the entries. Subtract one (I'm an optimist). There's your number...
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My special purpose is to destroy Phobos... |
SOHAIL
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Posted - 2004.02.11 08:05:00 -
[109]
sure
"We'll show them what FIREPOWER is all about" |
Teela Belwynn
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Posted - 2004.02.11 10:32:00 -
[110]
Quote:
:P wonders how many girls trapped in male bodys there are out there.
I for one, is pure female, ain't controlled by no man thingy here, no sir!
Love,
Teela.
♥Teela's Galaxy! |
Dora
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Posted - 2004.02.11 19:18:00 -
[111]
Quick Note:
the Come-on contests is ending on the 14th. Please place your entries here before time runs out....
Hugs and Kisses,
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Dora
CEO Playboy Enterprises
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: playboy_ |
Teela Belwynn
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Posted - 2004.02.12 22:38:00 -
[112]
Edited by: Teela Belwynn on 12/02/2004 22:44:07
Quote:
Almost forgot my pickup line:
"Hey Heff is your rear view mirror broke, lemme fix it so you can see whoes c0ming."
Eeik! Tessa, you got no left arm!
♥Teela's Galaxy! |
Sheela To'ka'ynn
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Posted - 2004.02.12 22:45:00 -
[113]
Mmm mmm I say, I can be your sunlight, kissing you any day Teela... |
Alice Jung
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Posted - 2004.02.13 02:04:00 -
[114]
Can I play
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RedPhoenix
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Posted - 2004.02.13 07:39:00 -
[115]
Edited by: RedPhoenix on 13/02/2004 07:40:10
I'll throw into this.
This contest can always use another Amarrian.
Turn Ons : musicians and CEOs
Turn Offs : desert planets, basic modules and griefers
Come-on : I'm taking my shields down expecting your long-range torpedo
edit : if I dont win I would vote for Carmen, love those +10's
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Teela Belwynn
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Posted - 2004.02.13 09:37:00 -
[116]
Quote:
Mmm mmm I say, I can be your sunlight, kissing you any day Teela...
Woot! erhm, shall we get a room, to better get to know each other I mean.. ?
* Teela Belwynn flutters eyelashes.
♥Teela's Galaxy! |
Cara
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Posted - 2004.02.13 14:19:00 -
[117]
Miss feb would sound nice to my name i think!!
Miss 2004 would be nice aswell
Turn ons:
-Spanking nasty men silly and also women
-Guy who likes a little girl on girl action
Turn offs:
-People acting imature
-Smack talk
Please vote for me, i am a open minded girl who likes to try new things. I love to flirt with both men and women so please vote for me!
Good Luck to all the contestants.
Cara
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Nostradamu5
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Posted - 2004.02.13 15:52:00 -
[118]
Maybe for your March edition you can have a Women of Polaris special. So at this time Veridet Faulk, Lomithrandra or Eris Discordia and I pick......
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General Killah
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Posted - 2004.02.13 17:54:00 -
[119]
Teela and Sheela as dual ******* Miss February's
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You didn't think Rome ever REALLY fell did you? |
Teela Belwynn
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Posted - 2004.02.14 10:59:00 -
[120]
♥Teela's Galaxy! |
P3gasus
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Posted - 2004.02.14 14:16:00 -
[121]
"Heff, is this the rare +20 implant down there ?"
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Hercules will kick your ass for me, so watch out ;) |
The UberNoob
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Posted - 2004.02.15 21:39:00 -
[122]
Im OnE FeCkInG SxY BaStIe
PiCk MeH
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Alexis Machine
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Posted - 2004.02.16 03:09:00 -
[123]
You shouldn't even consider ALTS for winning.
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Dtai'kai'-dte sa-de nau'gkon dtain'aun bpi-de.
if you don't wake up, i'll have to stop kissing you. all that flailing has made you sleepy. you rest while i untie you. stay here until they find you. My hand made mannequin. i won't let them get you. they'll know you're mine by the fingerprints on your throat. isn't she lovely? isn't she wonderful? like the *****s that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design. |
Jet Jagowrath
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Posted - 2004.02.16 03:23:00 -
[124]
JJ has been on a booster fueled pirate killing spree this febuary, due to her infuriation at not being the winning playmate for january or december...
being in no fit state to enter this month, she would like to wish Mercy Regard the best of luck, she is clearly the cutest.
hopefully Jet can get into rehab in time to enter next month....
JJxxx
(talking about myself in the third person, i really need to lay off the drops)
King Jadrut of The Alliance That Kicks Your Arse Very Badly And Whoops You Like You've Never Seen Before, TATKYAVBAWYLYNSB for short, owns all Jove space, stay away or bad things will happen to you and your hamsters and/or gerbils mmmk
La Maison de tous les plaisirs - Where politics and pleasure meet...
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Mercy Regard
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Posted - 2004.02.16 06:14:00 -
[125]
Quote:
Mercy ME! OOO! OOO! OOO! OOO! (I feel like Horshack from "Welcome Back Kotter") Pick her! Pick her! She's a right saucy temptress that Mercy Regard!
Right saucy temptress indeed! Riz sweetie, I wanna cover you in chocolate sauce and make dessert out of you. Thanks for sending a vote my way.
Quote:
being in no fit state to enter this month, she would like to wish Mercy Regard the best of luck, she is clearly the cutest.
Well you are quite adorable yourself Jet. Care for a jellybean? Perhaps it will perk you up and get you ready for next months competition. Best of luck to you and thanks for your kind wishes.
XOXO
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Teela Belwynn
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Posted - 2004.02.16 08:25:00 -
[126]
What's with all the one armed bandits around here?!
♥Teela's Galaxy! |
Manirina Sestra
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Posted - 2004.02.16 11:11:00 -
[127]
i will win anyway
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Dora
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Posted - 2004.02.19 22:53:00 -
[128]
I am pleased to annouce the winner of the come-on contest is:
Tracy Bambina
Please see me about your prize...
Congrats, and I hope you hada wonderful Valentines Day!
Hugs and Kisses,
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Dora
CEO Playboy Enterprises
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: playboy_ |
shivan
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Posted - 2004.02.20 02:48:00 -
[129]
Come on surly i win hands down.
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(O.o)
(> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination. |
Chelsea rorec
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Posted - 2004.02.20 04:33:00 -
[130]
Me coz im prolly the only real girl around here
turn ons
latin guys
gold cards
turn offs
guys pretending to be girls
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Teela Belwynn
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Posted - 2004.02.20 09:13:00 -
[131]
Edited by: Teela Belwynn on 20/02/2004 09:15:40
Quote:
Me coz im prolly the only real girl around here
If you look a little on the previous page you'll see that you're not alone
And, congrats to you Tracy!
♥Teela's Galaxy! |
Gunstar Zero
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Posted - 2004.02.20 09:26:00 -
[132]
Likes: Elite Frigates, Rails and Antimatter
Dislikes: Mining
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Teela Belwynn
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Posted - 2004.02.22 10:15:00 -
[133]
Edited by: Teela Belwynn on 22/02/2004 10:16:00
Bah! I'm bored stiff of waiting for this "competion" to end! Announce me winner now and get it over with, you luscious hunk of man Heff, and you can consider yourself lucky for however long you'd like! Dora can come too!
Love,
Teela
♥Teela's Galaxy! |
Carmen Ibanez
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Posted - 2004.02.24 19:59:00 -
[134]
Hiya Girls, just letting you know that this is your last chance to enter our esteemed contest.
I personally was disallowed entry into the contest last month (unfair advantage -> smoking hot). But I have no problem with that... My Master of Toys is helping me to get over it.
"Blow" Heff away my sweet luscious beauties!
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Laetitia Bella
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Posted - 2004.02.25 12:28:00 -
[135]
I've thrown in my application, maybe I'll be more successful this time around (cries for the judges)...
Verso il cielo, volante per sempre. |
Dash Ripcock
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Posted - 2004.02.25 12:34:00 -
[136]
Don't cry baby, if you need someone to comfort you should you miss out on the title, I'm your man.
Call me...
Battle Angels Inc - The Movie
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Nila Tenstar
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Posted - 2004.02.25 13:04:00 -
[137]
I may as well throw my hat into the ring, so to speak :)
Likes:
Rifters at full burn
Sensitive men
Finding a good trade route
Dislikes:
Amarr ship design
Mining
warm Quafe
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Dora
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Posted - 2004.02.27 18:56:00 -
[138]
Please note that the contest entries for Miss Feb are closed and the tally count is begining. The winner will be announced shortly....
The Miss March contest will begin promptly on March 1st. The Miss March is covented as the "War Goddess" prize and many people consider it the prime contest to win prior to the Playmates of Eve Winter Edition is published. Starting in Apirl the winners will be included in the Girls of Summer pictorial.
Winner to be announced shortly, Hugs and Kisses,
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Dora
CEO Playboy Enterprises
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: playboy_ |
Tracy Bambina
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Posted - 2004.02.27 19:31:00 -
[139]
OMG! I won!
Wow! /emote cries
I think everyone did very well,
And I hope you all win in other Miss Playboy competitions! (Even the mods!)
I'd like to thank my mum, my dad...-
And All of Playboy Enterprises and everybody that took part!
Thanks again!
Cya all ingame!
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Krak Ho
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Posted - 2004.02.28 00:21:00 -
[140]
Has it been announced yet? I haven't seen anything.
Besides, I should be the winner. As a Krak Ho... I push drugs on weak-minded Eve dweebs. If you want blue pill, drop, or any of the other drugs, click here and/or contact me in game.
http://www.druglordsgame.com/index.php?ref=103149
KRAK HO!
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Krak Ho
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Posted - 2004.02.28 00:21:00 -
[141]
Edited by: Krak Ho on 28/02/2004 00:22:21
Double post. Sorry
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Buggsi
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Posted - 2004.02.29 11:50:00 -
[142]
yo
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Buggsi
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Posted - 2004.02.29 11:54:00 -
[143]
Whats with all the crosseyed women in here?
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