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Morrow Disca
Macrocosm Advanced Industries
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:30:00 -
[31]
Told my boss i'd 'B R B' when i went on lunch.
I told the wife that my new mobile (Cellphone) was 'uber cool'.
My RL friend & corpie sometimes calls me Morrow in work. 
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Fanjita
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:31:00 -
[32]
 Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Not really EVE but MMO's and games in general... I often find myself saying "lol" IRL if I think something is funny.
I hold down CTRL if I talk on the phone at my computer, because I use CTRL as a press to speak button for ventrilo/teamspeak.
oh god no don't remind me, we had a guy on ts who used to say lol and rofl on teamspeak when he found something funny was bloody annoying and a little frightening too :/
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Loc Maythan
Gallente
AlfaCorp
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:36:00 -
[33]
I went to use the toilet a few evenings ago, and as I entered the bathroom, I saw a target lock timer under the toilet, and heard the locking sound in my head :-(
Loc.
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Gilbert Drillerson
DarkStar 1
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:44:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Kastar
hehe, these threads pop up every now and then and are always fun 
I once wrote an email to my wife at work and signed with "Kas"
It cost me a week of gameplay and 200 Ç in shoes.
Kas
You win !
/Gil
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Lord Evangelian
Gallente
LEAP Corp
United Confederation of Corporations
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:46:00 -
[35]
When you call your partner (who plays) a noob when she forgets to do something...
When you think about fitting a thorax during sex...
When you get a faction BS and fit it properly and think your god...
When you spend more than 5 hours playing...
If you view the forums...
If you are over 6months old...
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JitaTradeManager
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:47:00 -
[36]
I had a dream that i was driveing a bus but the bus was a oBlisizk
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:50:00 -
[37]
Not too long ago, I came home from a very long day at work and I was extremely tired, so I ate a quick dinner and then collapsed into bed. My wife, on the other hand, had other ideas so she immediately began doing things to get my attention. I remember thinking...."crap, do I have enough cap left for this?"
Note: Italicized parts are where I had to endeavor to keep it PG-13.
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Whiners - Unite! | Posting and You
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Faol'gus
T Miners
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:52:00 -
[38]
When the groom asks for isk as a wedding present.
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Gaunty
Macabre Votum
INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:58:00 -
[39]
When you fail most of your college exams like me.
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MasterEnt
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:13:00 -
[40]
I dropped a stack of papers on the floor the other day and tried to hit "CNTL+Z" to put them back in place.
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Corwain
Gallente
Kamite
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:17:00 -
[41]
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
I hold down CTRL if I talk on the phone at my computer, because I use CTRL as a press to speak button for ventrilo/teamspeak.
I also have the problem of pushing my push to talk hotkey when I'm on my cell, cept I'm usually in Vent at the same time too so everyone hears my conversation!
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A Solo Arbitrator vid, Distortion by Corwain |
Lord Zoran
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:22:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Gaunty
When you fail most of your college exams like me.
same here 
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no sig for you !!!
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Cpt Branko
The Bloody Red
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:24:00 -
[43]
The best one I read from a bio (one of the CWA guys, i believe) yesterday:
-When you run after someone in a street and yell "Someone get points on him, quick!"
and a conversation (don't remember exact wording):
> "I'm going to camp in my back yard, bring out a tent and all.."
> "It's much better to camp in the front, there's a gate there and you can gank the postman in the morning. Maybe he drops nice loot."
I couldn't stop laughing 
Originally by: Tsanse Kinske
The second you start equating time spent playing a game with lost time and money is the second you need to ask yourself "Why am I playing?". Seriously |
Raven Hyperbollic
Paradox v2.0
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:30:00 -
[44]
You know you've played to much eve when you name your pets and children after ships.
Hi guys... Meet my Pet Cat 'Chimera' and Her Buddies
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Ranger802004
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:40:00 -
[45]
when you play an FPS and try to lock your target before you shoot him.... I can't play FPS anymore...when you come home during lunch break from work and switch skill training because you don't want to waste the next 5 hours of time not training a skill.
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Barbens
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:42:00 -
[46]
When you play up to very last possible moment, before going to work and risking being late, just to make that one jump to get you little closer to home. Then you proceed to make bout 3 more...
BaRbEnS
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Atreides Horza
toxicology
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:49:00 -
[47]
When you take a cab into structure and attempt to ransom the driver whilst drunk and realize the cloaking button ain't working when the cops show...
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Korben Morat
Caldari
Special Circumstances.
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:49:00 -
[48]
 When you've gained so much weight from lack of exercise that you're at risk of a heart attack
When your eyesight has degraded from the tiny tiny font to such an extent you can no longer legally drive.
When you can't remember your last interaction with a human being that wasn't over TS or Vent
When you break a sweat ringing dominos cos you can't get out of your chair
oh, wait, was this a joke thread?
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Scott Ryder
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:55:00 -
[49]
When you get boobs, but doesnt care becouse when you play eve noone can see your manboobs :)
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Great Artista
Caldari
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:56:00 -
[50]
The locking sound when I'm alone jogging in the dark.
Its not funny... 
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Space perverts and forum warriors united.
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My opinions rather rarely represent my corp, not to mention my alliance hihihi... |
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Billy Sastard
Amarr
Life. Universe. Everything.
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:57:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Raven Hyperbollic
You know you've played to much eve when you name your pets and children after ships.
Hi guys... Meet my Pet Cat 'Chimera' and Her Buddies
My wife named our dog Ishtar, but she had no idea that it was a ship in EVE and she hates EVE... So I didnt let on that there was a ship named Ishtar until we had the dog a few weeks, so now she has to keep it 
-=^=-
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New Dice
Caldari
Eve University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.08.28 14:33:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Phyrr
Not my personal experience, but I heard this from some random pilot in the middle of nowhere.
I got up as usual this morning and went to the bathroom to get ready for work. I picked up my shaver and tried to turn it on, it wouldnt. I looked at myself in the mirror and said out loud,
"The capacitor is empty".
HAHAHAHAHA.
anyhow I find with any game, you dive into it for a day straight it will zork your thoughts for the following day, I used to play sim city a lot and I ended up seeing different coloured zones with cars moving about everywhere I looked, same deal with populous.
Not played eve anywhere near enough for it to warp me yet, though last night i DID have an eve dream.
Right, I read COAD forum alot (I can fantasise about being in an epic fleet war right?), and I dreamt i was in a resturant with a PC, deleting the southern regions (Tenerefis is the only one i recall) when a man sat down next to me with a plate of noodles and said, somewhat inquisitively and in a nonchalant manner 'you're not... hacking... are you?', I think he was sir molle?! I said 'oh, no, no!' and I woke up...
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Stab some scissors into the screen and cut me out.
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JackknifedII
Minmatar
The Evil Ducks
FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.28 14:35:00 -
[53]
When u say "afk" as you leave a room
Ive done that
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Shari Vegas
Minmatar
Ctrl Alt Elites
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Posted - 2007.08.28 14:39:00 -
[54]
When someone cuts you off in traffic and you go to shoot your missiles at them only to find out you've just succeeded in screwing up all your radio presets.
When you get on the interstate and you hear "Warp Drive Active" play in your head every time.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
I have no clue.
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Alerion
Acquire
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Posted - 2007.08.28 14:45:00 -
[55]
I once opened the trunk of my car to load groceries and the image of the number of m3 it had flashed in my head.
I've signed work emails as /Al numerous times.
When driving I keep seeing cars with licence plates as MWD 321, EOS 651, WCS 392, PDU 112 and so on... And I have to say it out loud - "PowerDiagnostic Unit" and my family looks at me weirdly.
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Andargor theWise
Collateral Damage Unlimited
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.08.28 14:48:00 -
[56]
You play Texas Hold'em for ISK.
(Asm0dai is teh king of poker)
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Got grief?
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.08.28 14:55:00 -
[57]
When you make threads like this.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Maltitol
Gallente
Tides of Silence
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.28 14:57:00 -
[58]
I had to pay the Hydro bill, so i cant afford a battleship....
wait a sec... 
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Tyson Gallane
Caldari
Political Warfare Executive
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Posted - 2007.08.28 15:00:00 -
[59]
A corpmate who is a RL friend messaged me on Eve chat to ask if I wanted to meet up in town and get coffee.
My first thought was "PvE!" 
TG.
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Lana Bird
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Posted - 2007.08.28 15:08:00 -
[60]
You played too much EVE if someone steals your stuff and instead of saying "Stop the thief" you scream "get points on him ffs".
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