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CCP Morpheus

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Posted - 2007.08.28 11:18:00 -
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CCP Morpheus

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Posted - 2007.08.28 11:29:00 -
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Originally by: Grez
Originally by: CCP Morpheus nerf ccp plz
Promote this man!
quoted 4 truth |
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CCP Prism X

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Posted - 2007.08.28 11:30:00 -
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Originally by: Grez
Originally by: CCP Morpheus nerf ccp plz
Promote this man!
Could I interest anyone here in one, mint condition, CCP Morpheus? He's great for any kind of manual labour, has years left in service and quite an amazing service rate! This man literally never breaks down and requires zero maintenance! First 10 customers get a 15% discount! Come one, come all!
I'm not very good at marketing I know...
~ Prism X Relocating your character to a cozy, giant secure container since 2006. |
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CCP Morpheus

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Posted - 2007.08.28 11:34:00 -
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Originally by: Kappas.
Originally by: CCP Prism X
Originally by: Grez
Originally by: CCP Morpheus nerf ccp plz
Promote this man!
Could I interest anyone here in one, mint condition, CCP Morpheus? He's great for any kind of manual labour, has years left in service and quite an amazing service rate! This man literally never breaks down and requires zero maintenance! First 10 customers get a 15% discount! Come one, come all!
I'm not very good at marketing I know...
I'll take him!
Wait... that didn't sound right...
I'm sure theres a line in the EULA against that somewhere!  |
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CCP Prism X

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Posted - 2007.08.28 11:36:00 -
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Originally by: Selene Fenestre I hope thats through the secure method? I would hate to be scammed.
What? Look at my face (..or exclamation mark), doesn't it inspire confidence! Surely you can trust me. 100% legit yessir... c'mon.. don't be a wuss. 
~ Prism X Relocating your character to a cozy, giant secure container since 2006. |
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Huitzilopochtli Tlaloc
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department

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Posted - 2007.08.28 11:38:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Prism X
Originally by: Grez
Originally by: CCP Morpheus nerf ccp plz
Promote this man!
Could I interest anyone here in one, mint condition, CCP Morpheus? He's great for any kind of manual labour, has years left in service and quite an amazing service rate! This man literally never breaks down and requires zero maintenance! First 10 customers get a 15% discount! Come one, come all!
I'm not very good at marketing I know...
will exchange for 2 chickens and a camel. please evemail me if you like my offer with the contract - Thanks Hutch. ____
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ôWar is not the dreadful end to all things as mankind fears. Conflict brings balance to nature as it adapts, mutates, and transforms itself into something stronger than before. Mankind is the master of nature because we can choose those mutations on our own accord. We can accelerate the inevitable dominance of a species. Through war, we can make ourselves stronger at the time and place of our choosing. War is not hell, far from it. War is beautiful. War is divine.ö - Grand Admiral Mekioth Sarum, excerpt from a commencement speech to Paladin graduates of the Imperial Academy, 23215 AD |
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CCP Morpheus

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Posted - 2007.08.28 11:52:00 -
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Originally by: General Apocalypse
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Originally by: Grez
Originally by: CCP Morpheus nerf ccp plz
Promote this man!
quoted 4 truth
I'm just whanderong in what departament is Morpheus working 
CCP Morpheus, Internal Affairs Agent. Pleased to meet you. |
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CCP Prism X

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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:00:00 -
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I'm afraid the auction is postponed until the fanfest. You can use the time to raise assets to bid on this strapping young man with way to much power. 
~ Prism X Relocating your character to a cozy, giant secure container since 2006. |
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CCP Morpheus

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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:03:00 -
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Originally by: Lori Carlyle
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
CCP Morpheus, Internal Affairs Agent. Pleased to meet you.
Who watches the watchers ?..
and please direct me to the Prism's auction.... I want to bid !!!
Someone watches us, thats for sure, though I don't even know who they are. Prism's auction will take place at the fanfest, though be warned, the set currency for the auction is beer and that is bloody expensive in Iceland. |
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CCP Morpheus

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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:04:00 -
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Originally by: Templer Relleg
Originally by: CCP Morpheus CCP Morpheus, Internal Forum Spammer. Pleased to spam your thread.
Fixed it for you 
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CCP Morpheus

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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:06:00 -
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Originally by: Cornucopian bah! we have a 12 metre caribbean: we'll sail over to iceland from NL and just use kegs of Heineken for ballast.
WIN! whats a good place to dock in Iceland?
Headquarters CCP hf. Grandagar=ur 8 101 Reykjavik Iceland |
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CCP Prism X

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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:06:00 -
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The Docks.
~ Prism X Relocating your character to a cozy, giant secure container since 2006. |
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CCP Morpheus

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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:07:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Prism X The Docks.
No, stupid! 1: Dock at CCP 2: Take beer 3: ???? 4: PROFIT! |
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CCP Morpheus

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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:12:00 -
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Originally by: Nimtra Wow i got a totally new scaEEeeerrmmm buisiness proposal: with my yacht ( totally experimental ) I could smuggle a few thousand liters of beer .
WTS BEER 1mio ISK/L. Buy now and you might win a Morpheus . And if you dont win you can still feel the sensation of beeing totally wasted. WOW BUY NOW . BUY BUYBUYBUY !
Send the isk yet? I dont need to remind you Im TooOOOotaallyyy legit.
( anyhow i lived long enough in Norway I cant be shocked by beer prices anymore )
I'm Norwegian and beer is more expensive here in Iceland..  Expensive beer make Morpheus angry! Morpheus stomp! |
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Huitzilopochtli Tlaloc
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department

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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:29:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Originally by: Nimtra Wow i got a totally new scaEEeeerrmmm buisiness proposal: with my yacht ( totally experimental ) I could smuggle a few thousand liters of beer .
WTS BEER 1mio ISK/L. Buy now and you might win a Morpheus . And if you dont win you can still feel the sensation of beeing totally wasted. WOW BUY NOW . BUY BUYBUYBUY !
Send the isk yet? I dont need to remind you Im TooOOOotaallyyy legit.
( anyhow i lived long enough in Norway I cant be shocked by beer prices anymore )
I'm Norwegian and beer is more expensive here in Iceland..  Expensive beer make Morpheus angry! Morpheus stomp!
I heard you can put beer in a soda stream! - Thanks Hutch. ____
forum rules | [email protected]
ôWar is not the dreadful end to all things as mankind fears. Conflict brings balance to nature as it adapts, mutates, and transforms itself into something stronger than before. Mankind is the master of nature because we can choose those mutations on our own accord. We can accelerate the inevitable dominance of a species. Through war, we can make ourselves stronger at the time and place of our choosing. War is not hell, far from it. War is beautiful. War is divine.ö - Grand Admiral Mekioth Sarum, excerpt from a commencement speech to Paladin graduates of the Imperial Academy, 23215 AD |
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CCP Morpheus

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Posted - 2007.08.28 14:38:00 -
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Originally by: Peter Powers
Originally by: CCP Prism X
Originally by: Postlatta Mouseanon
You realize that here in the States selling people is ... um... well illegal.... How much?
Yes, but no jury in the world will convict me, under that law, for the sale of an IA official. NO JURY!
yeah they would have to prove hes human...
I'm a lean mean postin' machine! |
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AeolusWind
Minmatar ISD STAR Interstellar Services Department

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Posted - 2007.08.28 15:00:00 -
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Edited by: AeolusWind on 28/08/2007 15:00:48 I am starting a petition to change all exclamation point faces to interrobangs instead. I feel that the proliferation of the exclamation mark and question mark separate from each other in the 20th century is only fueled by a lack of knowledge of the interrobang. Please read all about this wonderful symbol of punctuation here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang -----------
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Cobray Aine
ISD Interstellar Correspondents Interstellar Services Department

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Posted - 2007.08.28 16:00:00 -
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Originally by: AeolusWind Edited by: AeolusWind on 28/08/2007 15:00:48 I am starting a petition to change all exclamation point faces to interrobangs instead. I feel that the proliferation of the exclamation mark and question mark separate from each other in the 20th century is only fueled by a lack of knowledge of the interrobang. Please read all about this wonderful symbol of punctuation here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang
I concur. --------------------
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Kaemonn
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department

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Posted - 2007.09.03 06:10:00 -
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Originally by: AeolusWind Edited by: AeolusWind on 28/08/2007 15:00:48 I am starting a petition to change all exclamation point faces to interrobangs instead. I feel that the proliferation of the exclamation mark and question mark separate from each other in the 20th century is only fueled by a lack of knowledge of the interrobang. Please read all about this wonderful symbol of punctuation here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang
/signed
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Originally by: kieron: off duty You dont have to swallow!
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CCP Prism X

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Posted - 2007.09.03 10:20:00 -
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Originally by: Odda How can beer be more expencive then in norway? Ccp please nerf tax heia norge!
Because Iceland is a very parental state in a very stupid way. A good example would be the fact that the sale of beer was prohibited until 1989 where as the sale of hard liquor and wine was peachy. Also, as of last week or so the sales of cold beer in the governments alcohol outlets (yes they monopolize the sales of all alcohol) was prohibited in down-town Iceland as some twisted act of revenge on our homeless bum population for hanging around down-town.. they don't get cold brew anymore.
The views and opinions expressed in this posts are not official views of CCP but the personal opinions of Prism X.
~ Prism X Relocating your character to a cozy, giant secure container since 2006. |
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CCP Eris Discordia

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Posted - 2007.09.03 10:45:00 -
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*shakes head*
kids these days
Pink Dread has been hijacked
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AeolusWind
Minmatar ISD STAR Interstellar Services Department

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Posted - 2007.09.03 17:12:00 -
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Originally by: Druadan
Originally by: AeolusWind Edited by: AeolusWind on 28/08/2007 15:00:48 I am starting a petition to change all exclamation point faces to interrobangs instead. I feel that the proliferation of the exclamation mark and question mark separate from each other in the 20th century is only fueled by a lack of knowledge of the interrobang. Please read all about this wonderful symbol of punctuation here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang
**** yes you have yourself a /signed
Come my brothers and sisters, embrace the Interrobang and everything else clean and pure in the world! -----------
<Garik> AeolusWind: The Interrobang Evangelist.
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Eldo Davip
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department

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Posted - 2007.09.03 17:18:00 -
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Originally by: AeolusWind
Originally by: Druadan
Originally by: AeolusWind Edited by: AeolusWind on 28/08/2007 15:00:48 I am starting a petition to change all exclamation point faces to interrobangs instead. I feel that the proliferation of the exclamation mark and question mark separate from each other in the 20th century is only fueled by a lack of knowledge of the interrobang. Please read all about this wonderful symbol of punctuation here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang
**** yes you have yourself a /signed
Come my brothers and sisters, embrace the Interrobang and everything else clean and pure in the world!
The name sounds really dirty... almost ****ographic. ___
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AeolusWind
Minmatar ISD STAR Interstellar Services Department

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Posted - 2007.09.03 17:21:00 -
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Originally by: Eldo Davip
Originally by: AeolusWind
Originally by: Druadan
Originally by: AeolusWind Edited by: AeolusWind on 28/08/2007 15:00:48 I am starting a petition to change all exclamation point faces to interrobangs instead. I feel that the proliferation of the exclamation mark and question mark separate from each other in the 20th century is only fueled by a lack of knowledge of the interrobang. Please read all about this wonderful symbol of punctuation here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang
**** yes you have yourself a /signed
Come my brothers and sisters, embrace the Interrobang and everything else clean and pure in the world!
The name sounds really dirty... almost ****ographic.
There will be naysayers on the path to enlightenment, don't listen to them. You don't want to become corrupted do you‽ -----------
<Garik> AeolusWind: The Interrobang Evangelist.
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