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CCP Morpheus
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:03:00 -
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 Originally by: Lori Carlyle
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
CCP Morpheus, Internal Affairs Agent. Pleased to meet you.
Who watches the watchers ?..
and please direct me to the Prism's auction.... I want to bid !!!
Someone watches us, thats for sure, though I don't even know who they are.
Prism's auction will take place at the fanfest, though be warned, the set currency for the auction is beer and that is bloody expensive in Iceland. |
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CCP Morpheus
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:04:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Templer Relleg
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
CCP Morpheus, Internal Forum Spammer. Pleased to spam your thread.
Fixed it for you 
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Cornucopian
Gallente
Dutch Omega
United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:04:00 -
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bah! we have a 12 metre caribbean: we'll sail over to iceland from NL and just use kegs of Heineken for ballast.
WIN! whats a good place to dock in Iceland?
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"post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
nerf ccp plz
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CCP Morpheus
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:06:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Cornucopian
bah! we have a 12 metre caribbean: we'll sail over to iceland from NL and just use kegs of Heineken for ballast.
WIN! whats a good place to dock in Iceland?
Headquarters
CCP hf.
Grandagar=ur 8
101 Reykjavik
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CCP Prism X
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:06:00 -
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The Docks.
~ Prism X
Relocating your character to a cozy, giant secure container since 2006. |
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CCP Morpheus
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:07:00 -
[36]
Originally by: CCP Prism X
The Docks.
No, stupid!
1: Dock at CCP
2: Take beer
3: ????
4: PROFIT! |
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Cornucopian
Gallente
Dutch Omega
United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:08:00 -
[37]
Originally by: CCP Prism X
The Docks.
ZOMG = Iam caught between golden dev bars of death!
do 'the docks' have a depth of at least 3M ? I would hate to drag the keel through the icelandic mud....
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"post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
nerf ccp plz
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SlaveGirI
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:12:00 -
[38]
Edited by: SlaveGirI on 28/08/2007 12:14:48
Originally by: CCP Prism X
Originally by: Selene Fenestre
I hope thats through the secure method? I would hate to be scammed.
What? Look at my face (..or exclamation mark), doesn't it inspire confidence! Surely you can trust me. 100% legit yessir... c'mon.. don't be a wuss. 
Can i Be A CCP pet ? ill mine aLL day in the few belts by your base and if you have a Nyx for me to do it in ill have the skill soon
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General Apocalypse
Amarr
The Merchant Marines
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:16:00 -
[39]
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Originally by: CCP Prism X
The Docks.
No, stupid!
1: Dock at CCP
2: Take beer
3: ????
4: PROFIT!
Morpheus wins the forums today 
Originally by: Jita Alt
DOH, you're right, i'm an idiot >_<
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
nerf ccp plz
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Nimtra
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:45:00 -
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Wow i got a totally new scaEEeeerrmmm buisiness proposal:
with my yacht ( totally experimental ) I could smuggle a few thousand liters of beer .
WTS BEER 1mio ISK/L. Buy now and you might win a Morpheus . And if you dont win you can still feel the sensation of beeing totally wasted. WOW BUY NOW . BUY BUYBUYBUY !
Send the isk yet? I dont need to remind you Im TooOOOotaallyyy legit.
( anyhow i lived long enough in Norway I cant be shocked by beer prices anymore )
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Nimtras Startsript - The fastes way to start Quickfit on Linux ( oh yeah gotta love ads ;) ) |
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MaxSkywalker
x13
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:50:00 -
[41]
Edited by: MaxSkywalker on 28/08/2007 12:50:17
Originally by: Nimtra
Wow i got a totally new scaEEeeerrmmm buisiness proposal:
with my yacht ( totally experimental ) I could smuggle a few thousand liters of beer .
WTS BEER 1mio ISK/L. Buy now and you might win a Morpheus . And if you dont win you can still feel the sensation of beeing totally wasted. WOW BUY NOW . BUY BUYBUYBUY !
Send the isk yet? I dont need to remind you Im TooOOOotaallyyy legit.
( anyhow i lived long enough in Norway I cant be shocked by beer prices anymore )
You got to buy it, You got to buy it - ChinpokTmon?! 
MaxSkywalker
x13
Originally by: CCP Prism X
There's no such thing as playing too much EvE!
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EliteSlave
Minmatar
Tau Ceti Global Production
Angels Of Discord
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:50:00 -
[42]
So i want to buy Morpheous..I offer a MOM and a Archon...
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Dev's if your Ugly and you know it.. and Proud of it... Sign Below ;)
Yeah alright I'll sign, why not! |
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CCP Morpheus
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:12:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Nimtra
Wow i got a totally new scaEEeeerrmmm buisiness proposal:
with my yacht ( totally experimental ) I could smuggle a few thousand liters of beer .
WTS BEER 1mio ISK/L. Buy now and you might win a Morpheus . And if you dont win you can still feel the sensation of beeing totally wasted. WOW BUY NOW . BUY BUYBUYBUY !
Send the isk yet? I dont need to remind you Im TooOOOotaallyyy legit.
( anyhow i lived long enough in Norway I cant be shocked by beer prices anymore )
I'm Norwegian and beer is more expensive here in Iceland.. 
Expensive beer make Morpheus angry! Morpheus stomp! |
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Taran Summers
The Merovingians
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:20:00 -
[44]
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Originally by: Kappas.
Originally by: CCP Prism X
Originally by: Grez
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
nerf ccp plz
Promote this man!
Could I interest anyone here in one, mint condition, CCP Morpheus?
He's great for any kind of manual labour, has years left in service and quite an amazing service rate! This man literally never breaks down and requires zero maintenance!
First 10 customers get a 15% discount!
Come one, come all!
I'm not very good at marketing I know...
I'll take him!
Wait... that didn't sound right...
I'm sure theres a line in the EULA against that somewhere!
Hmm, your probably right. Which is why we'll consider this a character transfer  |
Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:26:00 -
[45]
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Originally by: General Apocalypse
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Originally by: Grez
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
nerf ccp plz
Promote this man!
quoted 4 truth
I'm just whanderong in what departament is Morpheus working 
CCP Morpheus, Internal Affairs Agent. Pleased to meet you.
OOOH! I have to ask:
1. Do you wear dark sunglasses to the ofice?
2. Do you get to carry around a neuralizer?
3. Do you occasionally use your ninja-like skills of disguise to hide yourself at a dev's desk, and at random times ask them questions very suddenly and loudly?
4. Do you skulk around the offices frowning very intently?
5. Are you a heavy mouthbreather?
6. Do you fail completely to communicate with all other departments, inciting squabbles that not only decrease the effectiveness of your intelligence-gathering, but results in important facts being obscured or politicized 
I DEMAND ANSWERS!
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Huitzilopochtli Tlaloc
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:29:00 -
[46]
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Originally by: Nimtra
Wow i got a totally new scaEEeeerrmmm buisiness proposal:
with my yacht ( totally experimental ) I could smuggle a few thousand liters of beer .
WTS BEER 1mio ISK/L. Buy now and you might win a Morpheus . And if you dont win you can still feel the sensation of beeing totally wasted. WOW BUY NOW . BUY BUYBUYBUY !
Send the isk yet? I dont need to remind you Im TooOOOotaallyyy legit.
( anyhow i lived long enough in Norway I cant be shocked by beer prices anymore )
I'm Norwegian and beer is more expensive here in Iceland..
Expensive beer make Morpheus angry! Morpheus stomp!
I heard you can put beer in a soda stream!
- Thanks Hutch.
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ôWar is not the dreadful end to all things as mankind fears. Conflict brings balance to nature as it adapts, mutates, and transforms itself into something stronger than before. Mankind is the master of nature because we can choose those mutations on our own accord. We can accelerate the inevitable dominance of a species. Through war, we can make ourselves stronger at the time and place of our choosing. War is not hell, far from it. War is beautiful. War is divine.ö
- Grand Admiral Mekioth Sarum, excerpt from a commencement speech to Paladin graduates of the Imperial Academy, 23215 AD |
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Peter Powers
Master Miners
Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.28 14:36:00 -
[47]
Originally by: CCP Prism X
Originally by: Postlatta Mouseanon
You realize that here in the States selling people is ... um... well illegal....
How much?
Yes, but no jury in the world will convict me, under that law, for the sale of an IA official. NO JURY!
yeah they would have to prove hes human...
I love CCP Morpheus<3 xXx CCP Morpheus xXx <3
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Theo Samaritan
Gallente
Galactic Savings and Investments
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Posted - 2007.08.28 14:37:00 -
[48]
WTB 1x Morpheus clone. 1 isk or next offer!
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A Request About Lag Discussion
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Yet another "Edit my sig devs!" request \o/ |
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CCP Morpheus
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Posted - 2007.08.28 14:38:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Peter Powers
Originally by: CCP Prism X
Originally by: Postlatta Mouseanon
You realize that here in the States selling people is ... um... well illegal....
How much?
Yes, but no jury in the world will convict me, under that law, for the sale of an IA official. NO JURY!
yeah they would have to prove hes human...
I'm a lean mean postin' machine! |
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Peter Powers
Master Miners
Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.28 14:39:00 -
[50]
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
I'm a lean mean postin' machine!
fueled by beer, eh?
I love CCP Morpheus<3 xXx CCP Morpheus xXx <3
Master Miners are recruiting! |
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Sothis Antares
PBA Corporation
The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2007.08.28 14:42:00 -
[51]
LOL XD
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joshmorris
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Posted - 2007.08.28 14:53:00 -
[52]
Patch day brings out the best in us =) |
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AeolusWind
Minmatar
ISD STAR
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.08.28 15:00:00 -
[53]
Edited by: AeolusWind on 28/08/2007 15:00:48
I am starting a petition to change all exclamation point faces to interrobangs instead. I feel that the proliferation of the exclamation mark and question mark separate from each other in the 20th century is only fueled by a lack of knowledge of the interrobang. Please read all about this wonderful symbol of punctuation here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang
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Peter Powers
Master Miners
Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.28 15:11:00 -
[54]
Originally by: AeolusWind
Edited by: AeolusWind on 28/08/2007 15:00:48
I am starting a petition to change all exclamation point faces to interrobangs instead. I feel that the proliferation of the exclamation mark and question mark separate from each other in the 20th century is only fueled by a lack of knowledge of the interrobang. Please read all about this wonderful symbol of punctuation here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang
wtf‽
I love CCP Morpheus<3 xXx CCP Morpheus xXx <3
Master Miners are recruiting! |
J'Mkarr Soban
Amarr
Shadows of the Dead
Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.28 15:16:00 -
[55]
Originally by: AeolusWind
Edited by: AeolusWind on 28/08/2007 15:00:48
I am starting a petition to change all exclamation point faces to interrobangs instead. I feel that the proliferation of the exclamation mark and question mark separate from each other in the 20th century is only fueled by a lack of knowledge of the interrobang. Please read all about this wonderful symbol of punctuation here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang
/signed
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Sinder Ohm
Infinite Improbability Inc
Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2007.08.28 15:50:00 -
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I love you Morpheus <3
nice thread ^^
more cowbell
Originally by: Karanth
Wimps play empire. Real men play in 0.0. Hardcore masochists live out in drone space.
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Cobray Aine
ISD Interstellar Correspondents
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.08.28 16:00:00 -
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Originally by: AeolusWind
Edited by: AeolusWind on 28/08/2007 15:00:48
I am starting a petition to change all exclamation point faces to interrobangs instead. I feel that the proliferation of the exclamation mark and question mark separate from each other in the 20th century is only fueled by a lack of knowledge of the interrobang. Please read all about this wonderful symbol of punctuation here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang
I concur.
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Pool Boy
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Posted - 2007.08.28 16:03:00 -
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Hmm, Prism X tries to sell Morpheus?
http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/29307
Don't shoot me.
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Azirapheal
Amarr
Ore Mongers
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.08.28 17:03:00 -
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since we have all teh devs sitting here XD
could you please "glitch" jita so its 00 for a day? will pay handsomly in beer
eller i °l det blir moro :)
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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InitHello
Minmatar
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.09.03 04:48:00 -
[60]
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Originally by: General Apocalypse
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
Originally by: Grez
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
nerf ccp plz
Promote this man!
quoted 4 truth
I'm just whanderong in what departament is Morpheus working
CCP Morpheus, Internal Affairs Agent. Pleased to meet you.
/me plots a devious plan to get hired by CCP and have an Internal Affair with Morpheus ... err ... hm. 
ps: will bring Nordlandspils...
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