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Epoch
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Posted - 2007.08.29 23:14:00 -
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Edited by: Epoch on 29/08/2007 23:17:12
Originally by: The Pointless Edited by: The Pointless on 29/08/2007 22:28:01 I've yet to see a film with a WTF moment to truly put me off it. 
Worst one I've seen has to be Takeshi Kitano's Zatoichi. Near the end he finally reveals that he could see the whole time (choose not to), then right at the end, he trips, then says "Even with my eyes wide open I can't see a thing." 
COULD HE SEE OR COULDN'T HE? BRAIN PAIN!  
Seconded or equalled possibly by Casshern's ending. 
I definatly agree with you about Casshern, the ending was terrible. I didn't particularly like the movie at all though. lot's of eye candy (way too much CGI), little plot.
but *beat* takeshi's zatoichi? yea, it was a bit silly when he trips but the film kicks so much ass it makes up for it.. even the dance scene at the end. 
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Tajidan
Mortis Angelus The Church.
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Posted - 2007.08.29 23:43:00 -
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Edited by: Tajidan on 29/08/2007 23:44:52 you all obviously missed the biggest WTF?! moment from the film with the biggest, meanest and icelandish speaking Vikings ever in a movie who rampage against the weakest and dumbest indiantribe youŠve seen in a movie.
Pathfinder.
it goes like this: semi wiki/indian builds huge trap to lure the bigbad icelanders into certain death. suddenly... all the fellow indians begin to charge the vikings and jump straight into the, with deadly spikes filled, pits and die poorly as they get pierced by the trap or slaughtered by the vikings. WtF where the thinking, wtf...
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Captain Hudson
Caldari Intergalactic Space Defense Force
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Posted - 2007.08.30 00:58:00 -
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Originally by: Tajidan Edited by: Tajidan on 29/08/2007 23:44:52 you all obviously missed the biggest WTF?! moment from the film with the biggest, meanest and icelandish speaking Vikings ever in a movie who rampage against the weakest and dumbest indiantribe youŠve seen in a movie.
Pathfinder.
it goes like this: semi wiki/indian builds huge trap to lure the bigbad icelanders into certain death. suddenly... all the fellow indians begin to charge the vikings and jump straight into the, with deadly spikes filled, pits and die poorly as they get pierced by the trap or slaughtered by the vikings. WtF where the thinking, wtf...
that was quite possibly the worst film iv ever watched. Viking's + violence i was like great, then i watched it and it was shocking, that bloke from DOOM ( which funnily enough is also a shocking film) was the lead dude. wtf all the way
Originally by: SPQRMocton
We would love to have a bunch of teenage pimple boys with no real pvp ability to fil our corpse yards
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Sharupak
Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.08.30 01:05:00 -
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Originally by: Lazaroth Alien 4: when that stupid white alien hybrid comes out and kills it's mother?!?! WTF!!
Laz
Yeah it was good through aliens, then 3 and 4 came out and that was the WTF! LOL! _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude. |

Epoch
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Posted - 2007.08.30 01:21:00 -
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Originally by: Sharupak
Originally by: Lazaroth Alien 4: when that stupid white alien hybrid comes out and kills it's mother?!?! WTF!!
Laz
Yeah it was good through aliens, then 3 and 4 came out and that was the WTF! LOL!
I liked alien 3. one of david finchers first films
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Phrixus Zephyr
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.30 03:13:00 -
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Originally by: Sokratesz Die Hard 4, the part when they have the F-35 attack a moving target while its in hover-mode.
Having been in the airforce, that made me go 'zomg bull****' out loud in the cinema.
I havn't been in the airforce and I went 'wtf'. The film was already pretty stupid compared to the previous films, and his smugness throughout the movie ****ed me off no end. But the F-35 flying around on his own, attacking a truck that was under a flyover at the time, in a populated area, bringing the whole thing crashing down and then hovering 20feet from its target to try and finish the job. ******* rediculous.
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Micheal Dietrich
Cynical Cartel
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Posted - 2007.08.30 04:28:00 -
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Originally by: Epoch
Originally by: Sharupak
Originally by: Lazaroth Alien 4: when that stupid white alien hybrid comes out and kills it's mother?!?! WTF!!
Laz
Yeah it was good through aliens, then 3 and 4 came out and that was the WTF! LOL!
I liked alien 3. one of david finchers first films
3 was ok but didn't quite have the 'feel' of the series Not to mention it had to compete with 2. 4 should have just been flushed for the crap it spewed out.
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.08.30 05:48:00 -
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Originally by: Phrixus Zephyr
Originally by: Sokratesz Die Hard 4, the part when they have the F-35 attack a moving target while its in hover-mode.
Having been in the airforce, that made me go 'zomg bull****' out loud in the cinema.
I havn't been in the airforce and I went 'wtf'. The film was already pretty stupid compared to the previous films, and his smugness throughout the movie ****ed me off no end. But the F-35 flying around on his own, attacking a truck that was under a flyover at the time, in a populated area, bringing the whole thing crashing down and then hovering 20feet from its target to try and finish the job. ******* rediculous.
Its Die Hard ffs, not Shakespeare. You'd be complaining just as much if Willis spend the entire movie trying to catch up to the car, only to shoot the guy in head at a redlight.
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Elliot Reid
Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2007.08.30 17:53:00 -
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Sunshine.
The film was great right up till it turned into a damn slasher movie. That ruined it for me. __________________________________
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Micheal Dietrich
Cynical Cartel
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Posted - 2007.08.30 18:04:00 -
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I've got one. I think it was called mission to mars or red planet or something.
Basic storyline was we sent a crew to mars but the crashed landed and so we sent a second group to mars. I can't remember if the second crew had the same issue of crash landing but they find a survivor of the first crash who had converted the shipwreck into a greenhouse.
Any ways throughout the whole movie they've got you thinking that theres some kind of beast or something on mars and everyone was in trouble then they had a budget cut in the last 15 minutes of the movie or something. They find out the face on mars is a old alien base and one guy suddenly decides that he'll use the last alien ship there to go meet them and he's all content with possibly never seeing human civilization again and everyone else is happy and holding hands and stuff and your sitting going 'OMG 2 hours of my life wasted in these mere moments! WTF just happened!'
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Natasha Kerensky
The Company Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.08.30 18:28:00 -
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Reign of Fire
I thought the movie was AWESOME for about the first hour, then it totally fell apart. It was like, the writers only got paid to do half the first half of the script or something.
At the very end of the movie we find out that the dragon thats been slaughtering everyone for the past decade is really just a big ***** that can be killed with a crossbow to the nose -------
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Micheal Dietrich
Cynical Cartel
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Posted - 2007.08.30 18:57:00 -
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Originally by: Natasha Kerensky Reign of Fire
I thought the movie was AWESOME for about the first hour, then it totally fell apart. It was like, the writers only got paid to do half the first half of the script or something.
At the very end of the movie we find out that the dragon thats been slaughtering everyone for the past decade is really just a big ***** that can be killed with a crossbow to the nose
Don't leave out the part with the squad of elite soldiers that traveled around killing dragons like they were nothing then immediatly get wiped left n right as soon as they meet up with the civilians.
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Ombey
Exiled.
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Posted - 2007.08.30 20:48:00 -
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Originally by: Elliot Reid Sunshine.
The film was great right up till it turned into a damn slasher movie. That ruined it for me.
QFT totally.
Sunshine- superb, tense and brilliantly done.... then they borrowed something from Event Horizon and.....WTF. Disappointed to the max. -- 2d EveMaps
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Princess Kuki
Minmatar Vengeance Imperium
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Posted - 2007.08.30 20:49:00 -
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We have aliens invading earth. All well and good till you see them foil an alien by closing a door.
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LOL, good call on signs, silly movie really.
Alien 3, when they guy who used to do the "Viscount" biscuit adds on UK TV tunred up as one of the prisoners... WTF!
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Dimitri Chandler
Gallente Dark Knights of Deneb Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.08.30 21:15:00 -
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Originally by: Ombey
Originally by: Elliot Reid Sunshine. The film was great right up till it turned into a damn slasher movie. That ruined it for me.
QFT totally. Sunshine- superb, tense and brilliantly done.... then they borrowed something from Event Horizon and.....WTF. Disappointed to the max.
yeah double QFT Was great until Freddy Krueger turned up.
Also, basically ALL of Syriana. That whole movie had me going "WTF?" all the way through.
Fluffled -Suvetar "There is nothing as disconcerting as being bear-hugged by a giant Icelandic man in a kilt." |

Sazkyen
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Posted - 2007.08.30 21:32:00 -
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Even though I liked the "Soldier (1998)" after a promising start it derails a bit after they get rid of the guy on the waste disposal planet.
Total Recall (1990): At very end that silly suffocation scene destroyed the movie in it's entirety.
Schindler's List (1993): In my very personal opinion the "I could have saved one more guy with my golden ring" stuff was a serious overplay.
Independence Day (1996): The US President's american patriotism speech was way too much for me to bear
The Silence of the Lambs (1991): Somehow I simply didn't like the night vision scene at the end.
Apocalypse Now (1979): The last ten minutes of the movie was unnecessary.
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Captain Hudson
Caldari Intergalactic Space Defense Force
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Posted - 2007.08.30 23:30:00 -
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Edited by: Captain Hudson on 30/08/2007 23:30:26
Originally by: Dimitri Chandler
Originally by: Ombey
Originally by: Elliot Reid Sunshine. The film was great right up till it turned into a damn slasher movie. That ruined it for me.
QFT totally. Sunshine- superb, tense and brilliantly done.... then they borrowed something from Event Horizon and.....WTF. Disappointed to the max.
yeah double QFT Was great until Freddy Krueger turned up.
Also, basically ALL of Syriana. That whole movie had me going "WTF?" all the way through.
Wierdly enough i just finished watch sunshine and im 100% in argreement with you guys
Originally by: SPQRMocton
We would love to have a bunch of teenage pimple boys with no real pvp ability to fil our corpse yards
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Admus
Mobius Construct Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.08.31 00:30:00 -
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Hmm...Well, I have a few examples here.
A few of the movies I've seen my M. Night Shamyanamamalan..alamanan: namely, Signs and The Village. Both were cool, kinda freaky, until the part where you become too acquainted with the danger, and the whole movie turns into a strange plot-twist fest and you're left with a vague feeling of "quoi?"
Ocean's Twelve. I enjoyed the first one quite a bit, good storytelling and action, fast-paced and witty. The sequel was ok, I suppose, but the part that totally ruined it for me was the "Julia Roberts pretending to be Julia Roberts" bit. Didn't like it at all, just didn't sit right. Plus, the movie itself was in general slower and less exciting than the first.
The Poltergeist. I don't remember if this movie was very good to begin with, but I do remember it being vaguely decent until the part where the coffins start flying out of the ground and it becomes a zombie invasion. What the hell was that, they should have just ended the damn thing. But then, it's beena good while since I saw that film so I can't remember much of it anymore. Just the stupid coffins exploding out of the ground.
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Hllaxiu
Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.08.31 00:45:00 -
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Originally by: Derovius Vaden
Its Die Hard ffs, not Shakespeare.
Shakespeare knew his action. Romeo and Juliet opens with a fight scene ffs. --- Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Emerson |

Amarria Black
Clan Anthraxx
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Posted - 2007.08.31 03:41:00 -
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Originally by: Imperator Jora'h
Originally by: Tarquin Tarquinius In Star Wars Episode I, the whole space battle sequence was terrible. Bad acting all around plus a six year old blows up a capital ship by accident. "NOW THIS IS POD RACING!" So much suck. Luckily the movie was ruined long before that.
Agreed. The suckage started almost right away and just continued. When they hit the part with Mitichlorians I gave up all hope for the movie and began hoping Tarantino or someone would go beat the ever loving hell out of Lucas.
And also agreed on the little kid who has never flown a spaceship but hey, it's like a pod racer, blowing up a cap ship with one shot from inside because they keep their reactor there and then the whole invasion failing because out of a fleet of cap ships only THAT one controlled ALL the robots below.
Is there an emoticon for puking?
I shall now quote myself from standing in line for 5 hours to get tickets for Episode 1: "Y'know, we're really dooming ourselves here. At this point, the hype's so big that Lucas could walk on screen, drop trou, and say, 'Hey everyone, it's my @$$! You like staring at my @$$, don't you,' and repeat for 3 hours, and we'd eat it up with a spoon."
Jar Jar, Douchebag Anakin, any and everything having to do with pod racing, the silly fight where Darth Maul pwns Qui-Gon and then gets slapped down by Obi Wan... Yeah, I was right. Thank Raptor Jesus Episodes 2 and 3 partially redeemed that trilogy. And mute + scenes with Natalie Portman makes Episode 1 that much better.
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Micheal Dietrich
Cynical Cartel
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Posted - 2007.08.31 03:49:00 -
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Originally by: Admus
Ocean's Twelve. I enjoyed the first one quite a bit, good storytelling and action, fast-paced and witty. The sequel was ok, I suppose, but the part that totally ruined it for me was the "Julia Roberts pretending to be Julia Roberts" bit. Didn't like it at all, just didn't sit right. Plus, the movie itself was in general slower and less exciting than the first.
Yeah the Julia Roberts part was pretty corny but what got me more was the part where they explained to the French guy how they got the egg. Who seriously puts a priceless artifact into a backpack and lets some regular Joe carry it onto a commuter train. They could have come up with something better than that.
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Jago Kain
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.08.31 14:23:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: Tarquin Tarquinius
In Star Wars Episode I, the whole space battle sequence was terrible. Bad acting all around plus a six year old blows up a capital ship by accident. "NOW THIS IS POD RACING!" So much suck. Luckily the movie was ruined long before that.
Who puts their ship reactor in the HANGAR BAY!
The Minmatar duh; it has to be close to the supplies of gaffa tape and chicken wire for when it breaks down.
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KingsGambit
Caldari Knights
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Posted - 2007.08.31 18:41:00 -
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Anything where the protagonist *wakes up* and finds everything was a dream.
Next - An interesting idea, completely OTT but with redeeming parts...until he wakes up. Identity - Ray Liotta, John Cusack...superb actors. But honestly...
Also want to add a vote to "Bridge To Terabithia". Really...WTF? 
In the past I've also tried watching "Alexander" and "Talladega Nights". Both were so appalling I asked myself "WTF am I watching?". Not a WTF moment perhaps, but as the whole movie makes you ask yourself that I think they kind of count!  -------------
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Imperator Jora'h
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Posted - 2007.08.31 22:32:00 -
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Originally by: KingsGambit Anything where the protagonist *wakes up* and finds everything was a dream.
I remember one excellent incident of this but it was TV and may be too old for many here to get.
There were two series of "Bob Newhart" shows. In the second series finale at the very end Bob Newhart wakes up next to Susan Pleshett(sp?) which was his wife from the first series. He explains to her that he just had the oddest dream about running a hotel and married to a blond woman. Susan of course misses all of it but him married to the blond woman.
Was brilliant but you kinda had to see it.
Quote: Also want to add a vote to "Bridge To Terabithia". Really...WTF? 
Someone mentioned this earlier and I totally agree. The previews I saw were NOTHING like the movie. Maybe it would have been ok had my expectations been set properly going in but mostly I felt totally ripped off.
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Amarria Black
Clan Anthraxx
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Posted - 2007.09.01 02:40:00 -
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I know y'all don't hold truck with all them high-falutin' book learnins, but was I the only person on the planet that actually read Bridge to Tarabithia? All the responses in this thread make me think, "Titanic. WTF, TEH BOAT SUNKED!??!"
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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings D-L
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Posted - 2007.09.01 02:58:00 -
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Originally by: Amarria Black I know y'all don't hold truck with all them high-falutin' book learnins, but was I the only person on the planet that actually read Bridge to Tarabithia? All the responses in this thread make me think, "Titanic. WTF, TEH BOAT SUNKED!??!"
I've read it as a kid although I've never seen the movie though. I gotta admit the ending took me a bit by surprize. I was really starting to like it and really started to get into the whole crush. Then it's all just gone... ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
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Tarquin Tarquinius
Gallente Escorts of Eve
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Posted - 2007.09.01 03:03:00 -
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I'm gonna really reach back on this one.
The 1938 adaptation of Pygmalion. The movie was going great but they literally ruined it in the last ten seconds. To quote the green fairy from EuroTrip, "This happy ending is bull****."
That happy ending opened the door for the whimsical travesty that was My Fair Lady. Come on now, why would you take a great play and turn it into some crappy musical. Shaw would not have been pleased. ------ wait...what? |

Constantinee
Caldari Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.01 03:43:00 -
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"The Village"
was liking it, the story was good and then the ending like wtf. Military experimenting with humans making them think they are living in the 17th cetury. suspending air access over that part and the monsters are the villagers dressed up to keep villagers there....i threw my soda at the screen in the theater. now i watch the film and dont evenm get scared. wrecked a pretty good movie on that part.
another one
"the departed"
i really dident think theyd kill off most of the main cast :) although i still love the movie. its one of my favorites. --------------------
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Frezik
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2007.09.01 03:48:00 -
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Gundam Seed Destiny, in how it shows ORB-style neutrality and pacifism is completely superficial, and puts a horrible stain on the rest of the CE Gundam universe.
Earth: Final Conflict. Started as one of the most engrossing Science Fiction series to come along in a long time, but then the main character died at the end of season 1. Writing got progressively worse and worse, until season 5 ended up being a cheap vampire flick.
Manos: Hand of Fate. No really, roll with me on this one. The movie was excretable, but then ending had a creepy twist that almost worked. In other words, a "WTF?" moment opposite to all the other movies shown here; it (almost) made it good.
Dr. Strangelove. An almost perfect black comedy, but we should have seen Slim Pickens go down with the bomb, and then that's it. Nothing more, except maybe the stock footage of nuclear test explosions. But then Kubrick added another scene after that. Remember, perfection is reached, not when there's nothing left to add, but when there's nothing left to take away.
If anyone mentions The Interview with Hugo Weaving, I shall stab them in the neck with a Bic pen. It had the only ending it could have had.
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Cmdr Sy
Appetite 4 Destruction
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Posted - 2007.09.01 13:43:00 -
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Mulholland Drive, up to the bit where the two women disappear into the blue box and it drops to the floor.
Great ending for the movie, which up to that point was a conventionally-structured, surreal yet linear, menacing tale of interwoven lives.
Except then it went on for another half hour, because one of the women had dreamt the whole thing, and all subsequent action was arbitrary, incomprehensible and WTF.
The problem with twists which make anything possible, is you stop caring what happens.
I stopped caring at that point.
I have seen the movie since the cinema release, it's great, I just switch it off at that point.
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