Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 :: [one page] |
|
Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |

Tallen Zek
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 06:31:00 -
[1]
Heres how it works, You make a wish and the person below corrupts it in some way. Be creative! Then the person below makes his own wish.
In example. I wish i had 1000000 dollars. Person below Granted. But you spend it all on booze and live in a gutter for the rest of your life. I wish for (Insert wish) Etc etc...
I'll start.
I wish my skills would train faster :)
|

GPerson
Gallente The Scope
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 06:35:00 -
[2]
Granted. But you have a SP limit now of 20 mil.
I wish for an unlimited number of ships.
~~~Sig Stuffs Here~~~ I highly recommend drunken posting. This sig has been unhighjacked since 2005. |

Derovius Vaden
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 06:37:00 -
[3]
Originally by: GPerson Granted. But you have a SP limit now of 20 mil.
I wish for an unlimited number of ships.
Granted, but they are all Amarr and NOS Spec'ed.
I wish for Ice Ore that comes in sizes smaller than a cubic kilometer.
|

Arvald
Caldari House of Tempers
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 06:38:00 -
[4]
Edited by: Arvald on 09/09/2007 06:38:21 granted but it cant be refined
i wish i was a lumberjack, swinging from tree to tree, with me best girly by me side and wed sing, sing SING  ya cant stop the rokh
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Next week's Eve news headlines... "BoB owns everything!!! Everyone, get out!"
|

Haakon Jarl
Caldari direkte
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 06:43:00 -
[5]
Originally by: Arvald
i wish i was a lumberjack, swinging from tree to tree, with me best girly by me side and wed sing, sing SING 
Granted, but you are not really into girls. You play for the other team.
I wish they would boost Caldari HAC's.
In it for the state |

Ituralde
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 06:51:00 -
[6]
Granted, but they nerfed the missile velocity so it can only really be used for ratting.
I wish I had a Dread (or five) _____________________________ Fear is the mind-killer.
|

Arvald
Caldari House of Tempers
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 07:02:00 -
[7]
Originally by: Ituralde Granted, but they nerfed the missile velocity so it can only really be used for ratting.
I wish I had a Dread (or five)
granted but their all in one of bobs outposts wihch you will never gain acess to
i wish i had a brand new rokh ya cant stop the rokh
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Next week's Eve news headlines... "BoB owns everything!!! Everyone, get out!"
|

Cemetary
Massifley Multiplyer On-lain Geyhnesz
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 09:07:00 -
[8]
Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Ituralde Granted, but they nerfed the missile velocity so it can only really be used for ratting.
I wish I had a Dread (or five)
granted but their all in one of bobs outposts wihch you will never gain acess to
i wish i had a brand new rokh
You now has a brand new Rokh! But it's under covert control by the Long-dead Ghost Members Of The Original M0o Corp(tm) Oh crap. I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I woz a balla', I wish I had a girl with a name I would call her.
|

Mudkest
MetaForge Ekliptika
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 09:22:00 -
[9]
granted, but due to some freak accifent you lose EVERYTHING below the waste
I wish I could read russian
----- GIEV custom ship paint jobs!
I want my hello-kitty-kessie! |

Asestorian
Minmatar Domination.
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 09:27:00 -
[10]
Granted, but you can no longer read English.
I wish I ruled the world.
---
---
|
|

Mtthias Clemi
Gallente Infinitus Odium The Church.
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 09:38:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Asestorian Granted, but you can no longer read English.
I wish I ruled the world.
You can but its made of cheese
I wish i had a massive laser -------------------------------------------- Stay away from my signature all of ya!!! IM WARNING YOU!!
PEW PEW PEW PEW!
|

Transfer chick
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 09:44:00 -
[12]
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi I wish i had a massive laser
Granted, but it's so massive that you couldn't power it even if you hooked it up directly to a nuclear power plant.
I wish I was the smartest person on the planet.
|

Lucifer Fellblade
Ore Mongers R0ADKILL
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 09:46:00 -
[13]
Originally by: Transfer chick
I wish I was the smartest person on the planet.
You are, but your also the only person on the planet.
I wish this ****ty game would disappear from forums forever because I hate it and want it to die.
Am I doing this right? ------
|

Mtthias Clemi
Gallente Infinitus Odium The Church.
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 09:47:00 -
[14]
Originally by: Lucifer Fellblade
Originally by: Transfer chick
I wish I was the smartest person on the planet.
You are, but your also the only person on the planet.
I wish this ****ty game would disappear from forums forever because I hate it and want it to die.
Granted but it carrys on, with each new post being painted on your walls.
I wish i had a fusion power plant (for the massive laser) -------------------------------------------- Stay away from my signature all of ya!!! IM WARNING YOU!!
PEW PEW PEW PEW!
|

ry ry
StateCorp The State
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 09:52:00 -
[15]
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi I wish i had a fusion power plant (for the massive laser)
granted, but the powerplant was of minmatar manufacture, and the Main Duct Tape Seams give way at the moment the reaction occurs, wiping out three planets and a small pleasurehub.
i wish t20 would be my friend.
|

Mtthias Clemi
Gallente Infinitus Odium The Church.
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 09:56:00 -
[16]
Originally by: ry ry
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi I wish i had a fusion power plant (for the massive laser)
granted, but the powerplant was of minmatar manufacture, and the Main Duct Tape Seams give way at the moment the reaction occurs, wiping out three planets and a small pleasurehub.
i wish t20 would be my friend.
Granted but he cant give you free stuff
I wish minmatar explodes (yes.. the nation) for what they did to my pleasure hub -------------------------------------------- Stay away from my signature all of ya!!! IM WARNING YOU!!
PEW PEW PEW PEW!
|

Wild Rho
Amarr Endgame.
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 11:10:00 -
[17]
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
Originally by: ry ry
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi I wish i had a fusion power plant (for the massive laser)
granted, but the powerplant was of minmatar manufacture, and the Main Duct Tape Seams give way at the moment the reaction occurs, wiping out three planets and a small pleasurehub.
i wish t20 would be my friend.
Granted but he cant give you free stuff
I wish minmatar explodes (yes.. the nation) for what they did to my pleasure hub
Granted, but the debris just gave them even more building materials for their fleet.
I wish I had a cheesecake :(
|

Tobias Sjodin
Ore Mongers R0ADKILL
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 11:47:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Wild Rho I wish I had a cheesecake :(
Granted, but the cheese is made out of Margaret Thatcher's milk.
I wish CCP would fix the lag.
- Recruitment open again-
|

Matthias Clemi
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 12:39:00 -
[19]
Originally by: Tobias Sjodin
Originally by: Wild Rho I wish I had a cheesecake :(
Granted, but the cheese is made out of Margaret Thatcher's milk.
I wish CCP would fix the lag.
Granted but it tranfers to your real life
I wish i didnt have to do this essay for tomorrow morning
|

Cornucopian
Gallente Dutch Omega United Freemen Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 13:37:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Matthias Clemi
Originally by: Tobias Sjodin
Originally by: Wild Rho I wish I had a cheesecake :(
Granted, but the cheese is made out of Margaret Thatcher's milk.
I wish CCP would fix the lag.
Granted but it tranfers to your real life
I wish i didnt have to do this essay for tomorrow morning
granted, but tomorrow you have to eat sixty five plates of vomit instead.
I wish revelations 3 was out ----------------------------------------------- "post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
|
|

Caid Lemant
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 13:40:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Cornucopian I wish revelations 3 was out
Granted, but it will cost you your eyes.
I wish for mental clarity. There is not enough love and goodness in the world for us to be permitted to give any of it away to imaginary things. Friedrich Nietzsche |

Zofaman
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 13:49:00 -
[22]
Edited by: Zofaman on 09/09/2007 13:50:52 Edited by: Zofaman on 09/09/2007 13:49:43
Originally by: Caid Lemant I wish for mental clarity.
Ok, but you develop a split personality to deal with the ever-so-clear suffering of the world, including animals as well as humans beings.
I wish i was a rich like a billionaire, with all those money in several bank and some in cash.
|

Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 14:15:00 -
[23]
Originally by: Zofaman
I wish i was a rich like a billionaire, with all those money in several bank and some in cash.
Granted, except that it's only a billion Zimbabwean Dollars (approximate value US$4000, and falling), and you'll have to visit Zimbabwe to pick it up.
I wish my house was a lot bigger. ------
Originally by: CCP Prism X There's no such thing as playing too much EvE! You all obviously need more accounts!
|

Jenny Spitfire
Caldari
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 14:53:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Patch86
Originally by: Zofaman
I wish i was a rich like a billionaire, with all those money in several bank and some in cash.
Granted, except that it's only a billion Zimbabwean Dollars (approximate value US$4000, and falling), and you'll have to visit Zimbabwe to pick it up.
I wish my house was a lot bigger.
Wish granted except your house is still a squatter house.
I wish I could hate eVe online. --------- Technica impendi Caldari generis. Pax Caldaria!
Kali is for KArebearLIng. I 100% agree with Avon.
Female EVE gamers? Mail Zajo or visit WGOE.Public in-game. |

Arvald
Caldari House of Tempers
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 15:08:00 -
[25]
Edited by: Arvald on 09/09/2007 15:08:45
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
I wish I could hate eVe online.
granted but now you are forced by a madman to play it every hour of every day
i wish we had the old jenny back ya cant stop the rokh
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Next week's Eve news headlines... "BoB owns everything!!! Everyone, get out!"
|

Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 15:14:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Arvald
i wish we had the old jenny back
Granted, but the "new jenny" buys Dark Shikari's character to compensate, using his army of tachikomas to post in every single thread on every conceivable subject.
I wish Drone AI was fixed. ------
Originally by: CCP Prism X There's no such thing as playing too much EvE! You all obviously need more accounts!
|

Asestorian
Minmatar Domination.
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 15:25:00 -
[27]
Originally by: Patch86 I wish Drone AI was fixed.
Granted but you can only use one of them.
I wish that my cheese world would become a real world.
---
---
|

Arvald
Caldari House of Tempers
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 15:41:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Asestorian
Originally by: Patch86 I wish Drone AI was fixed.
Granted but you can only use one of them.
I wish that my cheese world would become a real world.
granted but it is devoid of all life and is a baren wasteland
i wish i didnt have to go to work today ya cant stop the rokh
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Next week's Eve news headlines... "BoB owns everything!!! Everyone, get out!"
|

Death Kill
Caldari direkte
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 16:40:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Arvald
i wish i didnt have to go to work today
Granted, you are fired.
Whish my dog didnt have the runs anymore.
STAND OUT! |

Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 16:51:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Death Kill Whish my dog didnt have the runs anymore.
Granted; your dog is eaten by next door's Rottweiler.
I wish I didn't keep losing me birds!!
The next revolution won't be televised; it'll be pod-cast. |
|

Jenny Spitfire
Caldari
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 17:13:00 -
[31]
Originally by: Jago Kain
Originally by: Death Kill Whish my dog didnt have the runs anymore.
Granted; your dog is eaten by next door's Rottweiler.
I wish I didn't keep losing me birds!!
Granted but the problem is you never had a bird to begin with.
I wish people are nicer to me. --------- Technica impendi Caldari generis. Pax Caldaria!
Kali is for KArebearLIng. I 100% agree with Avon.
Female EVE gamers? Mail Zajo or visit WGOE.Public in-game. |

Haakon Jarl
Caldari direkte
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 17:39:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
I wish people are nicer to me.
granted, a guy paid me 5000 isk to be nice to you, meet him at his quarters in jita 4-4.
I wish I was rich.
In it for the state |

Asestorian
Minmatar Domination.
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 18:04:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Haakon Jarl I wish I was rich.
Granted, but you have 2 days to live.
I wish my barren wasteland world that was once made of cheese had lots of life on it.
---
---
|

Deschenus Maximus
Amarr Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 19:45:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Asestorian
Originally by: Haakon Jarl I wish I was rich.
Granted, but you have 2 days to live.
I wish my barren wasteland world that was once made of cheese had lots of life on it.
Granted, your planet is now populated with rape-asauruses.
I wish CCP would fix Amarr.
|

Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 20:13:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Deschenus Maximus
I wish CCP would fix Amarr.
Granted- they've all been given vasectomies.
I wish I had better gin instead of this cheap rubbish.
------
Originally by: CCP Prism X There's no such thing as playing too much EvE! You all obviously need more accounts!
|

Mtthias Clemi
Gallente Infinitus Odium The Church.
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 20:48:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Patch86
Originally by: Deschenus Maximus
I wish CCP would fix Amarr.
Granted- they've all been given vasectomies.
I wish I had better gin instead of this cheap rubbish.
granted but its in an unopenable bottle.
i wish i was the poorest man alive -------------------------------------------- Stay away from my signature all of ya!!! IM WARNING YOU!!
PEW PEW PEW PEW!
|

Blind Man
Angel Deep Corporation
|
Posted - 2007.09.09 22:16:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
Originally by: Patch86
Originally by: Deschenus Maximus
I wish CCP would fix Amarr.
Granted- they've all been given vasectomies.
I wish I had better gin instead of this cheap rubbish.
granted but its in an unopenable bottle.
i wish i was the poorest man alive
granted, but poor in happiness and friendship
i wish eve was fun for me again
|

Nex Angelus
Caldari Ginnungagaps Rymdfarargille Tre Kroner
|
Posted - 2007.09.10 00:11:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Blind Man
i wish eve was fun for me again
Granted, but your computer just died in a small electrical fire.
I wish I could turn water into wine.
|

Jenny Spitfire
Caldari
|
Posted - 2007.09.10 00:34:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Nex Angelus
Originally by: Blind Man
i wish eve was fun for me again
Granted, but your computer just died in a small electrical fire.
I wish I could turn water into wine.
Granted but it tastes like urine.
I wish this thread is locked.  --------- Technica impendi Caldari generis. Pax Caldaria!
Kali is for KArebearLIng. I 100% agree with Avon.
Female EVE gamers? Mail Zajo or visit WGOE.Public in-game. |

Tobias Sjodin
Ore Mongers R0ADKILL
|
Posted - 2007.09.10 00:44:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
I wish this thread is locked. 
Granted, but everyone in EVE comes to your house to play it live instead.
- Recruitment open again-
|
|

Deschenus Maximus
Amarr Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades
|
Posted - 2007.09.10 04:06:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Tobias Sjodin
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
I wish this thread is locked. 
Granted, but everyone in EVE comes to your house to play it live instead.
You didn't make a wish 
|

Nex Angelus
Caldari Ginnungagaps Rymdfarargille Tre Kroner
|
Posted - 2007.09.10 08:01:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Deschenus Maximus
Originally by: Tobias Sjodin
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
I wish this thread is locked. 
Granted, but everyone in EVE comes to your house to play it live instead.
You didn't make a wish 
If I know Tobias right he'd wish for a titan in his pants 
|

EvilPhog
Amarr Art of War Cult of War
|
Posted - 2007.09.10 09:01:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Nex Angelus
Originally by: Deschenus Maximus
Originally by: Tobias Sjodin
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
I wish this thread is locked. 
Granted, but everyone in EVE comes to your house to play it live instead.
You didn't make a wish 
If I know Tobias right he'd wish for a titan in his pants 
Granted. But nothing is able to touch it, just look at it.
I wish that I had a pet lion.
|

Cornucopian
Gallente Dutch Omega United Freemen Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.09.10 11:57:00 -
[44]
Originally by: EvilPhog
Originally by: Nex Angelus
Originally by: Deschenus Maximus
Originally by: Tobias Sjodin
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
I wish this thread is locked. 
Granted, but everyone in EVE comes to your house to play it live instead.
You didn't make a wish 
If I know Tobias right he'd wish for a titan in his pants 
Granted. But nothing is able to touch it, just look at it.
I wish that I had a pet lion.
granted but it tends to chew your kids to death.
I wish I had a button to kill Isk Sellers/macro mingers/sploitkids with. ----------------------------------------------- "post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
|

Mudkest
MetaForge Ekliptika
|
Posted - 2007.09.10 15:36:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Cornucopian
granted but it tends to chew your kids to death.
I wish I had a button to kill Isk Sellers/macro mingers/sploitkids with.
granted but for every macro mining/isk seller/sploiter it kills it spanws 3 new ones
I wish my hair irl looked like my avatars
----- GIEV custom ship paint jobs!
I want my hello-kitty-kessie! |

Nex Angelus
Caldari Ginnungagaps Rymdfarargille Tre Kroner
|
Posted - 2007.09.10 16:07:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Mudkest
I wish my hair irl looked like my avatars
Granted, but dead rat on your head isn't dead after all
I wish I was the happiest, most satisfied guy in the universe
|

Mudkest
MetaForge Ekliptika
|
Posted - 2007.09.10 16:09:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Nex Angelus
Originally by: Mudkest
I wish my hair irl looked like my avatars
Granted, but dead rat on your head isn't dead after all
I wish I was the happiest, most satisfied guy in the universe
granted, enjoy your 5 seconds of ultimate happines that you'll never ever experience again.
I wish it was real hair and not a rat
----- GIEV custom ship paint jobs!
I want my hello-kitty-kessie! |

RichThugster
Gallente Invicta.
|
Posted - 2007.09.10 16:34:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Mudkest
granted, enjoy your 5 seconds of ultimate happines that you'll never ever experience again.
I wish it was real hair and not a rat
Granted, but it would be ginger
I wish i won this game
Originally by: Joeyboy When goons and company lose, it's because of lag, and when they win it's because of better tactics?
|

Asestorian
Minmatar Domination.
|
Posted - 2007.09.10 17:32:00 -
[49]
Originally by: RichThugster
Originally by: Mudkest
granted, enjoy your 5 seconds of ultimate happines that you'll never ever experience again.
I wish it was real hair and not a rat
Granted, but it would be ginger
I wish i won this game
Granted, but it is now an offence punishable by death to do so.
I wish that my bloody planet was the most perfect planet ever.
---
---
|

Zofaman
|
Posted - 2007.09.10 17:37:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Asestorian I wish that my bloody planet was the most perfect planet ever.
Granted, but guess what, life-on-a-planet (tm) is a one of a kind occurrance both in time and space, so anything goes and bloody it is.
I wish there was someting I could do to save the world.
|
|

Kaaii
Caldari Omega Fleet Enterprises Executive Outcomes
|
Posted - 2007.09.10 17:38:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Zofaman
Originally by: Asestorian I wish that my bloody planet was the most perfect planet ever.
Granted, but guess what, life-on-a-planet (tm) is a one of a kind occurrance both in time and space, so anything goes and bloody it is.
I wish there was someting I could do to save the world.
Granted but you don't have the tools...
I wish, I had a better wish..
According to Oveur, existing LSAA's already anchored will stay there. kieron Director of Community Relations,
|

Cornucopian
Gallente Dutch Omega United Freemen Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.09.10 18:14:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Kaaii
Originally by: Zofaman
Originally by: Asestorian I wish that my bloody planet was the most perfect planet ever.
Granted, but guess what, life-on-a-planet (tm) is a one of a kind occurrance both in time and space, so anything goes and bloody it is.
I wish there was someting I could do to save the world.
Granted but you don't have the tools...
I wish, I had a better wish..
granted, but Ill find some way to ruin it
I wish I had all ten series of lost and could FINALLLY GET SOME ANSWERS! ----------------------------------------------- "post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
|

Mudkest
MetaForge Ekliptika
|
Posted - 2007.09.10 18:17:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Cornucopian
granted, but Ill find some way to ruin it
I wish I had all ten series of lost and could FINALLLY GET SOME ANSWERS!
granted, except there are no answers with lost, only more questions.
I wih I'd never get sick anymore
----- GIEV custom ship paint jobs!
I want my hello-kitty-kessie! |

Cornucopian
Gallente Dutch Omega United Freemen Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.09.10 19:04:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Mudkest
Originally by: Cornucopian
granted, but Ill find some way to ruin it
I wish I had all ten series of lost and could FINALLLY GET SOME ANSWERS!
granted, except there are no answers with lost, only more questions.
I wih I'd never get sick anymore
granted but everyone you loves get sick all the time
I wish I could see the awesomeness that is the future! ----------------------------------------------- "post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
|

Mtthias Clemi
Gallente Infinitus Odium The Church.
|
Posted - 2007.09.10 20:26:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Cornucopian
Originally by: Mudkest
Originally by: Cornucopian
granted, but Ill find some way to ruin it
I wish I had all ten series of lost and could FINALLLY GET SOME ANSWERS!
granted, except there are no answers with lost, only more questions.
I wih I'd never get sick anymore
granted but everyone you loves get sick all the time
I wish I could see the awesomeness that is the future!
granted, but now you go backwards in time at the same rate you would normally carry on through the present.
I wish i could have said that with a shorter sentence -------------------------------------------- Stay away from my signature all of ya!!! IM WARNING YOU!!
PEW PEW PEW PEW!
|

DarknessInc
Minmatar Legion of Corpses Federation Of united Corps
|
Posted - 2007.09.10 20:49:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
Originally by: Cornucopian
Originally by: Mudkest
Originally by: Cornucopian
granted, but Ill find some way to ruin it
I wish I had all ten series of lost and could FINALLLY GET SOME ANSWERS!
granted, except there are no answers with lost, only more questions.
I wih I'd never get sick anymore
granted but everyone you loves get sick all the time
I wish I could see the awesomeness that is the future!
granted, but now you go backwards in time at the same rate you would normally carry on through the present.
I wish i could have said that with a shorter sentence
Granted. But your grammar is horrible and we can barely read the words
I wish I had an endless bag of Warheads, Strawberry flavor
/signed. Much love to you too - Wachtmeister |

Arvald
Caldari House of Tempers
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 03:45:00 -
[57]
Originally by: DarknessInc
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
Originally by: Cornucopian
Originally by: Mudkest
Originally by: Cornucopian
granted, but Ill find some way to ruin it
I wish I had all ten series of lost and could FINALLLY GET SOME ANSWERS!
granted, except there are no answers with lost, only more questions.
I wih I'd never get sick anymore
granted but everyone you loves get sick all the time
I wish I could see the awesomeness that is the future!
granted, but now you go backwards in time at the same rate you would normally carry on through the present.
I wish i could have said that with a shorter sentence
Granted. But your grammar is horrible and we can barely read the words
I wish I had an endless bag of Warheads, Strawberry flavor
granted but their all riged with actually nuclear warheads set to go off when you start to eat one
i wish i was a goat ya cant stop the rokh
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Next week's Eve news headlines... "BoB owns everything!!! Everyone, get out!"
|

Nex Angelus
Caldari Ginnungagaps Rymdfarargille Tre Kroner
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 08:14:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Arvald
i wish i was a goat
Granted, Tomorrow you're off to the slaughterhouse
I wish I was dead.
|

Rin Kaeda
Underground-Operators
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 08:27:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Nex Angelus
Originally by: Arvald
i wish i was a goat
Granted, Tomorrow you're off to the slaughterhouse
I wish I was dead.
Granted, but they forgot to tell you so you just keep on living like always.
I wish I could rule the world.
|

Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 08:27:00 -
[60]
Edited by: Dark Shikari on 11/09/2007 08:27:59
Originally by: Rin Kaeda I wish I could rule the world.
Granted, in the form of a copy of SimEarth.
I wish I had a pet Tachikoma.
23 Member
EVE Video makers: save EVE-files bandwidth! Use the H.264 AutoEncoder! |
|

MattSB
Domination.
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 11:05:00 -
[61]
Edited by: MattSB on 11/09/2007 11:07:09
Originally by: Rin Kaeda I wish I could rule the world.
Granted, in the form of a copy of SimEarth.
I wish I had a pet Tachikoma.
Granted, but it instantly throws itself at a launched nuclear missile.
I wish, there was a new series of GITS out now.
|

DTson Gauur
Glauxian Brothers Ground Zeero
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 11:20:00 -
[62]
Originally by: MattSB Edited by: MattSB on 11/09/2007 11:07:09
I wish, there was a new series of GITS out now.
Granted, but instead of the usual cast it features the My Little Ponies.
I wish I could live 200 years old.
|

ry ry
StateCorp The State
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 11:52:00 -
[63]
Originally by: DTson Gauur I wish I could live 200 years old.
granted, but you lose all control of your bowels aged 104.
i wish i hadn't read this thread.
|

Curzon Dax
The Ninja Coalition
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 12:07:00 -
[64]
Originally by: ry ry
i wish i hadn't read this thread.
Granted, but the reason for you not reading it is because you're blind now.
I wish that you had to be 21+ years of age and a college degree to post on the forums. 
|

ry ry
StateCorp The State
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 12:35:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Curzon Dax I wish that you had to be 21+ years of age and a college degree to post on the forums. 
granted, but i meet that criteria.
i wish i'd never trained Miner 2.
|

Twilight Moon
Minmatar Malicious Intentions Cult of War
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 13:19:00 -
[66]
Originally by: ry ry
Originally by: Curzon Dax I wish that you had to be 21+ years of age and a college degree to post on the forums. 
granted, but i meet that criteria.
i wish i'd never trained Miner 2.
Granted, however your PvP careers most successful point is getting ganked by a Itty 5 in low sec, in a Vexor.
I wish my car would stop breaking down constantly.
|

Cornucopian
Gallente Dutch Omega United Freemen Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 13:37:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Twilight Moon
Originally by: ry ry
Originally by: Curzon Dax I wish that you had to be 21+ years of age and a college degree to post on the forums. 
granted, but i meet that criteria.
i wish i'd never trained Miner 2.
Granted, however your PvP careers most successful point is getting ganked by a Itty 5 in low sec, in a Vexor.
I wish my car would stop breaking down constantly.
granted, but your new car is a trabant
I wish I had a 0.0 system for me and my corp without having to be a slave to someone. ----------------------------------------------- "post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
|

Curzon Dax
The Ninja Coalition
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 14:02:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Cornucopian
I wish I had a 0.0 system for me and my corp without having to be a slave to someone.
Granted, but its on Sisi.
I wish ry ry didn't think that all my posts were about him.
|

Cornucopian
Gallente Dutch Omega United Freemen Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 14:24:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Cornucopian
I wish I had a 0.0 system for me and my corp without having to be a slave to someone.
Granted, but its on Sisi.
I wish ry ry didn't think that all my posts were about him.
granted but all your posts turn into whines about amarr instead
I wish I knew everything about rev 3 and had pix and vids to seed, forever giving me eve fame. :-)))) ----------------------------------------------- "post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
|

Mtthias Clemi
Gallente Infinitus Odium The Church.
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 14:26:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Cornucopian
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Cornucopian
I wish I had a 0.0 system for me and my corp without having to be a slave to someone.
Granted, but its on Sisi.
I wish ry ry didn't think that all my posts were about him.
granted but all your posts turn into whines about amarr instead
I wish I knew everything about rev 3 and had pix and vids to seed, forever giving me eve fame. :-))))
granted but everyone hates what you show them and they blame you
I wish i had won on that scratchcard before :( -------------------------------------------- Stay away from my signature all of ya!!! IM WARNING YOU!!
PEW PEW PEW PEW!
|
|

Nex Angelus
Caldari Ginnungagaps Rymdfarargille Tre Kroner
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 18:42:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
I wish i had won on that scratchcard before :(
Granted, you won a forum post.
I wish I had moar BREE!!!!!
|

jason hill
Caldari Nightmare Holdings Sylph Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 19:24:00 -
[72]
granted ...but it gives you alchahol poisening
i wish i hadnt refined 2 years worth of 0.0 loot 
destroy everything you touch |

Cornucopian
Gallente Dutch Omega United Freemen Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 20:02:00 -
[73]
Originally by: jason hill granted ...but it gives you alchahol poisening
i wish i hadnt refined 2 years worth of 0.0 loot 
granted, but all you looted was metal scraps in the first place
I wish I owned CCP and had the shares in it to force them to fix the server      ----------------------------------------------- "post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
|

Mudkest
MetaForge Ekliptika
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 20:17:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Cornucopian
Originally by: jason hill granted ...but it gives you alchahol poisening
i wish i hadnt refined 2 years worth of 0.0 loot 
granted, but all you looted was metal scraps in the first place
I wish I owned CCP and had the shares in it to force them to fix the server     
granted, but people still wouldtn be happy and lynx you as you're the owner.
I wish I'd realize threads are necroed before I post >.<
----- GIEV custom ship paint jobs!
I want my hello-kitty-kessie! |

Rin Kaeda
Underground-Operators
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 20:38:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Mudkest
granted, but people still wouldtn be happy and lynx you as you're the owner.
I wish I'd realize threads are necroed before I post >.<
Granted, but you find out you can only post to threads older than 1 year.
I wish the winter would have lots of snow.
|

Dan Grobag
Caldari Oyster Colors
|
Posted - 2007.09.11 22:49:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Rin Kaeda
Originally by: Mudkest
granted, but people still wouldtn be happy and lynx you as you're the owner.
I wish I'd realize threads are necroed before I post >.<
Granted, but you find out you can only post to threads older than 1 year.
I wish the winter would have lots of snow.
Granted, but roads become icy and you fell off a cliff :S
I wish I had a battleship in real life.
|

DarknessInc
Minmatar Legion of Corpses Federation Of united Corps
|
Posted - 2007.09.12 00:14:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Dan Grobag
Originally by: Rin Kaeda
Originally by: Mudkest
granted, but people still wouldtn be happy and lynx you as you're the owner.
I wish I'd realize threads are necroed before I post >.<
Granted, but you find out you can only post to threads older than 1 year.
I wish the winter would have lots of snow.
Granted, but its from the Revolutionary War and has a serious termite problem.
I wish My Strawberry Warheads didnt have a real nuke in them, and were just candy
Granted, but roads become icy and you fell off a cliff :S
I wish I had a battleship in real life.
/signed. Much love to you too - Wachtmeister |

Deschenus Maximus
Amarr Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades
|
Posted - 2007.09.12 02:19:00 -
[78]
Originally by: DarknessInc
Granted, but its from the Revolutionary War and has a serious termite problem.
I wish My Strawberry Warheads didnt have a real nuke in them, and were just candy
Granted, but I eat them instead of you, while laughing.
I wish I wasn't such a cold-blooded bastard that eats other people's candy while laughing at them.
|

snerdly
snerd LTD
|
Posted - 2007.09.12 03:26:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Deschenus Maximus
I wish I wasn't such a cold-blooded bastard that eats other people's candy while laughing at them.
Granted. You lose your heterosexuality.
I wish I had the power to eat my own head- and survive.
|

Deschenus Maximus
Amarr Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades
|
Posted - 2007.09.12 04:14:00 -
[80]
Originally by: snerdly
I wish I had the power to eat my own head- and survive.
Granted - but you are now a vegetable, forever bound to an hospital bed.
I wish I could retain my heterosexuality without being a cold-hearted bastard.
|
|

Arvald
Caldari House of Tempers
|
Posted - 2007.09.12 04:49:00 -
[81]
Edited by: Arvald on 12/09/2007 04:49:10
Originally by: Deschenus Maximus
Originally by: snerdly
I wish I had the power to eat my own head- and survive.
Granted - but you are now a vegetable, forever bound to an hospital bed.
I wish I could retain my heterosexuality without being a cold-hearted bastard.
granted but now your a talking goat
i wish i could actually get through class tomorrow withought falling asleep ya cant stop the rokh and no i have not nor will i ever contribute anything constructive to your thread |

Deschenus Maximus
Amarr Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades
|
Posted - 2007.09.12 04:52:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Arvald
granted but now your a talking goat
i wish i could actually get through class tomorrow withought falling asleep
Granted, electrodes attached to your 'nads see to that.
I wish I wasn't a talking goat.
|

Cornucopian
Gallente Dutch Omega United Freemen Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.09.12 08:33:00 -
[83]
Originally by: Deschenus Maximus
Originally by: Arvald
granted but now your a talking goat
i wish i could actually get through class tomorrow withought falling asleep
Granted, electrodes attached to your 'nads see to that.
I wish I wasn't a talking goat.
granted, but you're now a senile old toad covered in diseases.
I wish Halo 3 was in my xbox360.... ----------------------------------------------- "post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
|

Najenna
Minmatar Caldari Deep Space Ventures
|
Posted - 2007.09.12 08:40:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Cornucopian
Originally by: Deschenus Maximus
Originally by: Arvald
granted but now your a talking goat
i wish i could actually get through class tomorrow withought falling asleep
Granted, electrodes attached to your 'nads see to that.
I wish I wasn't a talking goat.
granted, but you're now a senile old toad covered in diseases.
I wish Halo 3 was in my xbox360....
Your wish is grantted but you didn't pay your electric bill so you have no power...
I wish the Eve server would stay online... Once you get this Robotech thing in your blood its there to stay... |

MattSB
Domination.
|
Posted - 2007.09.12 08:56:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Najenna
I wish the Eve server would stay online...
Granted, but to get it back online CCP had to rollback part of the database which your character was on; Resulting in you having 2 skillpoints.
I wish ratting ravens wouldn't go to a ss as soon as i enter local :(
|

Najenna
Minmatar Caldari Deep Space Ventures
|
Posted - 2007.09.12 12:12:00 -
[86]
I wish ratting ravens wouldn't go to a ss as soon as i enter local :(
Wish has been grantted,Now ratting ravens wont go to a ss and cloak , They just dock now
I wish George W Bush senior told Misses bush to abort the mission.... Once you get this Robotech thing in your blood its there to stay... |

Arvald
Caldari House of Tempers
|
Posted - 2007.09.12 14:56:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Najenna I wish ratting ravens wouldn't go to a ss as soon as i enter local :(
Wish has been grantted,Now ratting ravens wont go to a ss and cloak , They just dock now
I wish George W Bush senior told Misses bush to abort the mission....
....i dont get it ya cant stop the rokh and no i have not nor will i ever contribute anything constructive to your thread |

DarknessInc
Minmatar Legion of Corpses Federation Of united Corps
|
Posted - 2007.09.12 18:31:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Najenna I wish ratting ravens wouldn't go to a ss as soon as i enter local :(
Wish has been grantted,Now ratting ravens wont go to a ss and cloak , They just dock now
I wish George W Bush senior told Misses bush to abort the mission....
....i dont get it
Granted, but neither do the rest of us.
I wish I had a bottomless bag of Strawberry flavored Warhead candies without them turning into a nuclear, or atomic or WMD device
/signed. Much love to you too - Wachtmeister |

DTson Gauur
Glauxian Brothers Ground Zeero
|
Posted - 2007.09.12 18:37:00 -
[89]
Originally by: DarknessInc
Granted, but neither do the rest of us.
I wish I had a bottomless bag of Strawberry flavored Warhead candies without them turning into a nuclear, or atomic or WMD device
Granted, but you find out you're horribly allergic to them.
I wish I had the only BPO of Caldari "Violator" T2 BattleShip.
|

Arvald
Caldari House of Tempers
|
Posted - 2007.09.12 23:57:00 -
[90]
Originally by: DTson Gauur
Originally by: DarknessInc
Granted, but neither do the rest of us.
I wish I had a bottomless bag of Strawberry flavored Warhead candies without them turning into a nuclear, or atomic or WMD device
Granted, but you find out you're horribly allergic to them.
I wish I had the only BPO of Caldari "Violator" T2 BattleShip.
granted but the mateerials too buld them are no longer ingame
i wish i had a computer that can run bioshock ya cant stop the rokh and no i have not nor will i ever contribute anything constructive to your thread |
|

Nex Angelus
Caldari Ginnungagaps Rymdfarargille Tre Kroner
|
Posted - 2007.09.13 00:09:00 -
[91]
Originally by: Arvald [ i wish i had a computer that can run bioshock
Granted, however your computer is now unable to run EVE.
I wish I had a Ducati Monster.
|

Arvald
Caldari House of Tempers
|
Posted - 2007.09.13 00:33:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Nex Angelus
Originally by: Arvald [ i wish i had a computer that can run bioshock
Granted, however your computer is now unable to run EVE.
I wish I had a Ducati Monster.
granted but you die horibly 10 seconds after you get it i wish my mouth didnt hurt from getting my braces tightened ya cant stop the rokh and no i have not nor will i ever contribute anything constructive to your thread |

DarknessInc
Minmatar Legion of Corpses Federation Of united Corps
|
Posted - 2007.09.14 09:41:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Nex Angelus
Originally by: Arvald [ i wish i had a computer that can run bioshock
Granted, however your computer is now unable to run EVE.
I wish I had a Ducati Monster.
granted but you die horibly 10 seconds after you get it i wish my mouth didnt hurt from getting my braces tightened
Granted. But the pain has been transferred to your goody parts down below.
I wish I wasnt allergic to my delicious Warhead Candies that are made outta candy and not nuclear matterial that other people dont steal
/signed. Much love to you too - Wachtmeister |

Mr McCargo
|
Posted - 2007.09.14 17:50:00 -
[94]
Granted, but the Warhead Candy factory blew up and there will be no more of that candy.
I wish the next person replying me couldn't corrupt my wish.
|

Ratuu
|
Posted - 2007.09.14 19:21:00 -
[95]
Granted...
I wish I'd thought of that first.
|

Calvin Firenze
Minmatar Thanos and Killjoy Productions Curse Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.09.14 19:35:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Ratuu Granted...
I wish I'd thought of that first.
You did, but you're not a good enough forum ***** to have posted it first.
I wish for a ham sandwich with tomatoes and lettuce. (keepin it simple!)
Originally by: CCP Prism X I've said this before and I'll say it again: "I love being a turtle!"
|

Mr McCargo
|
Posted - 2007.09.14 20:07:00 -
[97]
Edited by: Mr McCargo on 14/09/2007 20:08:03 Wish granted. Too bad you don't have a mouth.
I wish the next poster will not quote me, therefore I would feel sad and wish he/she will quote me.
|

Jimer Lins
Gallente Sanctuary
|
Posted - 2007.09.14 21:11:00 -
[98]
Granted, but no one will ever quote you again.
I wish I got paid to play video games.
SEARCh- we find sites for you! |

Sqalevon
Masuat'aa Matari
|
Posted - 2007.09.14 22:06:00 -
[99]
Granted, but your hired by Sony online entertainment.
I wish the Amarr would get a new emperor, so I could kill him.
|

DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings D-L
|
Posted - 2007.09.14 22:29:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Sqalevon
I wish the Amarr would get a new emperor, so I could kill him.
Granted, but the amarr emperor is recloned & bans you from EVE for it.
I wish I was invincible
P.S. The correct answer to the I wish the next person couldn't corrupt my wish was "Granted, the person after me has to corrupt your wish" ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
|

ec p8r
EC-p8r's liberation frontier
|
Posted - 2007.09.14 22:29:00 -
[101]
Edited by: ec p8r on 14/09/2007 22:31:06
Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Sqalevon
I wish the Amarr would get a new emperor, so I could kill him.
I wish I was invincible
Granted, but you have no arms or legs and cannot talk or hear.
I wish Evoke would give me full control of the EC-P8R outpost. ------ Incase you did not know, EC-P8R is my system. |

DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings D-L
|
Posted - 2007.09.14 22:33:00 -
[102]
Edited by: DubanFP on 14/09/2007 22:35:16
Originally by: ec p8r Edited by: ec p8r on 14/09/2007 22:31:06
Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Sqalevon
I wish the Amarr would get a new emperor, so I could kill him.
I wish I was invincible
Granted, but you have no arms or legs and cannot talk or hear.
I wish Evoke would give me full control of the EC-P8R outpost.
Granted, but you have to spend all your time in EVE just to keep the PoSes from running out of fuel. Nobody is willing to buy it from you.
I wish I owned a Phoenix IRL. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |

Kyanzes
Utopian Research I.E.L. Hedonistic Imperative
|
Posted - 2007.09.14 22:45:00 -
[103]
Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 14/09/2007 22:35:16
Originally by: ec p8r Edited by: ec p8r on 14/09/2007 22:31:06
Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Sqalevon
I wish the Amarr would get a new emperor, so I could kill him.
I wish I was invincible
Granted, but you have no arms or legs and cannot talk or hear.
I wish Evoke would give me full control of the EC-P8R outpost.
Granted, but you have to spend all your time in EVE just to keep the PoSes from running out of fuel. Nobody is willing to buy it from you.
I wish I owned a Phoenix IRL.
Granted but it's in Uranus orbit, good luck getting there.
I wish I had all races BS at level V.
|

DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings D-L
|
Posted - 2007.09.15 05:01:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Kyanzes
Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 14/09/2007 22:35:16
Originally by: ec p8r Edited by: ec p8r on 14/09/2007 22:31:06
Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Sqalevon
I wish the Amarr would get a new emperor, so I could kill him.
I wish I was invincible
Granted, but you have no arms or legs and cannot talk or hear.
I wish Evoke would give me full control of the EC-P8R outpost.
Granted, but you have to spend all your time in EVE just to keep the PoSes from running out of fuel. Nobody is willing to buy it from you.
I wish I owned a Phoenix IRL.
Granted but it's in Uranus orbit, good luck getting there.
I wish I had all races BS at level V.
Done, but you no longer have any support skills nor can you train any new ones.
I wish I had a spacecraft that could safely "with food supplies" get me to Uranus. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |

Rin Kaeda
Underground-Operators
|
Posted - 2007.09.15 07:18:00 -
[105]
Originally by: DubanFP
I wish I had a spacecraft that could safely "with food supplies" get me to Uranus.
Granted but when you get there you notice that you can't dock with the Phoenix and you just ran out of food too.
I wish I had a healthy body (fyi: I got a hereditary condition that isn't life threatening but annoying as heck still)
|

Calvin Firenze
Minmatar Thanos and Killjoy Productions Curse Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.09.15 07:20:00 -
[106]
Edited by: Calvin Firenze on 15/09/2007 07:20:53
Originally by: DubanFP
I wish I had a spacecraft that could safely "with food supplies" get me to Uranus.[/quote
Granted, but you'll travel so slowly that by the time you get there human technology will have surpassed your phoenix. People will point and laugh.
I wish I had a mouth to eat my ham sandwich with tomatoes and lettuce.
PS, I screwed up the quotes 
Originally by: CCP Prism X I've said this before and I'll say it again: "I love being a turtle!"
|

Mtthias Clemi
Gallente Infinitus Odium The Church.
|
Posted - 2007.09.15 08:50:00 -
[107]
Edited by: Mtthias Clemi on 15/09/2007 08:50:47 Granted but thats all you cna eat
I wish i had an uncorruptable wish
-------------------------------------------- Stay away from my signature all of ya!!! IM WARNING YOU!!
PEW PEW PEW PEW!
|

Mr McCargo
|
Posted - 2007.09.15 09:48:00 -
[108]
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi Edited by: Mtthias Clemi on 15/09/2007 08:50:47 Granted but thats all you cna eat
I wish i had an uncorruptable wish
Granted. (By the way, I already wished for that)
I wish I had million other wishes the next poster or anyone else could not corrupt by any means, and also they could not have the words "Granted", "Done", "You have it" or anything similar in the next post or in the consecutive posts in this topic.
|

DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings D-L
|
Posted - 2007.09.15 13:40:00 -
[109]
Originally by: Mr McCargo
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi Edited by: Mtthias Clemi on 15/09/2007 08:50:47 Granted but thats all you cna eat
I wish i had an uncorruptable wish
Granted. (By the way, I already wished for that)
I wish I had million other wishes the next poster or anyone else could not corrupt by any means, and also they could not have the words "Granted", "Done", "You have it" or anything similar in the next post or in the consecutive posts in this topic.
Ok, too bad you'll have to corrupt your own posts from now on.
I wish I had a time machine to get back to a time when my phoenix wasn't obsolete. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |

Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI
|
Posted - 2007.09.15 21:05:00 -
[110]
Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Mr McCargo
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi Edited by: Mtthias Clemi on 15/09/2007 08:50:47 Granted but thats all you cna eat
I wish i had an uncorruptable wish
Granted. (By the way, I already wished for that)
I wish I had million other wishes the next poster or anyone else could not corrupt by any means, and also they could not have the words "Granted", "Done", "You have it" or anything similar in the next post or in the consecutive posts in this topic.
Ok, too bad you'll have to corrupt your own posts from now on.
I wish I had a time machine to get back to a time when my phoenix wasn't obsolete.
Sorted... unfortunately this means that you are the next Dr Who and have to spend lots of time, alone, with that Catherine Tate woman (rot her eyes) in a locked police box.
I Wish I was Courtney Love's gusset.
The next revolution won't be televised; it'll be pod-cast. |
|

DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings D-L
|
Posted - 2007.09.15 21:20:00 -
[111]
Originally by: Jago Kain
Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Mr McCargo
Originally by: Mtthias Clemi Edited by: Mtthias Clemi on 15/09/2007 08:50:47 Granted but thats all you cna eat
I wish i had an uncorruptable wish
Granted. (By the way, I already wished for that)
I wish I had million other wishes the next poster or anyone else could not corrupt by any means, and also they could not have the words "Granted", "Done", "You have it" or anything similar in the next post or in the consecutive posts in this topic.
Ok, too bad you'll have to corrupt your own posts from now on.
I wish I had a time machine to get back to a time when my phoenix wasn't obsolete.
Sorted... unfortunately this means that you are the next Dr Who and have to spend lots of time, alone, with that Catherine Tate woman (rot her eyes) in a locked police box.
I Wish I was Courtney Love's gusset.
Done, you're now helping to hold up her house. Too bad it's scheduled to be demolished tomarrow.
I wish I was Omnipotent ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |

Shell Guardian
|
Posted - 2007.09.16 00:31:00 -
[112]
Granted, but you don't know that you are.
I wish I could live in Canada.
|

Kyanzes
Utopian Research I.E.L. Hedonistic Imperative
|
Posted - 2007.09.16 00:56:00 -
[113]
Originally by: Shell Guardian Granted, but you don't know that you are.
I wish I could live in Canada.
Granted but you have to wear a t-shirt with a maple leaf on it for the rest of your life.
I wish I could change my shape at will.
|

DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings D-L
|
Posted - 2007.09.16 02:34:00 -
[114]
Originally by: Kyanzes
I wish I could change my shape at will.
Granted, you can now become a sphere, a cube, or a pyramid whenever you want.
I wish I was the best computer expert that has ever existed, or will ever exist. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |

Mr McCargo
|
Posted - 2007.09.16 08:59:00 -
[115]
Granted, but you live in 1438.
I wish.
|

DarknessInc
Minmatar Legion of Corpses Federation Of united Corps
|
Posted - 2007.09.17 08:00:00 -
[116]
Originally by: Mr McCargo Granted, but you live in 1438.
I wish.
Granted. But you actually wished for your goody bits to be transplanted onto your forehead.
I wish that I could buy my 1989 Honda NT650 Hawk GT
/signed. Much love to you too - Wachtmeister |

The Jawbreaker
Minmatar Toys R Us
|
Posted - 2007.09.17 08:49:00 -
[117]
granted. but you loose your arms and legs to pay for it.
I wish i had Espen strapped naked in my bed.
|

Stephen HB
Mystical Knights Legionnaire Services Ltd.
|
Posted - 2007.09.17 10:21:00 -
[118]
Originally by: The Jawbreaker granted. but you loose your arms and legs to pay for it.
I wish i had Espen strapped naked in my bed.
Granted, but ESPEN is the European Society for Clinical Nutrition and Metabolism and you are arrested for being weird.
I wish I had the Reverse Engineering skill, and it worked. ----------
Signature core stabiliser II activated. This sig is immune to mod tampering! Rawr!
EVE Tracking Guide |

Templer Relleg
Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
|
Posted - 2007.09.17 10:31:00 -
[119]
Originally by: Stephen HB
I wish I had the Reverse Engineering skill, and it worked.
Granted, but all your jobs would explode.
I wish i had all the fitted ships i want, and can fly them for pewpew withot blowing up myself.
|

Stephen HB
Mystical Knights Legionnaire Services Ltd.
|
Posted - 2007.09.17 10:36:00 -
[120]
Originally by: Templer Relleg I wish i had all the fitted ships i want, and can fly them for pewpew withot blowing up myself.
Granted, but that's because EVE got sharded and you are on your own server. Alone.
I wish I had known about the importance of INT when I made this avatar. ----------
Signature core stabiliser II activated. This sig is immune to mod tampering! Rawr!
EVE Tracking Guide |
|

Espen
Toys R Us
|
Posted - 2007.09.17 10:43:00 -
[121]
Originally by: The Jawbreaker granted. but you loose your arms and legs to pay for it.
I wish i had Espen strapped naked in my bed.
Becareful with what you wish for... 
|

Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI
|
Posted - 2007.09.18 01:35:00 -
[122]
Originally by: Stephen HB
Originally by: Templer Relleg I wish i had all the fitted ships i want, and can fly them for pewpew withot blowing up myself.
Granted, but that's because EVE got sharded and you are on your own server. Alone.
I wish I had known about the importance of INT when I made this avatar.
Granted; you now have an INT of 35. Unfortunately, CCP choose this week to release the new Psionic Computer Interface Implants into the game and CHR becomes the primary attribute for all skills.
I wish I was President.
The next revolution won't be televised; it'll be pod-cast. |

Jimer Lins
Gallente Sanctuary
|
Posted - 2007.09.18 01:43:00 -
[123]
Originally by: Jago Kain
Originally by: Stephen HB
Originally by: Templer Relleg I wish i had all the fitted ships i want, and can fly them for pewpew withot blowing up myself.
Granted, but that's because EVE got sharded and you are on your own server. Alone.
I wish I had known about the importance of INT when I made this avatar.
Granted; you now have an INT of 35. Unfortunately, CCP choose this week to release the new Psionic Computer Interface Implants into the game and CHR becomes the primary attribute for all skills.
I wish I was President.
Granted, but now you have to sort Iraq and Afghanistan.
I wish for a 5000 square foot house.
SEARCh- we find sites for you! |

DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings D-L
|
Posted - 2007.09.18 02:20:00 -
[124]
Originally by: Jimer Lins
Granted, but now you have to sort Iraq and Afghanistan.
I wish for a 5000 square foot house.
Granted, your you have a 5000 foot long house that's only 1 foot wide.
I wish I could control people's minds. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |

Deschenus Maximus
Amarr Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades
|
Posted - 2007.09.18 03:43:00 -
[125]
Originally by: DubanFP
I wish I could control people's minds.
Granted, but your own mind is now too feeble to comprehend the concept of controlling other's minds.
I wish I had not made this wish.
|

Jimer Lins
Gallente Sanctuary
|
Posted - 2007.09.18 03:56:00 -
[126]
Originally by: Deschenus Maximus
Originally by: DubanFP
I wish I could control people's minds.
Granted, but your own mind is now too feeble to comprehend the concept of controlling other's minds.
I wish I had not made this wish.
Granted, but it came true anyway.
I wish for world peace.
SEARCh- we find sites for you! |

Stephen HB
Mystical Knights Legionnaire Services Ltd.
|
Posted - 2007.09.18 07:54:00 -
[127]
Originally by: Jimer Lins I wish for world peace.
Granted, all of Earth's population are now gibbering zombies incapable of operating a firearm.
I wish I had a pet gibbering zombie that COULD operate a firearm. ----------
Signature core stabiliser II activated. This sig is immune to mod tampering! Rawr!
EVE Tracking Guide |

Cornucopian
Gallente Orias Fringe Enterprises United Freemen Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.09.18 08:17:00 -
[128]
Originally by: Stephen HB
Originally by: Jimer Lins I wish for world peace.
Granted, all of Earth's population are now gibbering zombies incapable of operating a firearm.
I wish I had a pet gibbering zombie that COULD operate a firearm.
granted, but it shoots you in the face
I wish oveur would lick my balls. ----------------------------------------------- "post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
|

Rilder
Caldari THC LTD Dogs of War.
|
Posted - 2007.09.18 11:24:00 -
[129]
Edited by: Rilder on 18/09/2007 11:25:14 Granted, your pet cat named Oveur licks your balls.
I Wish I had a faster internet connection, --
|

Cornucopian
Gallente Orias Fringe Enterprises United Freemen Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.09.18 11:27:00 -
[130]
Originally by: Rilder Edited by: Rilder on 18/09/2007 11:25:14 Granted, your pet cat named Oveur licks your balls.
I Wish I had a faster internet connection,
granted, but you can only DL scientology articles with it.
I wish my project work in Belguim was done and I could move back home. ----------------------------------------------- "post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
|
|

Hygron Pyr
Tempt Fate
|
Posted - 2007.09.18 12:08:00 -
[131]
Granted, but the whole population has turned into apes, swinging from tree to tree while singing the national anthem of belgium.
I wish i had past my exams already! 
|
|
|
|
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 :: [one page] |