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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.02.26 14:39:00 -
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 26/02/2004 14:43:13
MisterX > That would be quite a bit to explain wouldn't it? But if you had a double dild0 out in the first place, chances are you'd be pretty screwed if your dinner guests were going to come in 10 seconds.
Jade Constantine > alas so
Maud Dib > jade hates it when you come in 10 seconds
Charity Regard > did you ever do anything else with that dild0 besides put it down your pants?
MisterX > I didn't understand why or how you could not be screwed if your guests where going to arrive in 10 seconds anyways. It kind of flopped.
Jade Constantine> Flopped? A hardly think so, it was 20 inches of vulcanised rubber!
MisterX > emote jumps back in shock
Jade Constantine > well for example: you uproot a pop plant and place the dild0 into the space by the roots, and explain that it is a Mexican rose coloured hairless tuber given as a gift by an eccentric aunt as a conversation pieceā
MisterX > then the guests arrive and you're naked, with uh 2 women is it?
Charity Regard > hummmm you could have arranged it on the table as some sort of wonderful looking garnish under and a cheese log served with c-rackers.
Maud Dib > You could just say "you mean you DIDN'T bring one."
Jade Constantine > absolutely, its all about thinking on ones feet
Jade Constantine > *kinda
Jade Constantine > ;)
MisterX > as opposed to thinking on ones knees?
MisterX > anyways
MisterX > whats next then
Charity Regard > /emote looks at Jade, mmmmm he is yummy can I play with him if he joins?
Jade Constantine > oh yes, I think so.
Jade Constantine > Well, MisterX, we have put our heads together and reckon you are an ideal recruit Jade ā you are invited!
MisterX > lovely
Jade Constantine > come and put in a application at duvolle labs in luminaire my dear
Jade Constantine > (and they say jericho interviews are hard)
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.02.26 14:44:00 -
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When do I get to do the initiation?
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.02.26 14:47:00 -
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what about asshats ?
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.02.26 14:59:00 -
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what about asshats ?
The injunction covers all manifestations of asses.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.02.26 15:21:00 -
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So miso, I guess that makes it okay for me to be a smartass then, hmmm, I wonder if its time for another bohemian poetry hour ...
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.02.26 15:22:00 -
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So miso, I guess that makes it okay for me to be a smartass then, hmmm, I wonder if its time for another bohemian poetry hour ...
Jade, you are on borrowed time, so make the most of it. 
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George Carter
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Posted - 2004.02.26 15:36:00 -
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That injunction has nothing to do with me, honestly.
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[ 2004.05.05 23:51:01 ] Zelota > half of curse dosent want to fight
[ 2004.05.05 23:51:11 ] BobGhengisKhan > then kick them out and kill them all.
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FoxHunt
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Posted - 2004.02.26 16:26:00 -
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The next time I'm in La Maison I must definitely remember to bring a pair of jumper cables and a saddle...you just never know.
Fox
"If laughter truly is the best medicine, then the story you told me just cleared up my Hepatitis."
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2004.02.26 18:47:00 -
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and people actually question me as to why I would leave vyperpit for charity...
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
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Charity Regard
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Posted - 2004.02.26 19:41:00 -
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and people actually question me as to why I would leave vyperpit for charity...
Is it because of the produce??
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2004.02.26 22:07:00 -
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Edited by: Rizmordan Hillgotlieb on 26/02/2004 22:09:19
n0rty d1rty c0rp! n0rty d1rty c0rp! I had a series of emails an a light convo w/ Maud and Jade - I never got the Charity treatment 
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Shintoko Akahoshi
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Posted - 2004.02.27 03:29:00 -
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Yeah, we really need to schedule some "back interviews" for the people who didn't get the Charity Treatment. Hows next tuesday for you?
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Wren
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Posted - 2004.02.27 12:09:00 -
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Yeah, we really need to schedule some "back interviews" for the people who didn't get the Charity Treatment. Hows next tuesday for you?
Heh, what happens if they don't do well, ya gonna give them the boot?
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.02.27 13:23:00 -
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Quit complaining, I never got interviewed even. Basically Miso said "hey Maud join Jericho.". I did and the next day I was a director. Oh yeah and the next day we got booted from Venal.
It was quite the turn of events.
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.02.27 13:38:00 -
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Quit complaining, I never got interviewed even. Basically Miso said "hey Maud join Jericho.". I did and the next day I was a director. Oh yeah and the next day we got booted from Venal.
It was quite the turn of events.
We put you on the fast track. Getting booted from Venal was sweeeet.
Remember Kiddies: Just say NO! to alliances.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.02.27 13:42:00 -
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Its true, getting booted from Venal was an ironic experience, a bit like getting evicted from a*****roach-invested slum ;)
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Tharkadd
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Posted - 2004.02.27 18:35:00 -
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Edited by: Tharkadd on 27/02/2004 18:36:50
I still never quite figured out why they would boot out one of the only good corps in the area......
Oh wait, It think I answered my own question.
Everyone leaves the world a better place. Some for having been here, some for leaving it.
If children are the future, we need to weed out the bad ones before they get elected.
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Laird
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Posted - 2004.02.28 14:33:00 -
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Well glad to see this bunch are still around.Albeit they seem to be getting slightly madder.
Glad to the the "No Alliance" policy though. Politics can be a dirty smelly job. And the amount of mud that can get slung around is more than you would find at a Rupublican convention....
I'm a wee bit confused about the Glaswegian Truck Drivers comment though.
Commodore Laird, Human Resources Officer
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Azure Skyclad
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Posted - 2004.02.29 11:28:00 -
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Well, i'm intrigued if nothing else
La Maison de tous Les Plaisirs
Star Fraction
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.02.29 11:38:00 -
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I'm a wee bit confused about the Glaswegian Truck Drivers comment though.
Certain sections of PIE, Inc, (bless their little cotton socks) believe that in RL I am an 18 stone Glaswegian truck driver. I find the fact that they discuss this fantasy on their TS server alot, more disturbing than the accusation that I am one.
For the record, I am not an 18 stone Glaswegian truck driver.
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Wren
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Posted - 2004.02.29 11:40:00 -
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Atandros
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Posted - 2004.02.29 12:13:00 -
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Edited by: Atandros on 29/02/2004 12:18:21
Of course that's spurious. We all know Miso's from Aberdeen. 
Laird, hello, glad to see you again  and tell I said hi to anyone who remembers me. [
Also compliment Darkhawk on the webby.
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Mirus Crosius
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Posted - 2004.02.29 21:36:00 -
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Edited by: Atandros on 29/02/2004 12:18:21
Of course that's spurious. We all know Miso's from Aberdeen.
Really? That explains a bit.
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Laird
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Posted - 2004.03.01 13:01:00 -
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Shes from Aberdeen. Why thats only just along the road from me (I'm near Elgin). Maybe I should go and pay her a visit
Commodore Laird, Human Resources Officer
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.03.01 13:23:00 -
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Well, I'll be taking my truck as well as my copius 18 stone frame, down to London from Glasgow in April, for the Jericho and friends drinking binge...see you there chaps?
I am so going to kill Hardin 
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bUBbLeS
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Posted - 2004.03.01 13:25:00 -
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i r t3h lve in lawdawn village
if i could come along i'd bring cAKe :)
Julius ceaser : "operor vos volo MCCCXXXVII laganum bUBbLeS?"
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.03.01 13:27:00 -
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Hmm, Ive yet to blow bubbles...
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Charity Regard
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Posted - 2004.03.01 13:30:00 -
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Hmm, Ive yet to blow bubbles...
And you say I'm the dirty, dirty girl. If I bring the pie to this little party, will you eat it??
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bUBbLeS
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Posted - 2004.03.01 13:32:00 -
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cAKe > pi3
you must know this by now
Julius ceaser : "operor vos volo MCCCXXXVII laganum bUBbLeS?"
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.03.01 13:33:00 -
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Hmm, Ive yet to blow bubbles...
He's all giggly with anticipation, I'll invite him to La Maison someday.
I cant part with your corpse just yet 
This is not a hijack
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