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Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2007.09.28 18:37:00 - [1] I could canflip and only engage the "escorts" that arrive and engage me (or, better said, the flipee's new combat ship out of storage). But I'm not evil enough for that. I could go in lowsec and start trouble, but I'd probably end up paying the poor sod for whatever I destroyed from under his pod. I could go in 0.0 and just get wasted by a gatecamp, but I don't feel like doing that. So... now what ? _ [CNVTF] is recruiting \| Char creation guide \| Stack-nerfing explained
Hunters Presence Amarr Nuclear Engagement	Posted - 2007.09.28 18:46:00 - [2] Go into lowsec and start trouble with people you think will be a challenge, despite your moral inhibitions. You'd be surprised how quickly yarrness grows on you, then you can go for the easy targets. It's quite scary, really. I think the catalyst is how pathetically some of the carebears whine at you after you blow them up. You develop a hatred for them pretty quickly. I had the same problem. Still do, occasionally. Then I think back to some of the smacktalk I've got and I'm scanning for a target two seconds later.
IgnorantBliss Gallente Friendly Hostility	Posted - 2007.09.28 18:48:00 - [3] Go "Anti-Pirate" and attack all the flashy-red targets, and those that do the can-flipping and such, and as the boredom overcomes you, you'll eventually start just shooting everything you can and leave your morals behind. ----------------------------------------------------------------------
Kazuma Saruwatari	Posted - 2007.09.28 18:52:00 - [4] Originally by: IgnorantBliss Go "Anti-Pirate" and attack all the flashy-red targets, and those that do the can-flipping and such, and as the boredom overcomes you, you'll eventually start just shooting everything you can and leave your morals behind. aka "The Allure of the Dark Side". TBH, I respect pirates who honor ransoms far more than anti-pirates who are honorable in their dealings with neutrals, yet give no quarter to pirates. At least pirates are earning a (dis)honest living. Some of the antipirate groups out there are far more scary and disadvantageous to even associate with. - Odd Pod Out, a blog of EVE Online
Avaricha Halo The Last Crusade Dark Taboo	Posted - 2007.09.28 18:54:00 - [5] Justify your acts.
Marcathonas Minmatar Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2007.09.28 19:10:00 - [6] Voting shoot everything that blinks. The difference the sentry guns being on the other bloke and not you makes is pretty epic too. It also enables you to take on multiple targets at once, if you like dying a fair bit Failing that, nanoship, jump into gatecamp, kill smaller blinky people, run from larger blinky people and recons
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2007.09.28 19:11:00 - [7] Originally by: Avaricha Halo Justify your acts. I COULD attack only Gallente players in Gallente ships RP FTW _ [CNVTF] is recruiting \| Char creation guide \| Stack-nerfing explained
Countess Xiao	Posted - 2007.09.28 19:28:00 - [8] It grows on you. The squishes of pods and distant screams of anguish as you obliterate yet another carebears hard-earned ship, are both strangely addictive..
dragonssbane Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2007.09.28 19:53:00 - [9] Originally by: Akita T I could canflip and only engage the "escorts" that arrive and engage me (or, better said, the flipee's new combat ship out of storage). But I'm not evil enough for that. I could go in lowsec and start trouble, but I'd probably end up paying the poor sod for whatever I destroyed from under his pod. I could go in 0.0 and just get wasted by a gatecamp, but I don't feel like doing that. So... now what ? Don't over analyze the game. Its just that... a game. Your actions in game is not a true indicator of who you are out of game. Relax and make some friends. Find your self a nemesis. Have fun rather than trying to figure out if there will be moral implications for you actions.
Morbo Rigatoni	Posted - 2007.09.28 20:50:00 - [10] Join a pirate corp like I did, after over a year of carebearing. Then, when you participate in a gank squad or run up noob-alt-hauler killmails, you can tell yourself, "Everyone was doing it. I just wanted to be popular."

Hunters Presence Amarr Nuclear Engagement	Posted - 2007.09.28 20:58:00 - [11] Originally by: dragonssbane Don't over analyze the game. Its just that... a game. Your actions in game is not a true indicator of who you are out of game. Relax and make some friends. Find your self a nemesis. Have fun rather than trying to figure out if there will be moral implications for you actions. Oh Gods yes. In real life I have the highest moral standards. In the game, I'm a slave-peddling, dirty pirating honour-bound mercenary. Only fools fancy me a cruel person outside the game.
Donald Trump Minmatar Brutor tribe	Posted - 2007.09.28 21:01:00 - [12] Go to lowsec. Wait. Watch shiney. Attack shiney. You cant resits the basic insincts. Ive been in lowsec mostly for what... 1-2 months now... 2 times Ive engaged in pirating, resulting in a dead falcon one time and a freighter wreck the second time. Pure pirating is overrated, oppertunityhunting is a nicer profession.
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2007.09.28 21:04:00 - [13] Originally by: Hunters Presence Originally by: dragonssbane Don't over analyze the game. Its just that... a game. Your actions in game is not a true indicator of who you are out of game. Relax and make some friends. Find your self a nemesis. Have fun rather than trying to figure out if there will be moral implications for you actions. Oh Gods yes. In real life I have the highest moral standards. In the game, I'm a slave-peddling, dirty pirating honour-bound mercenary. Only fools fancy me a cruel person outside the game. rp ftw come to low sec
Durethia Momentum. The Reckoning.	Posted - 2007.09.28 21:19:00 - [14] The easiest way to solve the moral obsticles when trying to become a pirate is to do the following. Don't try to be come a pirate. Doing so, only makes you act the way you THINK the real pirates act. You are a carebear, so be a carebear. Except, carebear in low-sec. After a while, after losing enough Miner IIs, Strip Miners, Mining Barges or battleships... you will morph into a heartless pod pilot with vengeance. You will then, become a pirate. You do not have to be taught, you will "understand" the ways of the Holy Yarrr. This period is called The Enlightenment or The Birth. A pirate, is, who you'll become and anyway you act can qualify as "pirate" actions. Sometimes, some might slip into darkness and be blind of the True Way, the Golden Jumpgate (monks humming). This is called "pity", and some claim there's a definition to such a word, but I can't find it in my personalized dictionary. Must have scribbled it out... anyways, it's just a word and probably isn't important.
Bellum Eternus Gallente Blood Corsair's	Posted - 2007.09.28 22:16:00 - [15] Originally by: Akita T I could canflip and only engage the "escorts" that arrive and engage me (or, better said, the flipee's new combat ship out of storage). But I'm not evil enough for that. I could go in lowsec and start trouble, but I'd probably end up paying the poor sod for whatever I destroyed from under his pod. I could go in 0.0 and just get wasted by a gatecamp, but I don't feel like doing that. So... now what ? Stop being a big baby, sack up and kill stuff. Bellum Eternus [Vid]Blood Corsairs - Day One
Tobias Sjodin Ore Mongers R0ADKILL	Posted - 2007.09.28 22:37:00 - [16] You're playing a game, being "evil" is a notion connected to the real world, and even there it's mostly used by zealots. - Recruitment open again-
Lance Cuthroat The Hieros Confederacy	Posted - 2007.09.28 23:33:00 - [17] Get in a Frig, speed tank it, and go to lo sec fighting everyone you find. The challenge is worth the risk, and it is a cheap way to not only pirate, but not worry about losing all your money. Not to mention most pirates are good chatters and you can learn a lot. Oh and usually the others will attack you first so your not really even a pirate. Quote: You will be happy to know that you don't have to share it with me. I'll gladly take it all.
hellsknights Hells Angels Inc.	Posted - 2007.09.29 00:41:00 - [18] I think it a lot harder to go from pirate to carebear then it is to do the opposite. I never got a rush from participating in a mining op. recruitment thread Join channel Hells Angels Inc
Flinx Evenstar Minmatar Spartan Industries Cruel Intentions	Posted - 2007.09.29 00:49:00 - [19] Edited by: Flinx Evenstar on 29/09/2007 00:49:11 Originally by: Akita T I could canflip and only engage the "escorts" that arrive and engage me (or, better said, the flipee's new combat ship out of storage). But I'm not evil enough for that. I could go in lowsec and start trouble, but I'd probably end up paying the poor sod for whatever I destroyed from under his pod. I could go in 0.0 and just get wasted by a gatecamp, but I don't feel like doing that. So... now what ? Ok...stop can flipping, it's not piracy, it's just ** Yes go to low sec. People there will blow the crap out of you. That may harden your soft skin You will go back and blow the bejesus out of them. This is piracy, your heart should beat fast, and you should smile lots when you win. Leave the ****** can flipping behind...it is the most carebear pvp there is I, erm, like kill things and stuff
Sirius Problem Darkness Inc.	Posted - 2007.09.29 02:12:00 - [20] I used to feel bad about the killing when I first started. Even to the point of sometimes replacing ships and giving money to my victims, especially if they were fairly new and were suckered by game mechanics (aggro rules) that I happened to understand better. My oh my how things change in a short while. DIE MOFO! DIE!! As said, it's just a game and nothing is really more fun that to see someone get all bent out of shape and screaming in local after you've popped them. We have a special place on our forums for these delightful convos Since you seem a little morally apprehensive, pass on the can flipping in high-sec, where there is some expectation of safety, and head straight to low-sec. It's a dangerous place and everybody should know that everything is up for grabs. ---- Some people say I have a bad attitude. Those people are stupid.

Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2007.09.29 02:19:00 - [21] try pouring some hotsauce in your eyes, all the greatest pvpers do it (although if you do it you will sure be evil enough to kill me )
Rooker Lysian Enterprises	Posted - 2007.09.29 15:14:00 - [22] I'm the same way lol Went out yarring for the first time last night. Melted a couple of noobs in a belt (see? belt piracy still exists!). They dropped bugger all and it wasn't much of a fight. Wasn't all that fun tbh.. -- This Space For Rent
Mardonius Gallente Get out of the Kitchen Zzz	Posted - 2007.09.29 15:24:00 - [23] Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton try pouring some hotsauce in your eyes, all the greatest pvpers do it (although if you do it you will sure be evil enough to kill me ) Bah. Real men PvP naked.
lofty29 Reikoku Band of Brothers	Posted - 2007.09.29 15:37:00 - [24] Kick puppies --- Project Mayhem 2
Lithalnas Amarr Headcrabs	Posted - 2007.09.29 15:58:00 - [25] join a pirate corp and go remote rep them for a week or so, after that you will by hardened to the killing. ------------- fixed for greater eve content
Horatio Nately Caldari 808 Enterprises The Red Skull	Posted - 2007.09.30 01:31:00 - [26] smartbomb jita 4-4 undock. --------------------------------------- CEO 808 Enterprises, A Hawaii, USA Playercorp channel 808 ingame
Acoco Osiris Gallente Sublime.	Posted - 2007.09.30 01:40:00 - [27] Originally by: Akita T Originally by: Avaricha Halo Justify your acts. I COULD attack only Gallente players in Gallente ships RP FTW Die Caldari scum! But just look around belts, maybe scan at a safespot, look for ships, and sooner or later somebody's gonna shoot back. Just make sure his ship isn't bigger than yours :) ------------------------------ One more soldier off to war... And one Velator in my hangars.
Horus Isis Amarr Repo Industries	Posted - 2007.09.30 04:03:00 - [28] get a friggy and a friend, then go ape**** on everything _______
therootofallevil	Posted - 2007.09.30 04:42:00 - [29] Edited by: therootofallevil on 30/09/2007 04:44:56 I actually have a seminar I conduct entitlied, "How to Take Over The World, an Anarchists Perspective" - could get you started on the basics of being evil. Where you go from there is up to you. edit - add alcohol and your other favorite party favors, and a lust for destruction... you'll be all set - edit
Liang Nuren The Refugees	Posted - 2007.09.30 05:13:00 - [30] Hey Akita... I'd just bust out the pirate in me (its not very hard for me lol..), but you could also consider joining a merc corp. Liang Yarr?

Wyliee Taurus Inc	Posted - 2007.09.30 19:43:00 - [31] get an emergency makeover.
Toria Nynys Minmatar	Posted - 2007.09.30 23:57:00 - [32] Look at it this way. Every t2 ship you blow up means that much more market for your enormous mountain of decryptors. =) I'm done with can flipping mostly because it's so hard to find miners who still jet mine. And if they do jet can, they don't respond. Maybe it is time to hang around with a blob in 0.0.
Spitzerr Racketeers	Posted - 2007.10.01 00:28:00 - [33] Originally by: lofty29 Kick puppies Woah wooow wow wow wow That's mental _______________________________________________
Gypsio III Darkness Inc.	Posted - 2007.10.01 09:20:00 - [34] Quote: I never got a rush from participating in a mining op. I have, but that "participation" involved BS and large named smarties. And many Hulk wrecks, one with a Gisti booster.
Azirapheal Amarr Ore Mongers R0ADKILL	Posted - 2007.10.01 10:08:00 - [35] Originally by: Tobias Sjodin You're playing a game, being "evil" is a notion connected to the real world, and even there it's mostly used by zealots. QFT, im a really nice guy irl, that dedicates lots of time to socialising and being a good human. in game im a murderous psychopath. this is a complete contradiction to the hatemail i get where im apparently an incompetant pirate and an arse in real life. these mails make me feel fuzzy when i remember that he paid for my loot.
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2007.10.01 14:26:00 - [36] Edited by: Akita T on 01/10/2007 14:28:50 Well, my main would never go pirate, I sort of almost RP it "nice gal". But my Amarr PvP alt (cough not fully trained as I want it to be, needs 2 more months or so to full large energy spec) might just have to leave the corp soon, kicked by my main if she makes trouble... that is, if she doesn't shape up and start running (more) missions soon... so I guess she has to go join a pirate corp or somesuch. Yes, my main and my alt argue when they meet. My PvP alt is such a slacker, my main doesn't like her very much. Ok, I said I'm not evil enough... but am I crazy enough then ? _ Caldari N.V.T.F. is recruiting...
wazzaap	Posted - 2007.10.02 12:27:00 - [37] i tryed pirating a bit... killed some noobs, than felt bad and gav them the money for new ships. Now i just drive around lowsec, fights will come to you.
Ashaz Mindstar Technology United Confederation of Corporations	Posted - 2007.10.02 14:32:00 - [38] Edited by: Ashaz on 02/10/2007 14:35:42 It's not that hard realy. Go to lowsec in a ship you like. Kill a few people. Kill some more people. Feel that bloodlust rise? good. now kill KILL KILL! Nothing stops you from beeing a polite pirate ps: MNDS contains no pirates. we have a no piracy policy... we just happen to have alot of people with negative standings... and bounties... and the occasional ship named "YARR". honestly Edit: Or do my personal favourite. convert to the amarr beliefs (unless already amarr) and roleplay a fanatic lunatic who will cleanse the glaxy of the unworthy ones, the infidels and those who won't pay tribute to the one true god and emperor. __________________________________ Gallente by birth. Amarr by choice. iDrone
Benglada Doom Generation The Nomadic Collective	Posted - 2007.10.03 01:33:00 - [39] Originally by: Donald Trump Go to lowsec. Wait. Watch shiney. Attack shiney. and soon thereafter get rick roll'd by shiney. --------------------------- Originally by: Arkanor 0.0 is the Final Frontier. Bring money and friends. Sig nerfz0r - maximum allowed siz0r is 24000 bytz0r. - Devil ([email protected]) Sig By Ortos
wazzaap	Posted - 2007.10.03 08:37:00 - [40] i tryed to kill yesturday... again... almost killed him. than disengaged, gave him some edvices, and ended up roaming with him looking for a kill. i'm such a ***** :(

Jarregg	Posted - 2007.10.03 09:12:00 - [41] If you have moral problems with killing people in game then you shouldn't be trying to become a pirate. I kill everyone I see that I think I can kill, and then pod them. Don't try to rush it either, piracy is an art and going in unprepared (or hesitant) will get you killed.
Straygun Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2007.10.03 09:21:00 - [42] Originally by: Akita T I could canflip and only engage the "escorts" that arrive and engage me (or, better said, the flipee's new combat ship out of storage). But I'm not evil enough for that. I could go in lowsec and start trouble, but I'd probably end up paying the poor sod for whatever I destroyed from under his pod. I could go in 0.0 and just get wasted by a gatecamp, but I don't feel like doing that. So... now what ? Get your sweet little..ehm...face in an interceptor and come yarring with me in low sec. Just because you are able to undock* a ship doesn't mean you are able to fly it.*
jimmyjam Divine Heresy	Posted - 2007.10.03 14:17:00 - [43] Originally by: Akita T I could canflip and only engage the "escorts" that arrive and engage me (or, better said, the flipee's new combat ship out of storage). But I'm not evil enough for that. I could go in lowsec and start trouble, but I'd probably end up paying the poor sod for whatever I destroyed from under his pod. I could go in 0.0 and just get wasted by a gatecamp, but I don't feel like doing that. So... now what ? To be uber evil you have to drink lots of diet coke and wear a thong on the outside of your pants. -----------------------------------------------
Kiyirari Raiders of the Lost Pantie's	Posted - 2007.10.03 16:50:00 - [44] What ya problem is that you re thinking about harming a poor innocence pod pilot, obviousily you need to remove your brains or try ! A few cans of wicked strenght lager to give yarr dutch courage Just think of the ship exploding as a pretty flower its better when ya get a whole bunch pop at the same time at the end of day killing pod pilots is good for the enconmy / market Personnal i prefer popping pods, once ya popped one ya can not stop, i find it more intimate... Revenge is my god and my guns are her angels


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