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Styre Blixtsnabb	Posted - 2007.10.04 05:20:00 - [1] Common CCP where is the Noob Cannon? I want to be able to scoop up the corpse of my defeated enemy and use it as ammunition to destroy his noob friends as well. Think of the Carnage! Think of the Demoralization! The Noob Cannon! Fires 3.8 Noobs a second!
Quesa	Posted - 2007.10.04 05:28:00 - [2] They could make a Biomass Slinger cannon, much like the popular Dung Slinger from _____ & ______! You know what I'm talkin' 'bout!
Celeste Coeval The Gosimer and Scarab	Posted - 2007.10.04 06:08:00 - [3] Originally by: Styre Blixtsnabb Common CCP where is the Noob Cannon? I want to be able to scoop up the corpse of my defeated enemy and use it as ammunition to destroy his noob friends as well. Think of the Carnage! Think of the Demoralization! The Noob Cannon! Fires 3.8 Noobs a second! i want a noob cannon Originally by: Death Kill Go travel or live in the rainforest if neccesary, just dont turn to religion as its a cul de sac.
Some Caldari Caldari Shadow Warrioz	Posted - 2007.10.04 07:55:00 - [4] I thought this was going to be a cannon that fired Iblises. ------------ Originally by: Banana Torres Gurls are overrated, they nick your money and hurt your ears. Just so you can have limited access to their soft and squishy bits.
F'nog Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. Valainaloce	Posted - 2007.10.04 08:13:00 - [5] This would add an interesting angle to Eve. A gun that fires corpses, but the damage of the corpse depends on the SP of the corpse at time of death. The posiblities... I used to get It. Then It changed. Now I don't even know what It is.
Niccolado Starwalker Shadow Templars	Posted - 2007.10.04 08:29:00 - [6] Edited by: Niccolado Starwalker on 04/10/2007 08:30:08 Originally by: Styre Blixtsnabb Common CCP where is the Noob Cannon? I want to be able to scoop up the corpse of my defeated enemy and use it as ammunition to destroy his noob friends as well. Think of the Carnage! Think of the Demoralization! The Noob Cannon! Fires 3.8 Noobs a second! Nah. I hate living in a Aquire-throw-and-get-a-new-one society! Much better to create a "Freak show gallery" at your local outpost when Ambulation set it, so you can let your friends admire your strength by displaying your... collection..! A good hunter always love to show off his catch to fellow hunters! Originally by: Splagada you're on eve-o, just go for blunt insults and random crap, please!
Nicholai Pestot Gallente Havoc Inc	Posted - 2007.10.04 10:50:00 - [7] Originally by: Some Caldari I thought this was going to be a cannon that fired Iblises. That would be a Quad 3500mm siege artillery I
Sheriff Jones Amarr Please Enter Password	Posted - 2007.10.04 11:26:00 - [8] Originally by: Styre Blixtsnabb Common CCP where is the Noob Cannon? I want to be able to scoop up the corpse of my defeated enemy and use it as ammunition to destroy his noob friends as well. Think of the Carnage! Think of the Demoralization! The Noob Cannon! Fires 3.8 Noobs a second! You lost all credibility as anyone "powerful" the first time you referred to your enemies as "noobs". Corpse Launcher that needs Corpse Missile skills, maybe. Noob launchers, elitist "wannab" crap that has no place here. My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Saint Luka The Illuminati. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2007.10.04 11:51:00 - [9] Originally by: Some Caldari I thought this was going to be a cannon that fired Iblises. Thats an Artillery turret. -
hevskii	Posted - 2007.10.04 15:34:00 - [10] styre blixtsnabb have my babies
Kirjava Lothian Quay Industries Zzz	Posted - 2007.10.04 16:06:00 - [11] As long as I can be shown to urinate on my corpses then contract them to the owner as well as shoot urine saturated corpses at my enemies and watch them scream "why in the eyes?!" then I'm happy. Originally by: CCP Morpheus Post with your alt.
Odeon Un4seen Development	Posted - 2007.10.04 16:10:00 - [12] Someone once told me that a stargates original purpose was to fire implantless noobs in thier ibis' Sounded quite reasonable to me 2 years ago.
rowlando	Posted - 2007.10.04 20:37:00 - [13] styre can i ram u in my noob cannon when/if i get 1? ps. i want your babies too!
Arvald Caldari House of Tempers	Posted - 2007.10.04 20:40:00 - [14] Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker Edited by: Niccolado Starwalker on 04/10/2007 08:30:08 Originally by: Styre Blixtsnabb Common CCP where is the Noob Cannon? I want to be able to scoop up the corpse of my defeated enemy and use it as ammunition to destroy his noob friends as well. Think of the Carnage! Think of the Demoralization! The Noob Cannon! Fires 3.8 Noobs a second! Nah. I hate living in a Aquire-throw-and-get-a-new-one society! Much better to create a "Freak show gallery" at your local outpost when Ambulation set it, so you can let your friends admire your strength by displaying your... collection..! A good hunter always love to show off his catch to fellow hunters! pffh forget that ive finaly gathered enough to have a nice tea party --------------------------- Originally by: Sheriff Jones You know why there's so much mocking and smacktalking here, humans have this tendency to assault things they don't understand Nerds+women=confusion
Riskalot	Posted - 2007.10.04 20:51:00 - [15] Originally by: Styre Blixtsnabb Common CCP where is the Noob Cannon? I want to be able to scoop up the corpse of my defeated enemy and use it as ammunition to destroy his noob friends as well. Think of the Carnage! Think of the Demoralization! The Noob Cannon! Fires 3.8 Noobs a second! god damn, i cant belive that so many people talk pure sh** go to offtopic board and try to find same "wattevaa!" like you.
Buyerr	Posted - 2007.10.04 21:08:00 - [16] only if i can use it to shoot slaves with too;)
Xonkra Gallente	Posted - 2007.10.04 21:12:00 - [17] Originally by: Some Caldari I thought this was going to be a cannon that fired Iblises. there is no "L" in IBIS also... no r in faction no e in vagabond no a in kestrel no i in team Originally by: Illyria Ambri No matter how you want to say it.. it always sounds like frog clearing throat "Ve zurrendur, dunt schuut"

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