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Wild Rho Amarr Endgame.	Posted - 2007.10.12 20:53:00 - [31] Will pay you 10mil if you can come up with a 3 paragraph haiku about the my man parts, the Irish and a blind space weavil.
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.12 20:56:00 - [32] Originally by: Wild Rho Will pay you 10mil if you can come up with a 3 paragraph haiku about the my man parts, the Irish and a blind space weavil. Payment is in advance, but you send me the ISK and I'll do it. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Wild Rho Amarr Endgame.	Posted - 2007.10.12 20:58:00 - [33] Haiku first ya blaggard.
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.12 21:01:00 - [34] Originally by: Wild Rho Haiku first ya blaggard. So be it. 1. What do you mean by paragraphs? As in one 5-7-5 combo? 2. Must I include all three subjects in each Haiku? ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Wild Rho Amarr Endgame.	Posted - 2007.10.12 21:05:00 - [35] 1. Individual ones of 5-7-5. 2. At least one subject in each although you get a bonus 10mil if you can manage to link them all together.
Hamfast Gallente	Posted - 2007.10.12 21:09:00 - [36] Can I help Tarminic? Wild RhoÆs Irish Man Parts Sized to fit a blind space weevil Impressed women not --------*****-------- It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Wild Rho Amarr Endgame.	Posted - 2007.10.12 21:10:00 - [37] Originally by: Hamfast Can I help Tarminic? Wild RhoÆs Irish Man Parts Sized to fit a blind space weevil Impressed women not Ye still have 2 more paragraphs to squeeze out if ye be wanting me gold.
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.12 21:11:00 - [38] Originally by: Wild Rho 1. Individual ones of 5-7-5. 2. At least one subject in each although you get a bonus 10mil if you can manage to link them all together. Originally by: My Haiku Whild Rho - what gives? Your pants are down, am I blind? I see nothing there. I ran away from there Wangless men are weird, but look! Stepped on space weevil :( Is Wild Rho irish? He may be a big beer fan If beer shrinks your stuff. Betta hab mah moneh. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Wild Rho Amarr Endgame.	Posted - 2007.10.12 21:14:00 - [39] You are a legend among men my good sir. I can get logged in in an hour and will send you the cash. No bonus though since you couldn't link each topic.
Hamfast Gallente	Posted - 2007.10.12 21:17:00 - [40] Wild RhoÆs Irish Man Parts Sized to fit a blind space weevil Impressed women not Blind weevil in space Living on Irish whiskey by night And RhoÆs parts by day Haiku written for ISK Lowers the value of the art To a weevils belly I want no funds, send them to Tarminic --------*****-------- It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Wild Rho Amarr Endgame.	Posted - 2007.10.12 21:19:00 - [41] So noted. Since you linked em that makes another 20mil so 30mil to mr Tarmic once I log in this evening
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.12 21:20:00 - [42] Hot damn! ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Wild Rho Amarr Endgame.	Posted - 2007.10.12 21:22:00 - [43] And people wonder why I'm always broke. Oh I still have 20mil to blow so if 10mil for a decent one and 20mil for a great one.
Kirjava Lothian Quay Industries Zzz	Posted - 2007.10.12 21:24:00 - [44] What I wrote at top of this page. Yay or Nay? Originally by: CCP Morpheus Post with your alt.
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.12 21:32:00 - [45] Originally by: Kirjava What I wrote at top of this page. Yay or Nay? Sorry, missed that post. And yay. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Kirjava Lothian Quay Industries Zzz	Posted - 2007.10.12 21:33:00 - [46] Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Kirjava What I wrote at top of this page. Yay or Nay? Sorry, missed that post. And yay. Then get to work man Isk is on the way. Originally by: CCP Morpheus Post with your alt.
Kirjava Lothian Quay Industries Zzz	Posted - 2007.10.12 21:39:00 - [47] ISK sent and a typo fixed. Originally by: CCP Morpheus Post with your alt.
omiNATION Gallente	Posted - 2007.10.12 21:47:00 - [48] Originally by: Tarminic Edited by: Tarminic on 12/10/2007 16:15:17 Edited by: Tarminic on 12/10/2007 16:14:50 Ok...I'm at work, it's lunchtime, and I can't play anything resembling EVE. As such, I am bored. And this means fun times for you! Since I am 1337 at forums, I will write a whine for you. That's right, you, right there! But this cannot be a standard whine, oh no. This whine must be completely illogical and in no way legitimate. Give it to me, however, and I will craft it into a unyielding force of (mostly) logic and internet spaceship expertise. "What's the catch?" you ask? SHUT UP, I haven't given you permission to speak yet. The catch is ten million ISK, no more, no less. Once I have confirmed that the ISKies has been received, I'll carve the amazing whine out of a block of nerd rage, and it will make your eyes glisten with tears or joy. Other Rules: -Must follow posting rules -Allow me to approve the subject of the whine before sending ISK -Must be at least somewhat eve related -Anything else I can think to add later Let the whines begin! I question your business model. Some of us do it for free.
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.12 22:02:00 - [49] Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Kirjava What I wrote at top of this page. Yay or Nay? Sorry, missed that post. And yay. Then get to work man Isk is on the way. I just left work so I got delayed by a bit, but I'll be starting it right now. Don't you worry. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.12 22:40:00 - [50] My latest work is complete! Remember kids, for a mere 10 million ISK I'll write a custom whine for you! ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Kirjava Lothian Quay Industries Zzz	Posted - 2007.10.12 22:41:00 - [51] Originally by: Tarminic My latest work is complete! Remember kids, for a mere 10 million ISK I'll write a custom whine for you! Brilliant Originally by: CCP Morpheus Post with your alt.
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.12 22:52:00 - [52] Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Tarminic My latest work is complete! Remember kids, for a mere 10 million ISK I'll write a custom whine for you! Brilliant Did you catch the parts where I cleverly inserted Ms. Piggy and Count Choco? Check out some of the responses. Also, make sure you check out the link in Part 1. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Karanth Gallente Crazy 88's	Posted - 2007.10.12 23:42:00 - [53] Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Kirjava Am I misinterpreting the putpose of this thread - to contain whines about things that have little factual basis which you rip to little shreads by cold logic - the winner of the most entertaining (I read absurd) gets 10M isk? You've inverted my plan actually...my idea is that if someone specifies something completely illogical for me to whine about, I will create an amazing, powerful whine the likes of which rarely visits these forums, fleeting but intense in it's beauty. It's skin will be composed of black, twisted logic, its heart pumping liquid hate, and it's roar will equal that of a thousand screaming Amarr watching their Emperor violated by slaver hounds. You will tremble before it's might. But to do that you'll have to send me a suitable idea and 10 million ISK. I think I love you. All that's left... There is only one sig hijack that matters, the orginal and only member of the hijack squad. me. -Eris. ps Black russians are better then beer. Well, there's not many of us left! -Rauth
La Jefature	Posted - 2007.10.12 23:47:00 - [54] Tarminic, dude, I'm sending you 10 mil when I get home tonight. Just for the fun factor in all your posts. Definitelly helped a boring day at work. Well done :)
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.12 23:48:00 - [55] I've just accepted another entry. Expect it in the next 20 minutes or so. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Amantus Gallente Murientor Tribe	Posted - 2007.10.12 23:55:00 - [56] You are incredible. I'll send you 2 million if you work something about Bananas Foster into your next whine. ------------
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.15 18:30:00 - [57] Originally by: Amantus You are incredible. I'll send you 2 million if you work something about Bananas Foster into your next whine. You owe me that 2 million, I do believe. Also, I'm between projects at work, so we are now back in session. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.15 19:26:00 - [58] Nobody? That makes me feel great sadness. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Kirjava Lothian Quay Industries Zzz	Posted - 2007.10.15 20:54:00 - [59] Originally by: Tarminic Nobody? That makes me feel great sadness. Tarminic..... Tarminic.... /me tunes ye olde 56k modem There thats better. I am stuck on business in the a backwards place without internets (Liverpool) so cannot login from this crappy PC, but hopefully you can take credit for when I get back to Edinburgh in a few days Allright - my challenge is this, to don the persona of the 3 british Top Gear presenters Jeremy Clarkson, David Hammond and James May and get discuss the specs of one of the class' of new T2 ships - surprise me on that. 15M if you do it successfully. Yay or Nay?.... (I seem to go for the obscure refferences alot don't I ) Originally by: CCP Morpheus Post with your alt.
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.15 20:58:00 - [60] Originally by: Kirjava Allright - my challenge is this, to don the persona of the 3 british Top Gear presenters Jeremy Clarkson, David Hammond and James May and get discuss the specs of one of the class' of new T2 ships - surprise me on that. 15M if you do it successfully. Yay or Nay?.... (I seem to go for the obscure refferences alot don't I ) I will indeed do this, but since I am unfamiliar with those you have mentioned, I will require some source material other than Wikipedia. Do this, and I shall do my best. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare

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