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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2007.10.18 09:46:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones Jeremy: So, now that we've established that May infact can't get through a gatecamp to save his life, it's time for our T2 Cool Wall! Hammond: Right, first up we've got the new Phobos. Jeremy: Well this one is obvious... Hammond: Sub Zero cool! Jeremy: Obviously not...you can't be serious! Hammond: I am! Jeremy: No pilot in their right mind would be caught podded in one of these monstrosities. Hammond: I happen to find it very fitting on the ship hull design. Jeremy: Yes if your preferation in hull design is a large throbbing... May: I actually found out an interesting fact about the Phobos. It originally was supposed to be more of a rouge color. Jeremy: That is actually quite an interesting fact, if i ever happen to be stuck in the Insomniacs Anonymous meeting...Look! If you want to fly something pink and pretty, there's always Hello Kitty! Hammond: It just..let's ask the audience...who thinks that the Phobos is cool? *Roaring applause* Hammond: Right! Sub Zero it is. Jeremy: No, no no, no! I have to veto this. Hammond: Veto? What are you, BOB?! Jeremy: Look, I am NOT going to put a pink phallic symbol next to the absolutely beautiful Kronos. Hammond: The Kronos?! Jeremy: What? It's black, it's sleek, it's an absolutely marvelous design and a piece of engineering genius. Hammond: I've seen more sleekness in a Caldari Transport Ship! Jeremy: No. I'm right, you're wrong, Kronos goes to sub zero, the Phobos does NOT. Hammond: Right. Well, then we have the new Sin. Jeremy: Seriously... Hammond: ...uncool. True, true. There's just nothing about it that says cool. May: Well, i actually find it rather pleasing to the eye and would love to take it out for a spin in the old hunting grounds. Jeremy: Oh shut up. Hammond: Now. We got our hands on a brand new Sentinel to run around our Death Track. But we needed someone special to try out this new piece of frigate goodness. Jeremy: Some say he's half Jovian and that if he wanted, he could end the Alliance war in 43 seconds. all we know is, he's called The Chrib.
 Freaking AWESOME ! Err... can you, like, I don't know... start a whole series of this in a completely brand new thread ? Think you're up to it ?  _
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2007.10.18 11:10:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 18/10/2007 11:10:54 Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 18/10/2007 11:10:03
Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: Sheriff Jones *sniiiiiii-iiip again*
 Freaking AWESOME ! Err... can you, like, I don't know... start a whole series of this in a completely brand new thread ? Think you're up to it ? 
I reserve the right to do so in the future (it's always nice to have that right)
But when, or how, or why, is a suprise. You don't want to ruin suprises do you? Do you?! 
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2007.10.18 11:39:00 -
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Edited by: Akita T on 18/10/2007 11:44:49
I hate surprises. Even the good kind of surprises. I want to know everything in advance. Interesting enough, it never spoils the fun for me... quite the opposite.
Yeah, I'm that type of person that reads the script of a movie before going to see it, reads all the spoilers on, well, everything an anything, and is not even the least bit upset to have seen "Snape kills Dumbledore on page 1234" or somesuch things long before reading the book. Also, the type of person that can enjoy wathing a movie for the 50th time almost as much as the very first time.
I'm a weird human being... I know... and I *love* it. So, whatcha'gunna'do 'bout it, cowboy ?  _
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.18 11:50:00 -
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A minor update, I've accepted at least one additional contract and I may have another.  ---------------- Tarminic - 29 million SP in Forum Warfare Originally by: CCP Wrangler Booooo!!! Tarminic sux!!!
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2007.10.18 11:52:00 -
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Can you try to whine about the overpowered passive shieldtank of the PvP gank Apocalypse fited with autocannons ?  _
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2007.10.18 11:53:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T So, whatcha'gunna'do 'bout it, cowboy ? 
Umm...
*surprise sexes Akita*
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.18 11:55:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T Can you try to whine about the overpowered passive shieldtank of the PvP gank Apocalypse fited with autocannons ? 
10 Million ISK and it's done.  ---------------- Tarminic - 29 million SP in Forum Warfare Originally by: CCP Wrangler Booooo!!! Tarminic sux!!!
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2007.10.18 12:15:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Akita T Can you try to whine about the overpowered passive shieldtank of the PvP gank Apocalypse fited with autocannons ? 
10 Million ISK and it's done. 
Cash wired. Belongs in Ships&Modules by the way. And it needs numbers. And comparisons. Loads of them. ACCURATE ones if possible, approximate if not  Omissions of all kinds are welcome tho'.  _
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.18 14:13:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Akita T Can you try to whine about the overpowered passive shieldtank of the PvP gank Apocalypse fited with autocannons ? 
10 Million ISK and it's done. 
Cash wired. Belongs in Ships&Modules by the way. And it needs numbers. And comparisons. Loads of them. ACCURATE ones if possible, approximate if not  Omissions of all kinds are welcome tho'. 
You will be most pleased...I can guarantee completion in under 8 hours. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 million SP in Forum Warfare Originally by: CCP Wrangler Booooo!!! Tarminic sux!!!
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2007.10.18 15:47:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic You will be most pleased...I can guarantee completion in under 8 hours.
Expensive AND slow, you've got it all 
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |

Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.18 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Originally by: Tarminic You will be most pleased...I can guarantee completion in under 8 hours.
Expensive AND slow, you've got it all 
Hey, that's just what I'm comfortable guaranteeing, as you can see my latest work is already complete.  ---------------- Tarminic - 29 million SP in Forum Warfare Originally by: CCP Wrangler Booooo!!! Tarminic sux!!!
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2007.10.18 18:41:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Originally by: Tarminic You will be most pleased...I can guarantee completion in under 8 hours.
Expensive AND slow, you've got it all 
Hey, that's just what I'm comfortable guaranteeing, as you can see my latest work is already complete. 
Oh i knooow, just had to swing at the forum warrior as is my forum warrior...umm...edium sir? Yes, edium! 
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2007.10.18 18:44:00 -
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The best part is that they bought it hook, line and sinker  And I got to create an insane fit that actually works... for a shield-tanked tachyon Typhoon  _
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.18 18:46:00 -
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Edited by: Tarminic on 18/10/2007 18:46:45
Originally by: Akita T The best part is that they bought it hook, line and sinker  And I got to create an insane fit that actually works... for a shield-tanked tachyon Typhoon 
I know! You'd think they'd know better by now...  ---------------- Tarminic - 29 million SP in Forum Warfare Originally by: CCP Wrangler Booooo!!! Tarminic sux!!!
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2007.10.18 18:48:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic Edited by: Tarminic on 18/10/2007 18:46:45
Originally by: Akita T The best part is that they bought it hook, line and sinker  And I got to create an insane fit that actually works... for a shield-tanked tachyon Typhoon 
I know! You'd think they'd know better by now... 
It's like with my Friday Petitions, people still come in them and flame for a "poor idea" or some such 
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |

Graes Louarn
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Posted - 2007.10.18 20:14:00 -
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Lol very nice Tarminic, hook line and sinker indeed.
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.19 22:43:00 -
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Originally by: Graes Louarn Lol very nice Tarminic, hook line and sinker indeed.
And I'm free for at least a couple more hours tonight.
I'm currently working on another one (the nature of which is secret but will hopefully be my best yet) but I'll be happy to fulfill additional requests.  ---------------- Tarminic - 29 million SP in Forum Warfare Originally by: CCP Wrangler Booooo!!! Tarminic sux!!!
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.22 21:00:00 -
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Edited by: Tarminic on 22/10/2007 21:01:51 Yet another contract has been fulfilled. I'd like to thank the ******** alts that made my day on the forums interesting.  ---------------- Tarminic - 29 million SP in Forum Warfare Originally by: CCP Wrangler Booooo!!! Tarminic sux!!!
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Slanty McGarglefist
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Posted - 2007.10.22 21:01:00 -
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I wonder how much ISk you've bagged so far.
A clever use of writing skill I must say. __________________________________________________
Originally by: CCP Wrangler No
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2007.10.22 21:05:00 -
[110]
huzzah! ----------------------------------- I'm working my way through college target CCP need...more room... |

Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.10.28 03:24:00 -
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Another contract fulfilled, and of course my services continue to be available.  ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare Wrangler on Whining |

Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.10.28 03:38:00 -
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I am trying to think of a good something to whine about, but I cant :|
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Stakhanov
The Good Fellas
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Posted - 2007.10.28 03:43:00 -
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That last one was awe inspiring and hilarious at the same time. Also helped dig some good memories !
Originally by: F'nog One does not simply log into Jita.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.10.28 04:22:00 -
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Originally by: Lance Fighter I am trying to think of a good something to whine about, but I cant :|
Pick a random module, a random ship, and a random article from Wikipedia and I can pull it off.  ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare Wrangler on Whining |

Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.10.28 04:26:00 -
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Edited by: Lance Fighter on 28/10/2007 04:27:30 target painters, the crucifier, and Linkage
Careful, the link is not the same each time!
edit - Oh yes, target painters being overpowered, not useless 
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
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Posted - 2007.10.28 04:30:00 -
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Originally by: Lance Fighter Edited by: Lance Fighter on 28/10/2007 04:27:30 target painters, the crucifier, and Linkage
Careful, the link is not the same each time!
edit - Oh yes, target painters being overpowered, not useless 
I'll get right on it! I can't promise anything for tonight since it's actually quite late here, but expect it in under 24 hours.  ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare Wrangler on Whining |

Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.10.28 04:30:00 -
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Edited by: Lance Fighter on 28/10/2007 04:34:10 Edited by: Lance Fighter on 28/10/2007 04:33:36 haha sure, lemme send isk... get it done whenever
edit isk sent, getting late here as well... good luck :D
edit2 out of curiosity, what is the site you came up with one the wiki.com/special:random link?
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Stakhanov
The Good Fellas
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Posted - 2007.10.28 16:44:00 -
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Shhh , don't spoil the surprise 
Originally by: F'nog One does not simply log into Jita.
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Shiner BockBeer
Go Go Gadget ForumPostingAlt
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Posted - 2007.10.28 17:55:00 -
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I'll carve the amazing whine out of a block of nerd rage
Awesome.
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Rakeris
Brethren Empire
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Posted - 2007.10.31 05:30:00 -
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Hm, what about....one about how the in-game font is way to large, it makes it far to easy to read, and not nearly challenging enough, as EVE is suppose to be more "harsh" than real life, why is the font so easy to read?!
Well? :o ---------- I gave up on sigs. As all the beatings from the abusive mods are starting to hurt and leave nasty bruises. |
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