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Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.12 18:52:00 - [1] Edited by: Tarminic on 12/10/2007 18:55:42 Everyone knows that it was Douglas Adam's last wish to be cloned several times so his excellent comedic and satirical genius could live on. They had his brain, they had the technology, and the supposedly had the power? So why did it fail? Fellow readers, what I'm about to tell you will disappoint and shock you - the actions of Margaret Thacher and Michael Padin are responsible for the failure of the Douglas Adams cloning process. I'll outline how their actions, directly and indirectly, were the cause of economic strife in France that eventually led to the failure of CCP to successfully clone the late and great Douglas Adams. You may need some tissue for this read. It's always been known that Douglas Adams was the pinnacle of human evolution - intelligent, creative, and humorous - what more could one want in a person? He authored the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, in addition to many other books of hilarious fiction. Society had deemed that it is his responsibility for his genes to live on at any cost, thus the idea to clone him came. Unfortunately human cloning and mind-transfer is difficult using modern computers, but there was one set of supercomputers capable of the task - the Three Magi Supercomputers, currently Controlled by NERV. Their basic program set is already based on that of a living brain (specifically, that of Ritsuko Akagi) so they were ideal of the task of deconstructing and reconstructing the cranial structure of Mr. Adams. But how would they power these massive computers without siphoning energy away from the entire continent of Japan, needed to successfully engage the 5th Angel at the time? This is where CCP comes in. CCP has been using hamsters in their server technology for quite some time - indeed, it's a miracle that the EVE servers were ever capable of running on anything else. Aside from a few isolated incidents, server performance is generally smooth and CCP has never lost power to their data center. Hamsters have been the reason for this - they can run continuously twenty-four hours a day given the correct supplements, food, and a 5% solution of ***-*** supplied by CCP staff and friends. They had found their solution! But on that night something went wrong - the hamsters collapsed unexpectedly from exhaustion, an event that has rarely ever occurred in EVE's history. This in itself was not a major problem since backup hamsters were already on hand, but somehow the backup hamsters failed instead! Without power, the Magi Supercomputers were not capable of completing the operation of mapping Adams' brain and the process failed. Not only did it fail, but it backfired, violently obliterating the top half of Douglas Adams' head in the process and spraying brain matter throughout the CCP server room (this debris has actually, due to the divine nature of Douglas Adams' intellect, improved server performance). But why did the hamsters fail? Because their food supply was corrupted**, that is the reason. This pollution was not in any way accidental, either. The credit for this horrible series of events that led to this disaster fall squarely on the shoulders of two individuals - Margaret Thacher and Michael Padin. Part 2 to follow. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Veng3ance New Dawn Rising Synchr0nicity	Posted - 2007.10.12 18:55:00 - [2] say what?
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.12 18:56:00 - [3] Originally by: Veng3ance say what? See here. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Asestorian Minmatar Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2007.10.12 18:57:00 - [4] Hmmm.. Please, continue. --- The Cake Is A Lie ---
zibelthurdos Archron Dusyfe Industries Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.10.12 18:57:00 - [5] psst. he said palin not padin ----------------------------------------------- --- EVE Online, Nowhere to run, Nowhere to Hide---, except apparently in noob corps
Kirjava Lothian Quay Industries Zzz	Posted - 2007.10.12 18:58:00 - [6] Originally by: zibelthurdos psst. he said palin not padin What he said. Still trying to stop laughing.... Brilliant, keep going Originally by: CCP Morpheus Post with your alt.
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.12 19:03:00 - [7] Originally by: zibelthurdos psst. he said palin not padin Too late! I can't get offa this train! ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Arvald Caldari House of Tempers	Posted - 2007.10.12 19:13:00 - [8] complete and total win by tarminic \/ --------------------------- ALL HAIL TO THE TECHNOVIKING
Kirjava Lothian Quay Industries Zzz	Posted - 2007.10.12 19:16:00 - [9] Originally by: Arvald complete and total win by tarminic \/ Worth every last penny I spent to make him write it Originally by: CCP Morpheus Post with your alt.
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.12 19:21:00 - [10] Part 2 It's a known fact that Margaret Thatcher is an incorrigible ***. But the extent of her crimes run much deeper than any foul temperament, because her actions directly and indirectly contributed to the failure of the cloning process. How, you ask? Let me explain. When Thatcher came to power, she had to deal with a mounting problem of a hunger strike launched by IRA prisoners. Instead of reasoning with the detained men, she refused to cooperate and let them continue their hunger strike for quite some time. Regardless of the political ramifications, this event had a significant impact on several different markets due to the massive drop in food consumption throughout Ireland. The consequences of this I shall discuss briefly. The second catalyst for the events mentioned above is an incident that was resolved by Thatcher - the Falklands war. This event, precipitated by the invasion of the Falkland Islands by an Argentinean crazy person with followers and guns, had a far-reaching economic impact that was only worsened by the resolution of that conflict by Thatcher (which involved sending a task force to retake the island). She had failed to do her research, and did not realize the potential economic impact this disruption of production in the Falklands (which provides much of England's dairy products) would have on her home country. Over several years, the impending shortage of food caused by the events mentioned above was noted by the crafty businessmen of France, and production of food - specifically dairy products - rose to record levels. It was at this time that the consumption of cheese and wine became popular, purely through the force of association created by Frances presence in both dairy and wine markets. At approximately the same time, Monty Python became popular, specifically long-time Python member Michael Padin. This resulted in an 83% increase in bouts of uncontrollable laughter throughout the 80s and 90s across europe, which contributes to negative bowel movements and constipation. These effects were not known until recently, but responsibility for this still falls to Monty Python. Increased constipation is a well-known aspect of Enlishmen, however, so it was overlooked until relatively recently. This did contribute to the consumption of french cheese products - known to relieve intestinal discomfort - throughout the eighties. The reliance of Europe on France-based cheeses increased throughout the eighties and nineties, but France was running into trouble - they could not keep production in pace with the demand on their economy. To cut costs and increase capacity they began introducing artificial filler materials into their cheese in order to make up for lost production. These additives had very few side effects, and none were applicable to humans. There is one, however, that stands out: Quote: May cause sickness in hamsters in combination with exposure to the corpses of snarky authors This quote, of incredible importance to CCP and the cloning project, was never printed on the labels of the cheese**. This same cheese, despicably, was shipped to Iceland to power the hamsters of CCPs server, who used it unknowing of the terrible effects it could have. Once they had shipped in Adams' corpse for the cloning proccess, the failure was inevitable and the process failed. From here you can quickly draw the line that leads directly back to France's economic status (specifically the reliance of the Cheese market on outside influences), Margaret Thatcher, and Michael Padin as the causes for this failure. This is only one part of the equation, though. Concluded at part 3. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Theo Samaritan Gallente Pheonix Reborn	Posted - 2007.10.12 19:21:00 - [11] This topic wins the forums. ______________________________ A Request About Lag Discussion -- Yet another "Edit my sig devs!" request \o/
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.12 19:23:00 - [12] Edited by: Tarminic on 12/10/2007 19:23:01 This same cheese, despicably, was shipped to Iceland to power the hamsters of CCPs server, who used it unknowing of the terrible effects it could have. Once they had shipped in Adams' corpse for the cloning proccess, the failure was inevitable and the process failed. From here you can quickly draw the line that leads directly back to France's economic status (specifically the reliance of the Cheese market on outside influences), Margaret Thatcher, and Michael Padin as the causes for this failure. This is only one part of the equation, though. By using such a high concentration of cheese in their hamster fuel, CCP has opened themselves up to this kind of catastrophe. A balanced diet might have averted this disaster as the hamsters might not have received fatal doses of the cheese. Whose fault does this eventually fall to? None other than senior Database Administrator CCP PrismX, whose responsibilities include but are not limited to researching the diet of server hamsters. Though the warning was never printed, it had clearly been posted on their website for easy reference. Shame on you, CCP PrismX. Shame. CCP, how much more of this do we have to tolerate before you learn? ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Kweel Nakashyn Minmatar Aeden Tau Ceti Federation	Posted - 2007.10.12 19:26:00 - [13] Edited by: Kweel Nakashyn on 12/10/2007 19:26:52 Originally by: Tarminic Edited by: Tarminic on 12/10/2007 19:23:01 This same cheese, despicably, was shipped to Iceland to power the hamsters of CCPs server, who used it unknowing of the terrible effects it could have. Once they had shipped in Adams' corpse for the cloning proccess, the failure was inevitable and the process failed. From here you can quickly draw the line that leads directly back to France's economic status (specifically the reliance of the Cheese market on outside influences), Margaret Thatcher, and Michael Padin as the causes for this failure. This is only one part of the equation, though. By using such a high concentration of cheese in their hamster fuel, CCP has opened themselves up to this kind of catastrophe. A balanced diet might have averted this disaster as the hamsters might not have received fatal doses of the cheese. Whose fault does this eventually fall to? None other than senior Database Administrator CCP PrismX, whose responsibilities include but are not limited to researching the diet of server hamsters. Though the warning was never printed, it had clearly been posted on their website for easy reference. Shame on you, CCP PrismX. Shame. CCP, how much more of this do we have to tolerate before you learn? CCP said hamsters had a lunch one hour a day. They are english hamsters. It's not our fault if english hamsters can't hold as many cheese as french hamsters :( 2isk
Kirjava Lothian Quay Industries Zzz	Posted - 2007.10.12 19:33:00 - [14] Tar - you win. My hat off to you, I am hard pressed to come up with something more random and undoable. You have officialy won the Eve forums. Someone Sticky this please? Is this not worthy? You have probably started a craze you know Originally by: CCP Morpheus Post with your alt.
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.12 19:34:00 - [15] Edited by: Tarminic on 12/10/2007 19:34:05 Originally by: Kweel Nakashyn CCP said hamsters had a lunch one hour a day. They are english hamsters. It's not our fault if english hamsters can't hold as many cheese as we can put in french hamsters :( Please...that wouldn't have been an issue if the cheese didn't contain ingredients with unpublished side effects, or if CCP had bothered to research the cheese before they fed it to the hamsters during this incredibly important operation. Apologize for CCP all you want, you still fail. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Kweel Nakashyn Minmatar Aeden Tau Ceti Federation	Posted - 2007.10.12 19:40:00 - [16] Originally by: Tarminic Edited by: Tarminic on 12/10/2007 19:34:05 Originally by: Kweel Nakashyn CCP said hamsters had a lunch one hour a day. They are english hamsters. It's not our fault if english hamsters can't hold as many cheese as we can put in french hamsters :( Please...that wouldn't have been an issue if the cheese didn't contain ingredients with unpublished side effects, or if CCP had bothered to research the cheese before they fed it to the hamsters during this incredibly important operation. Apologize for CCP all you want, you still fail. The problem is CCP's responsability. Here, in (mighty) France, you could have put those three kilo of cheese per Hamster. There in (loosy) England, you can only put half a kilo, but you have to use brute force. See, now, they've got flying hamsters. Their fault, 100%. 2isk
Arvald Caldari House of Tempers	Posted - 2007.10.12 19:40:00 - [17] AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAH holy crap you jstu made the rest of my day --------------------------- ALL HAIL TO THE TECHNOVIKING
Kweel Nakashyn Minmatar Aeden Tau Ceti Federation	Posted - 2007.10.12 19:45:00 - [18] Edited by: Kweel Nakashyn on 12/10/2007 19:46:15 France also sells hamster parachutes. It's quite effective. The only problem is you have to eat 90 kilo of french cheese to rejoin them in the air and put them their salvation equipement. CCP also need to pay the bill for the previous hamster cheese. The bill can be found at the bottom of my post. 2isk
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.12 19:55:00 - [19] Originally by: Kweel Nakashyn Edited by: Kweel Nakashyn on 12/10/2007 19:46:15 France also sells hamster parachutes. It's quite effective. The only problem is you have to eat 90 kilo of french cheese to rejoin them in the air and put them their salvation equipement. CCP also need to pay the bill for the previous hamster cheese. The bill can be found at the bottom of my post. Say whatever you want, french apologist. It doesn't change the facts. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Kweel Nakashyn Minmatar Aeden Tau Ceti Federation	Posted - 2007.10.12 20:04:00 - [20] Well, with all this cra... this delicious cheese we sell to the english people to stay in good shape for the next rugby match, we offer a nice bottle of Beaujolais Nouveau from our best recolt of this great summer. Now, this is an offer CCP can't refuse, don't you agree ? 2isk
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.12 20:22:00 - [21] Originally by: Kweel Nakashyn Well, with all this cra... this delicious cheese we sell to the english people to stay in good shape for the next rugby match, we offer a nice bottle of Beaujolais Nouveau from our best recolt of this great summer. Now, this is an offer CCP can't refuse, don't you agree ? Indeed, but CCP is incompetant and hires monkees to code for them because they are lame! ZOMG. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Kweel Nakashyn Minmatar Aeden Tau Ceti Federation	Posted - 2007.10.12 20:36:00 - [22] Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Kweel Nakashyn Well, with all this cra... this delicious cheese we sell to the english people to stay in good shape for the next rugby match, we offer a nice bottle of Beaujolais Nouveau from our best recolt of this great summer. Now, this is an offer CCP can't refuse, don't you agree ? Indeed, but CCP is incompetant and hires monkees to code for them because they are lame! ZOMG. err, for monkeys, we have three second-hand banana, a pair of frog leg and cheese. Moar cheese. All of this for another 2isk (+ shippin fee). 2isk
Kweel Nakashyn Minmatar Aeden Tau Ceti Federation	Posted - 2007.10.12 20:48:00 - [23] Edited by: Kweel Nakashyn on 12/10/2007 20:48:50 By the way, I have the confirmation from a corpmate that for english hamsters, cheese can't enter their body if it's more than half a kilo. But english hamsters can and should enter the cheese to a limit of three complete kilo. This way they don't fly, they stick to the ground. It's english's fault (and part of CCP) if the english language is constructed by swapping nouns and adjectives. They should have learnt french for native tongue. Us, in France, we know that. Owned :) 2isk
Kirjava Lothian Quay Industries Zzz	Posted - 2007.10.15 21:16:00 - [24] Again - I payed for this I can bump. HE IS A MASTER OF WHINE! HE IS FRENCH!! rabble rabble rabble Originally by: CCP Morpheus Post with your alt.
Sylvia Lafayette	Posted - 2007.10.15 21:19:00 - [25] I think Tarminic has 30 mil Sp in forum warfare and is being modest....
Snake Doctor Paradox v2.0	Posted - 2007.10.15 21:22:00 - [26] [ ] IBDS [ ] IBTL [ ] Can I have your stuff? [ ] Go back to WoW. [ ] Hello Kitty >>> That way. [ ] It's a Templar, an Amarr fighter. [ ] STFU [ ] Post with your main [ ] . [ ] Signed! [ ] Bump [ ] /fail [ ] (Kitten thumbnail) [ ] No one cares [X] Tarminic needs a job. Rifter Flight Manual!
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.15 21:23:00 - [27] Originally by: Snake Doctor [X] Tarminic needs a job. I have a job, damnit, but I'm between major projects. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Snake Doctor Paradox v2.0	Posted - 2007.10.15 21:26:00 - [28] Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Snake Doctor [X] Tarminic needs a job. I have a job, damnit, but I'm between major projects. Uh-huh. Rifter Flight Manual!
Dred'Pirate Jesus Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2007.10.15 21:26:00 - [29] Define "job" Originally by: David Hackworth ò If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly.
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.15 21:26:00 - [30] Originally by: Dred'Pirate Jesus Define "job" Junior Web Developer. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 Million SP in Forum Warfare
An Anarchyyt Gallente Sublime.	Posted - 2007.10.15 21:29:00 - [31] Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Dred'Pirate Jesus Define "job" Junior Web Developer. AKA Full-time n00b. Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
Snake Doctor Paradox v2.0	Posted - 2007.10.15 21:29:00 - [32] Edited by: Snake Doctor on 15/10/2007 21:29:38 Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Dred'Pirate Jesus Define "job" Junior Web Developer. Junior Web Developer. = makes 14-19$ an hour to come in from 9-3 and play MOO or post to EVE forums while he "updates" the .cfm of his intranet. Edit: Clarification. Rifter Flight Manual!
Gecko O'Bac Aquilae Stellaris YouWhat	Posted - 2007.10.15 21:32:00 - [33] You, Tarminic, are my new Idol. Plus, you are REALLY bored I think :P
Digital Solaris Athanasius Inc.	Posted - 2007.10.15 22:28:00 - [34] Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Dred'Pirate Jesus Define "job" Junior Web Developer. I thought "Web Developer" was something you automated nowadays with Cliparts...
Ascrethy Gallente Shadow Squadron Returns	Posted - 2007.10.15 22:42:00 - [35] Originally by: Snake Doctor Edited by: Snake Doctor on 15/10/2007 21:29:38 Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Dred'Pirate Jesus Define "job" Junior Web Developer. Junior Web Developer. = makes 14-19$ an hour to come in from 9-3 and play MOO or post to EVE forums while he "updates" the .cfm of his intranet. Edit: Clarification. /rant CFM "Developers" ... come out of the cave, realise technology has moved on, and for gods sake PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU TROLL /endrant Seriously WTF were macromedia smoking when cfm was developed >< As I walked through the valley of the shadow of death, I did fear no evil, as I carried a big stick, and was the meanest mofo in the valley
Snake Doctor Paradox v2.0	Posted - 2007.10.15 22:50:00 - [36] Edited by: Snake Doctor on 15/10/2007 22:53:36 Edited by: Snake Doctor on 15/10/2007 22:51:11 Originally by: Ascrethy Originally by: Snake Doctor Edited by: Snake Doctor on 15/10/2007 21:29:38 Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Dred'Pirate Jesus Define "job" Junior Web Developer. Junior Web Developer. = makes 14-19$ an hour to come in from 9-3 and play MOO or post to EVE forums while he "updates" the .cfm of his intranet. Edit: Clarification. /rant CFM "Developers" ... come out of the cave, realise technology has moved on, and for gods sake PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU TROLL /endrant Seriously WTF were macromedia smoking when cfm was developed >< That they wanted to integrate MS Access databases in an EXTREMELY easy, manageable way? Oh- it wasn't Macromedia, it was Allaire. CFM is not dead! It's extremely efficient and flexible enough for rapid deployments and updates with webkits. I do asp, sql, php, and cfm. Let me tell you-- they all have their uses. When it comes to an intranet site that gets updated hundreds of times daily, I'd rather use cfm. Edit: I wear clothing. And my cave is nice. You're just jealous because CFM bought me the Saab 9-5 I park in it. Edit 2: ^^ They are rare here. Rifter Flight Manual!
Price Watcher	Posted - 2007.10.15 22:55:00 - [37] All hands prepare to abandon ship! This is not a drill! We have struck cheese! POST WITH YOUR ALT! The Shame o' The Galaxy
Ascrethy Gallente Shadow Squadron Returns	Posted - 2007.10.15 22:59:00 - [38] Edited by: Ascrethy on 15/10/2007 22:59:58 Originally by: Snake Doctor Edited by: Snake Doctor on 15/10/2007 22:53:36 Edited by: Snake Doctor on 15/10/2007 22:51:11 Originally by: Ascrethy Originally by: Snake Doctor Edited by: Snake Doctor on 15/10/2007 21:29:38 Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Dred'Pirate Jesus Define "job" Junior Web Developer. Junior Web Developer. = makes 14-19$ an hour to come in from 9-3 and play MOO or post to EVE forums while he "updates" the .cfm of his intranet. Edit: Clarification. /rant CFM "Developers" ... come out of the cave, realise technology has moved on, and for gods sake PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU TROLL /endrant Seriously WTF were macromedia smoking when cfm was developed >< That they wanted to integrate MS Access databases in an EXTREMELY easy, manageable way? Oh- it wasn't Macromedia, it was Allaire. CFM is not dead! It's extremely efficient and flexible enough for rapid deployments and updates with webkits. I do asp, sql, php, and cfm. Let me tell you-- they all have their uses. When it comes to an intranet site that gets updated hundreds of times daily, I'd rather use cfm. Edit: I wear clothing. And my cave is nice. You're just jealous because CFM bought me the Saab 9-5 I park in it. Edit 2: ^^ They are rare here. C++ C# PHP sql hell even bash and python. I've debugged CFM, and I'll be damned if it didn't make my eyes bleed, head spin and cause three priests to appear shouting "The power of Christ compels you" ... Untill the b****rd daemon was expelled ... Each to there own, but cfm makes me wake at night screaming "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!" ..... erm maybe not EDIT: Daemon spelling was intentional ;-) sysadmin play on words :p As I walked through the valley of the shadow of death, I did fear no evil, as I carried a big stick, and was the meanest mofo in the valley
Snake Doctor Paradox v2.0	Posted - 2007.10.15 23:02:00 - [39] Originally by: Ascrethy C++ C# PHP sql hell even bash and python. I've debugged CFM, and I'll be damned if it didn't make my eyes bleed, head spin and cause three priests to appear shouting "The power of Christ compels you" ... Untill the b****rd daemon was expelled ... Each to there own, but cfm makes me wake at night screaming "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!" ..... erm maybe not EDIT: Daemon spelling was intentional ;-) sysadmin play on words :p heh- fire your cfm dev. Rifter Flight Manual!
annoing Amarr	Posted - 2007.10.15 23:19:00 - [40] He was paid to make this stupid thread, check out the Out Of Pod forum. Hes such a sl*t
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2007.10.15 23:37:00 - [41] most fantastic
Norwood Franskly	Posted - 2007.10.16 05:28:00 - [42] Originally by: Snake Doctor Originally by: Ascrethy C++ C# PHP sql hell even bash and python. I've debugged CFM, and I'll be damned if it didn't make my eyes bleed, head spin and cause three priests to appear shouting "The power of Christ compels you" ... Untill the b**rd daemon was expelled ... Each to there own, but cfm makes me wake at night screaming "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!" ..... erm maybe not EDIT: Daemon spelling was intentional ;-) sysadmin play on words :p heh- fire your cfm dev. If I ever wrote web applications I'd do it in Obfuscated Perl just to ** off whoever employed me to do such boring work...
MotherMoon Huang Yinglong Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2007.10.17 14:48:00 - [43] I think you just found the best way of making isk ever. ----------------------------------- I'm working my way through college target CCP need...more room...
probablecause Infinite Improbability Inc Mostly Harmless	Posted - 2007.10.17 15:50:00 - [44] As a fan of Sir Douglas Noel Adams, I support this product and/or service.
Tawrich Tistrya	Posted - 2007.10.17 17:00:00 - [45] Edited by: Tawrich Tistrya on 17/10/2007 17:02:30 Perhaps CCP should take a lesson from me. As my budget is alot smaller then CCP's i can only afford using limited amounts of hamsters to keep my comp and monitors going , not to mention buying em stockpiles of food. The answer to my problem came very easy , cats. These amiable creatures can make a hamster run like hell just by standing near the computer case and enabled me to not only run my comp at full speed but i now also have a coffee machine in arms reach aswell. Having cats around will save you loads on buying french cheese and cats will do it for free happily. I leave my cats next to my comp in turn , 1 'motivates' the hamsters while the other 2 go out filling their own belies with mice. CCP , GET CATS!
Larelle Caldari Wings of Redemption Black Flag Alliance	Posted - 2007.10.17 18:00:00 - [46] Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Dred'Pirate Jesus Define "job" Junior Web Developer. professional mine sweeper player and solitare zen master is it ?
MotherMoon Huang Yinglong Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2007.10.17 18:03:00 - [47] Originally by: Larelle Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Dred'Pirate Jesus Define "job" Junior Web Developer. professional mine sweeper player and solitare zen master is it ? did someone say minesweeper? ----------------------------------- I'm working my way through college target CCP need...more room...
Ikthorn Balhar Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2007.10.18 18:40:00 - [48] I read once that the European Space Agency was nothing more than a thinly-veiled attempt to device a mechanism to deliver martian carrots to the orphan rabbits living in the moon. The French put them there. True story.
An Anarchyyt Gallente Sublime.	Posted - 2007.10.18 18:47:00 - [49] Originally by: MotherMoon Originally by: Larelle Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Dred'Pirate Jesus Define "job" Junior Web Developer. professional mine sweeper player and solitare zen master is it ? did someone say minesweeper? I'm glad we were thinking the same thing. Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person

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