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Hamcraft
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Posted - 2007.10.13 19:34:00 -
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now (cautiously) recruiting!
KILLBOARD
FORUM
some formalities before you continue!
1. candidates must be proficient with English, both written and oral
2. candidates must have and ENJOY using Ventrilo (and TeamSpeak, for that matter)
3. candidates must have minimum 20M skillpoints on their main character (although genuine awesomeness may make up for a slight lack in this area... maybe)
About us
We are the best corporation in all of EVE. Come join a close-knit group with more friendship, trust, honesty, and comradery than any other. We're a bunch of experienced guys who came together with a willingness to help one another and interests in all realms of this game. We feature small group PVP, large fleet battles as part of the biggest war in the EVE Universe, industrial efforts to match PVP, and of course, a thriving capital ship program. We're a smaller independent corporation working to accomplish big things, and most importantly, we want to have fun doing so.
if you feel your current situation is too cold...
if you need more interaction...
if you want more freedom...
if you want your corp to work for you as much as you work for it...
if you want to put your fingers in more pies than simply the ones you are instructed to...
if you want to make new friends...
if you want to go on the occasional killing spree (or perhaps more often than that)...
if you need longterm goals to work toward...
if you want to live in deep 0.0 space...
if you want the ability to discuss decisions and pitch ideas openly with your corp...
if you want mutual respect...
if you want recognition for the things that you do...
if you want to really count on the battlefield...
if you want to keep the game fresh for yourself...
if you want to sign on after a rough day and spend some time with people you trust...
THEN BOMBSHELL CARTEL IS FOR YOU (exclamation point)
Interested parties please refer questions to Hamcraft, or anyone else in this damn corporation for that matter!
AND HERE'S HOW YOU JOIN!
1. First, send me a mail saying you're interested.
2. Then, let me (and/or someone else) open up a convo with you at our convenience.
3. Meanwhile, register on http://www.evebomb.com/ with your in-game name and, under "Usergroups", apply to join the "Public Access" usergroup.
4. When Forum access is granted, introduce yourself to us on our forums. BE PREPARED to discuss your favorite beverage, movie, and the famous person you find the most sexually attractive.
5. You may be asked to come speak with us on Ventrilo.
6. Submit an in-game app to the corp.
7. Wait as our oompa loompa processes your information with his Commodore 64, and we discuss your arse thoroughly.
8. We will then insert a "BAD DUDES" cartridge into an old, crappy front-loader Nintendo Entertainment system and press the power button. If the game starts correctly then your application is accepted; if a blue screen flashes then sorry, you will have to look somewhere else.
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Hamcraft
Bombshell Cartel
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Posted - 2007.10.17 03:45:00 -
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independence, trust, and friends that won't quit. if you think you can step up to the plate and really count out there, not simply as part of a big blobfest... if you think you deserve more recognition for the things you do... if you want to be part of a team that ALWAYS shows you the respect you deserve... then it's time.
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Hamcraft
Bombshell Cartel
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Posted - 2007.10.18 15:03:00 -
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Join a corp that plays eve for each other as much as themselves, where there's no power struggles, no bully authority figures, just friends who want to kick some arse and build a better future for themselves.
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Hamcraft
Bombshell Cartel
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Posted - 2007.10.20 01:38:00 -
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join us... joooin ussssss.... joooooiiiinnn ussssssss...
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Hamcraft
Bombshell Cartel
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Posted - 2007.10.23 22:37:00 -
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and of course also to those who love pvp more than anything else, we CAN fufill your needs because...
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Hamcraft
Bombshell Cartel
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Posted - 2007.10.25 02:29:00 -
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Just noting that I will be out over the weekend and won't be able to get in touch with any applicants until Monday evening. Feel free to contact one of my corpmates and/or use our forums until then.
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Hamcraft
Bombshell Cartel
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Posted - 2007.10.30 03:24:00 -
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[ahhnold voice]
I'M BAAACK
now lets gooo, come onn! get to da choppa, pet my ferret, give me dat turboman doll, and tings of dat nature. and ask me about bombshell cartel if you want to live.
[/voice]
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Hamcraft
Bombshell Cartel
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Posted - 2007.11.23 19:28:00 -
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Oookay, we wanted to slow down so we didnt bump the thread for awhile, but now we're looking for more good boys and girls.
We currently have special interest for DREAD PILOTS and MINMATAR PVP PILOTS.
hope to hear from you soon!
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Hamcraft
Bombshell Cartel
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Posted - 2007.11.25 19:48:00 -
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Recruitment still open!
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Hamcraft
Bombshell Cartel
Terror Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.11.28 05:45:00 -
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Recent news with BC is we've created an alliance for ourselves, for the purposes of gaining sovereignty when we feel like it.
And of course, we're still looking for only the best, most trustworthy, and friendliest pilots!
Don't be afraid or reluctant to contact us. Our corp is better than yours, I promise. ;)
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Hamcraft
Bombshell Cartel
Terror Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.11.30 04:27:00 -
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BOMBSHELL CARTEL PRESENTS:
TONIGHT'S EXCERPTS FROM CORP CHAT
Sithezen > /emote gives gstomp big hugs and a brand new doll.
Sultry Wench > you have to fill it with warm water first, and be sure to use lots of lube
Sithezen > not as much girl on girl kissing but good non the less
Waua > damn.. the growler is calling me again... afk a bit...
Inarian Kai'Lumenati > i love you all in many unhealthy ways
Sultry Wench > i want to claim sov someplace naughty
THIS HAS BEEN A -BC- PRESENTATION
WHY WAIT... ASK ME ABOUT JOINING THE FUN YOURSELF!
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Hamcraft
Bombshell Cartel
Terror Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.12.02 04:47:00 -
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It's time to take a break from your holiday shopping and inquire about Bombshell Cartel. Who knows, you may get a dread in your stocking...
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Hamcraft
Bombshell Cartel
Terror Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.12.02 18:41:00 -
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I have exciting news! BC went and hired a celebrity to come in and help promote our recruitment campaign. It's BILLY MAYS!
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE
IF YOU'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH HARD WATER BUILD-UP, SOAP SCUM, RING AROUND THE TOILET, CALCIUM LIME AND RUST STAINS, THEN YOU NEED BOMBSHELL CARTEL
WATCH THIS
BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY
BUT I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHIN'
WATCH THIS
SPRAY BOMBSHELL CARTEL ON A SHOWER DOOR AND IT GETS THE TOUGH STUFF THAT THE OTHERS LEAVE BEHIND
IF YOU HAVE A SHOWERHEAD THATS CLOGGED WITH HARD WATER DEPOSITS, SET IT FREE WITH BOMBSHELL CARTEL! ITS GOT THE POWER TO BREAK DOWN AND DISSOLVE CALCIUM, MINERALS, DIRT AND DEBRIS!
PUT THE POWER BACK IN YOUR SHOWER WITH BOMBSHELL CARTEL
WOOOOOOOOD DRIES OUT!!!!!111
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS
I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHIN' RIGHT NOW
I GET SO EXCITED EVERYTIME I DO THIS!
OTHER CLEANERS HAVE HARSH FUMES, NOT BOMBSHELL CARTEL! IT HAS A GENTLE FRESH SCENT!
IT EVEN HAS THE POWER TO REMOVE A RING OF RUST
CLEAN EVERYTHING!!!
IT EVEN CUTS THROUGH MINERAL DEPOSITS IN THIS FLOWER VASE WITH EASE
OTHER CLEANERS DRIP AND RUN; BOMBSHELL CARTEL'S THICK NON-STICK FORMULA CLINGS TO ALL SURFACES! ITS SCRUBBING GRANULES EVEN CLEAN TILE AND GRUNGY GROUT!
PEOPLE EVERYWHERE ARE DISCOVERING THE STAIN FIGHTING POWER OF BOMBSHELL CARTEL. ISN'T IT TIME YOU DISCOVERED THE POWER OF BOMBSHELL CARTEL? TRY IT TODAY!
Uhhhh yeah... Thanks Billy.
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Hamcraft
Bombshell Cartel
Terror Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.12.04 05:41:00 -
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BC is still looking for pilots who aren't worthless
send me an evemail and let's talk.
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Hamcraft
Bombshell Cartel
Terror Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.12.14 22:52:00 -
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still recruiting those who are worthy
ask me about joining the best group of people in the game!
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Hamcraft
Bombshell Cartel
Terror Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.12.16 20:35:00 -
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yarr
We're still recruiting good honest pvp pilots.
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