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Alvin Elte
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Posted - 2007.10.18 13:29:00 -
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but she already has a boyfriend???
what should i do?
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2007.10.18 13:29:00 -
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go post in OOPE?
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Andargor theWise
Collateral Damage Unlimited
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.10.18 13:31:00 -
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The expression is "mow someone else's lawn".
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Stop the Feature Glut: Take the API to the Next Level
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VoYvod
Murder-Death-Kill
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Posted - 2007.10.18 13:32:00 -
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is this a serious question? 
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente
Sublime.
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Posted - 2007.10.18 13:33:00 -
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Can we just stop this crap in advance and just get a forum ban?
 Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.10.18 13:34:00 -
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Originally by: An Anarchyyt
Can we just stop this crap in advance and just get a forum ban?
How's that stopping it in advance? :)
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente
Sublime.
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Posted - 2007.10.18 13:35:00 -
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Originally by: Winterblink
Originally by: An Anarchyyt
Can we just stop this crap in advance and just get a forum ban?
How's that stopping it in advance? :)
Okay, stopping it, before more threads are created.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Banana Torres
The Green Banana Corporation
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Posted - 2007.10.18 13:35:00 -
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Originally by: Alvin Elte
but she already has a boyfriend???
what should i do?
Show her that you are a bright intelligent guy that wouldn't post in the wrong forum.
Ooops....
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Motokko
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.10.18 13:53:00 -
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I have a plan. Here's what you'll need:
1x Camouflage outfit
1x Camera with telephoto lense
1x Dictophone
1x Mobile phone tap
1x Password hacker
1x Lockpick
1x Scalpel
Now what you need to do is stalk this girls boyfriend for as long as it takes to acheive your objective. This is going to require a lot of dedication and patience so dont enter into this lightly. Your aim is to learn everything you can about this guy. Learn where he hangs out, what he likes to do, the clothes he likes to ware. Just the outwardly obvious stuff isn't enough though. You're going to have to listen in on his phone conversations, hack his email accounts, and break into his house and read his diary. You have to know all about this mans public and private life. Use the dictaphone to secretly record conversations with the guy and use this to learn how he speaks. Practice every night to immitate his voice and speech patterns until you can immitate them flawlessly. Once you're confident you're fully prepared, kidnap him, use the scalpel to remove his skin and stitch it to yourself so you look like him, then assum his life. Girl now equals yours.
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Sokratesz
Paradox v2.0
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Posted - 2007.10.18 13:53:00 -
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Where was this posted initially? "Events" or "Crime and Punishment" ?
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CCP Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2007.10.18 13:57:00 -
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Nothing
Now the reason why I hijack this thread now is to talk about the bunny signature above me.
I want the original picture, it¦s just so cute and emo 
Pink Dread has been hijacked
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LaVista Vista
Corporate Research And Production Pty Ltd
Zzz
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Posted - 2007.10.18 13:59:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia
Nothing
Now the reason why I hijack this thread now is to talk about the bunny signature above me.
I want the original picture, it¦s just so cute and emo
The sig in question is this:
Might now show up, as its rotated.
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Death Kill
Caldari
direkte
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Posted - 2007.10.18 13:59:00 -
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Originally by: Alvin Elte
but she already has a boyfriend???
what should i do?
I think you answered your own question. Nothing.
Ofcorse if you REALLY WANTED HER you would to try sway her into falling in love with you, but that would be acting like a jerk and her current bf will probably kick your ass...ot at least he should.
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Death Kill
Caldari
direkte
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Posted - 2007.10.18 14:00:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia
Nothing
Now the reason why I hijack this thread now is to talk about the bunny signature above me.
I want the original picture, it¦s just so cute and emo
Thats a picture of a bunny that received a lethal dose of poison at the vetrinary as the owner could not care for it any more and had it put to death.
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Xoria Krint
The Movement
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Posted - 2007.10.18 14:00:00 -
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Go for :) If it fails. Get another girl ;)
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2007.10.18 14:01:00 -
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Originally by: Alvin Elte
but she already has a boyfriend???
what should i do?
threesome
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ry ry
StateCorp
The State
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Posted - 2007.10.18 14:05:00 -
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Originally by: Alvin Elte
but she already has a boyfriend???
what should i do?
if you're both over 16, no. you'll just end up getting a kicking somewhere along the line. if you're just kids, why the hell not.
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Suze'Rain
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Posted - 2007.10.18 14:24:00 -
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find a pig farm to dispose of the body.
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Sharupak
Minmatar
Knights Of the Black Sun
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.10.18 14:33:00 -
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Oh not again! >_<
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.18 14:36:00 -
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Hehehe...nice. I'm gonna see where this goes. 
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Tarminic - 29 million SP in Forum Warfare Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Booooo!!! Tarminic sux!!!
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Sharupak
Minmatar
Knights Of the Black Sun
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.10.18 14:42:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Hehehe...nice. I'm gonna see where this goes.
Like you dont know!
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Xtreem
Gallente
Knockaround Guys Inc.
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Posted - 2007.10.18 14:53:00 -
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in regards to the op..
you cant do anything, it all depends on her point of view, she is the one who is attached, if she has no interest in you then there is no issue for you.
if she does like you, then still no issue for you as its her call.
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Liu Kaskakka
PAK
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Posted - 2007.10.18 15:00:00 -
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Start rumours that her bf has nasty STDs.
King Liu is RIGHT!!
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Alvin Elte
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Posted - 2007.10.18 15:06:00 -
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cumon man i need some real advice!!
i want her so wat can i do to take her?
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Ealiom
Infinitus Morti
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.10.18 15:13:00 -
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Respect her enough to make her own choice.
Its not a game son you cant 'win' someone......NEXT!
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Sharupak
Minmatar
Knights Of the Black Sun
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.10.18 15:15:00 -
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Originally by: Alvin Elte
cumon man i need some real advice!!
i want her so wat can i do to take her?
What do you think this is, eHarmony? Look if you have even talked to her for more than 5 minutes, she has already decided weather she would or would not have sex with you. So go ask her out on a date. If she says no, theres nothin you can do to change her mind.
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Micheal Dietrich
Cynical Cartel
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Posted - 2007.10.18 15:18:00 -
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sweet. Commit adultry and see if she's the type that likes to cheat! Envy and lust are wonderful sins, aren't they?
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Sokratesz
Paradox v2.0
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Posted - 2007.10.18 15:18:00 -
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Edited by: Sokratesz on 18/10/2007 15:18:46
Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia
Nothing
Now the reason why I hijack this thread now is to talk about the bunny signature above me.
I want the original picture, it¦s just so cute and emo
This:
It's actually just washing itself.
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Mtthias Clemi
Gallente
Infinitus Odium
The Church.
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Posted - 2007.10.18 15:20:00 -
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make her hate her bf, ive done it before, quite the amusing thing.
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2007.10.18 15:21:00 -
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Originally by: Alvin Elte
cumon man i need some real advice!!
i want her so wat can i do to take her?
A few ideas:
* guns and heavy armor (STR based approach)
* stealth and chlorofolm (DEX based approach)
* prove deeper understanding of her needs and wants as her BF (WIS/INT based approach)
* be more pleasurable than her BF, smooth talk her (CHA/INT based approach)
* buy her stuff™ (wallet based approach)
* give up (realistic approach, given the fact you ask US about it)
* become an hero (emo based approach)
* lie, then lie some more, then lie until hell freezes over (sneaky bastard approach)
* just go to her and tell her how you feel (never-works-except-in-silly-movies based approach)
* mind-control her (fantasy based approach)
* time travel back in time and kill her boyfriend's father (sci-fi based approach)
* clone her (EVE based approach)
* ... (apathetic approach)
* post some more info in here (internets approach)
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samd
shalalala
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